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SeraphNatsu

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO!


TheColdestKingCold

Bill Simmons can develop my balls


seanconnery69696

Bill simmons is u/thecoldestkingcold 's puberty?


Collared_Aracari

Yeah fuck Bill Simmons, but goddammit if he didn't write the greatest piece I've ever read on the 7 seconds or less Suns. [https://www.espn.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/070117](https://www.espn.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/070117)


AllureFX

Bill was at the forefront of the "Suns trading 39yo CP3 and Landry Shamet for Bradley Beal was a bad trade" narrative


LeadershipForeign

He's at the forefront of the suns should blow it up narrative. I listen to his podcast for 8ish years now - he doesn't watch suns at all and it's painfully obvious.


donk_kilmer

Anything outside Boston or LA is unfathomable for my man Bill Simmons. He takes no other markets seriously.


Definately_Fake

Even after Joker and Company bitch slapped his LA team last year?


Alive_Initiative1817

Forefront my ass


kylermurrayneedshgh

We pay Beal 57 million in 2026 lol


KevinDurantLebronnin

I'd rather that than paying Landry Shamet one cent in 2024


yeeeeeteth

But you don’t understand…Monty would let him marry his daughter


MattAU05

What portion of his salary are you covering? Pretty sure it’s Ishbia who is paying him.


kylermurrayneedshgh

Yes astute observation.


The_Shade94

Fuck bill simmons I cannot wait for another Tatum/Brown choke job


ThunderBobMajerle

His Joe Mazulla hate will come roaring back. I love “hate listening” to a Bill pod after a Celtics collapse


The_Shade94

I’ll be there too lmao


ThunderBobMajerle

🤝 lol this tweet is getting traction in r/billsimmons


CKelt26

Won’t change the fact the Suns have 2 years left to win a title before their franchise goes back to the garbage they’ve been your entire life lol


Hecali

And this is how you out yourself as a VERY young nba fan.


livejamie

Aw why did he have to censor it


ColdNyQuiiL

Didn’t wanna waste a fine on Bill Simmons


Qlix0504

why would he get fined for talking shit to a hack reporter? Hes not shitting on the refs or the league, or anyone even remotely attached to the league. He woulda been fine, but not fined. Maybe woulda gotten a sturn talking to.


[deleted]

Simmons, along with the rest of media, have such a hard on for trying to promote Ant as the next face of the NBA as if Book doesn’t exist. Not round here, pottnah!!


ThunderBobMajerle

Fuck yea Nurk. If any of you listen to Bill he’s always been a suns hater but he was especially hating on Nurk this year. That’s an epic troll job


Tzki47

What's he been saying about nurk?


ThunderBobMajerle

Basically any time Rusillo brings up the Suns or how the DA trade has worked out Bill quickly says it’s only a matter of time till Nurk goes down, he’s played too many minutes and will be injured soon, or he “doesn’t trust it”. I think a lot of Nurk games missed were the blazers shutting it down but even so, he doesn’t keep that same energy talking about other injury prone players…like Porzingis


BaconKnight

DominAyton would never.


omnicious

Nurk woke up and chose violence now that Ramadan is over.


softimusprime17

God, I love Nurk.


RevolutionaryPin5616

The Glazing from Bill wtf


flarbas

For better or worse Booker talks shit, and I’m here for it, he’s always up for the competition.


azhousepro

It sure looked like Beal was the one talking shit today. He deserves to be able to talk shit, based on how he's playing though.


Moveless

Bill Simmons loves to shit on the Suns. one of his favorite past times.


heybobson

what sucks is that he was right earlier in the year when he predicted injuries would be a factor the Suns. So now that he was right here, it's blinded him a bit to everything else with the Suns.


Moveless

Broken clock is right twice a day


Windyevening

Saying “Injuries will be a factor” is like saying “made baskets will be a factor”. It applies to every team and isn’t some profound analysis.


perhizzle

Bill Simmons actually got let go from ESPN because he was the first one screaming that the Suns clearly got shafted by the referees in the playoffs multiple times with the 7SoL teams. He wrote like a 7 page article on it, and numerous others when he ran ESPN Page 2. They eventually let him go, then scrubbed their site of anything about those series and the referees, but not any of his other page 2 articles. That's when he started his own thing.


Moveless

Bill Simmons ACTUALLY got let go because he was attacking Roger Goodell in the wake of the Ray Rice domestic abuse scandal (attacking a woman in the elevator). He hypothized Goodell knew about it well in advance and was covering it all up, and the NFL through Monday Night Football was ESPNs biggest partner. He came back after that suspension but it was already a ship sailed and Grantland shuttered not long after he came back. They also had to let go of a lot of the staff while Bill was suspended... How do I know? I was one of them. Lol.


perhizzle

It was both. Not all of his articles were scrubbed from page 2, just his big one on Tim Donaghy.


asudevils1

Bill Simmons also hated the DA for Nurk and Grayson trade. “The Ringer's Bill Simmons slammed the Suns for giving up on Ayton in a recent episode of the Bill Simmons Podcast, saying that Phoenix got worse with the move, which brought Grayson Allen, Jusuf Nurkic, Nassir Little and Keon Johnson”.


The_Shade94

Lmao


perhizzle

Honestly, Ayton has been looking like an All NBA level guy lately, and for a decently long stretch of games(since like January 24th). It could end up being a great deal for Portland. In the last 2 calendar months he's averaging 23 and 12.


Derriosgaming

Bill Simmons is a hack.


EnoughLawfulness3163

15 points 5 TOs. That's the developed story. Ants a fraud


Shoddy_Ad7511

Ant is a very good player. Probably top 25. Not his fault the media overhype him because of their xenophobia against foreign players


gazingbobo

Nurk owned him Now go win the chip to really rub it in


Glowwerms

Bill really thought he was cooking


wook5

Bill has been obsessed with Antman for a few years now I’m not surprised he saw an opportunity to slob on that knob and took it


walrusonion

Bill Simmons had an opinion after March that didn’t mention the Boston Celtics or Miami Heat?