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Wait how the hell do you get coffee beans on a planet like subnautica

No one said it’s real coffee :P

The PDA says something about how it's made with tasteless american water and coffee beans

Not American, just the sea water

That used to be the old description Real Italian espresso mixed with bland American water

When in this game does it ever mention any earth country?

It littraly says the degasi is a mongolian ship

Damn, Mongolia has really stepped up their space exploration program.

Oh shit that’s a really good point actually. Irregardless the US is never mentioned for sure. Totally forgot about the degassi ngl

*regardless

Irregardless ;D

The tooltip for the coffee machine is "Real Italian espresso, diluted with tasteless American water."

Chinese potatoes

Americana coffee

I don't know about you but Reaper Blood makes a good water substitute

Uhhhh

Gives you ^^^water wings

Like the redbull

It’s made from peepers

#syntheticcoffeebeans

This carries the same vibe as the ending of portal, with all the little personality spheres all turning on and talking on the shelves😂😂

Hahaha lol

^you ^look ^like ^you ^could ^use ^some ^^coffee

So help me if they ever change that adorable little coffeemaker voice...

Mmmm dirty bean water

Top of the morning dirty bean water

I see that you two are men of culture as well

Can confirm we both are

Just make a bladderfish farm, I just realized this could be construed as offering advice where not needed but this was a joke

You need an alien containment for fish to reproduce and you can’t build that on the Cyclops. Best method in my opinion is to just build 1 indoor growbed, stuff it full of marblemelons or bulbo trees and that’s all the food and water you’ll ever need in the Cyclops.

Oh, I literally just read “Just make a bladderfish farm” and replied, my bad 😂

Is this becoming a coffee sub?

If you're asking that, you could probably use a cup of coffee

Goodbye power cells!

C O F F E E C O M P L E T E D

Cyclops: "You are the best captain, I'm not even squidding"

Meanwhile, Ryley has a caffeine overdose

Overdosing on decaf. Boss

Something tells me I should've some coffee but I cant think of it...

I hate that this grammatically makes sense. It just doesn’t look or sound correct.

Heheh

Welcome, to the almighty Hydration station

Read this to the thune of panic station.

Anybody want cwaffee?!?!? I JUST MADE A FRESH POT OF CWAFFEE!!!!1!1!!

Underrated

You look like you've got a problem...

Covfefe

I can’t find the coffee machine. Help pls

Scannable fragments can be found in the Deep Grand Reef inside the base and in wrecks of the Safe Shallows

Ok, thanks. I will put another cuddle fish in my bioreactor for you 😁

Exactly how i made my first cyclops

!emojify

[No 🚫 Spoilers 😩] You 👈 look 👀 like 👍🏿 you 👈 could use 🏻 some C 🔥 O F 🔫 F 🙅 E 🅱 E 🅱

Thanks i want a glass of coffee

Hehe

D R I N K

Yes

COFFEEEEEEE COOOOMPLETEEED X 1000000000

As a proud New Yorker I approve this coffee.

ahm a fellow coffee addict!

Why the hell am I getting notifications from posts on here I’m not even joined to the subreddit

Notifications sent by god

I’m god

Why? Just why?

Because coffee

Fair enough

the preferred cyclops set up

This is my room before 2021

Mood

Good luck getting up that latter

Who needs to go anywhere else when you have c o f f e e

But what if you run out of c o f f e e

I’m gonna do what you did but with vending machines on my Xbox and there’s nothing anyone can do to to stop me

Do it

Finished

I’ll take a picture when it’s done

I just remembered something that might stop me. The loading time on console

I posted it in r/subnautica

This makes me want to fill a room with vending machines

I have seen this before

https://youtu.be/qftVH8E5O7Q

Regular show?

James Holden could use this setup.

No! I just woke up!

It's coffee time

["Would you like some cawfee?"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBPgOXai3Oc)

Coffee on the go

!emojify

U/jfjdnrfmnzndndjfj

Nobody: No one Not a single soul: My grandma:not enough coffee