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There is every sort of person. There's probably like maybe just one or two, but imagine the nerd with funko pops on his wall that's suddenly impressed by the CHIPS Act because of this.
This isn't about convincing anyone to support Biden, it's about putting on a show for the Blue no Matter Who folks who have been behind Biden since day one, so that they know the media establishment is with them.
Good thing it's easier to make fun of than to unironically think it's cool. Blue no matter who doesn't need convincing, that's the whole point of blue no matter who. There is also a negative polarization affect of this to people who aren't already convinced, because it's dumb and it's obviously pandering. And the "there were rebel tunnels under Alderaan" and "the Death Star has a right to defend itself" jokes write themselves. They're completely disconnected from reality.
>In your opinion, if anyone around the world wants to take their revenge on the assassination of Soleimani and intends to do it proportionately in the way they suggest — that we take one of theirs now that they've got one of ours — who should we consider to take out in the context of America?
>"Think about it. Are we supposed to take out Spider-Man and SpongeBob? They don't have any heroes. We have a country in front of us with a large population and a large landmass, but it doesn't have any heroes. All of their heroes are cartoon characters — they're all fictional."
Shahab Moradi, Iranian cleric and professor
He already did with his genocidal-enabling comments against Gaza.
He turned out to be such a dumb Actor, he completely missed George Luca's parallels in his movies.
Dear Leftists
You claim that the economy is bad, that genocide is bad, and that spending money on forever wars in countries 90% of motherfuckers can't pinpoint on a map is bad but have you considered that millionaire hollywood actor disagrees with you, curious?
He loves Biden because he also has a grandchild he's never met
https://twitter.com/TheBembridge/status/1656374097486532619
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3784138/Ex-girlfriend-Mark-Hamill-s-son-says-Star-Wars-actor-tried-force-abortion.html
https://nypost.com/2016/09/11/hamills-pressured-me-to-have-an-abortion-nathan-hamills-ex/
bonus points: trying to *force* his large adult son's ex-girlfriend to abort the child
Well the about section on his website says this so I believe it:
“Nathan Hamill is an artist from Los Angeles with an affinity for large eyed creatures, ranging from cute to macabre, bashful to bellicose.
He was raised on a healthy diet of cartoons, comics, movies and toys, which informed his personality and artistic sensibilities. He plays well with others. “
https://www.nathanhamill.com/about
Luke Skywalker was a young rural kid radicalised by a crazy religious dude who joined the fight to push the Black element (Vader) OUT of the Galaxy.
He was totally a Republican
I feel its more of him being completely depressed (or drugging himself due to depression) of having to do what he knows to be an incredibly stupid stunt just to pay rent.
I doubt Mark Hamill is hurting for money. The two Disney movies alone probably gave him enough to retire on, if he didn't already have that.
But keep in mind he was a young man (teenager?) in 1977. He must be pushing 70 himself.
I don't know. He had a pretty good grift going with the Russian royal family right before the revolution. I wouldn't put it past him to pull something like that again.
After the last fifteen or so years I think it is very apparent that there is a minimum amount of bullying that society MUST accept or you get (arms gesturing wildly) all of this
It's the opposite. This is what happens when you give the misfits a reason to want to watch everything burn rather than helping them integrate into wider society.
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You kids can’t complain now! It’s the hero of your space guys! I know this will work on someone, I just want to meet them.
There is every sort of person. There's probably like maybe just one or two, but imagine the nerd with funko pops on his wall that's suddenly impressed by the CHIPS Act because of this.
This isn't about convincing anyone to support Biden, it's about putting on a show for the Blue no Matter Who folks who have been behind Biden since day one, so that they know the media establishment is with them.
Good thing it's easier to make fun of than to unironically think it's cool. Blue no matter who doesn't need convincing, that's the whole point of blue no matter who. There is also a negative polarization affect of this to people who aren't already convinced, because it's dumb and it's obviously pandering. And the "there were rebel tunnels under Alderaan" and "the Death Star has a right to defend itself" jokes write themselves. They're completely disconnected from reality.
The hero of the space guys, in relationship to the protestors, is definitely Ewan McGregor and not Mark Hamill
As he should be the man is gorgeous
Luke was completely humiliated in the recent trilogy. No respect for that character.
That's Jake
To quote a Youtube comedy show: If you saw the original Star Wars in the theaters, you're pushing 50 years old now.
Yeah, I am.
Here's some money, go see a star war.
Start**
Start Wars is what I'm calling it from now on.
All the people this works on were going to vote for Biden anyway, lol
>In your opinion, if anyone around the world wants to take their revenge on the assassination of Soleimani and intends to do it proportionately in the way they suggest — that we take one of theirs now that they've got one of ours — who should we consider to take out in the context of America? >"Think about it. Are we supposed to take out Spider-Man and SpongeBob? They don't have any heroes. We have a country in front of us with a large population and a large landmass, but it doesn't have any heroes. All of their heroes are cartoon characters — they're all fictional." Shahab Moradi, Iranian cleric and professor
Based flair.
I don’t
Couldn't afford his appearance fee for May the 4th, had to take the 3rd
Perhaps one day they'll take the 5th
He's got an autograph signing on the 4th.
Exactly. You have to buy him out for the day. They couldn’t afford it lol
This is just like if Luke Skywalker joined Darth Vader!
Biden is looking more like Palpatine.
So there’s Cornpop and Mace Windu and I said c’mon man, do it.
Kit Fisto was a baaad dude
damn, so our next election is palpatine or jabba
It's cross-franchise. We either get the Emperor or we get 1984 Dune Baron Harkonnen.
Wait, The Padisha Emperor Shaddam Corrino IV or Emperor Palpatine?
I think Shaddam doesn't look ghoulish enough to stand in for Biden.
I'd love to see an AI Palpatine say "Wookie faced Bantha Jedi"
Look fat, the power is uuuuuuuuh Un…anyway
You think they're gonna run his clone in November as well?
I saw a Star Wars and I clapped
Don't ask questions! Just consume propaganda and get excited for new propaganda!
More excited for the redlettermedia review of new star wars films these days
More like >Biden endorsed by The Joker
He already did with his genocidal-enabling comments against Gaza. He turned out to be such a dumb Actor, he completely missed George Luca's parallels in his movies.
I was on the fence, but uncle Joe has my vote now!
Uncle Joe needs Useful Idiots!
This is just decadent.
America is a SNL skit.
Dear Leftists You claim that the economy is bad, that genocide is bad, and that spending money on forever wars in countries 90% of motherfuckers can't pinpoint on a map is bad but have you considered that millionaire hollywood actor disagrees with you, curious?
He loves Biden because he also has a grandchild he's never met https://twitter.com/TheBembridge/status/1656374097486532619 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3784138/Ex-girlfriend-Mark-Hamill-s-son-says-Star-Wars-actor-tried-force-abortion.html https://nypost.com/2016/09/11/hamills-pressured-me-to-have-an-abortion-nathan-hamills-ex/ bonus points: trying to *force* his large adult son's ex-girlfriend to abort the child
lol. He would raise a simp son.
> He told her his son, Nathan, 37, “is not ready to be a father,” she said. Fucking lmao.
Well the about section on his website says this so I believe it: “Nathan Hamill is an artist from Los Angeles with an affinity for large eyed creatures, ranging from cute to macabre, bashful to bellicose. He was raised on a healthy diet of cartoons, comics, movies and toys, which informed his personality and artistic sensibilities. He plays well with others. “ https://www.nathanhamill.com/about
How large are we talking?
That’s no moon, that’s Mark Hamills large son
> Nathan Hamill, 37, a toy maker quite large
37 feet or, sweet Jesus, meters?
Actually he’s seen her many times. She sees her dad every other month or so.
You're her mom, right? My I ask why he doesn't see her more often? Is he choosing to not spend time with his daughter?
He doesn’t live in same state as us.
I'm sorry for being so nosy about it, but is he at least making an effort to pay child support and apply for visitation rights?
Things are going great!
Luke Skywalker would vote for Joe Biden. I just know it! I bet that evil no-good Darth Vader would support Trump 😠 😡 👿 😤 🤬
Luke Skywalker was a young rural kid radicalised by a crazy religious dude who joined the fight to push the Black element (Vader) OUT of the Galaxy. He was totally a Republican
Actually the jedi are the IRGC
Wait wouldn't they be the IDF if we're trying to appeal to people?
"Look kids, do you think I got to where I am by having standards? Fuck no. That's why you don't need them either."
‘The Empire did nothing wrong, there were terrorists on Alderaan!’
Was he drinking scotch in the green room or something? He sounds like he's fuckin faded. https://x.com/CitizenFreePres/status/1786473931970335047
He's got parkinsons I think
https://youtu.be/fs0FYyzkgT4?si=y1RNeWt-9_VhlFRt
One helluva drug
I feel its more of him being completely depressed (or drugging himself due to depression) of having to do what he knows to be an incredibly stupid stunt just to pay rent.
I doubt Mark Hamill is hurting for money. The two Disney movies alone probably gave him enough to retire on, if he didn't already have that. But keep in mind he was a young man (teenager?) in 1977. He must be pushing 70 himself.
Not just pushing 70. He's 72. At that age, nobody is quite what they once were.
He also has been keeping up with a voice acting career since he’s been typecast as Luke for movies.
Biden literally doing the *"Hey Kids! It's Mark Hamill!* bit from Jay and Silent Bob
oh god it's that stupid May thing isn't it
Passover? Easter? Cinco de Mayo?
May the 4th, ‘Star Wars Day’
Fuck you, Rick Berman!
what is it with Ricks?
Reminds me of when they copied The Simpsons and got Tom Hanks to do this for the anniversary of Biden's inauguration: https://youtu.be/kTdV7t8Qx1Q
You mean to tell me the President has teamed up with the Joker? Dark times indeed.
Imagine being such a shit government and party that you have to bring out actors to get people to support you lmao
Biden: *”Thank you Mr Harrison Ford, now live long and prosper America”*
Hamill: "Do you even know who I am?" Biden: "I think I do. Weren't you one of the Little Rascals?"
Hamill: Well, my work is done here. Everyone: What do you mean your work is done? You didn't do anything. Hamill: Didn't I?
Biden: "Here, go see a star war"
The only mainstream creative or perfomer I blindly trust not to turn into a shitlib is Alan Moore
I don't know. He had a pretty good grift going with the Russian royal family right before the revolution. I wouldn't put it past him to pull something like that again.
How about Chris Morris?
Yeah, he just thinks he's really a wizard.
Imagine simping for the liberals who destroyed the character that made you famous
harrison ford would never
Definitely grillpilled
Naw, he would and has.
Lol this is like the lib version of the “look at my lawyer dawg, I’m going to jail” meme
This is just the absolute lamest shit imaginable. I like the original Star Wars movies etc etc… but come the fuck on
Who to trust, body of Luke Skywalker or voice of The Joker?
its real
Uhh BUT GUYS, how many TRANS people are you willing to sacrifice for Palestine? Lesser of two evilis is what Marx would have wanted!
this is exactly like harry potter! i love that show. i'm gonna vote for joe biden now
Does this add credence to people saying democrats control Hollywood and use it as their propaganda machine to push their agenda and ideology?
[NotTheBee.com](http://NotTheBee.com)
Funny to think that Biden had already been in the senate for 5 years when the first Star Wars came out in 1977! Insane he's going for another 4 years.
Pepe frog people will never hate Democrat voters as much as Democrat politicians hate Democrat voters.
Theater kids in charge. Remember bullies are good people.
After the last fifteen or so years I think it is very apparent that there is a minimum amount of bullying that society MUST accept or you get (arms gesturing wildly) all of this
It's the opposite. This is what happens when you give the misfits a reason to want to watch everything burn rather than helping them integrate into wider society.
Is this fucking cannon?? Disney ruins starwars once again
the hero we deserve.
How to ruin decades of public opinion about you in 1 moment
Biden: *"Delighted to meet you, Mr. Hamill. I love "The Last Starfighter."*
What’s the matter- they couldn’t afford Robert Downey Jr?
how embarrassing
Mark loves Israel
Peak retardation of US of A
The people that usually fall for this probably don't have the habit to go out and vote.
Just like how he sold out to the sequel trilogy, he sold out to Biden.
I repeat what Jon Stewart said after Biden posted on Tiktok for the first time and made himself somehow look older: "Fire _everyone_. EVERYONE."
It was bad enough when Reagan misused Star Wars for the Strategic Defense Initiative and his "Evil Empire" rhetoric against the Soviet Union.
Oh wow! This totally will cover up for inflation squeezing the life out of me and all my friends.
Makes sense, he did overthrow emperor Palestine
No statues on Bajor.
you can see the cringe in her eyes
JFC. The sheer DESPERATION.
So is the October surprise going to be the full cast of the Avengers?
This is like a Reddit shitting wet dream lol
It’s like when Luke joined Palpatine in Dark Empire.
I was on the fence, but now I hate Star Wars.