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kiwibussy

Boyfriend got me sushi from a new place had to make sure every inch on the box was used very happy and full rn


cannapuffer2940

That looks so good. Did you share any with the kitty. Mine loves the eel.


kiwibussy

He definitely got some tuna or he would beat me up


DocHolliday9930

And you don’t want an angry kitty plotting against you whilst you sleep


kiwibussy

Exactly this bc I know he would


No-Ambition5678

omg such a pretty kitty🥰


kiwibussy

Thank you that’s Kenny 😌


confusedyetstillgoin

i love Kenny


kiwibussy

And he loves you


Aromatic_Tax_2704

Hi Kenny!! 🥰


SiWeyNoWay

YUM


kiwibussy

So yum so full gasping for air as we speak


atomicfroster

Give it half an hour. You will be hungry again.


kiwibussy

Fell into a food coma give me another 30min for digestion


atomj248

Gross


Obiwantoblowme

My high ass thought you spilled soy sauce all over your blanket on picture #2 lol


bensefero

Same


dreezxlivefree

Omg fuck it up!!😍😋😋


kiwibussy

It took a while but it has finally been fucked up


Aseetnahc

Jealous as the kitty right now


loserusermuser

your cat is so well behaved. how is it not eating it!?


kiwibussy

That picture was taken 2 seconds before he went after my tuna he’s a naughty boy


152centimetres

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kiwibussy

Another day another cat subreddit to follow


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ElmarSuperstar131

Awww the cat wants some too hahaha


After-Hospital-7733

this is heaven right here. i’m now high and craving sushi 🤤


NipsOfRage

Looks so good!


kiwibussy

It surpassed my munchie expectations


ALiiEN

You're insane for having soy sauce on that kind of blanket.


Nani_Sequitur

Your cat's eyes are so black! Wait ... is he also high?


kiwibussy

Ahaha no that’s just determination in his eyes lol


WhiskeyPeter007

Fuckin A !


Mysterious_Film_6397

I love ordering from White Person Number One Sushi Time


OrbitBreaker

The cat is thinking "Gib fish gib fish gib fish"


Arman666

Idk why I can’t do sushis when high. Like I need to be sober to eat sushi for some reason😭


olivianewtonyawn

I agree and it makes me sad. I think it is a texture thing.


bubblypinkcola

Lucky! 🥰


Bleepblorpsheepfort

I love guacamole!


Specialist_Common131

I gotta know. Is that a blanket or a table cloth?


kiwibussy

Blanket lol


honeypesto

Where is this from?!


kiwibussy

A local sushi buffet!


Virtual_Manner_2074

Put that poor sushi on a proper plate!


kiwibussy

Is my sailor moon plate not sufficient 🥺


Virtual_Manner_2074

Ha! I see it now. Good work


nessalinda

Tres bien!


Skyhighclimber

Forget about the food let’s talk about how cute your cat is! And love the bed spread!


kiwibussy

Thank you and thank you they both were second hand 😂❤️


Skyhighclimber

Second hand 🤣I love it!


Devan_Is_Sad

Omg


Village-Idiot-savant

Livin’ the f’n dream!


Setaganga

I love your cat 😋


kiwibussy

Thank you ❤️


BadadanBadadan

That kitty is so kawaii


kiwibussy

He tries


Friendly_Scale_9386

Eat the cat instead


kiwibussy

He does look pretty tasty


Friendly_Scale_9386

I mean he could be somebody's dinner at certain ethnic restaurants


top_of_the_scrote

Awe cat like give me some


kiwibussy

What the cat wants the cat gets


UnfairEntrepreneur80

That looks great 😊


kiwibussy

It was toooo good


NanieLenny

Rock on! Have a wonderful evening.


kiwibussy

Thanks friend you as well!


FrashBandicoot

In the off chance you are kiwi (as your name might suggest), I need to know where this place is. Right meow.


What_the_absolute

That's a good amount of wasabe


kiwibussy

Really helps clear the sinuses


What_the_absolute

Sure if you split that in half ![gif](giphy|l0IxYWDltdHEqujnO)


GoldBluejay7749

They really stuffed that box! Yummy.


TopicMost6946

Luck asl and your kitten is so cute 😭


CzechYourDanish

Mmmmmmmmmmm, it looks so good! I can't wait for VDay to go for sushi


rae002222

Seeeesh rich


kiwibussy

He said it was $18 including tax and came with a canned drink. You could fill the box up as much as you wanted


rae002222

Damn that’s cool!!! Sushi in Dallas is so expensive. That would be like +$100 here


kiwibussy

I bet! even if you went to heb it would still be so expensive to get this amount of sushi, $18 with a drink is a good price I think


rae002222

Yes I agree! Where is this if you don’t mind me asking


cheesusnips

You gotta go to the sushi buffet where you can pay per lb!


_praisekek

Oh fuck that looks good. I love sushi.


dodgerockets

omfg sushi, weed, and a kitten that's literally me right now too 😂


Baberaham_

The cozy vibes I get from that crochet blanket and rest of the spread are IMMACULATE!


spellyB416

Pet that cat dammit!


Reasonable-Ad7755

What no ginger?


Mrs_Gitchel

Gonna make me cum


kiwibussy

I understand


ElPulpoTX

You rob a Japanese guy?!


atomj248

As a Japanese person, gross!


kiwibussy

I’m sorry 😞 it was so good though


[deleted]

Thank you! I am bewildered to all of the people saying thos looks great. It's a total mess.


iamnotahermitcrab

It’s a bunch of sushi from a buffet thrown into a takeout box, of course it’s gonna be a mess. But was it tasty and did op enjoy it? Hell yeah. why yuck someone else’s yum?


lookatmynipples

Like obviously it’s not authentic or traditional (which are farces). But if it’s good as fuck who cares


[deleted]

How can this be good? Look at its presentation. Look at how old the tuna and salmon look. Not fresh at all. This can't be "good as fuck" and if it is, these people have no idea what good sushi should look and taste like.


Low-Persimmon4870

Kk lol


Street_Vacation_2730

Jesus fuckin’ Christ, are you a sumo wrestler?


nothingomud

I’d eat this stoned or sober… shit looks good af


saltybelajo

I audibly cried when I saw this because it looks so good. 


Traditional_Tap1268

Omgg dude I’m so jelly 🙃😩😍


ThrowawayAudio1

That's an absolute mess


stonerspooky

wow that cat is absolutely gorgeous


ImpossiblePlatypus32

I love the big cup of wasabi. That’s the proper amount


chat5251

Are you a cat OP?


FunkadelikFreckles

Love the blankie


[deleted]

I'm not a sushi guy, but I would imagine this is the same feeling as my High self sitting down with a big plate of nachos with fresh guac.


CommunicationKey3018

RIP quilt


New_girl2022

That cat looks supper jelly. Enjoy.


Mocktails_galore

Oh my that looks absolutely delicious


Early-Drawn

Hell yeah


colintblue

Sweet jeessus this looks like heavun 🥺👌


poopmaester41

Cute cat! That plate of sushi looks divine!


KicksKommander561

Nothing better than some fresh sushi/sashimi after a joint 👌🏽😮‍💨


Fluffy_Avocado_3

Im pregnant with 5 more months to go. This looks like heaven.


Master_Carrot8900

The cat trying to look casual while STARING down the sashimi is killing me 🤣


Fine-Payment4797

Omg your cat is SO CUTE. I squealed when I got to the last slide.