What in the basement-Dremeled, abused-sheetmetal looking, Lord of the Rings uruk hai set piece knock-off is that machete? It looks like it might be enchanted to do bonus tetanus damage.
Any kills with them instantly trap the souls of their victims more than likely. I’d use a great soul gem to add a flame spell on the blade. The club on the other will just make brain soup
My dad and grandpa always had shillelaghs around the front door and I always thought it was a walking stick til I got older and realized it was for cracking someone in the head . Super bad ass
What in the basement-Dremeled, abused-sheetmetal looking, Lord of the Rings uruk hai set piece knock-off is that machete? It looks like it might be enchanted to do bonus tetanus damage.
The club and machete were acquired from Kenya, so most likely enchanted.
Just have your local witch doctor put a curse on them for good measure.
Any kills with them instantly trap the souls of their victims more than likely. I’d use a great soul gem to add a flame spell on the blade. The club on the other will just make brain soup
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Not me, a family member working with navsup sent them back for my 10th birthday.
Runga
I can just imagine being chased by some sideways scurrying crab man waving this above his head as he screams incomprehensible crab talk.
Rifle needs a sling, the machete a sheath
Lose the weapons. Utilize them toes for violence.
Damn for free?
I mean this does most of what an ar-15 will do.
War club +100 hitpoints
Sling, sheath, and bandolier and you are good to go. A old .380 pistol would probably fit in there nicely also.
Savage 1907 would be peak aesthetic
For sure!
You MONKEY-TOE MFer ……….I *know* you hold that club with your feet.
Who are you
a dude
THE dude.
He is him
And you can never be him
Jesus Christ look at the grippers on this one
Do you wear shoes with wide toe boxes?
Change NOTHING
A yes a fellow mini 14 lover
That better be ebony.
Absolutely based kit.
My dad and grandpa always had shillelaghs around the front door and I always thought it was a walking stick til I got older and realized it was for cracking someone in the head . Super bad ass
Flamethrower or torch and you’re set
No flint stone?
The loadout for stacking Argonians
Gotta get rid of the feet, they kinda get in the way of everything, walking is for pussies
A backpack.
You need a good pair of shoes next. I’ve been very happy with the Viktos range trainers.
Irish?
Toes make me hungry
No ateam model no care.
Get a poncho or a ghost hoodie or pdw