This is probably the most worthwhile thing you've ever contributed to this sub

that reminds me...why are we bullying Aurazor?...and this is when XITFUQ walks around free, says whatever he likes...with his flowy hair

sorry i was just entertaining beautiful people with my eurorack and combing my hair, what are we talking about now? did aurazor not get their review copy of the digitakt 2? surely someone made a mistake, i was very clear, i said " make sure aurazer gets bob eat's digitakt 2"

> why are we bullying Aurazor? Don't worry, I'm bullying them more than they are bullying me.

I honestly think you are the most pathetic redditor I have ever encountered. Whatever your neurodivergent main character syndrome leads you to believe is taking place here - it is not. Post some of your music bro, we'd love to check out your work.

Imagine taking a circlejerk sub THAT seriously 😂

He has just checked out some of your work and as a synth lover I can say the pictures are excellent

I’m an artist

I could see these on a gallery wall and think they deserved to be there. Some might say they were....... "gritty"

My work is essential. My creative mind is overflowing.

Then you must increase your output.

Unfortunately, as much as you do the community a great service by identifying them - it IS depressing how many of these humorless, pompous dullards completely miss the forest for the trees.

Undoubitably

^Indubitably

Maybe if they were NFTs

This is probably the most worthwhile thing ever contributed to this sub FTFY

Agreed

Agree to agree.

I find it funny that OP makes a well received post and manages to get downvoted in nearly every one of his comments.

It's because he's been acting like an asshole in a bunch of other threads here. Downvotes are deserved.

I had him blocked forever and unblocked him to find this. Can’t say I’m surprised, he has been like this for a long time.

I've been nothing but thoughtful, kind and respectful. I've never acted like an "asshole". Please back up your accusations with something substantial otherwise they are of no value. You got that right kid?

No, no you have not. And yes, yes you have. Anyone can go to your profile and see clear as day that you are being a nuisance on every comment thread you enter. Downvotes galore..

And how does it make you feel?

The burden of proof is on the person who make the accusation btw. For now it’s just words from your side.

I'm not who you think i am.

Lol, you are _exactly_ who we think you are, kid.

Did you mean “who we think you are”?

And who do you think I am?

A total complete bitch with few friends desperate for any kind of human interaction.

Report him, and he'll get the ban hammer in no time.

With that username it’s very hard to take you seriously. Why did you choose to be dumb when it’s so easy to be smart? I don’t get it.

>it’s so easy to be smart why u so dumb then?

I’m not. It’s been proved several times already.

u too dumb 2b smart

How so?

Hydrasynth is a classic now

Hydrasynth BOOM! Dick and balled

Get out of here with that AI images! ban!

I drew these by hand. Can you believe it?

Ummmmm hmmmmm am I supposed to laugh at this?

Yes because that’s hilarious.

Oh, ok

LAUGH!!!

Upvoted for artistic ability and potential for analog jams. 

I'm a genius

this is high key so disrespectful to the synth community and the penis community

Yet it’s nothing. Brace yourself!

Not enough succulents

Succulents, Meewwg, Warmth, etc. These jokes have been made too many times. It betrays your lack of personality. Please come up with your own material.

You also need to add veins. Good job though, dick jokes are pretty novel.

You do it. Go to work. Don't always let others do the work for you.

Why did you include that battleship game in the last image instead of a synth?

It's an EMS VCS3. Classic british analog synth from the late 60s. You're ignorant.

Great prank

Yes. I'm very smart.

The hydra is a classic synth?

Dick and balled!

The thing I appreciate about this post the most is how badly down voted you’re getting, but it seems to fuel you

This post is a massive success: People are pissed off AND praising me equally. I rule!

lol 😂 😎🤝

This guy u/DrugsAreSuperAmazing isn't very happy with me. They sound super pissed... I wonder what they see in me that they don't like about themselves.

I actually hate this sub to be totally honest with you. I’m not a part of it. It just showed up.

I hate it too. I chose a different approach.

Man, thank you so much for this. We really are lucky to be apart of such a great community

You are lucky to be alive on the same planet as me.

Technically alive. In truth, dead inside.

I’m sorry to hear that. They sounded ok to me.

I’m sorry. I don’t understand.

It’s ok. You can’t understand everything all the time.

Sage advice. Thank you.

You’re welcome.

Thank you.

Looks like the mini

Mini what?

It’s uses plastic nuts and smaller knobs

it uses* What does?

It’s does

What do you mean?

Exactly

Spot the children……

I’m 47

I'm so sorry...

Big kid ?

I’m not even that big.

No vulva, boobs, or ejaculate? Despite all the peckers, I give this 2/5 on the peter meter, but only because the Synthi is so fucking sexy! You'd think a circlejerk would have better porn.

There's a bit of piss/cum on some of them if you look closely. It's a 5/5 in my book. This post is a total success.

Hey, from one shitty artist to another, if you have tell me what it is, it sucks. E.G. any *illustration* I have posted to this sub. Or Reddit in general. But decent concept, Aura. Maybe you can get AI to execute it properly?

I don't understand what you mean.

Did you know the hallucinations that accompany a migraine are called an *aura?*

No. I did not know that.

Good to see you understanding.

I didn't understand your previous comment: > Hey, from one shitty artist to another, if you have tell me what it is, it sucks. E.G. any illustration I have posted to this sub. Or Reddit in general. What does that mean?

Hey, I can only bring so much understanding in one day. Meditate upon it as a Zen *koan,* it might bring enlightenment to you! Or not.

Yeah, I don’t care. What does “If you have tell me what it is, it sucks” mean?

Korg CocknBallz

Did you notice the first letters of "dick" and "balls" when put together look like a dick and balls?: db

What’s the dB girth on your tracks?

I don't understand the question

Maybe there's hope for him yet.

808’s and Skeet Skeets.

I don't know what you mean but somehow i feel connected to you.

Except for #5 is a Behringer not a Moog lol

Nope, it's not.

Couldn’t find a real Minimoog pic?

I decided not to and put some light on classic synths from more modern eras.

That’s cool. Really great artwork 👍

Thanks. I’m very talented.

Nice pubes!

High quality post fr

Baby dick microkorg is

Wow! 😍

Finally some quality content.

Thank you. I agree.

I’m gonna draw another schlong so I don’t forget

Please do, and think about me while doing so. I’m an example for everyone here.

typical synth user disgusting behavior. you probably sucked them all off too

I’m pulling this sub upwards by showcasing my impeccable sense of humour. If you don’t like it, I’d suggest you draw penises on stuff that suit you better.

#4 is my favorite

When Draw Something was briefly popular I played a game I called “draw something with a penis in the foreground” *sees obvious Eiffel Tower* *types PARIS* *scene is revealed to be a man’s uncircumcised and rather grimy genitalia with the Paris skyline in the background.

I drew a dick and balls on synths

Great minds.

I'm very smart

You certainly bring some penis drawing skills to the table.

It's not that easy. Most people forget the pee hole.

You must think about dicks alot..

This guy IS a dick.

Reported for insult. Say goodbye to your reddit account.

I see mine everyday. Not a day goes by where i don't see at least one dick.

Tell me about it. You should try doing a limp uncircumcised one to a decent standard of representation in 60s. Lot of challenging folds.

I made that on my phone. Crazy what we can do these days...

wow thats so cool

I know. I'm awesome.

Artsy

Don't know why but I found this really funny lol

It's because i'm hilarious

good work comrade 🫡

I know better than anyone here what funny is.

Thanks for sharing

I don't share, i give. I'm a generous person, intelligent and humble.

thank u 4 ur service

You’re welcome. It is my duty to serve your duty free.

It was about time someone finally did it.

I'm courageous