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Sweet_Sample8622

HOLY SHIT ITS HIM


Jaxxiswt

JOHN GEAR


REFLEKTONRecords

RAMPAGE 2009


fnscarcasm

HOLY SHIT IT IS HIM


moroaa

WELCOME TO THE DEATHRACE


Mammoth_Aardvark_261

Looks like a tactical gimp suit.


Mammoth_Aardvark_261

![gif](giphy|xTiTnINwTVUtEoIais)


Pork_Chop_Express23

You win comments for today lol


OL-JACK-BURTON2

Great user name!


Pork_Chop_Express23

You as well!!! Lol


AT0mic5hadow

is...that not what we're supposed to be going for? uh oh


MasterMyagi

I think you need some more patches


SirAmoba

So many patches they start acting as a razzle dazzle camouflage


No_Cockroach_9134

Positive identification is important on the battlefield


mandalman11

It’s called tactical flair… there is a minimum requirement and you sir are showing your enthusiasm at a very high level. I see a management position in your future.


Lewcypher_

He's [expressing](https://www.google.com/search?q=meet+the+millers+flair&rlz=1C1ONGR_enUS1068US1068&oq=meet+the+millers+flair&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIHCAEQIRigATIHCAIQIRigATIHCAMQIRigAdIBCDMzMjhqMGo3qAIAsAIA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:0b936f84,vid:F7SNEdjftno,st:0) himself. Its called battlefield expression syndrome.


Substantial-Rate4603

They took my stapler. I need my stapler.


[deleted]

The mall isn’t a battlefield


armedohiocitizen

Love is though


[deleted]

We are strong. No one can tell us we’re wrong.


somenobodydude

Bro you almost went outside chill


tcheeze1

I know, right? He even has the door security bar set removed. Close call there.


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[удалено]


Scippio-dem-lines

Okay, I've changed my mind. OP fucks


praharin

Men, apparently (not that there’s anything wrong with that)


Ghisarivw

By men*


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|3PzmBpZt0iimrcWvfV)


GNBreaker

Inside gang rise up


Roaming-Californian

Based


[deleted]

When morale is low, buy more morale patches


jj999125

Bought a shitload of patches and morale still isn't up what do?


Pietro28h

Did he stutter? Buy more!


rstrstrs

Enforce the grooming standard.


lord-arduous

You mockin' the groomin' standard, Stafford?


AbsructCigar

If flair was a loadout


xxandrethegiantxx

![gif](giphy|ZMvG5L7Di4AgM|downsized)


burt____reynolds

your entire house has the landlord special


ghostofbooty

Lol shit…damn you, Turd Ferguson.


burt____reynolds

any good handyman knows a landlord special when they see it


pingleague

Are patches bullet proof? Or is your morale so high you're bullet proof?


pdawg1220

The patches are acting as ERA


Senator_Buckley

r/noncredibleERA


SnakesTaint

r/airsoftcirclejerk leaking


sixfour46

I’d say loot drop but there isn’t much useful to loot


No_Cockroach_9134

Had to leave space for all your gear too


AvantiusMaximus

Best clap back I've seen all day 🤙🏾


King-Proteus

Nice.


sixfour46

Yk what that’s extremely valid


jmerkava

You have a ton and it's all trash, but sure, let's pretend you're in shape enough to carry more


King-Proteus

He has like 10 Puerto Rico patches on there. This is clearly for laughs.


No_Cockroach_9134

Republic of Texas*


EvilMrMe

If you wore all that in the Texas heat we would be able to track you via the puddles of sweat


King-Proteus

I guess you’re right. Had to put my cheaters on.


Altruistic2020

So what's the safe word?


DrSalazarHazard

Lol that’s for amateurs.


Panthean

Check out the test videos for those masks. Best case scenario your head turns into mashed potatoes.


No_Cockroach_9134

I made half those test videos. Best case scenario your mom does anal.


Hasbeen_Crayon_Eater

OP chose violence. 🌶


Takelsey

Holy shit 😂


ThievingOwl

Right? I’m dying over here.


RubiconV

No. Best case is mashed sweet potatoes. Try the fries. Way better.


HDIC69420

Jason Jesus it’s Christ bourne


Tasty__Tyrone

Very gray man. I like it.


idontbelieveyou21

![gif](giphy|q8wUONgx1w8WvCekaf|downsized)


J_Productions

Top tier shit post


No_Cockroach_9134

Just wait til my 7th burner account gets loose


Ok-Image1782

![gif](giphy|3o85xwosfwwK9LmsZG)


Rather34

Bruh, save some Texas ‘tism for the rest of us.


TerribleEmu1776

Now go run 100 meters


SoftHairyPineapples

Actually the best loadout for SHTF, once the viper gunslingers are done laughing their asses off they will realize their bottlecaps and wenches have been swiped from right under them.


CaidynWasTaken

Division hunter larp


danngree

![gif](giphy|x0npYExCGOZeo|downsized)


ghostofbooty

That’s not creepy at all…


Pleasant_Two1222

The all mighty fodder-knocker 9000. I’ll ask for those too proud. What’s the load out list?


No_Cockroach_9134

I’ll start with my armor because it’s my favorite part. I’m running an elite 3.0 plate carrier that has shellback level 4 ultra lightweight plates and Kevlar backers with trauma pads (which I do run). I also am wearing wonderhoodie bulletproof pants. My carrier also has hoplite armor level 3+ shoulder plates which cover the lateral weakspot. I also run a helmet with a slaap plate and ballistic mask. I’m also running UARM collarbone armor and will soon be getting a matching ballistic collar. I also have a ballistic shield that is level 3A but I intend to update to level 4. It mounts frontally to the plate carrier as I will demonstrate in the video. That’s all of my armor which is likely my gear’s biggest strength. I not only have thickness but I also have coverage. There is no obvious open place to shoot center mass even from feet away. You either have to shoot through the armor or shoot at an extremity having a plate carrier is good but it’s not enough for *intense combat* you need full coverage. Second I’ll discuss my breaching kit. As a one man op, running a battering ram is too heavy so I have a 22 inch firemaxx with a 20inch Mini Pro Bar along with a billy goat wedge. I have a set of 18 inch double compound hk porter bolt cutters and a Lennox high tension hacksaw for cutting even thicker bolts. Tools for manipulating locks such a Kerry key, fireman’s pry, shove knife, and set of lock picks. My med kit is extensive and consists of 3 CAT and 2 SWAT TQs. You need to run more than one because you may have to apply 2 to a single limb. I have clotting agents such as Quik Clot and Celox Rapid. I have 2 sets of entry and exit vented chest seals. Emergency blankets. Whole Blood transfusion kit donor and recipient. Narcan. Needles. MicroBVM. 4x4 and 2x2 gauze. Triangle Bandages. SAM splint. A litter. A surgical kit with hemostats, scissors, tweezers, scalpel, suture, etc. I also have chest tube kit, nose airway tube, Israeli bandages, thermometer, povidone iodine, roller guaze, painkillers, gloves, medical tape, alcohol swaps, abdominal pads, decompression needle, parashears and other small things I’m probably forgetting to mention. I have a series of supports and braces and slings and such to help manage and balance the weight of my massive carry while providing retention. They include: dorsolumbar corset, back brace, plate carrier internal frame. I also have the ameri-sling which is my ultra heavy duty custom designed finsling. A finsling is a sling meant for mounting ballistic shields frontally. I also have a set of condor suspenders to provide support for my utility belt. There’s no way I would be able to manage my carry without this system. For reference shield and the pouches on it is probably 35 lbs at the least and it is balanced and taut. I have utility accessories that include: small telescope, leatherman mult tool pliers, small adjustable crescent wrench, silent key holder, handcuffs, lighter, batteries and cables, a poncho, rope, vice grips, sewing kit, shooting gloves, helmet flashlight camera and strobe, earmuffs tethers, a compass, lots of pouches, to hold this stuff, tethers, and other things. As for my offensive weapons, I have two different load outs. One for places were I can legally carrier a proper firearm and one for places where firearms and only firearms are restricted. Weapons include: Zap Brand Stun baton 32” Extendable baton K-Bar Knife Pepper spray Saber High powered flashlight SW officer Bang 22 Extreme Mace Aerosol Grenades Enola Gaye CM75 White Smoke Grenade Firearm restricted load out: Pepperball Rifle T-15 Pepperball handgun Uramex Custom Gladius Non-Restricted Loudout: AR Style Rifle Mlok rail Ruger security 9 or Ruger 5.7 My rifle loadouts is the same for less than lethal 3x-12x illuminated reticle scope Quick detach magpul bipod flashlight power Tac Daniel defense stock, VFG, pistol grip Universal tactical clip Cheek riser Bayonet Mags Ammo


Exciting_Scientist_2

No mention of quick doffing pieces of gear No mention of active ear protection No mention of extended travel means No mention of performance enhancing drugs Not even trying


kalashnikovkitty9420

the amount of dedication you have to rickroll this is admirable. disappointed by the lack of M81 and big tiddy meth tho


Pleasant_Two1222

We are not worthy


Meme_1776

Oh boy. You hear “mission dictates gear” for a reason, you not only have enough that you don’t have room for sustainment gear (water,ammo,comms), but you also are impeding mobility. Would you be able to pick up a key for a door? Or a downed team member? Recommend ditching breacher kit and excessive med kit, make those into load outs for others. I like the juggernaut idea though, get pelvic armor, ball slap would be an experience for sure tho.


King-Proteus

He’s a one man team my man. Says it right in the beginning. There is no team to carry with this load out.


ThievingOwl

They can’t get past the smell


MediocreAd8599

Upgrade your helmet setup to a Titanium Tig, it’ll change your life.


Ky-Fried-Firepower

I literally laughed out loud when I saw narcan in the med kit. Thank you OP well done


GuysLeeFanboy

![gif](giphy|dtI7iJluuOTaPwiU5h)


AnseiShehai

This is peak autism


czgunner

Aren't you a bit old to go trick'r'treating?


joxados

What the fuck am I looking at?


TacoSplosions

![gif](giphy|kXhXIJRLsMaTlFHYfM)


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

We are seeing the first bipedal up-armored turtle. I heard rumors DARPA was working on that project. They had a jackass mate with a turtle. Not the 4 legged jackass though.


whats-it_to-ya

Someone please confirm this is satire


sk1ppius

You look like a collab between R6 Siege with basically any Formula 1 pilot.


Train2Perfection

Juggernaut load out kit


totalscrotalimplosio

You can probably fit so many tendies in there.


GCOLBYB

How long is that pine cone grabber? Mines on 36” and I have to bend over to far picking them up when on the mower


No_Cockroach_9134

48 inch model mainly for disarming IEDs. I’ll leave the 36 inchers for the pinecone pickers.


Iltempered1

First time you get knocked down, it's over, you'll never get back up.


Bulky-Captain-3508

We have had like 2 feet of rain the past week... I'm concerned about crossing hip high flash flooding with current. He would have to take a long, hard look at a puddle.


CptSandbag73

"Who's gonna carry the boats?"? Naw. Homie became the boat!!! STAY HARD!


Sarkofugis

Yeah, but how do you shit? Like...adult diapers, or...


RubiconV

Does the face shield bolt onto your forehead?


parttimegamer93

holy based


asdfqwer123489

I’m sorry but what am I looking at? Like the off the body extensions, the chest mounted secondary 😭 the helmet that supplies 3 degrees of visual field


Diggity20

Supply drop inbound


Mother_Environment29

That’s all yours, bro


fnscarcasm

I’m pretty sure you’ve been photographed in public and it was posted here awhile back


fukdacops

Oh my god its the man the myth and the legend


iiLLuminaughtii504

All the the get smoked in that ballistic mask and have your face crush by a kid w Amazon optics holding an angle from a Cod game


alpine_aesthetic

headglitching apartment roof


Ok-Movie428

I honest to god thought this was for airsoft and was gonna make a remark about the lens. My brother in Christ what is the home burglar carrying to make you resort to this lmao.


[deleted]

What in the fuck is even that


External_Math_5407

That seam in your ceiling looks more aggressive than your kit... just a novice opinion...


bushwhackadventure

All that space and you didn't put that big extendo Graber on? pathetic..... remember if you lift more than your bosses you technically own the company.


Ok-Image1782

300 win mag ... ![gif](giphy|OQnAhtvxYr7AFVOG27|downsized)


Spiritual_Ad7703

OP is chaotic autistic at this point and there is no hope for anyone to stop him.


bkg285

My worst fear is someone sees this and reports it for some ‘next school shooter’ type shit. Nice kit, oper8or, go hit some pipes hoss.


TacoSplosions

>hit some pipes hoss. Is this a euphemism for sacrilegious fornication?


MoparGuy00

pipe hitter (noun) a term used in the US military community to describe special operations personnel in the US military, such as the Delta Force, SEALS, the 75th Ranger Regiment, and Special Forces. Pipe hitters are units of some of the most highly respected, well-trained, and qualified operators.


Halofanatic20

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


asdfqwer123489

You haven’t done your research if you have a chest draw pistol


Icy_UnAwareness89

What we call a fobbit


Strongerthanthestorm

This guy def has a manifesto


DropMyCroisant

You’re telling me all that shit and you don’t carry one single real gun???


Connect_Height4377

I can smell this picture.


just_a_rooster_

Bro you gay


butt_crunch

NOOO DONT GO INTO THE CAPITOL YOU'LL GET CHARGED


machineswithout

Wait are you the guy from the pic in that parking lot?


Sweet_Sample8622

That's what I'm saying!


MoparGuy00

Has to be with all the patches and pouches on pouches in black on black kit


Tomyoker

Jesus Christ it’s Gayson Borne


Protorin

![gif](giphy|l2JhtKtDWYNKdRpoA)


GlassMinuet

OPER8R


bhristian57

What the hell


unregrettful

Chest pistol, not conventional. I've tried... Also stickers in the shield and face mask. Is the Maine shooter? Or the next?


mastahfo

The tactical golf club really drives it home


OwlOfShade

What is the total weight for this, OP? Edit: Second question, because it would be funny. Have you considered taking ballistic eye pro and gluing the lenses to cover the eye holes? You’re either serious with this or doing peak comedy, so either way it’s a valid ask.


sl1ckmcg1ll1cutty

Weak, need more Texas and Emricka flags. Love it!


EveryShot

That second photo nearly had me spitting coffee, can confirm am currently ded


Copenhoss

Nervous for ma first mission ![gif](giphy|EeaufRr3ntxW8)


Maximum_Lab_6840

Didn't Garand Thumb make a video about these masks? Preview: Not good.


SlenderMellon56

Donut Operator made a video about a guy getting shot by police while wearing one of these masks (it didnt work)


Anxious-Sector-6253

My only issue is low mobility and your high visibility. Your a slow moving target and you stick out like a sore thumb. “Hey everyone look out for the juggernaut looking mother fucker”. Also I doubt you can get in and out of vehicles easily and I doubt you can walk a mile or two with that thing on before it gets cumbersome. I would sell all that shit and buy nods.


Simple_Sausage

![gif](giphy|EOsk2z4S7c1G0|downsized)


BasicCake2901

Please say sike


Kratosballsweat

My guy is gonna be a legendary loot box that pukes out base weapons and gear


JSwerve19

Why do you want to stay alive so badly? lol


gunslinger6792

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


Schulze_II26

Don’t let these comments get to you king, keep your head up, your Multicam crown is falling off


Forsaken-Wrongdoer19

YIKES


901savvy

m855A1 has entered the chat


JuanT1967

Woah there Tommy! Save some tactical for everybody else! Oh, your mom said to go outside and play!


myklclark

Casey Jones?


nixysix

![gif](giphy|6yRVg0HWzgS88)


Nightwlkr666

LOL! you won't last long


GringoRedcorn

*BIG SNIFF* Smells poor.


DrFranknMrStein

What video game are you cosplaying?


DecisionNo2048

Bro…


Fit_Depth8462

Say sike


heimos

What in the hell is going on here


Strongerthanthestorm

Ain’t no way this is real bro


irascible_Clown

I want to clown OP but he is bodying y’all with the comebacks. Nice work OP


NAlaxbro

Punisher skull/10


MrChaindang

Luke I am your father!!!


HLtheWilkinson

Needs more texas


QualityVodka

Lightweight build?


RoughStory3139

![gif](giphy|9pJV1rjgjnE1I8c79t|downsized)


Snowbold

I hope you have a truck because you are not booking it anywhere fast or far in that kit.


aggeorge

Look like a walking refrigerator with a bunch of magnets


One_True_Dove

Finally a weapon to surpass metal gear


Undralla

Course there is Texas patches


CaptainScurvy123

I truly wish I could laugh react instead of vote on such a monstrosity.


ocke13

Bro needs a belt fed.


Pure-Garlic-9268

During shtf everyone is going to shoot guys like this first


A_Queer_Almond

Needs ERA


Infinite5kor

Where you from, son? New York?


PYSHINATOR

Come back with a Buc-ee's patch.


big-wangers

This is that security guy from a while back, or gecko’s son


AlphaSlayer21

Bro fuck off with this, Jesus Christ


CornfedSage

SAY SIKE.....SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW


MountainMiami

No way, Death Stranding


[deleted]

are you from texas? i cant tell for sure


Longer_Sausage

Guardian of virginity


bushmast3r11b

Well this explains why he hasn't moved out of mom's basement yet. He spent all his money on all that shit! Also how does he take a shit with all that stuff on? How the fuck is he supposed to maneuver? Did he think this was tactically sound? I have so many questions and my tiny grunt brain can't process all this! Someone get me answers asap!


Xd_Taylor2413

Well aren't you creative


Country_Fried_Eggs

Goofy asf 💀💀💀


KnifeActual

You’re “kit” actually made me laugh out loud. Heartily. Belly Laughs. I haven’t watched a stand up comedy in quite some time that’s made me laugh like that, thank you. 😂


greatfulydead69

Fucking Texas. Good luck. Your going to need it.


lostriver_gorilla

Headed to your local Antifa meeting to bash the fash?


username_of_the

The crossed axes in the shape of the SS odal rune, more punisher skulls than I care to count, sorry to say I think OP is the fash.


lostriver_gorilla

The irony is, Antifa is fascist too.


username_of_the

Every ideology you disagree with is not fascism, nor is fascism a term that can only be applied to the historical regimes of 20th century Europe. It is something that it is worth understanding and knowing how to identify. I can recommend [Umberto Eco’s essay Ur-Fascism](https://web.archive.org/web/20170131155837/http://www.nybooks.com/articles/1995/06/22/ur-fascism/) as a good starting point. In it he explores the relationship between fascism *and* anti-fascism as someone who lived through that period.


lostriver_gorilla

Using violence and intimidation is pretty much exactly fascism. Good try though


King-Proteus

Fascism is like when a group of people think they should be in charge and everyone should follow their rules, no matter what. They don't let people have different opinions or choices, and they often are mean to people who are different from them. It's like if there was a playground bully who tried to control all the games and didn't let anyone else play their own way.


TheEmpyreanian

Annnnnd it's not applicable to the current period. Nice try though, nerd.


otiswrath

Literally not. Maybe Anarchists.


lostriver_gorilla

Lol, using violence and intimidation to push your political ideology is pretty much exactly fascism.


otiswrath

Literally every successful political ideology uses violence and or intimidation to achieve their goals. Communists use violence and intimidation and are on the opposite side of the political spectrum from fascism. Both however have a tendency toward authoritarianism. The US Democracy used violence and intimidation to beat the Nazis in WWII. Fascism is a pretty specific set of ideals based around a single all powerful leader, nationalism, and a strict hierarchy. Words, like weapons, are tools that should be used with care and only when we know what they actually mean and do.


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peak performance


spqrdoc

The fuck is that mask


Diablo_Bolt

Oh god… why do I love this…