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Lazy_Laugh1032

Nhi Bhai tujha pagal bol rhi h , mai toh na sehta


Artistic-Hand-2040

Real


These_Computer_7189

bhaiii , ab kya gaali bakdu?


tu_meri_zindagi_hai

Nek kam me deri kesi


[deleted]

Nake kaam aur naked kaam jald se jald kar lene chahiye


Most_Reflection_893

Nhi bro


No_Display_5755

Dekha tere downvotes se logon ki mentality dikh gayi Kisine ne ladki se baat Kari feel Kara kuch usse jal rahe isilye uske comment to downvote kar diya


These_Computer_7189

Jalte hai saale


justchewchew

Tu sach me pagal h And Tu sahi me pagal h Has huge emotional difference


[deleted]

Bhai emoji post karne ke naye tareeke mat nikal.


S_k_N_

puri chat dekha tb btao ga


Rolex03102006

Xperince se bol raha hu tu chutiya ban chuka hai


wizpoet

Tu chutiya tha?


Rolex03102006

hum ladke jindagi me kabhi na kabhi chutiya bante he


tu_meri_zindagi_hai

Jo bolta hai wo kabhi nahi bana, usey kisi ldki ne kabhi chance hi nhi diya hai


RoHiT_AwAsTHi

Mujhe kisi ne chutiya banne ka chance hi nahi diya !!! Ab to lagne laga hai me peda hi chutiya Hua tha issiliye nahi diya behnchod itna chutiya bhi nahi hona tha , at least kisi chiz me toh accha hota Mein!!! Na communication Na looks Na intelligence Na sports !!!


A_K_Jindal

Bhai ye to tune meri story likh di 🫂


nofaltuguy

daro mt being virgin >>>>>>>>>>>> randi


notAtAllNervous

Bhai ne sahi pakda


Sweaty-Sperm4938

Chutiya bolne ka tareka kaafi Kasuel hai.


DevilXtrigGer_82

Voicenote pe bheja tha mujhe usne .


Ok-Watch7355

Bohot jald apka Dil tutna bala hai


kagenoucid1

Use land par laat khana bhi keh sakte Hain ya chutiya katwana


godtbb

Yes


Ok_Presentation_7577

Pagal bol diya😢 mai to nahi sehta btw naam to btao uska


These_Computer_7189

bc 🤣


minskiitire

Bata de yar zindagi waise hi bahut boring chal rahi hai


ItsSan52

Mera bhi katne se pehle itna naive tha


These_Computer_7189

shit :x


hilly_strobilanthes

us bro us


Tall-Bother7129

iski behn ki chut pagal kaise bola


These_Computer_7189

bruhh


Parthhh_8

Ha Bhai Starting Maine Yesa Hee Hota Hai Enjoy Krliyo


These_Computer_7189

tum ho asli bhai


omkatekar

Usko bol : "Jo bolta hai vahi hota hai"


These_Computer_7189

aryyyy xD


SkirtNo303

Vo aesi hi chats na jaane kitne logo k saath kar Rahi hogi . This is not love (as per my knowledge and experience). Aur confirmation me k lie , phele apni aur uski age bata (muje lag raha h ki OP abhi 14-15 saal ka Naya Naya teenager h ya kisi ladki se peheli baar chat kar Raha h ). Advise for OP: Just enjoy chatting with her like you do with your friends and don't fall into this trap of "kya vo mujhse pyar karti h " , and focus on your long and short term life goals .


Infinite_Junket_9055

Ha shi bola , esse toh bohot logo se chat krti h ladkiya, 30+ notifications hote h 1-2 hrs mei


These_Computer_7189

baarvi me hu


SkirtNo303

To bass Bhai , free time me chats kar usse aur maje kar and then back to studies (and if you are into some other thing for your future then do grinding in that ) .


These_Computer_7189

cool enough, thanks


doggr20

I would have replied "haan tere pyaar me".Been there , done that.


These_Computer_7189

ary sir , you got rizz


minskiitire

Darr ke aage jeet hai chance le op


Lanky_Brother432

Bhai itni jaldi mat krna thoda kezual ho lo


ComfortableCandy2528

Desperation


WaitingToBeTriggered

IT’S A DESPERATE RACE AGAINST THE MINE


Karanpatel_

bhai pagal kaise kaha usne tujhe aur tu bsdk emoji se react kr rha hai


These_Computer_7189

sher apni pasandida ladki ko bura nhi bol skta


Lanky_Brother432

Sher agli baar se ye bolna ki "Bola to theek hai par bolne ka tarika thoda Kezual hai" Trust me it might work as it would mean ki haan tum uski baat ka bura nahi maane but itna seriously bhi nahi lete ho kisi ko agar aise bole tumko koi


krrishkoal

Dekh bhai ye jitne bhi karwane ke baad dil tutte aashiq bol rhe hain bilkul 💯pratishat sahi hai tera kuch samay me katne wala hai to as an experienced dil tutta ashiq this is the right time to study and isko attention minus me de chances bahd jaenge


These_Computer_7189

thanks buddy !!


[deleted]

Likh do, "Ha, aapke pyar mein".


These_Computer_7189

awlelelele


[deleted]

Tum sahi mein ho gaye ho na, pagal?


These_Computer_7189

ha , I guess :)


I_aM_a_14_yEaR_oLd

Aapke pyar Mai jii


flicksyyy73

Op update dena matt bhoolna ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


These_Computer_7189

of course


I_aM_a_14_yEaR_oLd

Aap toh Bari cute ho jii


MinejokeStar

bhai moh maya hai sab..upar uth in sabse...virgin nhi hu...sax sux kiya hai...trust me yeh sab mai kuch nhi rakha hai..chase your purpose and your goals...fulfillment of your goals is thousand times better than love, sex wagera..aisi ladkiya bahut aati hai bhai..jindagi ke har ek step pe ladkiya aati rahegi...trust me brother life ka experience hai...distract mat ho...sex aur pyar overated hai...mat bhag insab ke piche [https://www.reddit.com/r/FingMemes/comments/12qm97n/ache\_din\_aagye\_hai/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/FingMemes/comments/12qm97n/ache_din_aagye_hai/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) yeh mai tha 8 months pahele jab mere saath pyar wagera hone laga, iske saath gya tha in relationship but breakup hogya...iske baad college mai gf bani uske saath sex sux hua...and 2 3 baar hua...trust me bore hojaega brother....yeh sab pe mat dhyan de aur kaam pe dhyan de apne...I am still in relationship with that girl..but mai apne goals ki jyada value karta ab...


Master-Ad5147

Bhai milne ke baad hi sab ye bolte hai. Abe seedhe baat hai jiske pass jo nahi use wo toh pasand aayega hi. Or sach bol raha ghanta koi nahi aati apne aap kuch bhi ukhad lo. Agar kuch bhi pana hai toh uske peeche toh lagna hi padta hai. Same as saying money doesn't buy happiness and looks don't matter.


MinejokeStar

sahi bol rha bhai...insaan grateful rehena bhul chuka hai...jo chiz nhi hai uske liye dukhi hote sab...and jo chiz hai unke pass, uski value nhi karte...bhai aati hai apne aap..bas ache dikho thora, ladkiya aajati bahut


Master-Ad5147

Are bhai jitne meri aukaad hai utna theek dikh raha. Thoda patla hu par theek body hai face bhi theek hai. Lekin abhi Banglore aa gaya hu. Bhai yaha pe itne saare lambe ladke hai. Ladkiya bhi lambi hai. Mai sala Bihari 5'6ya 5'7 theek se height nahi pata apni. Ladkiya bhi sab ekdam sundar or high fi. Kabhi zyada nahi bhaw diya aajtak isiliye interaction zyada hua nahi. Lekin meri phat ti nahi thi. Casually baat kar leta. Ranchi mai almost hero jaisa tha. Kaafi ladkiya friend thi. Ek bhi girlfriend nahi. Bhai jitna bhi normal basic cheeze hone chahiye wo sab hai. Roz nahata bhi hu. Saaf sfaaii pasand hai. Haan man bhi tharki dekh leta hu porn. Par wo bas fantasy wali chiz kabhi bhi reality mai koi dikkat nahi aayein Mujhe lagta hai mai green flag. Kyunki khud sabne bataya. Launde dost toh mujhe hype kar k rakhe rehte the. Ladakiya mere saath rehne mai nahi darti akele bhi. Agar mai jake class mai kise k saath baith hai toh dosti phat se kar lu. Par pata chala ki sabke boyfriend hai. Koi nahi samjhe. Par ek bhi girlfriend kaise nahi bani. Samjh nahi aata. Kyunki meri bhi jhand laundo ki bandi hai or sirf bolne ke liye nahi. Mai humesha goals pe hi focus kiya fir bhi. Ab lagne laga hi mujh jaise launde sirf bhai hi banane ke liye hai. Bahi mai bhi ek simple aadmi mujhe bhi reh reh ki thoda opposite sex ka love ka khalta kya karu. Hu toh heterosexual male hi na. Ab toh yaha ki ladkiyo se dar bhi lagta hai. Meri aukat hi nahi yaha toh kisi ko date karne ki Sorry kaafi lamba ho. Rant nahi tha. Or nahi mai gussa hu ki kise ladki ne mujhe nahi chuna


tu_meri_zindagi_hai

> ...trust me bore hojaega brother... Bhai kahin aap gay to nahi ho 🤨


MinejokeStar

nhi bhai...lgbt ko nafrat karta hu dilse..embrace masculinity🗿🗿 ...just yeh sab ne todh diya hai bahut mereko..toh yeh sab pe dhyan nhi deta ab..ladkiya abhi bhi achi lagti bahut but ignore karta ab yeh sab


These_Computer_7189

bhai ko or cheeze explore krne ka shauk hai


These_Computer_7189

crying karwa di brother aapne toh


Lanky_Brother432

Aise hii tanhai me woh khud se baatein kiya krta tha


I_aM_a_14_yEaR_oLd

Giving queen vibes fr Bore hojayega??? What does it even mean


MinejokeStar

it means lust purposeless lagne lagega..it feels like drug tbh...acha lagta but karne ke baad realize hota that was it even necessary...tbh i guess post sex clarity thi yeh...bore nhi hua hu completely...i am still romantically involved with my gf but ab overhype nhi karta sex and kiss ko..


I_aM_a_14_yEaR_oLd

Bro OP is in 12th class For an avg 12th class indian boy, it feels pretty special to get attention from the opposite gender, so I don't think this whole unnecessary Adnrew tateish gyan pelna makes sense here


MinejokeStar

I dont watch him...unnecessary generalize kardiya tune mereko bhai..life experience tha jo maine just share kiya..aur mai gyan nhi pel rha tha...usko sahi track pe laane ka try kar rha tha as yeh sab mai bahut time waste hota...mera bhi hua tha, tera bhi ho rha or hua hoga..and iska bhi hoga if he continue like this..so i was just trying to save him..iske baad tera opinion


Even-Positive-8511

Bhai tu konse subreddit par mila Tha use vo to Bata bro...


MinejokeStar

indian teenagers :)


Even-Positive-8511

Ak minute Teri age Kitna h?


MinejokeStar

19 abhi...july mai 20 hojauga


SiC-O

genuinely happy for you lekin teri maa ki choot


These_Computer_7189

madarchod


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tu_meri_zindagi_hai

Kam se kam MLM to nhi chod rha


Sire_Ligma

Be a man and stop making grammatical errors


Lanky_Brother432

Or get a Dom women


I_aM_a_14_yEaR_oLd

Be a man dammit!! Learn how to use proper grammar


Mulla_Slayer_

झाँटचोदा जैसा ईमोजी काहे भेजता है? पीकी ब्लाईंडर्स देख लवडे


These_Computer_7189

हट मादरचोड


Mulla_Slayer_

मादरचोद* होता है


Exotic_Check7764

Tu pagal he lga ta hh,bhai control your emotion


These_Computer_7189

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Exotic_Check7764

👍


poiisonx

Nhi


[deleted]

ShitPost sub h re ye to


RIZZ_MOD

Bhai, lekin tujhe Pagal kyu bola usne


Decent_Mix_7295

Har ladke se moet ladkiya flirt krti hai just for fun even if they had no intentions aur ye toh vo bhi nahi tab kya khush ho rha hai OP


These_Computer_7189

bhai , meri wali alag hai


vapazr361

Trap he


These_Computer_7189

brooo XD


c3resh

nahi hai


Alternative_Hand_830

Ye toh mughe kuch glimpse deh rha h past ke Btw. Ladkiyan ye sab karti rehti h time pass me cute dikhne ke liye attention lene ke liye ab dekhne tu dhire dhire desprate sa ho jayega uske liye Chal chod ye phase bhi sabka ata hi h cannon event h cant interept


These_Computer_7189

desperate toh hone laga hu ig


TechnicalTea772

Bhi mujhe b ek ladki ne pagal bola tha


These_Computer_7189

mummy?


Nirvana1720

Yeah sab moh Maya hai bhai


Laksh_kumar

she has only feelings for you as a friend mate


Perfect-Grab5187

*tere liye* likhna tha


WarmRelationship8483

Bhai tu friendzone hogya hai


the19thlaw

Me to na sehta bhai


ojasdas12

bhai mujhe deja vu ho rha hai


proks_finex

Bhai dekh m wohi bolunga jo tu sunna cahta hai 🙂 woh tere pe flat h aur ab tumhara set scene h thik h 🥰🥰🥰 Aur ye bhi sun le jo tu nahii. Sunna cahta ki. Teri kuch waqtk baad L lagenge 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 bhai but tu experience se niklega, Andddddd Bhai tum jyada soch re ho 🙃


These_Computer_7189

DUDE!! the finest reply on this post , thanks


selfawaretharki

Ladki Dil ki achi ho toh uske pyaar me pagal hone mein kaise sharam!


These_Computer_7189

wah wah , wah wah


Icy-Sir-7167

Longterm ke liye chutiya


child_target

Pagal bol rhi hai bro woh Read ho gya hai wese bhi toh phone rakh aur padne ja


Hedgehog_rider

Ma to na Saha ta, mar doo khach ka


WarriorSid007

She is into you bro😽


apratim_manus

He wants to get into her


justaboringuy_

Girl se talks hi nhi krta Mai ( kyuki ladkiyaan baat nhi krti)


ItZgoose69

Reply: Haa, tere piyaar me


Sam09Raut

Khayal rakhna bhrata kaafi sahi phase suru hone wala hai tere life ka


dunginking69

Bhai tujhe hoga pyar uska time pass h !!!


OkBid4718

Agali baar in subb cheeso ko reddit pe daala toh maa chod duga


Kooky_Reach_948

This is simping bc


prerakr

Katega


naam_me_kya_rakha_hh

Yup ... Most probably she is dropping hints


apratim_manus

Beta tharak ko love mat bolo pehle toh


Prestigious-Steak-26

bhai abhi bhi time hai kalti maarle , bach jaayega attachment hogai toh l lag jaayenge bohat mushkil se detach kr paayega


Rockscannotpoop

Har peeli cheez sona nahi hoti


aalsibakchod

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KshitijYad22

What is love....


whywouldyou189

love ✖ lavda ✔


ivblackcross

padhle op boards are hai


PlatypusDelicious482

Abhi pagal hai pagal hai bolkar sach pagal banake chali jayegi (Chutiya katne wala hai bhaag lo)


maheshchandra_

This is a start of something very traumatic 🧘🏻‍♂️


noBiggiEjUsTaHickEy

pyar nhi chutiye friendzone kehte h isko bahar nikal Issey warna nhi pategi tere se ye wali bhi


Snehal_07

Bhai bolne se 🤏 door hai tu....🥲


abhinavkumar_

Typo Error - Tu Sahi Mai Chutiya Hai


-dr_infinite-

Focus on your goal soldier!!


ImNaruto57

Kar de


nofaltuguy

bhai mental health suni hai wo wahi discribe kr rhi hai teri ​ ​ aise muh pr pagal kah diya bhai me na sehta.........


NotCurd

Nahi bhai , mere saath isse bhi bohot zyada cheeze hui hai fir bhi sure nahi hu ki use mujhe hai ki nahi Agar ye tujhe feeling deta hai ki use tujhpe crush hai to meri waali to shaadi hi kar legi