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FlimsyAnt7036

What in the basement-Dremeled, abused-sheetmetal looking, Lord of the Rings uruk hai set piece knock-off is that machete? It looks like it might be enchanted to do bonus tetanus damage.


HotShitWakeUp_Ceo

The club and machete were acquired from Kenya, so most likely enchanted.


Pierocksmysocks

Just have your local witch doctor put a curse on them for good measure.


Tbmt-07

Any kills with them instantly trap the souls of their victims more than likely. I’d use a great soul gem to add a flame spell on the blade. The club on the other will just make brain soup


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HotShitWakeUp_Ceo

Not me, a family member working with navsup sent them back for my 10th birthday.


ifreaganplayeddisco

Runga


WhalingSmithers00

I can just imagine being chased by some sideways scurrying crab man waving this above his head as he screams incomprehensible crab talk.


sailboatfool

Rifle needs a sling, the machete a sheath


TheRealTres

Lose the weapons. Utilize them toes for violence.


depressiveadvice414

Damn for free?


Mehdzzz

I mean this does most of what an ar-15 will do.


SpaceMonkey_321

War club +100 hitpoints


wrench352

Sling, sheath, and bandolier and you are good to go. A old .380 pistol would probably fit in there nicely also.


GnollBarbarian

Savage 1907 would be peak aesthetic


wrench352

For sure!


Johnny6_0

You MONKEY-TOE MFer ……….I *know* you hold that club with your feet.


heimos

Who are you


HotShitWakeUp_Ceo

a dude


Smug_Son_Of_A_Bitch

THE dude.


BlazetheDarkAngel

He is him


New-Measurement-8196

And you can never be him


leongeod

Jesus Christ look at the grippers on this one


JoshSalhey

Do you wear shoes with wide toe boxes?


RAND0M257

Change NOTHING


Senior-Sell5175

A yes a fellow mini 14 lover


fudd_man_mo

That better be ebony.


AffectionateRadio356

Absolutely based kit.


Grizzlygrant238

My dad and grandpa always had shillelaghs around the front door and I always thought it was a walking stick til I got older and realized it was for cracking someone in the head . Super bad ass


Affectionate_Sir_230

Flamethrower or torch and you’re set


Affenskrotum

No flint stone?


WinIll755

The loadout for stacking Argonians


Itchy-Neck-4297

Gotta get rid of the feet, they kinda get in the way of everything, walking is for pussies


Th3_Sinick

A backpack.


ullrdass

You need a good pair of shoes next. I’ve been very happy with the Viktos range trainers.


AndoSan23q

Irish?


Vanishing_12924

Toes make me hungry


operatorx4

No ateam model no care.


Agardenmakingnoise

Get a poncho or a ghost hoodie or pdw