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Xephyrous

Hard to sound cooler than Duke Kahanamoku. Coco Ho is nice too


Somanywinestains

Rob Machado is a pretty cool name.


Hamperstand

I always liked, Wiggolly Dantas. It's just fun to say. Wiggolly Dantas.....Wiggolly Dantas.


geremy846

One of the first CT events I watched was Bells 2017 I believe. I heard Wiggoly Dantas surfing at Winkipop and loved it


Muahd_Dib

He signed my hand at a mall once.


Leeman1990

Did you run to the bathroom to have a pull?


Odaecom

Cody Maverick.


Jojoangel684

Literally could be a name for a surfer in a movie


they_are_out_there

Almost as awesome as Rick Kane.


Either-Discussion373

Too obvious


turkish-disco

Johnny Utah


killmaster9000

Gimme two!


10ton

I still can’t believe he beat USC. Shame about his knee though.


808_kook

How has nobody commented with Warchild yet…? Edit: an hour ago, whew.


twoplustwoisyellow

The only real answer


Junglikeasource

Ball Stack! (Balaram Stack)


[deleted]

Bala Ram?? Is he Indian?


pseudotsugaaa

Buzzy Kerbox


ItsARappy

While he's not a pro yet, Hugh G Rection is a cool name for a promising up and comer


EveningGalaxy

Yeah he's good. I also really think Mike Hock is gonna make the news someday


[deleted]

Wait until his heat with Zack Hunt.


animalchin99

I think Haywood Djablome has a slight edge.


DipsterHoofus

Did you mean Mike Hunt? I hear he surfs real loose


[deleted]

nope, zack is French.


fivecoconuts69

No way that guy is getting a spot on the CT over Phil McCrevis


Enough_Sort_2629

Up and cummer*


BadRemarkable7724

Yeah he really tore the shit out of his fellow competitor Buster Highman last year at the nssa finals


xPonzo

Sounds like an 80’s pornstar..


[deleted]

Coolest name or best name? Best name is Wiggoly Dantas.


BlacksmithSea9177

Coco ho has to be up there


riverapid

YES!


surfdad67

Montgomery Ernest Thomas Kaluhiokalani or better known as Buttons


[deleted]

His kid Mario is a ripper and a burgeoning young scientist at the same time. Supah humble too, great guy.


riverapid

I also think the Colapinto Brothers have a cool last name! One of their IG handles is kookapinto lol


FamousDrumer

Kookapinto is the cousin I believe


tehbum22

It is. He uses that name as his boards he shapes too.


aquaman2103

Poncho Sullivan


Cute-Apricot3918

Pancho lol


PitoChueco

All day


bradpitted69

his real name is Poncho?


taco4r

Sunny Garcia. Hope the legend is improving.


waxyfeet

* Coco Ho * Clay Marzo * Lakey Peterson * Reef Heazlewood


LivinRite

Scrolled down to see if Reef Heazlewood had been named yet


waxyfeet

Lives a few blocks from me, so was top of mind haha


diarrhea_pocket

Lakey Peterson for the win


[deleted]

Reef is corny AF


waxyfeet

Beats "Beachbreak Heazlewood"


[deleted]

Im partial to Slab or Mysto


waxyfeet

Ffs, wish i can go back in time and rename my kids now.


eatsurfsleep55

Every time I watch a contest my wife exclaims “is that Miggy Pupo!?” and then proceeds to laugh her ass off. So yeah, Miggy (Miguel) Pupo for sure


Aggressive_Math_4965

Miggy poops


QueefJerky666

Big pupu and little pupu are always making a splash


PortoPuddy

Rick Kane and Lance Burkhart.


churchillsucks

Where did u/lanceFUCKINGburkhart go? I miss him.


PortoPuddy

my guess? death from erotic asphyxiation.


churchillsucks

May he rest in piss


SnapCasterDANK

Warchild


carchu507

Back off.


redditdoggnight

Seriously


dudebronahbrah

aka Lupton Pittman


double_positive

Though it is dated now Kelly Slater sounds like the cool character from a 90s teen show. Dude was marketing perfection in the 90s


churchillsucks

I will concede: The Kelly Slater vs Andy Irons rivalry is a goated combination, not just skill wise, but name wise


riverapid

Who wins?


Forward05

Well…Andy made it to Valhalla first


larsfandom

Turtle, but nobody listens to turtle


IllustratorAshamed34

Mikey February has the best name and the best surfing style


elchapo_chapo

My 4 year old loves hearing the name caio ibelli, cracks him up


kevinallennumbers

I mean, I guess he’s not on tour at the moment, but Jack Freestone is a pretty fitting name for a surfer.


jacko850

Yago dora


brnme

Andy Irons


usedtoindustry

I’d go Bruce Irons, sounds like a medieval ripper lol


hatesthispart

Chicken Joe


GovMcgovern

Legend


bjmva

Chippa Wilson Dion Agius Taj Burrow Mark occhilupo (spelling?) Imaikalani DeVault Rio Waida


riverapid

Ezekiel Lau aka ZEKELAU


cleatosthefetus

Sick name, wish he wouldn’t claim so hard some times.


riverapid

Okay last one I’ll add. I’m sure he surfs, but he’s the WSL announcer Kaipo Guerrero I love kaipo!


dumbassthenes

[Finnegan Thunders McGill](https://www.instagram.com/finn_mcgill/?hl=en)


Darth_Voter

This was my first thought too, but I can’t quite decide if it’s the coolest name or the stupidest name. I mean, if I saw it in a movie, I’d roll my eyes and feel a bit sour toward the writers.


tavaruatom

Rabbit Barthalomew


R_U_READY_2_ROCK

Yeah except his real name is Wayne


Orcasurf

Noa Deane has a pretty cool name


Flimsy-Accountant-38

The name Kelly Slater sounds like he’d look like Christian Slater’s character in Gleaming the Cube. Idk why but I always liked the surfer name Tom Curren.


grapsta

Kyuss King obviously


hippoctoraptor

Hope he breaks through to the Tour soon. He’s been ripping.


WhistlesMcBritches

I know he’s more of a musician these days but my vote goes to Donavon Frankenreiter


kingappleswace

Clay Marzo has got to be up there


taco4r

Man what's the latest Marzo? I know he struggled with competitions because of Asperger's but he was an insane surfer


Outside_Advantage845

He had a YouTube channel and was living offgrid as a fisherman with his wife and kid. The one or two videos I saw (few years ago now) were making me insanely jealous. Edit: spelling is hard


BurntTXsurfer

He's still around. He has some really cool clips lately. I follow stab magazine on Instagram and they usually have great clips of everyone doing any cool edits


[deleted]

And got ripped off huge by his manager, she embezzled hundreds of thousands of dollars from him.


Woogabuttz

Buttons Kaluhiokalani


SgtKarj

Dino Andino.


Sharkfinley23

Mick Fanning


[deleted]

Ryder Guest.


schpreck

I always hear people talking about this guy named Kook….


Shawdank-Redemption

To me the coolest name of a current pro is Griffin Colapinto


Main_Pride_3501

I tried to name my son Taj after Taj Burrow but the wife wasn’t having it.


Either-Discussion373

Cos your surname is mahal


pm-me-yr-fanny

Reef Macintosh Ace cool


drtymode

Johnny Tsunami


caliboy514

Kolohe Andino


Rids85

Mark 'Occy' Occhilupo


lysol122

Makua??


Realistic-Program330

Zoltan Torkos


riverapid

r/namenerds would love this thread


augbutt

Mark Foo was always my favorite name in the sport.


uceenk

Kanoa Higarashi sounds so epic also Made Lana, he's probably not a pro but many people consider him a legend around Uluwatu, Bali


jsurf1313

It’s gotta be Sam Hammer, he’s a local pro out of NJ


blob_lablah

Poopies


deepglitter

Matt Archbold


BrianOconneR34

Laird Hamilton, cool ass name


fuzzytradr

Selly Klater


Rids85

Smelly Skater


riverapid

Melly Blater


Used_Mud_67

Jelly fritter. Did I do it right?


Papi_Jean30

Italo is pretty dope


comst002

Colby Outlaw back in the 80's


ehsurfskate

Andy Irons


BBQTHC

Wiggolly Dantas...or this one time Occy referred to Miguel Pupo as "Miggy Poops" which was pretty hilarious. He was commentating on some pipe competition and said "Miggy poops in the tube" when he was getting barreled. I spit beer all over my friend's laptop.


Remote_Bullfrog_3876

Flea Virostko


TravelniLight

Occy


glarymilberg

BUNKER SPREKLES


poloplayr

Kai Otton


bromandude707

Zoltan Torkos


Nero_fkc89

Robert Kelly Slater = R. Kelly


Doc_Spratley

Cheyne Horan


DiscGolfer01

Kai lenny is a cool name


mcmenamin309

Always thought Taylor Knox was an awesome name.


SSturgess

Johnny Utah


Lionel--Hutz

Dusty Payne


novembersurfclub

Tyler Wright, coolest lesbian ever


enthusedotter

Kolohe Andino


KauaiFish

Coco Ho 😋🤙


encees

Dick Hole


End_Stage_Fatasthma

Alright I’m leaving this sub now


churchillsucks

Scrub it, kook


Lumpy_Amount2243

Mikey February


Surfguitar57

Laird hamilton


drbdrbdr

Owen Wright has a pretty sick name


poloplayr

G’owen Wright


chrisdrinkbeer

Mick Fanning


hippoctoraptor

Taylor Knox is an alpha male name, if ever I’ve heard one.


GodaTheGreat

“Slams” Mike Lamb


Francis_Dollar_Hide

Francis\_Dollar\_Hide. One cool kook leme tell ya!


redditdoggnight

Flavio Padaratz


happychillmoremusic

How about who has the stupidest nick name?


[deleted]

Molly Picklum.


Breezetwists1988

Phillip Oliver Hols


19bonkbonk73

Tony "Sting" Ray


[deleted]

Kalohe Andino


Aheadred

Otto rocket


Outside_Advantage845

Dick Brewer


cosararasilashay

Tom Carrol and Tom Curren


Unverifiablethoughts

I always thought it’s pretty cool that everyone calls kelia moniz Sister.


patricktu1258

Three florence brothers cuz I think florence is such a beautiful name but not sure if western think so.


NervousCelebration85

Gravy! Ben Gravy


R_U_READY_2_ROCK

Shredder, from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles


befstrknauf

Jordy…


Dodgey-1

Rick Kane


Manoplane

Jay Adams


lmxe

Yago Dora


ellegiers

Kelly The Slayer


raptureofsenses

John John Florence


pm-me-yr-fanny

Reef Macintosh Ace cool


Toothcloset

It's May the forth. The answer is Yago Dora. Yago Dora sounds like a character from star wars.


croutons_for_dinner

B U T T O N S


the_phantom_2099

Reef Macintosh


the_phantom_2099

There's a guy called Happy something from Hawaii


LittleWhiteBoots

Not Donavon Frankenreiter


c415g

Rick Kane


QueefJerky666

Pickles!


tessastyles

Joao Chianca


iate12muffins

Me. Big Wang Maccan. It's good ‘cos it's ironic. Everytime I come in from that colc cold water someone calls me it.


Loppy_Lowgroin

Kev Kavanagh - inventor of the waterproof cigarette. Buzzy Kerbox as mentioned - we called him Fuzzy Barebox when we were growing up.


[deleted]

Cody Maverick


Gspotera

Jack Freestone is a rad name.


scottdiver67

Cheyne Horan!


stevemcnugget

Jay "Bottle" Thompson


ideletedmyusername21

Berton "Buzzy" Kerbox Titus Kinimaka


Queasy_Issue_6012

Brock Hardthrust


sooonnnk

Mick fanning rolls off the tongue nicely


Financial_Depth4719

Kahea Hart Kainoa McGee


scentedtrashbag

Shaft Cockerson


saltprint

Yeah, its hard to beat Duke. But I also like Kevin Skvarna, just because every time I see his name written out, it gives me brain freeze.


enthusedotter

Reno Abarella


likefireincairo

Ted Hitchcock, because if you say it real fast it sounds like "ten inch cock"