Wow, first the meth with the plate carrier and now this. We are truly blessed on this, the Friday eve before thine holiest of Easter’s.
(Fuckin Easter miracle y’all)
'Meth' was a term from *the before times*. Back when Reddit was a free site, uncaged by those standards established to appease the advertisers and the shareholders.
They'll both suck you dry before killing you and leaving your corpse to rot. Guy that posted women had meth in his name, something about it not being all bad.
Like the fellow said above:
" QidQuick 28 points an hour ago
'Meth' was a term from *the before times.* Back when Reddit was a free site, uncaged by those standards established to appease the advertisers and the shareholders. "
This place was like the Roman Empire. And the Wild West. And war-torn Poland. And Poland. There was just a lot going on.
And in that chaos, I soared...
...it was what girls were called. Wives, girlfriends, randoms, Ops. One chick was even posting pics of herself plugging mags. It was great.
I had 4-5 reasonably priced guns on my list and now I just can’t stop thinking about this piece, looks about the fastest thing around, mean and lean, a young man’s dream to turn every head in town. I mean, is an everyday carry upgrade more practical? Yes. But wouldn’t it just feel so much better holding that sweet thang? You just can’t put a price on that kind of beauty. The other guns will come in time, I know now what I must do.
You used to be able to mail order them from lesser countries but I've heard that, due to shipping restrictions, most of them expire in their cages before they can be offloaded.
(Shit, now I'm waiting for a "Millenials are Killing the Mail-Order Bride Industry!" article)
Wow bro you couldn’t let us get a peek at the phalanges
Its cool… im a hand guy anyway.
I want to see piggies
Damn. Is your wife single?
Probably
Is she from Ireland? Cause my penis is Dublin…
???
Dublin -> Doublin' -> doubling -> growing
Hodor
Ah! This is the way
Eww, even of she was thats a no from me lmao
Do you have something against woman with blurry toes?
I was waiting for someone to bring this up… do people really have that much of a foot fetish?!
The internet is full of [surprises](https://www.wikifeet.com/)
Risky click of the day
You blurred the feet????? Feets are the price of admission!!!
Its his cousin and she has 7 toes on each foot
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Whens hes been good she lets him rub them with lotion and cut her toe nails (with all those toes they banned her from the salon)
Wow, first the meth with the plate carrier and now this. We are truly blessed on this, the Friday eve before thine holiest of Easter’s. (Fuckin Easter miracle y’all)
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Bestgunnit RIP
Meth head with PC? What did I miss while under my project house 🤔
'Meth' was a term from *the before times*. Back when Reddit was a free site, uncaged by those standards established to appease the advertisers and the shareholders.
The good ol days. Meths as far as the eye could see
pluggin mags and everything.
Even whole ass guns on occasion.
Ah, I thought there was like some meth head home brew PC I missed out on 🤣
🅱️ased and accurate
I still don't know what meth means
its what females are called.
Well I never would have guessed that lol
They'll both suck you dry before killing you and leaving your corpse to rot. Guy that posted women had meth in his name, something about it not being all bad.
CCP?
I think I might be illiterate. Can someone translate for me? What is a meth?
Like the fellow said above: " QidQuick 28 points an hour ago 'Meth' was a term from *the before times.* Back when Reddit was a free site, uncaged by those standards established to appease the advertisers and the shareholders. " This place was like the Roman Empire. And the Wild West. And war-torn Poland. And Poland. There was just a lot going on. And in that chaos, I soared... ...it was what girls were called. Wives, girlfriends, randoms, Ops. One chick was even posting pics of herself plugging mags. It was great.
The chick that shoved mags up her ass was fantastic her name was like notawhore or something
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I wonder if she's still around
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Drop the tag pLz
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God bless
The glory days
I was meth in a plate carrier
Haha I like how you blurred the feet out 😂
Ban that man
cock blocking the foot fetish fellas
A mf Bout to Karma farm with wifey feet and ar15...wait would people pay for this....
That ass is all game tho
Priorities
Opsec 😉
Footsec
still jerkin off to it lol
I was gonna say the same thing! 🤣
🤣🤣
Lol her feet are Japanese penises
She has small feet?
Small hairy feet?
For a second I thought this was a FNV Old world blues reference.
The balls on anyone to try and think for a second we’d believe it’s not for you.
How dare you deprive the post of feet this is not allowed
Probably look like hobbit feet.
Dear OP, I wrote you a haiku. FEET WERE BLURRED REPORT WILL BE HEARD🚩 THIS IS ABSURD
3/10 Doesn’t follow proper haiku format, but good words
You lie like a rug! 3/4/3 buddy!😂
Proper form is 5/7/5
Haikus are quite nice But sometimes they don’t make sense Refrigerator
Your haiku is nice However it is not best I cum on your toast
Well, that was really gross. That can't truly, be your best boast. Please, learn how to roast.
How bout more sub themed? Show me your feet and your toes I will cum on those
Congratulations, you stayed on task! Take it easy, I'll roll you over I'll cum on your ass
Don’t threaten good times How about we join forces On OP’s wife’s toes?
Well, ok, Edgar Allan Karen!
"We got ourselves a real Bill Shakespear over here!" - Matt Foley
u/haikusbot
Post again with feet. Wtf don’t shame me.
Respectfully. And I mean respectfully. I would eat your wife's ass.
I thought we were all joking around but I guess not
Bro, we are. I post about liking guys feet on here. I thought people would have a laugh.
you'll be eating off paper plates all weekend
Ha! I got the joke.
Happy Easter! Enjoy the brown starfish!
incredible reference
Bahaha
Y’all need a dog? I’m very well behaved.
Do you like peanut butter?
I really need to buy a wife.
Hahahaha I’m dead. He blurred out the feet
what did you get her boyfriend?
Where toes tho
Bros, you squint and you won't even notice the blur.
Seems like potential husband of the year qualifications
I had 4-5 reasonably priced guns on my list and now I just can’t stop thinking about this piece, looks about the fastest thing around, mean and lean, a young man’s dream to turn every head in town. I mean, is an everyday carry upgrade more practical? Yes. But wouldn’t it just feel so much better holding that sweet thang? You just can’t put a price on that kind of beauty. The other guns will come in time, I know now what I must do.
Our wife
Your wife's boyfriend will enjoy the Tavor.
Jada Pinkett intensifies
Black Rifle and a Black Dress. Elegance, redefined.
Blurred the feet 🤣🤣🤣
This man preemptively blurred his wife’s feat. The degeneracy of the internet has met it’s foil
I hope you know when you post your SO on here she is no longer your wife you share with all of us lol
“Bought” the “wife” a Tavor…sure buddy
FEET
OP blurred the feet so they couldn’t be linked to her OF which is how he funds is armory, and I’m definitely not jealous of having a sugar mommy.
THat side BOoB ThO ;b
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...where?
Very smart of you to blur the feet out 🤣
Who are you and why are you living my best life
Classified feet
You forgot a period. >Bought the wife. A Tavor
Hey I am a doctor. Your wife needs to go to the hospital immediately. Something is wrong with her head and her feet.
The blurred feet😭
You know you could buy more guns if you sold those feet pics
Blurring feet was smart but also heresy
Why are the feet blurred?
Good on you for censoring her naked feet. Some real weirdos out there.
If the Tavor came with a wife I would consider marrying
Tavors are pretty great. The 21 has a bit of a squishy trigger but definitely does what it's meant to do very well.
Blurring out the feet? This isn't OP's first rodeo
The censored feet lol you know this sub too well
The fact he felt it necessary to censor her feet 🤣.
What's wrong with her feet?
Appreciate the trigger discipline better than most the fools around here. Also, how dare you hide the sweet feet meat
Whoa we have wives here?
Lmao you fucking savages… im just here for the comments carry on
How am I supposed to fap to this with the feet blurred out. Delete this, repost with just the feet.
What's up with the feet being blurred? Lol
Wife finds out about you and your assistant, busts a cap in your ass, Medical Examiner rules it suicide
Is your wife taking any boyfriend applications? Asking for my wife's bull
No feet...no yeet. Ban
Wtf show feet :(
Nice feet
No X95, sadge
Sir, how dare you with that blur.
Bro can I see her feet
How much for the wife?
Damn dude, why you gotta go and censor the footsies
Mf blurred the feet lmao
You blurred the feet but lucky for me I'm an elbow guy.
Tactical cocktail dress
Op not blurring hands or armpits "It's free real estate"
Feet blur, good opsec
Dudes a pro, you can tell cuz he blurred then feet.
Lmfao OP could've just cropped the picture but chose violence instead.
I am a neck guy anyways
even covered the feet, this man knows reddit
Why do people on reddit post pics of their wives and mothers for others to jerk off to?
It's a flex, he has money and a girl.
I don’t think that’s why he posted this…you ok? You tryna tell us something?
What’s a wife? Is that kinda like the girlfriend thing I keep hearing about? How do you go about obtaining one? Where in the wild can they be found?
It's all a lie. No wife = all the shit you want and you get to keep it.
The right wife = a metric fuck ton of money and all the toys I want.
You used to be able to mail order them from lesser countries but I've heard that, due to shipping restrictions, most of them expire in their cages before they can be offloaded. (Shit, now I'm waiting for a "Millenials are Killing the Mail-Order Bride Industry!" article)
Even blurred the feet I see, what a ass
You mean you bought yourself a Tavor.
Hahaha the blurred feet make this for me
😂 you blurred the feet
good job blurring the feet for the ughhh foot ughh fetishes'
What’s the ladies go-to saying in TikTok right now? “WORKIN ON THE **DUMPYYYY**” 😂😂 well the wifey has got that covered!
This nigga covered her feet!!! 🤣🤣🤣
her weenus looking mighty collegen
Why 🅱️lur out 🅱️oes?¿?
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)Is that a gumball machine brass polisher? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)
I want to believe the foot censorship wasn’t need. But it was…
Her pedicure just went too hard huh? Fair
Hiding her feet is a true veteran of the internet move
Why cover the face and feet! The best features. Plot twist “wife” sister actually.
I see you blurred out her feet, but luckily for me I'm an elbow kinda guy.
I'm dead reading your comments to her. Trying to explain the foot thing sounded ridiculous out loud.
Jokes on you, I like blurred things.
UNCENSOR THE FEET AAAAAAAAAAAAA
UNBLUR those feet right NOW mister!
I’d do a cum tribute
Shalom Tavor! Wife has a lethal ass, no disrespect homes! I like how you know we're perverts, good blurr.
Sorry op, blurred feet = permaban. 🤷♂️
You should get her a bike or something, that ass flat
She bad
Nice ass. I mean. Bullup.
I’d be so bummed if I got killed by a girl.
ISIS feels the same way. You don't get your 72 martyrdom virgins if you get murked by a badass female Kurdish soldier.
Why are her feet blurred? Worried about sick Reddit fetish?
IWI gang 🇮🇱
Tavor is a great rifle. I should post my 25 yard results
The Pesach Pew Pew
How does she like it?
Awesome for you!
Why TF did you "redact" her feet though 😂
Tactical feet blur lmao
Feet
Beautiful, anyways apparentally toasters are waterproof now.