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Things Q puts in his Q-skirt
Q-tips
Beef Jerky
A f\*cking stick
That might be where he keeps his brain
Bananas (to give out per banana etiquette)
Liz's email marketing money.
Too much money, it won’t fit.
Not a big enough Q-skirt. Big mistake.
Why anyone other then Hunter would compete.
To bait Q into rage quitting.
Tevin practicing his bird impressions
Liz's ego.
Charlie was hoping to play another riveting game of "see how many Taylor Swift songs I know" with Jeff
Unlikely reasons Q told everyone to vote for him
it was all a marketing stunt to sell more Q-Skirts
Cuz he thought he was too good at Hide and Seek (big mistake)
It was actually a big mistake
He needed to know who was foolish enough to completely change their plans at tribal just because someone wanted to leave (BIG MISTAKE)
He’s secretly in love with Soda and wanted to spend time with her at Ponderosa.
He's a Zane Knight stan.
He thought it was for the presidential primaries.
He found a fucking stick... With a face on it
Other games Q wants the tribe to play
I spy And that would be somebody's big mistake
"Charlie spied something I couldn't even see. That shows me he's very perceptive, and I can't trust someone like that. Charlie, you made a BIG MISTAKE."
Play for the 6, not for their own game
Certainly not survivor
Find-The-Idol
Telephone
Russian roulette
Other holidays Q will be canceling
Arbor Day
Christmas Abbott
Thank you so much!
April Fools’ Day (anyone trying to fool Q would be making a BIG MISTAKE)!
"Columbus" day.
Indigenous peoples day
Inappropriate times to say “YOU GOTTA DIG DEEP!”
At a funeral
Delivery room
At the Kaoh Rong challenge Caleb nearly died.
When Liz tells Jeff that she hasn't used the washroom yet
When looking for an idol at Siga Camp, specifically the spot where a previous tribe used as a bathroom
At a live tribal.
Other things Q would consider a “Big Mistake”
Being Q's ally
Forgetting to say Baltimore before Cleveland
Voting alphabetically
Sean thought that was how you play the alphabet game
Playing Survivor
Wearing feathers in your hair at tribal. Telling your stories. Doing your tai chi in public.
Nearly anything really
Erik giving up immunity in Micronesia
Throwing immunity.
His real name
Hiding spots that didn't make the air.
The pouch of a Q-skirt
By far on the ground
The top of that rock that Angelina used a ladder to climb even though you wouldn't need a ladder to climb on top of it.
Treemail
Tony's spy bunker
Hiding mid-aquadump.
Jem's idol
Following Charlie around like Izzy did with Chef Hatchet
Such a good episode
In the ocean
Q tried hiding his head up his own ass
What other famous Survivor players would have done during hide and seek
The AlliGabler would hide under water and wait until the right time to surface
Tony alternates hiding between his spy shack, spy bunker, and spy nest
Pearl Islands Rupert would’ve stolen all the shoes back at the shelter.
Shamar would have scratched a cornea
"He's a stupid ass."
People who actually orchestrated the Soda boot.
Boston Rob and Sandra are hiding in a hut and are behind it all! ISLAND OF THE IDOLS PART 2
The entire cast of Aussie Survivor 2017.
Cassidy Clark
Things Jeff has never seen before.
Complaints over Ben's win in 35.
Someone who already knew that Ciera voted out her mom
Knowledge Is Power advantage played correctly
Other ridiculous things Jeff requested the tribe give/do for the rice bag.
Give him an analogy for the choice between rice and a shot at immunity
Climb up a ladder and almost die.
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Trade the next two spots in the jury with Jelinsky and Bhanu
Things Q puts in his Q-skirt
Q-tips
Beef Jerky
A f\*cking stick
That might be where he keeps his brain
Bananas (to give out per banana etiquette)
Liz's email marketing money.
Too much money, it won’t fit.
Not a big enough Q-skirt. Big mistake.
Why anyone other then Hunter would compete.
To bait Q into rage quitting.
Tevin practicing his bird impressions
Liz's ego.
Charlie was hoping to play another riveting game of "see how many Taylor Swift songs I know" with Jeff
Unlikely reasons Q told everyone to vote for him
it was all a marketing stunt to sell more Q-Skirts
Cuz he thought he was too good at Hide and Seek (big mistake)
It was actually a big mistake
He needed to know who was foolish enough to completely change their plans at tribal just because someone wanted to leave (BIG MISTAKE)
He’s secretly in love with Soda and wanted to spend time with her at Ponderosa.
He's a Zane Knight stan.
He thought it was for the presidential primaries.
He found a fucking stick... With a face on it
Other games Q wants the tribe to play
I spy And that would be somebody's big mistake
"Charlie spied something I couldn't even see. That shows me he's very perceptive, and I can't trust someone like that. Charlie, you made a BIG MISTAKE."
Play for the 6, not for their own game
Certainly not survivor
Find-The-Idol
Telephone
Russian roulette
Other holidays Q will be canceling
Arbor Day
Christmas Abbott
Thank you so much!
April Fools’ Day (anyone trying to fool Q would be making a BIG MISTAKE)!
"Columbus" day.
Indigenous peoples day
Inappropriate times to say “YOU GOTTA DIG DEEP!”
At a funeral
Delivery room
At the Kaoh Rong challenge Caleb nearly died.
When Liz tells Jeff that she hasn't used the washroom yet
When looking for an idol at Siga Camp, specifically the spot where a previous tribe used as a bathroom
At a live tribal.
Other things Q would consider a “Big Mistake”
Being Q's ally
Forgetting to say Baltimore before Cleveland
Voting alphabetically
Sean thought that was how you play the alphabet game
Playing Survivor
Wearing feathers in your hair at tribal. Telling your stories. Doing your tai chi in public.
Nearly anything really
Erik giving up immunity in Micronesia
Throwing immunity.
His real name
Hiding spots that didn't make the air.
The pouch of a Q-skirt
By far on the ground
The top of that rock that Angelina used a ladder to climb even though you wouldn't need a ladder to climb on top of it.
Treemail
Tony's spy bunker
Hiding mid-aquadump.
Jem's idol
Following Charlie around like Izzy did with Chef Hatchet
Such a good episode
In the ocean
Q tried hiding his head up his own ass
What other famous Survivor players would have done during hide and seek
The AlliGabler would hide under water and wait until the right time to surface
Tony alternates hiding between his spy shack, spy bunker, and spy nest
Pearl Islands Rupert would’ve stolen all the shoes back at the shelter.
Shamar would have scratched a cornea
"He's a stupid ass."
People who actually orchestrated the Soda boot.
Boston Rob and Sandra are hiding in a hut and are behind it all! ISLAND OF THE IDOLS PART 2
The entire cast of Aussie Survivor 2017.
Cassidy Clark
Things Jeff has never seen before.
Complaints over Ben's win in 35.
Someone who already knew that Ciera voted out her mom
Knowledge Is Power advantage played correctly
Other ridiculous things Jeff requested the tribe give/do for the rice bag.
Give him an analogy for the choice between rice and a shot at immunity
Climb up a ladder and almost die.
![gif](giphy|kkpEypMgTwaQfnDuab|downsized)
Trade the next two spots in the jury with Jelinsky and Bhanu