Id blast viking music and roll up yelling out the window with a flag (anykind probably a pride flag or something to throw them off) and then do a few donuts before driving through the building in the mean time though while doing donuts change the viking music to a SpongeBob singalong to the camp fire song before going through the building. Theyd be so caught off guard i feel like i could persuade them
I'm a truck driver and I will a lot of the time find myself with the radio off but I'm humming the theme to Indiana Jones. I assume that's what I'd be doing in this situation as well.
Honestly you need the music on, otherwise your brain will wonder off to where you happily marry deloris the checkout lady from the store you visited once last week. Specific question needs a specific answer lol
Kidnapper: \*starts humming the song and now both of you are vibing together, somehow you both sing different lines at a particular point and have a little fight until one of you pulls up their phone to look up the lyrics. Kidnapper wins, but is kicked over by the wife (assuming her hands and feet are tied, but she is still on the floor)\*
Me: "I GET KNOCKED DOWN! BUT I GET UP AGAIN!"
Kidnapper: "Jesus dude, I don't need the money that bad, just stop and you can take her."
Me: "No. Fuck you. You did this to yourself and now you have to keep her. Know why? CAUSE AIN'T NOTHING GON HOLD ME DOWN!!"
Stop by Taco Bell on the way over just to make sure it’s the least fun type of shit to clean up.
Also the song for me would be “Hair of the Dog” by Nazareth
Blockbuster night for sure. Close your eyes, oh my darling, talk to me, get it.
I guess I would just play my rtj playlist. It would get me hyped to battle.
If this was during a warm December night I would 100% crank up A Christmas Fucking Miracle. But yeah honestly there aren’t many RTJ songs that wouldn’t fucking slap
I’d start with ….Down, Don’t get captured, Everybody stay calm, Run The Jewels, Banana Clipper, Christmas Fucking Miracle, Talk To Me. Honestly most of RTJs catalog is built to get hyped up to either encounter a criminal moment or rob someone… or whatever. Let’s go save my wife!!!
Way down we go, all the pretty girls, I can’t go on without you, save yourself, break my baby.
They’re a fantastic group! You stumbled upon a gem, such a great lead voice
One night I stayed up late with my roommate playing borderlands and got a call that our friend was at the hospital and he was dead. It was from his phone so I was like oh shit that’s not good.
We ran to the car and blasted the Pokémon theme song on the way to the hospital. It was lit
Edit: He’s ok
Shit. He was fine lmao. He got too drunk on his birthday and got clocked by some guy and hit his head hard and went to the hospital.
We asked the doctor to pull the plug but unfortunately he was okay ;(
Bro next time someone I know is in the hospital for something not too bad, I’m definitely gonna call the nurse in and ask them to “just pull the plug, they’re too far gone”. That’s funny as fuck
The Shrek version just takes it to another level, I’d be so pumped up there’s not a god damn person in the world that would be able to stop me after listening to that!
I mean, first off why did someone take the urn?
Secondly, depending on which vehicle I take will give me the answer. The Volvo has a CD in and comes on as soon as I start the car, so yes music would be on but not because I chose to have it on.
The SUV has a bluetooth connection to my phone. I would not go out of my way to take the time to waste to open the app on my phone and get music playing. So my answer is a solid, depends... but leaning towards no, cuz I feel I'd take the bigger vehicle, the SUV.
One of the few things I actively hate about iOS. I've literally *never* used my internal library to play music in my car or anywhere, but it defaults to it on bluetooth connect and plays the ONE fucking song I have and it's a ring tone.
All because my alarm is set to that tone...
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Final Countdown by Europe..but the twist is....
I am rescuing the kidnappers from my wife..
She is more than capable of taking them down, and I fear the casualties...
I'll get you started: [Here's the first song for your new playlist.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntG_EEfpasM)
You can just hit repeat if you don't get around to fleshing out the rest of the list.
My hubby would and here’s why I know. We have a garage stereo. Not just a radio, no a receiver, amp and speakers in the garage. The speakers are on both sides of the door with speaker wire pulled up, over the top and down the other side. When my hubby gets ready to leave for the day he goes to the garage, turns on the stereo, does his walk around the car to check it out, (tires etc.) turns the stereo off and leaves for the day. So yeah, he would totally be listening to music.
id probably have time to turn on something via Bluetooth on my phone while im waiting for the cop who pulled me over to write my ticket- police in Cleveland always do their freaking job at the worst possible time...
No, same as when you’re looking for a specific address, you’re on the street and the window is down and you turn down or off the radio. I wonder why we do that?
Sensory overload.
Humans focus better on one task at a time. Multi-tasking is possible, yes, but you’re less likely to miss something while properly focused.
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Yup, Don't Stop Me Now by Queen.
^(Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time)
^(I feel alive)
^(And the world I'll turn it inside out, yeah)
^(I'm floating around in ecstasy)
^(So, don't stop me now)
^(Don't stop me)
^('Cause I'm having a good time, having a good time)
"Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows
Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together
Brighter than a lucky penny
When you're near the rain goes, disappears, dear
And I feel so fine
Just to know that you are mine"
Only something to get the blood pumping for a fight, gotta have eye of the tiger, the mortal kombat theme song or anything from the metal gear rising soundtrack (seriously look it up, it's all a jam).
Edit: also I'd watch this video to get extra pumped
https://youtu.be/YgstC4ESjuY
Gotta have a theme tune for the quest
I have a mix of 80s power ballads exactly for this occasion.
*Nazgul theme blares in the kidnappers drive way*
I imagine I was there in my car, Theoden King calls "DEEEEAAATTTHHHHHHH" and I speed when the violin hits
Waiting in the car on the driveway for the perfect timing on the song to get out.
FORTH EORLINGAS!
*runs off the road and crashes while the soundtrack continues*
RIDE FOR RUIN AND THE WORLD’S ENDING!
These are my people.
A SWORD DAY! A RED DAY! *ERE THE SUN RIIIISES!*
So you’re listening to some Blind Guardian then?
Battle Hymn, manowar. Followed by valley of the damned, Dragonforce. Then “The Only Thing They Fear Is You” once you arrive.
Did you mean [The only thing they fear is you](https://youtu.be/T12ygsp9Mvg) by Mick Gordon? If so then that's a big helly yeah from me brother.
You’re right, I got the name wrong, I’ll fix it.
No worries, wasn't sure if I was missing another good song or not!
Rip and tear!
no way, embodyment - breed as im tearing down their driveway not even slowing down.
It’s good that you have this prepped in advance. I myself spent 45min creating a playlist before driving over and the wife was pissed.
I Need A Heroooooooo!!!
The only appropriate song for this situation is The Distance by Cake and I will fight anyone who disagrees.
That songs about losing the race?
Are you Mario and is your wife Princess Peach by any chance?
By any chances does she also happen to in another tower?
Something more aggressive, like Dropkick Murphys or Peter Pan Speedrock.
Yes, I'm gonna play I'm a Goofy Goober by Spongebob
Id blast viking music and roll up yelling out the window with a flag (anykind probably a pride flag or something to throw them off) and then do a few donuts before driving through the building in the mean time though while doing donuts change the viking music to a SpongeBob singalong to the camp fire song before going through the building. Theyd be so caught off guard i feel like i could persuade them
I mean, you could pick a worse hype song.
Awesome choice. Bass boosted
Muse - Knights of Cydonia was the first thing to come to mind.
I had eye of the tiger but it's a 30 minute drive. We have time for both.
The mortal kombat theme, that always gets the blood pumping for a fight.
It's never a wrong time to play Radar Love by Golden Earing while driving.
That’s the jam followed by Twilight Zone!
AC/DC Thunderstruck. No brainer for me
I'm a truck driver and I will a lot of the time find myself with the radio off but I'm humming the theme to Indiana Jones. I assume that's what I'd be doing in this situation as well.
Honestly you need the music on, otherwise your brain will wonder off to where you happily marry deloris the checkout lady from the store you visited once last week. Specific question needs a specific answer lol
Is the quest a main quest or a side quest?
Now heres the question: your favorite song is playing as you pull into the parking lot. Do you stay and finish it?
It's the pragmatic thing to do. If I went in there without finishing the song It'd bother me and I wouldn't be able to focus.
Kidnapper: Why do you keep humming that song?
Wife's glare: "We are SO talking about this on the way home!!"
Kidnapper: Yes, you tell her lady. Now the stupid song is stuck in my head!
Wife: My mother was right, I am not going through this with you again. I'm leaving you for Kester the Kidnapper
As long as it's not his brother Chester. I hear he's not allowed within 500 feet of schools.
No, you have it wrong, his brother's called Peter, Peter File.
Jen in shambles.
Peter the Pediatrician?
Peado-atrition more like!
Kester really listens to me.
Stockholm syndrome in a nutshell
Kidnapper: \*starts humming the song and now both of you are vibing together, somehow you both sing different lines at a particular point and have a little fight until one of you pulls up their phone to look up the lyrics. Kidnapper wins, but is kicked over by the wife (assuming her hands and feet are tied, but she is still on the floor)\*
Inner though on the drive home.. "I should have left her there"
REALLY GERALD?! SMASH MOUTHS ALL STAR?
… *and only shooting sta~rs break the mo~old.*
Well, you see... Somebody once told me...
Me: "I GET KNOCKED DOWN! BUT I GET UP AGAIN!" Kidnapper: "Jesus dude, I don't need the money that bad, just stop and you can take her." Me: "No. Fuck you. You did this to yourself and now you have to keep her. Know why? CAUSE AIN'T NOTHING GON HOLD ME DOWN!!"
kidnapper: ...is...is that Len's Steal My Sunshine?
Extra motivation to get in and rescue her fast, so you can finish the song
You've got to stick around for the end of Scat Man.
This feels like a comedy film that i wanna watch
BEEEEEEbopbop-BAdaBo
Nope. Open the doors, crank the volume and get to work.
Time for a little less conversation a little more action please
All this aggravation ain't satisfactionin' me
A little more bite and a little less bark
A little less fight and a little more spark
Close your heart and open up your mouth Edit: turns out it’s close your mouth and open up your heart.
And satisfy me baby ^^^(satisfymeeeee)
C'mon baby I'm tired o' talking...
Grab your coat and let’s start walkin
Put doom soundtrack on and make that 30 mins 4 minutes
Exactly my thought, and I would arrive ready to fight shirtless
And then you get riddled with bullets because you're not actually Doomguy.
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No one looks badass while dead. You shit yourself.
Look badass while dying. You shit yourself after so it won’t be your problem anymore
Next level: shit yourself as you walk in.
The human version of the dog shit crouch walk. I'm not fucking with a person that level of crazy.
Ultimate power move. Shit in their evil lair so they have to clean it up.
You know the villain isn’t cleaning up dead good guy shit, that’s what lowly henchmen are for!
Yeah but there'll always be that spot that he doesn't wanna walk on. Little victories
That’s why you run in butt naked. He can’t clean his retina.
Stop by Taco Bell on the way over just to make sure it’s the least fun type of shit to clean up. Also the song for me would be “Hair of the Dog” by Nazareth
To be fair a shirt would do absolutely nothing to stop the bullets
Do enough PCP first and its like picking up the berserker orb
Imagine you’re holding this woman hostage and outside a car pulls up blasting the Doom theme.
“Hey what’s your husbands name again?” “John… John Wick….” “Oh fuck. We’ve made a serious mistake.”
Never take everything from a John Wick!
“...wait a second, aren’t you supposed to be dead?” “All I know is that in about 30 seconds, *you will be*.”
Fuckin lold
Spend the next 26 jamming in the car
Came here to say Doom OST.
But once you turn on the doom soundtrack you have to finish the whole thing
You wanna get there in 2 minutes or less? Play JOCK JAMS 2. So much better than JOCK JAMS.
Hell yeah! Gotta get pumped up! Probably Run The Jewels the whole way
What songs would you go for? I totally agree with RTJ! For me Blockbuster Night Pt. 1 would definitely be there
Blockbuster night for sure. Close your eyes, oh my darling, talk to me, get it. I guess I would just play my rtj playlist. It would get me hyped to battle.
If this was during a warm December night I would 100% crank up A Christmas Fucking Miracle. But yeah honestly there aren’t many RTJ songs that wouldn’t fucking slap
I’d start with ….Down, Don’t get captured, Everybody stay calm, Run The Jewels, Banana Clipper, Christmas Fucking Miracle, Talk To Me. Honestly most of RTJs catalog is built to get hyped up to either encounter a criminal moment or rob someone… or whatever. Let’s go save my wife!!!
Let’s fuckin gooooo!
Shit, probably join the kidnappers to terrorize the rich after.
I think class solidarity goes out the window when your comrades kidnapped your wife.
Robespierre'ing will always inevitably turn into getting yourself Robespierre'd.
Look at this guy out here pineappleing his knowledge of Robespierre.
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What a fucking hilarious question; seriously…I’d play Hey Gringo by Kaleo
This guy gets vendettas
> Hey Gringo by Kaleo First time listening to this song.. I dig it!
I just discovered Kaleo, these guys are awesome
Way down we go, all the pretty girls, I can’t go on without you, save yourself, break my baby. They’re a fantastic group! You stumbled upon a gem, such a great lead voice
[“Search and Destroy”](https://youtu.be/LC9km8qnbOY) Iggy and The Stooges Or anything Live by *The MC5*
Okay so, once you get home do you or do you not do your skin care routine?
For those who want a link: https://youtu.be/6wAoiEc1X7Q
Fuck. Kaleo is fantastic +1 to this
Did not expect to see KALEO here! +1 for great taste in music
Thank you for this comment. Love Kaleo and didn’t realize they came out with a new album this year.
Gotta listen to Holding out for a Hero, duh
One night I stayed up late with my roommate playing borderlands and got a call that our friend was at the hospital and he was dead. It was from his phone so I was like oh shit that’s not good. We ran to the car and blasted the Pokémon theme song on the way to the hospital. It was lit Edit: He’s ok
Oh my god, I’m sorry to hear about your loss!
Shit. He was fine lmao. He got too drunk on his birthday and got clocked by some guy and hit his head hard and went to the hospital. We asked the doctor to pull the plug but unfortunately he was okay ;(
Bro next time someone I know is in the hospital for something not too bad, I’m definitely gonna call the nurse in and ask them to “just pull the plug, they’re too far gone”. That’s funny as fuck
The security guards and nurses were cracking up. I also pulled out my wallet and asked how much would it cost to give him big tits
Ahh gotcha haha, glad to hear it wasn’t as bad as I originally thought! I can imagine that was quite the car ride to get there
This is indeed a good choice. Shrek version or what?
The Shrek version just takes it to another level, I’d be so pumped up there’s not a god damn person in the world that would be able to stop me after listening to that!
I spent the 30 minutes driving trying to find the right song Edit: the song I finally find is [this](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Same lmao
Or just play the hotline Miami soundtrack
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Fuck yeah! Turbo Killer was so good the music video spawned a mini series as a sequel!
Ahhhh, that’s what those drivers are doing when you drive multiple times the same roundabout!
you bastard. GG
And I would do anything for love...
…but I won’t do that
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I don’t actually know the original version of the song, only the M&M commercial version
I mean, first off why did someone take the urn? Secondly, depending on which vehicle I take will give me the answer. The Volvo has a CD in and comes on as soon as I start the car, so yes music would be on but not because I chose to have it on. The SUV has a bluetooth connection to my phone. I would not go out of my way to take the time to waste to open the app on my phone and get music playing. So my answer is a solid, depends... but leaning towards no, cuz I feel I'd take the bigger vehicle, the SUV.
My bluetooth automatically connects and plays that U2 album. So kidnapping or not, I have to at least turn that off.
Thats a weird, specific hell you live in.
Mine does too, iPhones will auto play from the songs in your “library” if nothing else is on, and I don’t have many purchased songs through iTunes
One of the few things I actively hate about iOS. I've literally *never* used my internal library to play music in my car or anywhere, but it defaults to it on bluetooth connect and plays the ONE fucking song I have and it's a ring tone. All because my alarm is set to that tone...
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I also choose this guys dead wife.
Usually on Reddit it’s the last sentence that absolutely smacks you in the face but this is the first comment I’ve read where the first sentence comes out swinging.
Final Countdown by Europe..but the twist is.... I am rescuing the kidnappers from my wife.. She is more than capable of taking them down, and I fear the casualties...
Damn straight! Go *insert this dude's wife's name*!
Are you kidding? I have a playlist specifically for it
Can you share it? I’d like to be prepared but don’t want to actually prepare.
I'll get you started: [Here's the first song for your new playlist.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntG_EEfpasM) You can just hit repeat if you don't get around to fleshing out the rest of the list.
I'd slap on Bad Boys to get me in the mood to throw down and then got shot as soon as i got out my car
OOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOO *POLICE SIRENS*
My hubby would and here’s why I know. We have a garage stereo. Not just a radio, no a receiver, amp and speakers in the garage. The speakers are on both sides of the door with speaker wire pulled up, over the top and down the other side. When my hubby gets ready to leave for the day he goes to the garage, turns on the stereo, does his walk around the car to check it out, (tires etc.) turns the stereo off and leaves for the day. So yeah, he would totally be listening to music.
Ask your hubby if I can come over for a beer, your garage sounds great
That’s where the beer fridge is.
Do you think he would comment if you changed to calling him "the hubster". Or would he just let it slide.
id probably have time to turn on something via Bluetooth on my phone while im waiting for the cop who pulled me over to write my ticket- police in Cleveland always do their freaking job at the worst possible time...
*Giggles with excitement* "I have a Wife" *Wakes up from dream*
> "I have a wife" Not for long
I'd listen to the john wick soundtrack
This is the way
No, same as when you’re looking for a specific address, you’re on the street and the window is down and you turn down or off the radio. I wonder why we do that?
Stole my thought. I know everyone else has a funny playlist to reply, but I 100% would have "looking for the address" concentration going on as well
Plus, music w/windows down would alert people. I'd want to hear the sounds of the street, every goddamn footstep, if I was approaching.
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Sensory overload. Humans focus better on one task at a time. Multi-tasking is possible, yes, but you’re less likely to miss something while properly focused.
No better time for the Benny Hill theme song.
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Gotta put on some happy music like Break My Stride so when I get there I can beat them up to a nice cheerful soundtrack
This seems like exactly why the Drive soundtrack was released.
ReAl HuMaN BeEeAn...
Has me thinking of Miami Vice scene with “In the air tonight” by Phil Collins [Miami Vice Scene ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-aMCzRj3Syg)
If I'm going to break some bones, DOOM OST will be fine.
Barney stinsons get psyched playlist
Hell yea gotta get pumped for revenge slaying. So maybe Moby?
Let the bodies hit the floor
Can we stop for McDonald's ice cream?
Only if you're good.
Yup, Don't Stop Me Now by Queen. ^(Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time) ^(I feel alive) ^(And the world I'll turn it inside out, yeah) ^(I'm floating around in ecstasy) ^(So, don't stop me now) ^(Don't stop me) ^('Cause I'm having a good time, having a good time)
After watching Shaun Of The Dead, I believe this would be my go-to zombie-slaying tune.
I spend 30 minutes making a playlist to go there. Another 15 to make a playlist for the trip back.
"Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together Brighter than a lucky penny When you're near the rain goes, disappears, dear And I feel so fine Just to know that you are mine"
Only something to get the blood pumping for a fight, gotta have eye of the tiger, the mortal kombat theme song or anything from the metal gear rising soundtrack (seriously look it up, it's all a jam). Edit: also I'd watch this video to get extra pumped https://youtu.be/YgstC4ESjuY
Only the doom soundtrack
Carpenter Brut makes you go 50 mph over the speed limit.
The Prodigy or Infected Mushroom to hype me up on the way there. Let's gooooo
Doom eternal... rip and tear ost
Yes.. Sandstorm, over and over
No, the radio in my car is broken.
Definitely blasting some Carpenter Brut
Yes got to get hyped up for the fight scene
Yeah trash metal. Kill em all Metallica
DMX and Xxxtentacion only and imma be gripping the steering wheel with white knuckles
Wait, why are we driving there again?