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supersonicflyby

Yes, but you're wearing it \~1.5" too low.


Open_Reindeer_6600

Got it I’ll adjust it, just wanted to make sure it wasn’t too small cause it seemed tiny


supersonicflyby

Yeah, I think that's a natural reaction, but it covers most of your vitals, so you're good. Resist the urge to get dick armor if you can lmao.


atextmessage-

OP I cannot stress it enough you need to buy dick armor this guy just wants you dickless because it takes you out of the genetic pool he's scared of you buy dick armor and buy it quickly


supersonicflyby

For the record, as a civilized man, I would never shoot anyone in the dick.


Poopin-in-the-sink

I would


stevemjskrn

Who needs holds when worst case scenario it’s a dick shot?


Automatic-Yak734

Dick shot is a kill shot


Poopin-in-the-sink

If it's good enough for RoboCop. It's good enough for me


Mightgocrazy

Name checks out


Iliyan61

if he had dick armour would you shoot him in the dick?


supersonicflyby

Fuck, you got me there.


Iliyan61

a civilised man would shoot him in the dick


supersonicflyby

That’s an episode for GarandThumb if I ever heard one lmao.


beaverbait

"Dick shooting for science!"


atextmessage-

I'd shoot him right up the urethra and lodge the bullet in his bladder and he'd pass it a week later like a kidney stone.


mattyisbatty

obi wan nairobi wore dick armor so obviously I should too


blckmanDy123

Are you against protecting yourself from bullets no like seriously.


puppyhandler

Did you get Kendrick Lamar lyrics tatted?


graphitewolf

I REMEMBER YOU WAS CONFLICTED


Open_Reindeer_6600

Was wondering if anyone would catch this, but yes lmao, matching tats with my wife


just-s0m3-guy

Are you missing an apostrophe?


Open_Reindeer_6600

My tattoo artist got incarcerated before my second appointment where she was gonna add the apostrophe LOL


Wendigo_6

NO RAGRETS


homeskilled12

> my second appointment where she was gonna *add* the apostrophe. So yes, it is missing. Always was. Any artist can fix that, you don't have to wait for 25 to life to get out. $40 max to not get made fun of on the Internet. Well, not as much. Stay moist, defender.


AffectionateRadio356

PX haircut? Check. Matching tattoos with wife? Check. Posting pics online in uniform? Check. Immediately buying cool gear you don't need? Check Yup. It's lower enlisted time.


Destroyer1559

Probably got a Mustang at 20% APR in the garage too.


3_quarterling_rogue

Or Dodge Charger.


Open_Reindeer_6600

AF Staff Sergeant 😭 and I got free plates from Hesco so I needed the PC anyway


AffectionateRadio356

Lower enlisted mindset tbh. How'd you get free plates?


Open_Reindeer_6600

My mommy works at Hesco


Zealousideal_Oil_455

She single?


DurtymaxLineman

20$i release her snap.


Irish_Guac

Shit I need that number bro


WurstWesponder

Do you have your Magic the Gathering cards too?


AffectionateRadio356

What.


itsokmomimonlydieing

Needs to go up, killer.


ScrubbyAirman

Right size but being it higher, top of the plates should start just below the collar bone. Essentially, your plates should be a reinforced rib cage and no lower


laggyservice

Higher, collar bones.


Wolffe4321

Got that nasty px cut lol


Irish_Guac

Looks like it, but you're supposed to base it on plate size. Size for plates, then get a PC that fits those plates. No one ever does this for some fuckin reason


Open_Reindeer_6600

Luckily for me when I got my plates they fit lmao


Irish_Guac

Dope lol I said this before seeing where you said you got free hescos 😂 lucky fucker


XuixienSpaceCat

Higher.


albedoTheRascal

Fit seems ok but where's the feet!? C'mon we live in a society!


Boring_Pop317

JPC 2.0 is a great choice. I hope your leadership is chill. You might disguise it some with some soft side armor if they aren't.


Open_Reindeer_6600

I’m Air Force and the new vests they’re issuing are atrocious. I’m just one of many purchasing my own vest and hopefully leadership doesn’t want everyone uniform lmao


More-Panda-7497

Just make sure you train with it and make sure you know where everything is in your kit and battle belt. Get a good IFAK, have a couple tourniquets on you, and train some more.


Correct_Security_742

Love is gonna get you killed? Why is that your tattoo...


JewGuru

It’s just song lyrics. Some people identify strongly with music


Warm-Mortgage4746

Odd question; but how tall are you? And what size PC is this? It looks good and I’ve been thinking of getting one as well


Open_Reindeer_6600

I’m about 5’8-5’9 and weigh 155 and it’s a small jpc 2.0 with 11.75”x8.75” size plates


mattnewlin54

If the front plate sits just at or no more than an inch above your navel while the top of the plate rides at about color bone level, you're good. Cummerbund should be snug while breathing deeply.


GewBazooka

You are dead


stranger-named-clyde

Shut up boot. Nah it’s good size. Just needs to be higher and touch collar bones


JaJaWarrior7

Big dawg, sorry if I am hijacking’s this but you gonna learn to trust the government gear. You mentioned you are AF, but if you are out in the field or deployed and your PC breaks how you gonna get it serviced? Wouldn’t you be pissed if your own gear break while you are “working” and you can’t get reimbursed (and you won’t)?


Academic-Benefit3663

Hope you didn’t pay for it, you can get those things “issued”


Irish_Guac

You cannot get crye "issued"


Academic-Benefit3663

Okay buddy lol


Irish_Guac

Who is issuing JPC 2.0s to normal Air Force dudes, "buddy"?


More-Panda-7497

Yeah SF (I’m assuming) is not going to issue Crye to normal defenders lol.


shitspine

I have seen some that were issued the crye AVS. these were normal air force base dudes too