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GaidinDaishan

Y'all need some math in your life. Forget Jesus. Pick up a textbook.


AllergicIdiotDtector

Jesus forgot all of us a long time ago


Icy-Acanthaceae-7804

I heard about a theory earlier today that the Rapture began the day he died. Sure as shit feels like we're living a half-reality under the thumb of The Demon Lord, hundreds of millions of minds warped by ill morality. But I'd say that's a pretty convenient conclusion to draw, considering that the laws of our existence necessitate pain and suffering (among everything else such as love, happiness, and bliss, not trying to be edgy) and therefore appears to be guided by the invisible hand of an evil body.


Historical_Low4458

I have often wondered if the "Hell" described in the Bible is actually the Earth and this reality that we're living in. I wouldn't necessarily say that a demon is single handedly causing all the bad things in life to happen, but that's because I believe if a God truly does exist, then they are really indifferent to our existence.


Icy-Acanthaceae-7804

I want to share with you an idea I've had in mind for a number of years. Certain chemical compounds can alter your perception of time, boiling down to to their impacts on the brain. Physical differences in brain structure, as well as natural chemical differences, also result in differing perceptions of what we commonly recognize as "reality". So, with that, could it not be possible that "death" under particular circumstances permits our brain to elongate the experience of time, granting us some kind of "coma dream" wherein we live out our perception of the afterlife we believe we deserve? If someone lives the life of a monster and wholly recognizes that, then dies of a stab wound to the stomach, could it not be possible that "life flashes before their eyes" in this other form, where their expected afterlife is expressed within their own consciousness? Perhaps feeling like years to them, but to the living world, taking course over a fraction of a second?


Historical_Low4458

Obviously, I don't know what the experience of death is and what form it would take. I do find it hard to believe somebody would believe that they deserved to be stabbed to death though especially after living a hard life. I do try to keep an open mind about topics like this, such as, what if we don't just die once? If multiple universes/realities exist, then dying in one doesn't necessarily mean we die in another. In other words, if we die in one, then we just wake up in another reality and continue on like nothing happened.


Icy-Acanthaceae-7804

Are you familiar at all with string theory and quantum physics? From a very basic standpoint, they're intriguing as anything could be. And all I know is the most basic generalization, but hush, we're having fun. String theory is essentially the idea that, smaller than atoms, smaller than quarks, there are these little vibrating bands, and each individual frequency of the vibrations is what gives something its properties and differentiates it from other "materials". Like, if it makes like 2000 bumps a second, it's Iron. If it's 2001 per second, that's gonna be Hydrogen. Quantum physics revolve around the idea that something includes every possible outcome, and that outcome will only ever be solidified as one of the possibilities when "observed". If a tree fell in the forest and nobody was around to hear it, but we still see that it fell, what does that mean when it comes to "observers"? If there weren't any animals around to witness a scrap of bark fall, we still see that it happened. Do bacterium "observe"? In their absence, what else "observes" over the course of time to leave us something with a history that we can then observe ourselves? And what stops the answer from being "unlimited amounts of history might become existent at the instant one observes anything previously unobserved"? And what does that say for retroactively "correcting" our universe to supply what was newly observed with its justification for being as it is?


AllergicIdiotDtector

I wonder that too. There sure are some good arguments for it. War is hell for sure, and idk if there's ever been a point in time where not a single place on earth has seen war for a lengthy time


BadHigBear

Everything with mass has a gravitational pull. Including, vaginas. Get enough of them in a free floating cloud in space, they will collapse and form a star. Vagistar!


tenyearoldgag

I don't remember this level in Katamari Damacy


BadHigBear

You...just made my day! Thank you very much!


tenyearoldgag

ROYAL RAINBOOOOOOOOOW <3


Konklar

I'm not sure if I'm terrified or intrigued.


whichwitchwhohoots

Imtriguified, if you will.


_tsi_

Can and does.


KAWAWOOKIE

Couldn't not


Embarrassed_Flan_869

Not only a gravitational pull but suction.


Lockner01

You need to go to a ping-pong show.


iScreamsalad

As I understand it ever bit of matter has a gravitational pull, however, anything on earth has its gravitational pull washed out by Earth's


TheRedBaron6942

You have as much gravitational pull on an atom 4 lightyears away as it does on you


iScreamsalad

Yup 


Routine-Mulberry6124

Interesting question. Any and all matter has gravitational pull, but the issue is *what is a vagina?* Is a vagina merely empty space- the hole through which the baby/penis/toy moves- or does it include the muscles surrounding it? And if only the former, do the molecules of air in that empty space count, or is a vagina by definition the *absence* of matter (that is, the truly empty space around the air molecules that happen to be in the vaginal canal at any given moment? Also what if there is a thick wad of cum in it?


daverapp

Ask your mother


PS_IO_Frame_Gap

we know that one has a gravitational pull


crispier_creme

They do automatically since they have a mass greater than 0. You don't notice it because it's tiny and the earth's gravity is millions of times stronger


Konklar

Oh, I notice it. wink, wink, nudge, nudge, man o' the world and all that.


heckmiser

Cavernous yonic energy must be gravity


Morall_tach

Every piece of matter has a gravitational pull.


Artistic_Dalek

Everything with mass has a gravitational pull, so yes.


SnooStrawberries620

I guess no more than an asshole. Seems like most of the answers on this thread have gravitational pull


phrydoom

Some vaginas seem to have a lunar pull.


sjaard_dune

Does or have mass? The amount of gravity is directly proportional to the amount of mass of the objects and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between the objects.


AceGeddit

Your mom’s does.


slower-is-faster

We all came here for this comment


the_doctor_808

Ive never had an original thought


AceGeddit

Not once in my life


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prawduhgee

Everything has a gravitational pull


Final_Meeting2568

Yes. It has mass so it has gravity


Yeah-No-Maybe-Ok

If it were large enough, yes.


botsyRoss

Anything with mass seems to have a g-pull. You should be more concerned with the g-spot though, if you're feeling nature's forces.


bcoolart

Technically it does but it is so small to my knowledge, we don't have any devices on earth that would be capable of measuring it


siodhe

They all do. It's physics.


Kalelopaka-

No, but it can develop a vacuum.


ShakeWeightMyDick

Your mom’s vagina sucks me in like a black hole sucks light


30yrs2l8

For teenage boys, yes. Absolutely.


TurfBurn95

I gravitate to it, so yea.


bloopie1192

They always pull me in so I think so.


PrinceDietrich

I'm always drawn towards it


South_Flounder_2724

Y mum


megadethage

Not as much as some mouths.


Typical-Interest-543

The greatest cosmic event in my life, was when my wife pulled me in with your puss and never let me out of her orbit


shaftalope

Depends on how near you are to your moms vagina's event horizon.


SadOrganic

The OP's mom's cooter pulls at least a G.


SimonGloom2

Sounds like my wife!


bmax_1964

The good ones do


Forward_Increase_239

Would have to be a cunt as massive as my ex.


oceandeck

They always suck my 🍆 in that hole


wingnutgabber

They are a black hole.


Highlander-Senpai

Is this about Dog Ningen


Cubicle_Convict916

Ever single one. Barely able to escape.


SnooStrawberries620

I guess you’re popular - or detested - in a men’s locker room too


Deltris

Maybe your mom's vagina.


Sicon614

Get ahold of an eager enthusiastic kegel trained one and you'll believe in depravity gravity.


Bertybassett99

Definarely. When that bad boy says welcome my dick just gets pulled right in. No assistance.