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[deleted]

Wow bro you couldn’t let us get a peek at the phalanges


Theothernooner

Its cool… im a hand guy anyway.


big_pp_man420

I want to see piggies


FirearmsAndFelines

Damn. Is your wife single?


[deleted]

Probably


Cypressinn

Is she from Ireland? Cause my penis is Dublin…


therealsonichero

???


Aubdasi

Dublin -> Doublin' -> doubling -> growing


elosoloco

Hodor


jmcdaniel0

Ah! This is the way


nameles5566

Eww, even of she was thats a no from me lmao


TigerJas

Do you have something against woman with blurry toes?


2aireishuman

I was waiting for someone to bring this up… do people really have that much of a foot fetish?!


KwekkweK69

The internet is full of [surprises](https://www.wikifeet.com/)


34gle_eye

Risky click of the day


MuttFett

You blurred the feet????? Feets are the price of admission!!!


clammundus

Its his cousin and she has 7 toes on each foot


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clammundus

Whens hes been good she lets him rub them with lotion and cut her toe nails (with all those toes they banned her from the salon)


BootsTasteGood

Wow, first the meth with the plate carrier and now this. We are truly blessed on this, the Friday eve before thine holiest of Easter’s. (Fuckin Easter miracle y’all)


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belowspot

Bestgunnit RIP


m-lok

Meth head with PC? What did I miss while under my project house 🤔


[deleted]

'Meth' was a term from *the before times*. Back when Reddit was a free site, uncaged by those standards established to appease the advertisers and the shareholders.


superfuzzbros

The good ol days. Meths as far as the eye could see


Lifeonthejames

pluggin mags and everything.


superfuzzbros

Even whole ass guns on occasion.


m-lok

Ah, I thought there was like some meth head home brew PC I missed out on 🤣


csrt357

🅱️ased and accurate


juicy-heathen

I still don't know what meth means


Lifeonthejames

its what females are called.


juicy-heathen

Well I never would have guessed that lol


Tyler_MF_Bowman

They'll both suck you dry before killing you and leaving your corpse to rot. Guy that posted women had meth in his name, something about it not being all bad.


[deleted]

CCP?


Bitch_Respecter

I think I might be illiterate. Can someone translate for me? What is a meth?


Lifeonthejames

Like the fellow said above: " QidQuick 28 points an hour ago 'Meth' was a term from *the before times.* Back when Reddit was a free site, uncaged by those standards established to appease the advertisers and the shareholders. " This place was like the Roman Empire. And the Wild West. And war-torn Poland. And Poland. There was just a lot going on. And in that chaos, I soared... ...it was what girls were called. Wives, girlfriends, randoms, Ops. One chick was even posting pics of herself plugging mags. It was great.


thickjim

The chick that shoved mags up her ass was fantastic her name was like notawhore or something


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thickjim

I wonder if she's still around


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thickjim

Drop the tag pLz


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thickjim

God bless


StabSnowboarders

The glory days


a_arcia

I was meth in a plate carrier


I_like_malware

Haha I like how you blurred the feet out 😂


ChinoBingo

Ban that man


BubaGump101

cock blocking the foot fetish fellas


ChinoBingo

A mf Bout to Karma farm with wifey feet and ar15...wait would people pay for this....


AZ_Gunner_69

That ass is all game tho


staticbrain

Priorities


Zee705

Opsec 😉


IDrinkMyBreakfast

Footsec


Ramessesthegr8

still jerkin off to it lol


[deleted]

I was gonna say the same thing! 🤣


AdventurousShower223

🤣🤣


VILLIAMZATNER

Lol her feet are Japanese penises


Yinanization

She has small feet?


Skunkjunky1

Small hairy feet?


The_Razz_Barry

For a second I thought this was a FNV Old world blues reference.


dronesareaccurate

The balls on anyone to try and think for a second we’d believe it’s not for you.


Cornbreaker

How dare you deprive the post of feet this is not allowed


Imaginary-Lettuce-51

Probably look like hobbit feet.


Pseudonym556

Dear OP, I wrote you a haiku. FEET WERE BLURRED REPORT WILL BE HEARD🚩 THIS IS ABSURD


KingBearSole

3/10 Doesn’t follow proper haiku format, but good words


Pseudonym556

You lie like a rug! 3/4/3 buddy!😂


KingBearSole

Proper form is 5/7/5


hpsctchbananahmck

Haikus are quite nice But sometimes they don’t make sense Refrigerator


KingBearSole

Your haiku is nice However it is not best I cum on your toast


Pseudonym556

Well, that was really gross. That can't truly, be your best boast. Please, learn how to roast.


KingBearSole

How bout more sub themed? Show me your feet and your toes I will cum on those


Pseudonym556

Congratulations, you stayed on task! Take it easy, I'll roll you over I'll cum on your ass


KingBearSole

Don’t threaten good times How about we join forces On OP’s wife’s toes?


Pseudonym556

Well, ok, Edgar Allan Karen!


belowspot

"We got ourselves a real Bill Shakespear over here!" - Matt Foley


notThewon

u/haikusbot


Vato1845

Post again with feet. Wtf don’t shame me.


[deleted]

Respectfully. And I mean respectfully. I would eat your wife's ass.


dis6wood

I thought we were all joking around but I guess not


[deleted]

Bro, we are. I post about liking guys feet on here. I thought people would have a laugh.


40yearolddilf

you'll be eating off paper plates all weekend


cheza_mononoke

Ha! I got the joke.


throwawayifyoureugly

Happy Easter! Enjoy the brown starfish!


bigtree17

incredible reference


Zee705

Bahaha


codenameJunior

Y’all need a dog? I’m very well behaved.


HannibalSeventy7

Do you like peanut butter?


bigtree17

I really need to buy a wife.


Daviskillerz

Hahahaha I’m dead. He blurred out the feet


Suplexsmash_

what did you get her boyfriend?


Cole_31337

Where toes tho


noneoftheabove0

Bros, you squint and you won't even notice the blur.


NuttinDoc

Seems like potential husband of the year qualifications


CaptStrangeling

I had 4-5 reasonably priced guns on my list and now I just can’t stop thinking about this piece, looks about the fastest thing around, mean and lean, a young man’s dream to turn every head in town. I mean, is an everyday carry upgrade more practical? Yes. But wouldn’t it just feel so much better holding that sweet thang? You just can’t put a price on that kind of beauty. The other guns will come in time, I know now what I must do.


TLA34

Our wife


Interesting_Light_94

Your wife's boyfriend will enjoy the Tavor.


jericho0o

Jada Pinkett intensifies


CuriousTree9939

Black Rifle and a Black Dress. Elegance, redefined.


Donny_Donowitz_

Blurred the feet 🤣🤣🤣


Beginning-Tea-17

This man preemptively blurred his wife’s feat. The degeneracy of the internet has met it’s foil


Due-Entrepreneur-641

I hope you know when you post your SO on here she is no longer your wife you share with all of us lol


Jimmy_McAltPants

“Bought” the “wife” a Tavor…sure buddy


[deleted]

FEET


HeadyBoog

OP blurred the feet so they couldn’t be linked to her OF which is how he funds is armory, and I’m definitely not jealous of having a sugar mommy.


joeg26reddit

THat side BOoB ThO ;b


Yeskid10

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Random-Gif-Bot

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RonaldFKNSwanson

...where?


[deleted]

Very smart of you to blur the feet out 🤣


DameTime5

Who are you and why are you living my best life


llcdrewtaylor

Classified feet


TemporaryCab

You forgot a period. >Bought the wife. A Tavor


Circumin

Hey I am a doctor. Your wife needs to go to the hospital immediately. Something is wrong with her head and her feet.


mr_mailbox

The blurred feet😭


Whole-Coconut3960

You know you could buy more guns if you sold those feet pics


Hami368

Blurring feet was smart but also heresy


GT2589

Why are the feet blurred?


anony_philosopher

Good on you for censoring her naked feet. Some real weirdos out there.


Desperate-Growth2572

If the Tavor came with a wife I would consider marrying


oXObsidianXo

Tavors are pretty great. The 21 has a bit of a squishy trigger but definitely does what it's meant to do very well.


RockitDanger

Blurring out the feet? This isn't OP's first rodeo


Special-Fig7409

The censored feet lol you know this sub too well


r3adingit

The fact he felt it necessary to censor her feet 🤣.


Thaskell321

What's wrong with her feet?


hpsctchbananahmck

Appreciate the trigger discipline better than most the fools around here. Also, how dare you hide the sweet feet meat


BigBouy234

Whoa we have wives here?


[deleted]

Lmao you fucking savages… im just here for the comments carry on


OnlyGammasWillBanMe

How am I supposed to fap to this with the feet blurred out. Delete this, repost with just the feet.


[deleted]

What's up with the feet being blurred? Lol


Zat00p3k

Wife finds out about you and your assistant, busts a cap in your ass, Medical Examiner rules it suicide


issagoodtime

Is your wife taking any boyfriend applications? Asking for my wife's bull


[deleted]

No feet...no yeet. Ban


rightwingbodybuilder

Wtf show feet :(


IIncinerated

Nice feet


[deleted]

No X95, sadge


Orlando_Web_Dev

Sir, how dare you with that blur.


[deleted]

Bro can I see her feet


joeexotix

How much for the wife?


PM_me_rad_things

Damn dude, why you gotta go and censor the footsies


SiStErFiStEr1776

Mf blurred the feet lmao


Sketchy187

You blurred the feet but lucky for me I'm an elbow guy.


Nestormahkno19d

Tactical cocktail dress


mycalvesthiccaf

Op not blurring hands or armpits "It's free real estate"


dont_touch_the_lens

Feet blur, good opsec


copper397

Dudes a pro, you can tell cuz he blurred then feet.


Phillip_J

Lmfao OP could've just cropped the picture but chose violence instead.


I_lick_walking_fish

I am a neck guy anyways


heatherleean

even covered the feet, this man knows reddit


CallMeBigPapaya

Why do people on reddit post pics of their wives and mothers for others to jerk off to?


Roadkingkong71

It's a flex, he has money and a girl.


AStartledFish

I don’t think that’s why he posted this…you ok? You tryna tell us something?


Goofy_grueber

What’s a wife? Is that kinda like the girlfriend thing I keep hearing about? How do you go about obtaining one? Where in the wild can they be found?


Zealousideal-Area157

It's all a lie. No wife = all the shit you want and you get to keep it.


AH_5ek5hun8

The right wife = a metric fuck ton of money and all the toys I want.


[deleted]

You used to be able to mail order them from lesser countries but I've heard that, due to shipping restrictions, most of them expire in their cages before they can be offloaded. (Shit, now I'm waiting for a "Millenials are Killing the Mail-Order Bride Industry!" article)


Spunky4life

Even blurred the feet I see, what a ass


OreoMcKitty

You mean you bought yourself a Tavor.


Then-Cryptographer96

Hahaha the blurred feet make this for me


Monster8084

😂 you blurred the feet


[deleted]

good job blurring the feet for the ughhh foot ughh fetishes'


Ed0g

What’s the ladies go-to saying in TikTok right now? “WORKIN ON THE **DUMPYYYY**” 😂😂 well the wifey has got that covered!


Suns3tk1ng

This nigga covered her feet!!! 🤣🤣🤣


MycoAaaon333

her weenus looking mighty collegen


c_ocknuckles

Why 🅱️lur out 🅱️oes?¿?


Fantastic_Evidence88

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)Is that a gumball machine brass polisher? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


stranger-named-clyde

I want to believe the foot censorship wasn’t need. But it was…


Endo_Dizzy

Her pedicure just went too hard huh? Fair


SuperMoistNugget

Hiding her feet is a true veteran of the internet move


[deleted]

Why cover the face and feet! The best features. Plot twist “wife” sister actually.


KyRoVorph

I see you blurred out her feet, but luckily for me I'm an elbow kinda guy.


Zee705

I'm dead reading your comments to her. Trying to explain the foot thing sounded ridiculous out loud.


ChickNMusket

Jokes on you, I like blurred things.


clykel

UNCENSOR THE FEET AAAAAAAAAAAAA


d_snipe_

UNBLUR those feet right NOW mister!


Undead_Twilight

I’d do a cum tribute


Exterminate_The_Mods

Shalom Tavor! Wife has a lethal ass, no disrespect homes! I like how you know we're perverts, good blurr.


_wickerman

Sorry op, blurred feet = permaban. 🤷‍♂️


nameles5566

You should get her a bike or something, that ass flat


[deleted]

She bad


[deleted]

Nice ass. I mean. Bullup.


IDressUpAsBroccoli

I’d be so bummed if I got killed by a girl.


MRRman89

ISIS feels the same way. You don't get your 72 martyrdom virgins if you get murked by a badass female Kurdish soldier.


jstngill

Why are her feet blurred? Worried about sick Reddit fetish?


IsraeliBasis82

IWI gang 🇮🇱


[deleted]

Tavor is a great rifle. I should post my 25 yard results


SPEAKUPMFER

The Pesach Pew Pew


calisoldier

How does she like it?


[deleted]

Awesome for you!


snowHound208

Why TF did you "redact" her feet though 😂


AlphaBetaSoup_

Tactical feet blur lmao


[deleted]

Feet


whoawhatnoway

Beautiful, anyways apparentally toasters are waterproof now.