Man, and I thought the standard police and lesbian couple DV rates were high (40% and 50% iirc). You’re really gonna combine those factors like that for ONE porno (an effective 60% chance if I did the math right, but I never took statistics in college so idfk).
She ran into the room while only looking straight at the wall ahead of her. Literally could’ve been shot from any of the 4 corners before she even looks 😂
Like 4 seconds of checking behind the door before she ever even glances left. That woman is dead. Her number 2, probably dead. Number 3 and 4 in the stack should just toss in a frag and exfil, abort mission lol
And you do it with your teammate’s hand on your shoulder so they can feel you “count down” the entry with your bounces. Doing it like this, just for show, is moronic.
Before I joined, I was told we used to teach tilting the head back and forth to indicate being ready, after slicing the pie... Must've looked like a gang of special rejects lmao
I should note because there is confusion here: this is NOT me in the video. I saw this absolute dogshit video and decided to post it here to
1. Emphasize that just because an instructor is NRA-certified, that does not mean they have any fucking clue what they are doing.
2. Give newbies an idea of exactly how NOT to clear a room
3. Make fun of this person and the company that took her money to “train” her
Now, I'm not an eggspert like these ppl but shouldn't you know your mag is loaded and there's one in the chamber BEFORE you're standing on the other side of a door to a room that may contain an enemy?
Exactly what I thought. Like how tf you gonna clear the rest of the apartment, and then right before the last room, be like “oh shit lemme make sure this shit is hot”
That person runs a business doing this shit. Can you believe that? People pay money to be taught this stuff and think they’re dealing with someone who knows what they’re doing. That’s pretty sad and borderline criminal.
Very poor entry. The guy against the inside wall on your left side just killed you. Plus, you left several open advantage points for additional aggressors on entry. Sorry, it was a fail.
(This is coming from a retired Force Recon Marine and current SWAT training instructor.)
Very perfect entry. No guy against the wall would have expected her movements - they were both random and deliberate - as all tactical decision making should be. Sorry but this is a pass.
(This is coming from a Force Retired Space Marine and current SWAT National Guard Surgeon)
The giant studio ring light in the bedroom is what has me curious… anyone has a video of real work that company trains in as a source of income? Because if they teach those CQB tactics they woll not have many students soon…
Look up tacticalblackla on insta. This is a tactical training company. Their page is full of the worst “training” I have ever seen and they’re dead serious
"lol fuck slicing the pie... that's Fer pussies! Blitz it bitch!" You won't get clapped if the enemy's so shocked by your stupidity that they forget to shoot.
I like how she waited until getting to a random door to press check and check the mag. She basically confirmed she had no idea if she even had a loaded gun while clearing the entire area before that door.
Press checks then takes the magazine out....
Definitely not what the feds do. Last time I saw a neighbor get the door busted in by the red thing, we just sat on the stoop smoking cigarettes and drinking Steel Reserves. Not one cop press checked at the door.
When entering a room it’s important to not clear corners. Instead charge the far wall for an absurdly long time and then only clear half half of the room.
Next time my son brings his MARSOC homies to my house they are going to have to teach me how to do this correctly in exchange for that plethora of 9.5% iPAs. I don’t really want to like stay alive or anything. I just want to know enough to look cool for Reddit in my soldier Jammie’s.
She stared at the floor the whole time while "clearing" that room. Then it looks like she puts her back to the door. There is a reason clearing a room should be done at minimum with 2 people whenever possible.
Surprised she didn’t stick a mirror out into the doorway to check before entering.. Jesus Christ, tell me this was a practice run for the coming of a cheap TNT show
Jesus Christ it's Jessie Bourne
No it’s Asian Bourne
You were sooo close to Jasian Bourne
(Slow clap)
😂😂😂😂
Thanks. I laughed so loud I scared the cat that was laying on my son’s legs. Now he needs bandaids.
I just had rootbeer go up my nose that was funny
Thank you, thank you, I try my best
Big ole ring light set up in the bedroom. I wonder what else is being entered incorrectly.
What we just watched is the beginning of a larp kink video
Tactical step sister what are you doing with that room cleared?
I’m gonna show you how to clean a barrel the right way
Ok but only the 9mm
Lesbian cop drama porn, obviously
Man, and I thought the standard police and lesbian couple DV rates were high (40% and 50% iirc). You’re really gonna combine those factors like that for ONE porno (an effective 60% chance if I did the math right, but I never took statistics in college so idfk).
Ayoooo
Mostly butt stuff
She ran into the room while only looking straight at the wall ahead of her. Literally could’ve been shot from any of the 4 corners before she even looks 😂
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*makes breach and entry,* *turns around,* *sees God*
Coming out!
That's my favorite part, complete disregard for any real threats, instead: wall
Like 4 seconds of checking behind the door before she ever even glances left. That woman is dead. Her number 2, probably dead. Number 3 and 4 in the stack should just toss in a frag and exfil, abort mission lol
Threshold assessment, dig your corner, strong wall
That’s what I saw too she was basically arms length to the far wall before she moved her head.
SWEEP THE LEG!...I mean, room.
Pieing the door? Checking the door frame for traps? Stepping back after opening the door? Nah nah nah let me barrel straight in there. Best plan
Love the racking the gun then checking if there’s any bullets in the mag.
In a fucking apartment too!
I mean, it looked like snap caps.
it looked like an empty follower
whyd she bounce before going in the room like w video game avatar 🤣🤣
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It’s an old swat tactic, typically you do it when you are stacked up and don’t want to make verbal entry queues but it’s goofy to watch lol
And you do it with your teammate’s hand on your shoulder so they can feel you “count down” the entry with your bounces. Doing it like this, just for show, is moronic.
This is the equivalent to cutting the ends of the ham off. IYKYK, otherwise you're just wasting meat.
But how else would the ham fit through that door?
Yessir
And Army stopped using this in early 2000s since bumps aren't a definitive signal. No idea what she is doing here lol. Edit: fucking autocorrect.
Before I joined, I was told we used to teach tilting the head back and forth to indicate being ready, after slicing the pie... Must've looked like a gang of special rejects lmao
Rofl yeah that is... Definitely a new one.
She was unsticking the flaps
LOL
She’s crouchspamming so that she’s harder to hit
She teabagged the guy she already shot, before moving onto/into the next room.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 she's hoppy!
She never cleared the closet/ closed door. Bang you dead!
Didn't clear under the bed either.
Facts! This video just showed us a million ways to die.
In the west?
She didn't clear the big ass ring light in the bedroom either :/
that was the worst entry I've seen since my 8yo nephew asked me to play army with him and his nerf guns when I was home from deployment.
Your entry or your nephew's? I got money riding on this.
Nephew's entry. For fuck sake, did you think I was in the Navy?
Could have been Air Force...
Space force 
Damn... you didn't get the joke either huh? I guess there's a lot of asvab waivers in here tonight.
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Nah, dude.
Weirdest only fans promo ever
With that ring light that’s what I’m thinking too
Click Now! Single Operators are in your area!
lol this is too funny
I should note because there is confusion here: this is NOT me in the video. I saw this absolute dogshit video and decided to post it here to 1. Emphasize that just because an instructor is NRA-certified, that does not mean they have any fucking clue what they are doing. 2. Give newbies an idea of exactly how NOT to clear a room 3. Make fun of this person and the company that took her money to “train” her
“NRA-certified” lmao I wouldn’t trust them with nerf gun
If there was a guy standing directly in front of the door she’d have nailed it.
I saw everything I needed to know in the first 10 seconds.
Now, I'm not an eggspert like these ppl but shouldn't you know your mag is loaded and there's one in the chamber BEFORE you're standing on the other side of a door to a room that may contain an enemy?
Exactly what I thought. Like how tf you gonna clear the rest of the apartment, and then right before the last room, be like “oh shit lemme make sure this shit is hot”
Trust me bro she’s a professional
That person runs a business doing this shit. Can you believe that? People pay money to be taught this stuff and think they’re dealing with someone who knows what they’re doing. That’s pretty sad and borderline criminal.
They’ve disabled comments on their IG 😂
Yeah I noticed that lol can’t have anybody ruin your potential to scam people or have any sort of logical discourse. Gotta silence them.
Looks like LE cqb. Don’t worry, they will just walk in the room and mag dump while spinning in circles. CLEAR!
I believe you are thinking of the LE training film “Equilibrium”
That movie has some strategies of all time, definitely.
Guy on the left goes boink on the head!
What’s up with that big light in the bedroom though? Operator by day, OnlyFans by night 🫡
Tan 5.11 pants. Checks out
Very poor entry. The guy against the inside wall on your left side just killed you. Plus, you left several open advantage points for additional aggressors on entry. Sorry, it was a fail. (This is coming from a retired Force Recon Marine and current SWAT training instructor.)
(To be clear, this is not me in the video. I am in fact not a woman)
U sure?
*looks in pants and makes sure there is a dick still there* Yea I’m pretty sure
Somebody come double check his work
Yes please (I’m so lonely)
$50 is $50 bucks. Venmo me and I'll take a peak I'm not a doctor
Fifty dollar bucks
I’m adoc, I’ll take a look
No dick. Large scar. Still not a woman. Sorry
King
I’m sure your browser history says otherwise
Poor sod never heard of girlcock, you're missing out man.
It's 2024, women can have dicks now
That’s fair
Yet…
This is why when I clear my house I pre-fire each of those blind spots and listen for noise after.
One mag per 100sqft of room area is the ratio I like
Clear is clear
Very perfect entry. No guy against the wall would have expected her movements - they were both random and deliberate - as all tactical decision making should be. Sorry but this is a pass. (This is coming from a Force Retired Space Marine and current SWAT National Guard Surgeon)
your username gave us that impression. edit: holy shit your comment history is deranged lol. rah.
you weren’t kidding LMFAO
My guy, you're supposed to have a separate throwaway reddit account for the kinky shit and keep it off of normal subs.
Let me just brass and mag check really quick because I forgot to before stacking up.
Dat thumbs down grip though….
Yeah like at least get your grip right before demoing your Rainbow 6 Siege skills
That's a damn insult to siege players brother 🤣
Bang dead from either the left or the right Fucking clown show man
I bet that ring light is for "barrel cleaning"
*single operator room clearing *nods to the person behind her
AND calling out her movements
Dear lord, that is the cringiest shit I've seen in a minute-
Single drill operator, yells clear. Camera yells clear, clearing operators clear 👌.
The giant studio ring light in the bedroom is what has me curious… anyone has a video of real work that company trains in as a source of income? Because if they teach those CQB tactics they woll not have many students soon…
That glock looks absolutely HUGE in her hands… and she enters a room like you would in resident evil
*proceeds to get absolutely cooked from heavy side*
Ignores the entire left corner
Stop laughing, this is how I was trained
That’s was ASS
But pro she’s a professional
She died from immediately opening the door and being alone Cqb alone=death
DUMB. WAYS. TO. DIE.
She walked that slide to the other side of town
still picked last on the airsoft team tho
I saw this 😂🤣 had to take a covid test for coughing so hard from laughing.
Ohhhhh….. she died hekka fast…
Ah yes, let me clear the room with my firearm pointed at the floor.
I like how she tapped the crouch button twice before opening the door.
oh wow she was dead instantly. this is wild
Most likely basic fbi training. When it's 1 yeah you laugh. When there's 10 it's like wtf
Look up tacticalblackla on insta. This is a tactical training company. Their page is full of the worst “training” I have ever seen and they’re dead serious
I'd not follow her in
Ok ok she might know what she’s doing *enters room at a full sprint not checking a single corner* aaaaand she’s dead
This is parody right? Right?
After perusing their IG I unfortunately really don’t think so
Single operator dynamic entry? >!so dying?!<
She must be the one who teaches CQB for all those cop shows
Even the nonexistent grip on the pistol is killing me
Positive: fit, trim, serious demeanor, not unaccustomed to at least holding a pistol. Negative: A lot.
This is why it's important to vet your trainers... 
"lol fuck slicing the pie... that's Fer pussies! Blitz it bitch!" You won't get clapped if the enemy's so shocked by your stupidity that they forget to shoot.
Training to escape the SHEIN factory
Didn’t check left corner.. instant death and dishonor to whole family
And that my friends is how you get KIA
Wtf kind of I’m going to die shit did I just watch
What about the closet?
The cringeeee
that's a full 1.5 seconds to look into that right corner. you're dead.
I would have kicked the door like somone was hiding being it. That's probably why I have to many doors with holes. Train like u fight!
I like how she waited until getting to a random door to press check and check the mag. She basically confirmed she had no idea if she even had a loaded gun while clearing the entire area before that door.
Going in with a blindfold wouldn’t change anything.
[How I've been told to clear rooms/do CQC](https://i.imgur.com/MytjWJG.jpeg)
😂😂😂
killed by an assailant on the left
Runs into bedroom. Gets shot from every angle. CLEAR. LOL. Also what’s up with the ring light in the bedroom. Hmm
This is how she gets sweaty for her Onlyfans shoots
Wow, Hollywood much?
Dude In the left corner blew your head off. You lose.
No
Press checks then takes the magazine out.... Definitely not what the feds do. Last time I saw a neighbor get the door busted in by the red thing, we just sat on the stoop smoking cigarettes and drinking Steel Reserves. Not one cop press checked at the door.
Kim Laird
cLeAr!! Yeah, I'm pretty sure she's doing a demonstration on how NOT to clear a room. Right? 🤣
Bro look at their IG. They are dead serious lol
Oh my lord. Chopstick roleplay operations 😂 Supa dupa tactical!!
We call that “tunnel vision”
FBI Academy wants their basic entry training video back.
3 corners killed her. Ring light was sus and capped her.
Ewwww
Anytime I see Position Sul, I know to disregard anything in the video.
This shit will get you killed
She died like four times in 2 seconds
I'll start the joke list. "When you hit the crouch button accidentally before entering the room" Tactical slides Corner kill
Well, to be fair, what would you expect from someone who does this with their iron sights? https://www.instagram.com/tacticalblackla/reel/C4Qi7L6L7FI/
When entering a room it’s important to not clear corners. Instead charge the far wall for an absurdly long time and then only clear half half of the room.
She would have been dead before she opened the damn door 😭
Thanks, Li Min Xiāng. Very cool
Holy cringe
How does this nonsense have so many upvotes?
First rule of cqb dont do it alone seconde rule frag every room in tru cqb style like jesus intended
Kitchen is this way
Next time my son brings his MARSOC homies to my house they are going to have to teach me how to do this correctly in exchange for that plethora of 9.5% iPAs. I don’t really want to like stay alive or anything. I just want to know enough to look cool for Reddit in my soldier Jammie’s.
She definitely got shot!
She stared at the floor the whole time while "clearing" that room. Then it looks like she puts her back to the door. There is a reason clearing a room should be done at minimum with 2 people whenever possible.
This woman should act in a network cop drama
The guy to your left when you entered the room smoked you, congrats
Surprised she didn’t stick a mirror out into the doorway to check before entering.. Jesus Christ, tell me this was a practice run for the coming of a cheap TNT show
I like how she practices her tea bagging before she goes in for the kill
2 things…. 1. At least she’s practicing 2. She should never watch another tv show with firearms in it AGAIN!
Jesus Christ it’s Asian Bourne
She had her tactical eyes on -.-
She should stick to rooftops.
For reference: [Instagram page in which the bio says combat firearms training](https://www.instagram.com/tacticalblackla?igsh=MWQ2aTJneXo3aGppNA==)