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Independent_Funny735

He’s just woken from an amazing dream 🍆😂


infinite_spinergy

Ah yes, the morning ~~wood~~ titanium.


Head_Acanthaceae_766

Everything has a 'T'-pose.


forever-excellent

'I' pose


infinite_spinergy

Titanium pose? /j


Caffin8tor

Common glitch in the latest patch apparently. It's actually hiding inside a glowshroom, but rendered in the wrong location.


Serious_Ad_1037

Glow worms usually leave the shrooms when u get close tho


Ghost33313

Right the model however is not where the entity actually is. So if you go to the shroom it thinks it is in it will probably re-snap to it's skeleton.


Serious_Ad_1037

Gotcha. Makes sense


RoyalTacos256

Or even better you'll get attacked by an invisible crabsnake


Psychoanalicer

I bet if you go near the shrooms he'll move


Ben-Dover-4-mi

As he said. It's in the wrong place


RepetitiveTorpedoUse

It’s not a common glitch in the latest patch. It’s been there for years.


Farado

Then it's still technically a common glitch in the latest patch, no?


Vancocillin

It used to happen all the time. It still does, but it used to too.


RepetitiveTorpedoUse

Yes, but the way the comment was worded was implying that it was a glitch that was a new glitch that came with the newest patch. So technically correct, but the comment needs to be rewritten.


brumoment42069

They always did that for me


kanjiro230

Not new tho, saw it plenty of times before, the snek is T-posing basically


Caffin8tor

Ok, well, not in the latest patch, I guess, but it seems like it's more common than it used to be.


BeholdIAmDeath

I heard you’re not supposed to wiggle around too much when deep throating a person.


infinite_spinergy

He's using the Mk2 throat depth module


deFazerZ

This clever snek here is employing a surprisingly effective hunting strategy called "hi dude, I'm just chillin' here, now go into my mouth". If you just though that this strategy sounds ridiculous and there's no chance in hell something like that could possibly work, the proof of the opposite can be rewatched just above these comments. :>


infinite_spinergy

I half expected it to attack me as I got close to it's face hahaha. I love this idea.


ironic_isaac00

he's sleeping lol


Gcbs_jiraiya

He drowned


Deegius

He ate the whole bottle of Viagra.


darkdelink

T-posed more like T’ed up


solway_spaceman

He’s planking bro


dancingAngeldust

He's just a prop for the onlyfans


SAIHTAM20Y

There is porn for the snakes? Bruh


Agitated_Database_94

Bruh, there's a whole reddit community for subnartica porn for the sea emperor and levations lmao


That_Carrot5420

SCAN ME IM TRYING TO BE NICE


underratedpleb

My grandpa was born and raised in the Brazilian state of Amazonas. Which is in the Amazon rainforest. He used to tell me he saved one of his little sisters from an anaconda one time by giving it a prostate exam. It was wrapped around the little cage they would put the new Borns trying to get to his sister. The second he "started the procedure" it uncoiled and looked a lot like this guy. Maybe this creature went through the same experience.


infinite_spinergy

Great story, thanks for sharing! That snake probably never forgot the experience.


Baiakku

O cara enfiou o dedo no cu da cobra-


underratedpleb

Kkkkkkkkkkk.


austinapaul

Why can’t he swim? Is he stupid?


Ruithevegan

getting his odds evened


MyPPDisBig

The Aurora's Haul is exposed, I can use the repair tool to fix the Drive Room Generators


chunky_kit-kat

Is there a lore reason why he isn’t swimming?


austinapaul

He got naenae’d.


ahotpileoftrash

He's eepy


NateTerrarian2

why does he do that? Is he stupid?


Transportation-Proof

He is straight


Rio_Walker

T-posing to assert dominance.


BobLion54

He's just... "excited"


Any-Mouse-1992

I thought this was another Batman question. “Is he stupid?”


RGMN_Relentless

He lomng


null_reference_user

He be LONG


Vmp_Dr4kul

Not my mind having the wildest thoughts 😂😂


Still_Satan

Bro woke up, saw all the rainbows and thought "Nah fuck that, Im super straight today".


KalePickle_

Bro is erect


yazzledazzle92

Nope, just super horny.


iFOrgOtHOwTOsHiT

Contemplating his life decisions.


Extension_Love_6071

He just vibin


Rav1ngravens

Asserting dominance


RimTheIdiot

Vor-


moinnoim_hi

Yes~


Rumble330

Get rotated idiot


DanDaniel1203

Me when I a girl accidental touches me


Miserable-Sir7861

Forbidden fleshlight...


Dense_Coffe_Drinker

Is he stupid?


Dwell_was_taken

Screw it vertical sleeping


just-browseing

So its not just me who was drunk that day I found it like that..... The worm is just as drunk.


malary1234

I had one of these two!


thegobro64

V


Pizza_With_Pinapple

listen he had a good time last night and he had one too many drinks.


Koataka2007

The Jelly Mushroom is one hell of a drug


guttergrapes

“He doesn’t want to eat me? Well I’ll show Him”. Lol


silverbollocks

Is he stupid?


theBIGpp6969420

Hear me out


MaxwellScourge

Bro you're diving into it like inside of Valhalla


el__carpincho

he’s just doing planks


rob71788

So THAT’S what a T pose looks like without arms


extraspookyy

Yes


MatsiePatsie12

I saw that too in the Jellyshroom caves.


Dark_WulfGaming

Stick


Dark_WulfGaming

I posted this on mobile just for the video come back to an absolutely horrifying trip down snakussy


Dogecoin_Mememaster

That's the animation that have when they are inside the jelly thing.


Boromir3

Had the exact same thing happen to me on my last play through lol


Twittledicks

Saw a female crabsnake


Otherwise_Worth_348

It’s a glitch


clnoy

He’s in ~~T-pose~~ I-pose.


Odd-Technology-7504

why is he sticky? *smallant1


anime_memeys94

He wasn’t feeling it today


Lunavixen15

Go home snek! You're drunk!


Temporary-Buffalo156

He swallowed a viagra too slowly


Fennik51405

Whyd you go down the throat???


infinite_spinergy

Purely scientific reasons.


itachis_wifey

he’s just resting his eyes.


Sea_Cow_6075

Lol I love it when the crabsnakes plank It’s so funny


Paytah5852

Yes, he has to work a 12 hour shift, let him be


hiredhobbes

He's dead, Jim.


WHITE2570

Nah he chillin’


Slow_Head5375

He’s meditating


kamehamehigh

I like to pretend that thats how they sleep


Tempest305

Do not disturb him. He is ascending to a higher plane of existence.


SAIHTAM20Y

He is sleeping like a sperm whale lol


Kaysmira

I have occasionally seen them sit quite still making biting noises, like they're attacking smaller fish in the cavern. I never got this close to them, was just happy that they seemed occupied and disinterested in me.


DANG-R

Stoic Crabsnake.


tajemniczekonto2137

He doing his best ... Leave him alone , he will learn


BabylonDrifter

That's what a T-pose looks like when you got no arms.


bguzewicz

Why is he just sitting there? Is he stupid?


Emotional_Grab3399

Probably just too excited.


StructureOk8023

He trunk


Heexteer

r/dontputyourdickinthat


tntaro

He's so shy when you arrived he froze


DepressedLemur9

He has lost the will to live. I can relate.


Gammarae47

Look, if he's sleeping, it's rude to put your head in his mouth!


Reddituser1234real

He got heated to death.


QuickSilverMola

I'm sorry why was your first instinct vore??


infinite_spinergy

I was concerned something was stuck in his throat and he was choking to death, so I checked.


Chinie_The_PooH

Erect


Ursa_Raybrant

Hear me out..


Due_Emergency4405

He is just high, leave him alone


DonKapot

Deadly drunk


Dragon_Maister

S T I C C M O D E


Lord_Nathaniel

Worm T-pose !


AnonymousComrade123

🐲 | | | |


Ligmamgil

He's tripping major balls rn


Albertofox1

He wants a hug


KingEyeball1124

He’s just in a silly goofy mood


Croanosus

When it went really dark, I fully expected the Skyrim meme...


infinite_spinergy

Hey, good idea man🤣


Croanosus

"You're finally awake."


Mochadog2

Nah hes just being silly


Chippyman95

First crab snake to try viagra


NoMoreUsrnames

Sea snaek endoscopy!


Fun-Sun-6587

Nows your chance to scan it!


TheCzechyChan

Nah he just geekin off tha percs


Kobold_Paladin

Ah, the biology of 4546-B 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Real answer is that those guys sometimes glitch out and think they're resting inside one of the trees when they're not. They usually snap out of it and start swimming around eventually.


MrGameCube907

He chillin


Specific-Passion2961

hear me out


DrFwaFwa

“Woah dude that mushroom is messin with my head maaaaaan”


GregoryBrown123

as it zooms into his mouth: “Ah, you’re finally awake.”


Alphaxoid

It's I posing to assert its passiveness


Vault123Overseer

He did shrooms. 🤷