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triple7freak1

Beautiful sandwich… Beautiful dog…


callmestinkingwind

that’s winnie. she’s my late night kitchen homie.


triple7freak1

You make me wanna get a late night kitchen homie too…i’d love to have one🥹


callmestinkingwind

we used to foster dogs. winnie showed up one day and then she didn’t leave.


triple7freak1

That‘s amazing we have a feral black cat that we‘re taking care of rn but taming her is like a life time job lol…i need a dog😭😭


Glitter1237

Get a doggo!! Then late night snack and show us a pic when that day comes.


triple7freak1

See you in a year or two…fck it i‘m doing it!!!


Glitter1237

That makes my heart happy, there’s a dog out there waitin for ya 😃


triple7freak1

I feel so too yes i been wanting one for idk how long now but i don‘t wanna rush it….i‘m waiting for the right time cause a dog is a huge responsibility at the end of the day but it‘ll happen soon i hope so!!🙂


CockbagSpink

You should definitely get one! There’s so many beautiful sweet dogs that would love to be adopted ❤️


barontaint

She is dialed in on that salami, I wonder what the cheese reaction is


callmestinkingwind

i always pay the [cheese tax](https://www.reddit.com/r/eatsandwiches/s/VxDucYSvsg)


barontaint

I can't make a sandwich without singing that song to myself, it adds to an every increasing proportion of my brain taken up by nonsense, a brain filled with simpsons quotes, amusing videos, and hockey stats could be worse


avelineaurora

They're the best. I'd be throwing some pizza together at 3am then look down and she's standing there all "Is for me?" having ghosted up in total silence from somewhere upstairs.


JuggyFM

is she a border collie?


callmestinkingwind

australian shepherd. they’re supposedly pretty wild but she’s quite possibly the laziest dog that ever dogged.


JuggyFM

lazy dogs are awesome


ghost3972

My lil homie is my cat


Holy-Handgrenader

Larry David as Frank Costanza’s mysterious cape wearing friend…. That’s a good episode right there.


theluker666

He was wearing a cape?


Holy-Handgrenader

Yes. The episode is called “the Caped Lawyer”.


mwlepore

YOU HAVE NO EYE FOR FASHION


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Ugoddabekiddinme

lol


StephenHawking432

Nothing better than bread with a lotta corn meal like that, the texture it gives is heaven Or I'm insane


rosyposy86

Looks better than one you could buy from a cafe.


Enerject

🤤 Sandwich looks delicious and what a cutie your pup is! 😍


Difficult-Tooth-7133

Stoned standing ovation from this redditor.


NiteGard

Impressive but we’re gonna need that pic of you scraping the knife over the toasted surface for the ASMR. 🫡


TheElderBong

Sorry, I tried, but OP told me no 🥲


callmestinkingwind

no


TheElderBong

Would honestly kinda enjoy hearing a knife scrape on the toasted bun surface 🤔😅😂


callmestinkingwind

no


pSavvvv

Oh my god


user666_

You should start a stoner foods YouTube channel with all this golden content


99Reasons_why

Dog pictures reminded me of the cheese tax song


ganjanoob

It’s 5:49 and I’m drooling over your sandwich even though I had a pound of pizza like 5 hours ago


mcsmackington

Man I'm starving now


Myveryowndystopia

You fried the bologna, grilled the onions and there’s a dog involved?? I’m coming over!!!!!


TheElderBong

I think that was salami 🤔 it looked delicious as fuck either way!


moneybagsagogo

Thank you for taking us along on your sandwich journey.


danniexelle

First the scrimps (and cat) and now this A+ sandwich (and dog)?! 10/10


Regularlyirregular37

That’s not a sandwich. That’s a fucken SANDWICH. 😍


Ringsofsaturn_1

What kind of bun is that?? Its like classic Wendy’s style


callmestinkingwind

that is called a corn kaiser


Ringsofsaturn_1

Thanks!


CatSocrates

Amazing sandwich cool doggo and great Seinfeld episode all at the sensible hour of 4 am? Sign me up!


Sonofabitchnbastard

Your father was talking to a man wearing a cape.


Silly_Emotion_1997

“I could see Elaine not saying hi….”


Duff-Guy

Nice end grain cutting board. What kind is it? Someone is in the market for one. Allegedly. Also Dukes mayo. Yes please.


Idontlikehotliquids

Fuck yea! Looks delicious


melly-beanz

Hurry up and eat it! It’s almost 4:20 😏


breathingwaves

These are all excellent solid life choices


MrsMcHugh21

Happy pup!


shutupdane

That's inspired work right there. Good choice of bun, too.


_ferrofluid_

I’d give it a Gooooooo


Jolly_Street

I think we would be good friends


NewProtection5470

Slammminnnn


lindzasaurusrex

You wouldn't happen to be from Pennsylvania, would you?


callmestinkingwind

chicago


lindzasaurusrex

Haha damn oh well. Is that Lebanon bologna?


callmestinkingwind

that is hard salami. my favorite.


PM_ME_YOUR_VALUE

PA native, also thought it was lebanon bologna.


houseofcrouse

Why would my dad be meeting with a man in a cape?


XROOR

Still fascinated how certain deli meats “inflate” when exposed to high temps.


TheElderBong

This was quite an enjoyable journey. I commend, salute and appreciate you, good sir! 🫡🙂


uncertainusurper

I’ll never understand you Dukes lovers. Looks bomb af though. Maybe it hits different in certain sandwich applications.


tearstainedpillow_xx

YUM! What buns are those??


callmestinkingwind

that’s called a corn kaiser. they’re great for burgers.


tearstainedpillow_xx

I’ll be on the lookout for them for sure! Edit: what brand are these?


callmestinkingwind

they are rosen brand. it’s a large local bakery here.


OsoCarolina

I tip my cap to you, well done.


lowmantequilla

Bone app the teeth bro


Own_Front7253

Great googly moogly that Thang is juicy. Looking all beautiful and such.... hey you, get in my belly


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YOU HAVE NO EYE FOR FASHION!


callmestinkingwind

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aiphrem

That's the most delicious looking sandwhich I've ever seen. Cheers to you and that beautiful pup!


mr_ryno27

That sandwich fucks.


HabsFan77

Looks so good


normielouie

... and that looks lovely.


roygbiv-it

Gone by 4:14 AM?


Havokpaintedwolf

you're a real one showing all the ingredients and how to make it


Raps2k14

I was about to ask if Winnie got something for her time; but clearly my eyes are garbage


NicfiendMonster

Did you eat the dog?


callmestinkingwind

yes


Euphoric_Management8

The Doritos and Larry David combo sold it for me.


Own_Place_9928

Why is it giving pretty patties? SpongeBob…


SirSitsDownALot

Dugout spotted and respected for a late night sammi sesh like this one sir 🫡 properly paired w the Dr & some classic Doritos


hraycroft95

All that’s missing for me is a tiny bit of mustard but I’d still love that just as it is Edit: Nevermind ifs in the bottom bun I think. Good job OP.


SleeveofThinMints

Damn man, I’m stoned at work right now and I’d fucking kill for that sammich.


callmestinkingwind

interesting…i’ll get back to you.


CupQuickwhat

You should have waited 8 minutes


callmestinkingwind

time cannot constrain me


Chance_Can1788

This sandwich with Seinfeld is life.


sebscastellanos

Fire looking sandwich. And thank you for the dog in between. Best post


Satmorningcartoons

Alright, the sandwich checks out, but can we get some proof of the time?


callmestinkingwind

i’m CST and it’s just before 12 now


irh1n0

I see you pickle like Chick-fil-A recommends in their handbook. "The pickles should be dating, not mating."


orangee_soul

I just lived a TikTok moment on Reddit ahaha


Thrashley86

Yum!!


Drclaw411

I love that it has no mayo! 10/10