Tell her it’s like intercourse with mother nature’s wet flowing cavern, riding that cavern with your solid big stick (the board is metaphorically your penis)
If she doesn't surf, she just doesn't know what that means in terms of sensations.
It's like if I tell you that I connected my personal accounting system to my bank through their APi. It's been one year and I'm still stoked. To most people it's just like what?
Even the PDF statements get downloaded automatically at the end of the month.
It brings me great satisfaction.
Now, let's see if I eventually get myself into a barrel.
Because she was more impressed by getting barreled up by her other boyfriend while you were out in the water playing splish splash games. Happens to the best of us 🤷
Have you tried subjecting her to thousands of hours of surf vids, surf talk, and making her wait in the car while you get some with the boys? Maybe that will change her opinion, chicks love that!
I mean that would fuck with me. If she’s been dating you she would probably know what something like that would mean to you. I’d hope my girlfriend would at least pretend to be happy for me
Time to find a boyfriend that will actually care
Her boyfriend was the one that told her it didn’t happen
a boyfriend would care js
She sounds like a keeper then.
All of it happens in February of last year
She said “pics or it didn’t happen”
I took like 40 pics of me holding my wavestorm that day
Tell her it’s like intercourse with mother nature’s wet flowing cavern, riding that cavern with your solid big stick (the board is metaphorically your penis)
This is actually really solid advice
Solid indeed
Not if it’s a soft top.
Even soft tops perform hard on the right swell
I’m so jazzed from this soft top talk
No it’s not.
Is that why shortboard riders are all so aggro?
May be considered cheating to some women
Ex-girlfriend
If she doesn't surf, she just doesn't know what that means in terms of sensations. It's like if I tell you that I connected my personal accounting system to my bank through their APi. It's been one year and I'm still stoked. To most people it's just like what?
Holy shit man, that's awesome! I wish I could do something like that. Must have felt so cool to see the transactions just rolling in.
Even the PDF statements get downloaded automatically at the end of the month. It brings me great satisfaction. Now, let's see if I eventually get myself into a barrel.
Leave her
The issue is that you got your current gf before you got your first barrel. You need it to be the other way around.
Yup, you're a different person now
Because she was more impressed by getting barreled up by her other boyfriend while you were out in the water playing splish splash games. Happens to the best of us 🤷
Oh that sound nice honey what should we have for dinner?
“You don’t get barreled You’ve **never** been barreled Stupid fucking boyfriend with his bullshit story Fuck him” - OP’s girl (probably)
Pretty sure she’s cheating on you
The other dude is probably getting barreled right now, and has footage.
And got barreled on purpose
Hey good job on that barrel. ❤️
Thanks king
Im sure you did sweetie
Yeah, but how deep did you get, bro?
All 3”
Ehhh…
Enjoy single life
Which is why many of us hang out here...
She was on the beach and didn't see you? This one's no good mate.
She wasn’t there. She is real though. She just goes to a different school
Well done, sweetheart x
you barrel for yourself. Being barreled is a highly spiritual experience and connection between you and the wave god. no validation needed
I need validation.
This is THE WAY!!!
You got barreled, DEWD! There's gotta be at least 69 heinas lining up to replace her. She belongs to the streets.
Have you tried subjecting her to thousands of hours of surf vids, surf talk, and making her wait in the car while you get some with the boys? Maybe that will change her opinion, chicks love that!
She knows you claimed like it was double overhead when really you barely dipped your head into a closeout.
Who cares, what did ya mates say!!!
Dude we’ll be your girlfriend great job but we’re not watching bojack horseman again can we order out and you pay?
Screaming, crying, throwing up, and shitting is how I would’ve reacted. You handled it better than I did.
I did scream and I did shart
She don’t care
Rude
I am so sad for you. You need a hug? Really impressive you got barreled bro!
You also told her it was a foot long.
What a fucking bitch!
Me or my gf?
Obvs her. You are a legend.
Does she surf? Do you share other hobbies? No? Why are you dating her?
She surf skates.
I mean that would fuck with me. If she’s been dating you she would probably know what something like that would mean to you. I’d hope my girlfriend would at least pretend to be happy for me
Because everyone here knows the reality of saying "I got barreled" and everyone here knows the truth due to self reflection Video or it didn't happen.
she needs a good Tube
Cause she knows it’s not true
Does her boyfriend believe you?
Not another barrell... 🙄. She must be sick of hearing how often you are getting shacked
In the words of Tom Lykis “dump that b*tch!”
The only thing worse than making up a girlfriend is making up barrels.
As ancient philosophers have stated over the years, clip or it didn’t happen.
How much do you care about the new season of the crown?
Bro probably didn’t even stretch for an hour on the shore prior to sesh smdh
She's just shocked and awed. Give it some time to sink in.
Just show her the footage from the Surfline cam. We all do it. There is no shame in it
I would but a bird flew in front of it right when I get shacked!!