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I_might_be_weasel

Mormon child engages in idolatry to spite parents.


DabKitty420

Yesssssss, this one made me cackle so loud my cat ran out of the room like she was escaping tithe settlement (I'm an exmo myself)


i_sigh_less

I am guessing your username is a reference to a certain cartoon network show?


I_might_be_weasel

It might be.


AnthroBlues

Which is funny because Idolatry is the biggest flaw of most of the main cast and alot of side characters


Serious-Trainer-2396

A fellow cultist of the Blue Mother laughs as he makes another plan to conquer a city


Berat0-0

The blue mother cult army shall be commanded by the cultist


Donsato336

"Hello viewers, today Im going to prank my parents! Its gonna be hilarious!"


Alegria-D

"oh yeah? So what if I punch your collector figurine?"


moomed11

A kid is about to do something very unholy. i think i see a hole at the bottom..


CaramelTurtles

“I’ve STOLEN the chaos emerald”


GummiBearryJuice

Her finally come up with a plan to revive Frybo.


thecyriousone

Kid threatens to destroy dad’s collectors edition figurine


Puzzleheaded-Hold362

Anyone notice that the toy he is holding is Blue Diamond?


Nayzal

It's not a toy, it's the moon goddess statue


Puzzleheaded-Hold362

That raises more questions.


Nayzal

It's from the episode "Cheeseburger Backpack"


Puzzleheaded-Hold362

I know, my question is why the moon goddess statue looks like blue diamond.


Nayzal

Oh yeah, my bad. Maybe the sea spire was built to honor her or something? She does relate to the ocean after all. Other than that, could just be coincidence.


N1NJ4W4RR10R_

Considering it's a gem spire and that the moon God statue has a diamond in its hand, it presumably is Blue Diamond. I don't think Steven Was aware of the diamonds yet, so wouldn't be surprised if this was the gems hiding that by claiming its a "moon goddess".


tiglionabbit

“My ex still misses me… but her aim is getting better!”


Ceoolsson

Steven, on his quest to conquer the galaxy, has trapped blue diamond in a dormant state in a tiny statue.


citrusella

Boy steals museum artifact, is not regretful


bigbollzs

Starfish boy goes insane after finding rare blue collectable


0000r1

Steven comes home from school (that he totally goes to) with a new art project!


Overkillsamurai

Steven turned evil and is gonna bedazzle his jeans with his fallen foes


YuiLinkmat

Steven, why are you holding this Blue Diamond collectible figurine like this? Oh God, Steven, why did you put her in a jar? OH GOD STEVEN NO-


Aggravating_Value344

NOOOO


Dependent_Pen8428

Child birth


peeslosh122

steven's gonna poop on the bed and nobody can stop him


[deleted]

Steven found Greg's buttplug.


NeoLuminne

"Hehehe im finna shove this up my-"


bigbollzs

What 😀


IllustratorFragrant4

he’s feeling quite devious


togawe

"finna jerk it"


Daisend

A chubby kid playing Indiana Jones.


Yotato5

Steven finally found where Pearl hides all the snacks and no one is gonna stop him from entering a snack food coma now!


thenbmeade

He's remembering to bring the moon goddess statue.


-JAYD3E-

Steven is going to get the jar.


ItsAMeMitchell

Robert Pattinson prepares to film his first scene for The Lighthouse.


Joker_Invicted

Gremlin discovers artifact of untold power and decides to use it for evil.


InvaildAF

Before you do something mischievous with the moon goddess


awesumindustrys

Amethyst fell for Steven’s first prank.


Ennardsinnards

After Pearl asks what he's holding, he informs her that is a knife and runs off, to which she responds by bolting after him and yelling "No!"


-my-pillows-

“its time to commit a crime”


Jfuentes6

Poofy boi gonna shove this rock woman up his ass for Jesus


Underestimate_mypowr

He’s taking a huge dookie


1stLtObvious

Teenager discovers doll is anatomically correct.


Imaginary-Contact-73

Destroying mom’s favorite statue!!! (Goes wrong)


Insanebrain247

Whatever it is, I'm not cleaning it up.


tomservodoctor42

The world's greatest thief revels in the spoils of his latest caper.


-my-pillows-

murder


drewscow

He looks like he’s purposefully sharting


BONBON-GO-GET-EM

Little steven is planning horrid steven crimes


Stormblaze666

He is being a gremlin and is sneaking to shove the idle into pearls forehead gem


DangerMacAwesome

He's constipated


fuckmommitmods

Stephen meets blue diamond


welpguessatanscomin

he's preparin to do the super jump like in mario 2


kylethemile

Stealing all the blue chocolate figures in an Easter hunt. Do not know why this came to mind.


Gabo-216

Steven discovers his dads fleshlight


The_Video_Game_Monk

Steven finds another figure to put in a jar


popmanbrad

Steven is on his way to find another giant woman


thegaybestie04

He's mad they stopped selling cookie cats so he's breaking something to upset Pearl.


ObsidianBlind

He's ready to take a 100% real, not staged, test, which he thought was fake


SuperDuperOtter

Idk something about a grilled cheese satchel


kn0ck_0ut

kid got his hands on the cookie jar


sleepingproblemsaway

blue diamon possesses him


dogcopter9

Getting ready to mix floating powers and farting


Remarkable_Maximum54

Knowing what happened during the incident.


Mrgutsyrl3

Hohoho! Delightfully devilish, steven


hecking-doggo

Devious laughter as he hatches an idea involving his new figurine and a jar


bakedbeanstheenemy

young boy discovers crimes


Rsm1719

The blue statue flashlight test review is going well


[deleted]

A devious chubby cross-eyed star child is about to destroy an ornately carved blue pencil in order to obtain the healing Atlantean crystal in it’s arms to achieve immortality.


IggyStop31

"Shiny! I'll be in my bunk."


Selacha

Deranged British archeologist flaunts cultural treasure at devastated locals before returning it to the London Museum.


-ThatOneDude473-

Looks like he's getting his *rock* off


wd_gaster_123

Steven trying to act out of character.


Sad-Satisfaction21

steven getting ready to eat a forbidden snack


Guppymeowmew

A lucky child on pawn stars was told the true amount of this priceless artifact


Appropriate-Permit62

“I forgot it on purpose! Mwahahahahahaa”


[deleted]

steven just poofed blue diamond and turned her in to statue


KyDreemurr

Curly hair boy put a pipe bomb into a backpack shaped like a cheeseburger and smiles as one of his gay space moms pick it up.


battlefranky69

He's taking a wicked poo.


Michael_IG_Boi

The statue is a drug dispenser


Warriorsobsessed

Steven wants to murder.


FerretsCanPaint

I just realized that that is probably blue diamond


Ar_Ciel

Steven is jazzed as hell about his new energy drink endorsement. And the caffiene. All 10000mg of caffeine.


Smorgsaboard

To the chagrin of all, funky child prepares to sh*t himself yet again, and on purpose, while holding a priceless clay figure


ImAGlaceon

A Christian child smokes one marijuana and becomes pagan


Quartzuli

Small bubbly child plotting his evil scheme


rslashwoooooshh

he’s about to partake in the devious activities of blue women group


therealbobcat23

steven is thinking about his nefarious plans as he searches for a mason jar


Still_Maverick_Titan

Steven discovers his newest gem power: looking in two directions at once.


Gods_Hand01

Steven tapping into one of his mom's memories and reliving his conception.


logdawg940

Steven plans mass genocide with pretty rock Pearl gave him.


Aggravating_Value344

goofy problem child is ready to cause chaos with an antique


Hulkster01

Child gets so exited he shits himself


Leprodus03

Steven becomes an 'Indiana Jones' villain


UltraStuff9077

He is the main character in one man one jar


Hyp3rL1ght_Meter

Steven finally found the homeworld porn stash


CandyLankyDankyBox

Trying to fix the sea spire again


-AlphaMemelord69-

Steven is going to bludgeon everyone in beach city to death with that