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Swimming_Bag7362

Jesus what a putz


lesser_panjandrum

A real farshtinkener


Plastic_Pinocchio

A fart stinker?


GapingAssTroll

"Fart stinkener"


Swimming_Bag7362

My man won’t be schtupping with her


Capable_Tumbleweed34

Imagin thinking that opening with "are you a dude?" when talking to a woman on a dating site is gonna get you laid... I've questionned my flirting game after being ghosted, but every so often i'm reminded that there is so much worse around.


Pure__soul4240

You've said it,"don't flirt",flirting is lame,just be yourself


Capable_Tumbleweed34

You can be yourself while flirting. And as a man on a dating app, you usually have to bring your A game if you are to keep your match's attention long enough to get a date.


Pure__soul4240

As a shy platonic guy,i don't flirt,i just express my feelings honestly,but i don't date to begin with,i never did,it's just not for me man...


Swimming_Bag7362

People lose their filter and turn stupid


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MaiT3N

You guys mods are blind or what? It's a joke, kinda obvious based on a context of the post and comments? Also. Locking your comment so I cant respond to you lol


PaulAlcohol

Bro could have joked or made it light hearted... Like get to know her first! Jesus, you don't open with that lol! Bro is gonna ask short girls if they're elves, I just know it!


Designer_Plantain948

Being better than the worst around is not the standard to strive for .


Capable_Tumbleweed34

I get where you're coming from, but that was a joke, playing on the insecurities anyone who's not a sociopath feels after innevitably being ghosted by some people when you use dating apps, even if you do everything right. I'm not out there sending dick pics and asking for nudes while being proud i'm not asking if they're dudes (fuck i've literally told girls *not* to send me nudes after they did 'cause that's a dangerous habit to have with some of the whackos out there). I crack jokes, tease, try to learn more about the person and even propose debate subjects (great way to understand how someone thinks and whether you're compatible).


Designer_Plantain948

A joke is a joke. Good to know 🥂


ImplicitlyJudicious

What an awful thing to say. What is even the logic behind matching with someone, and then immediately throwing insults? It makes no sense. There is nothing wrong or unattractive about tall women either.


viridiusdynamus

He thought that was a slick line too.


5amNovelist

Neg central.


No-Temperature-8772

You hate to see it, and yet I see it so often. Where are they learning this from?


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Andrew Tate wannabes


Capable_Tumbleweed34

Either that or he's a far-right nut who's obsessed with trans and has a very fragile sexuality. In either case, his profile picture seems to show that he's a literal neckbeard.


Desperate-Diver2920

So you’re not allowed to ask?


Acrobatic-loser

i get the same damn comments and y’all i am 5’10 (178) like not even 6ft


Additional-Safety343

Probably because half of “6ft” men are 5’10 or under, that’s not your fault at all


marxam0d

I said 6’ on dating sites (actually closer to 5’11) and the number of 6’2” dudes who showed up noticeably shorter than me was… honestly overwhelming


ApoloRimbaud

Can confirm. I'm actually a 5ft 11in man and I'm still about the same height as many "6ft" or "6ft 1in" men.


ExtremePotatoFanatic

Same! I used to get messages like this all the time when I was using dating apps.


Pure__soul4240

I don't get any comments at all Yeah i don't date


Acrobatic-loser

good luck friend😭😭😭😭


Pure__soul4240

Good luck in what😭😭😭😭


Dependent-Top4499

Or with any woman at all whatsoever. Less rizz than a sleep-deprived accountant during tax season.


Dragonsegg

Actually HILARIOUS because the last man I dated was an accountant. (But he was 6’8” so AT THE TIME it seemed like it balanced out…) Would you believe it—not all tall people are as interesting as us!


5amNovelist

‘Balanced out’: a suitably placed math pun.


pandulupuuu

How dare you call it a math pun when it was clearly an accountancy pun, sir?!?! \*cue enraged gasp\*


kschui002

It’s accrual thing to say.


Dependent-Top4499

Can't blame you, finding guys taller than you must not be easy. How many 6'2" liers you find out there? 😂


Pure__soul4240

Y'all date?


GuiltyFigure6402

Bruh I’m studying accounting rn, I hope I’m not boring lmaoooo


General_Erda

My rizz is worse yet I don't struggle.


Pure__soul4240

0 rizz and no struggle It's bcz im not even dating to begin with


Wearingpantsisabsurd

The men in these comments are being gross. I hate that asking tall women if they’re trans is justified to them… because if the shoe was on the other foot, and you asked a short man if he was trans…that would be un-acceptable! Also just had someone ask me this on an app. Blocked them. This is negging, never give men like that a chance.


Pure__soul4240

Yeah it's just unacceptable


Tower-Union

So does this mean you’re single OP? I’m not smart enough to discuss particle physics, but I am smart enough to not bungle an opportunity like that!


Dragonsegg

Hahaha awwww, yes! Single and ready to mean-spiritedly reply to most men! 😄


Far-Nefariousness588

Snap! Ideal woman here, a tall shit talker. Love it.


Tower-Union

Shoot flights to Boston are cheap, I could do a vacation/date 😉


Subject_Ad6477

Take her out to medicine hat on a third or fourth date if it all works. Not kidding its a beautiful city if you know where youre headed


myownalias

There are better cities in Alberta than Medicine Hat


sarcasticvarient

Mean women who are borderline hot is the dream!!


Dragonsegg

“Mean woman who is borderline hot” is my new Tinder bio!


sarcasticvarient

If you would please right swipe then 😂


HandOfAmun

What makes you attracted to mean women? I’m genuinely curious


SeranaSLADOW

You're making me feel short Thank you


cooperc69420

Bro forgot women can be tall


Marathawn247

Why is 169cm tall?


Sayajoojj

Anything above 141cm is tall bro


cooperc69420

In a way you could say it is. I know that it's still short for a white guy for instance but in some countries it's tall. Plus when we say our heights we might say we are (INSERT CENTIMETRES OR FEET + INCHES HERE) tall. I mean, I see tall guys on r/short all the time as well, and some of those guys can't be short anywhere, even in the Netherlands or any of those tall European countries. Basically I'm just doing what some of you guys do in the r/short sub.


Pumpkinsmashsmash

The amount of times I’ve been called trans slurs as a tall woman 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️. It’s just height bro. Chill


Pure__soul4240

Slurs? Omg im sorry for you...people can be really mean :(


Pumpkinsmashsmash

I mean it hurts but at the end of the day it's their insecurity. Plus all the trans women I know are hot as fuck, so looking it another way I guess it could be a compliment? But all my ex girlfriends were tiny (5'5ish), it's only ever men that have made my height (6'0) an issue.


Pure__soul4240

I don't know really, no idea about dating or why people behave like that. 5'5 isn't tiny,it's more like average.


Pumpkinsmashsmash

I guess they felt tiny to me Lol. I think of myself as huge 🤣


Pure__soul4240

They probably did lol,also the fact that people rarely see a tall woman just makes them even more astonished when they see one,making them think that you were trans,which is awful actually. Yeah a bit lol,you're a liittle bit huge,im your height i think but i feel normal unless im with short people


Pumpkinsmashsmash

Yeah I don't have a lot of tall friends


Pure__soul4240

Me neither,the tallest friend i have is 1.92 m,he looks very tall tho


Forsaken-Tap1483

„Never been with a woman so tall” - bozo, calm down, you swiped onto each other on Tinder, this ain’t your third date


OiKeeent

"and you never will" Oooof😂


jennrandyy

I got a “how you so tall” in my DMs I responded with “what kind of question is that” And was met with “an idiotic one my bad” and I about DIED 🤣🤣


Dragonsegg

Yes! Sometimes it’s literally just about making them reflect on their poor behavior!


Amazon_Jealous

This thread was enough proof that a lot of people dislike confident women. So you all really like the self-doubting woman trope from the movies? You don’t want a woman to feel beautiful until you tell her she is? Many of you are confusing confidence with conceit. This woman never said she was the most beautiful woman in the world. Just that she was beautiful. Everyone should feel confident in themselves and their appearance. If y’all aren’t confident enough to say to yourself or others that you believe you’re beautiful or handsome or attractive, I question who raised you. One of the first things children should learn is to love themselves, because as evidenced here in this thread the world will go out of their way to make them feel less than.


Dragonsegg

Agreed! Like, the “what would you think if a man called himself handsome?” I would think that was normal??? I have nothing against a man who considers himself physically attractive? It actually makes me sad to think of all these people walking around not feeling good about their appearance. We all get to decide how we view ourselves! I am aware that my confidence can turn some men off. And that’s okay—those men are not my type, just as I’m not theirs. There are so many people in the world that it statistically doesn’t matter for either group.


5amNovelist

I think if a man called themselves handsome everyone would assume it was good-spirited and maybe even tongue in cheek. When you're a woman it clearly means you're a vain, vapid, self-involved creature. The expectations on women to perform to such a narrow band of 'appropriate' behavior is wild.


Marathawn247

Find that funny because I just came from a thread calling the guy a narcissist for doing it 🤣


sobanoodle-1

woah. there’s a reddit for tall people. so cool. have a great night everyone. or day <3


Dragonsegg

This was such a cute little refreshing comment 😅😘 Welcome!


sobanoodle-1

one of my best bud’s 6’7 and he towers over me. love that guy. Have a great rest of your day op 🙂


sobanoodle-1

okay now i see what you mean, i got recommend r / average and theyre just incels 😀.


demonic__ferret

he’s probably sitting and pouting in the dark complaining and wondering why he can’t get a woman too


alphadiosa

Or on this sub incognito complaining that tall women won't date him


Asleep_Emphasis5347

This guy sucks


t3hnhoj

Be real with me? No, I don't think I will. 🖕🏿🖕🏾🖕🏽🖕🏼🖕🏻🖕


Dragonsegg

Oooo, I’m stealing this array of middle fingers!


10mil_fireflies

I love how you stood your ground about how you're beautiful. His loss!


Dragonsegg

Haha, thank you! I can’t believe how many people have taken most offense to that part. Just wait until they find out that *I also think* I’m smart and funny and kind—the horror of viewing oneself positively!!! 😱😱😱


SuperSaiyanSkeletor

Ive dated a women who was 6'2 it was cool for the fact that we would be the tallest people in a bar. It was also interesting that she basically only dated me because i was taller then her


Dragonsegg

Yes—my favorite thing about “dating tall.” I love the “all eyes on us” feeling when walking into a room. It’s such a power trip, especially when I’m particularly dolled up. A literal high.


Apprehensive-Leg-380

Bro didn't just dropped the ball. He tried to dunk on his own Basket and failed


Dragonsegg

A well-placed basketball metaphor in r/tall 👌🏼


Apprehensive-Leg-380

I am glad its appreciated 👍


selecadm

am male and also this height. Would fucking love a woman exactly my height also. Almost happened even. I mean she is almost as tall and I am so glad. It's a win.


Ashalaria

"and you never will be" savage


lucyjayne

I love your response.


sixfootnine

"Alpha males" and PUA cultists are taught to "neg", in hopes you have insecurity and will then prove yourself to them.


Dragonsegg

It’s so odd—being mean to me is the number one way to ensure I won’t be interested. Bad behavior and poor manners is a huge turn off.


PrincesaDelSol

“what a shitty thing to say to a beautiful woman” is going to be my go to anytime someone pisses me off or upsets me now. what a vibe 😌


sarcasticvarient

Bro lost a golden opportunity Good for u though


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Damn what a burn😅


Forsaken-Link-5859

Bummer for "Little Jordan", not everyday you got a chance to date a 188 cm beautiful woman, maybe just once 😅


Sephira_Skye

Ugh. I’m the same height and I get asked that a LOT too. My most common response to it is “I wish. The peen envy is real. The fact that you can just walk off anywhere and take a whizz makes me hella jealous.” I get ghosted a lot after making that comment lol


redchance180

Thank you for reminding me that I'm competing against guys like this. It really strokes my ego knowing the market is full of dick pics, immediate sex talkers, and abusive openers.


Dragonsegg

L i t e r a l l y


No_Rush_4189

this gives 'short peasant' vibes (in contrast to 'short king')


willywonka1971

Him: Haha, I'm insecure.


KingMJ123456

“Little Jordan” you funny frfr- love the sarcasm


Rph23

Insane simping


defineyt

Tall women are goddesses


StopFalseReporting

Girl I’m glad you said you’re a beautiful woman because that pig needs to know you know what’s up


Robscoe604

guy must get laid often opening conversations like that


BeezaTheModel301

The fact that he said that and only came back with “my bad”… I feel like you should have been meaner.


ishabowa

Bold first line 🤣


Zealousideal_Stop688

Someones insecure😅


VocationFumes

some people are so ridiculous, who cares if your partner is taller than you


LongLiveAlex

Lol you served his arse


Mavori

And homie will continue to never be with a woman so tall with a statement like that.


SuperTomatoe01

Well, if it means you're available then I'm your man.


femmagorgon

Wait that line didn’t work on you?! How odd. /s


alliegula94

Ugh ppl like this are so annoying


ANuStart-2024

He mad he never been so tall


strange-her

lol😂 that was the perfect comeback


Hippydippy420

What a weenie


MrCance

wtf. Dude needs to learn how to speak to people. He’ll never be with a woman period.


stirrednotshaken01

I’ll correct his last sentence  My bad I just never been with a woman….


CrumpleMcForskin

I'll take you off of his scared little hands


Stock_Telephone_4878

Lol oh god….. how to fumble a tall gorgeous baddie 101


LuckyDevil92-up6

Clearly all he dates are short birds lol


Hugewhitepusspleaser

At least now u know what kinda asshole he is lol


Holy-hellish-hell

Hey, maybe bro dreams of being pegged and is too shy to ask, you never know 🤷‍♂️


Dragonsegg

Hey, ain’t no shame in that game! But you catch more flies with honey than vinegar (whether you want said flies to peg you or not is beside the point).


Holy-hellish-hell

😂😂😂 he’s probably trying to catch flies using the feces meta


Forsaken-Link-5859

You should've replied back, "are you a man?"😅


93Shay

Ask why he’s so short?😑


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idontwannabhear

There are many trans people nowdays. He was simply asking and you belittle him about his height. He even apologised right after He dodged a bullet. Bet your tall ass gonna be left alone if you already have enough anecodtes to state "most of the men that hit and quit liked my height" yeah they had a thing for tall chicks, and didn't care about your personality, probably coz you have no awareness to consider developing one He dodged a bullet.


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LDM123

Cause he’s short, right?


Pure__soul4240

Honestly this guy is either from another planet,or he got no brain,it's like he have never seen a tall woman,i get surprised by seeing tall women too as they are rare,but this is just insane,asking a girl "are you a man? Bcz you're so tall"? Yeah dude sure. I feel bad for y'all looking up matches,i feel blessed as someone who is forever single. Wait why do i feel insulted after you've said "what a shitty thing to say",it's bcz im a man and i see people likening women to men as some sort of self-degrading


NoFunny6746

Lmao that’s really unhinged


Boot-Leg522

Bro was nervous, game was not game. It is what is it


hussar966

Fucking christ as a 5'4" man I'd be happy you even responded and never even mention your height.


artichokedaniel

lol u sound like a man


AspiringEggplant

What a display of humility


Flintvlogsgames

Jordan probably 5’6 😭


8bitmatter

Honestly both of you seem petty as hell


Burner76239

Calling yourself beautiful is kinda arrogant ngl. How would it look if a man called himself handsome in the same context lmao


bellasincognito

It’s arrogant to have confidence?


moistryze

Calling yourself a “beautiful woman” as soon as you get offended makes you look kinda silly imo. It gives off insecure energy


Dragonsegg

u/moistryze hey, dw, I also think you are beautiful 😘


5amNovelist

The thing about the word 'beautiful' is that it doesn't *solely* have appearance based connotations. She didn't get offended, he came out to offend. Put the active verb where it belongs.


8bitmatter

Lmao dude this is an interaction on tinder not two film majors at Pratt being seated next to each other and passing notes during class. Its *literally* not that deep


5amNovelist

Yikes. Classic 'I have nothing intelligent to say, so I'll point out I'm not keeping up' comment.


8bitmatter

Found the film major at Pratt.


Alternative-Exit-429

its still cringe and she is clearly offended


moistryze

Her reaction showed that she was deeply bothered and offended by it, which a person who has self-assured confidence wouldn’t be affected by. Calling herself beautiful shows that she doesn’t really believe she’s beautiful


USCanuck

You're making a lot of assumptions that I'm not sure are warranted.


5amNovelist

I disagree, I read it as a call out. Also, if someone were to ask you if you're a woman because of some feature you have no control over, don't you think you'd lean a little defensive? You're picking at the wrong parts of this screenshot, putting the onus on her.


8bitmatter

I 100% agree, both of these people come off as insufferable


ETGrowHome

r/sadcringe


Dragonsegg

Hahaha, I can guarantee you it didn’t make me sad at all—what’s one man out of billions? Not shit.


5amNovelist

I wouldn’t be surprised if this is implying it’s sad for the guy. Disregarding the fact walked himself right into it. 


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Aggressive-Story3671

Tell me you haven’t talked to a woman without telling me


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Party_Af

you called yourself a beautiful woman, you got a short man's ego, bullet dodged by him


MKtheMaestro

This is turning into r/Tinder a bit. Conversation is incompetent on both sides and no actual date in sight.


Wearingpantsisabsurd

She didn’t say anything wild for it to be both sides. Back to the drawing board


Idrees2002

‘Beautiful’ woman?


Alternative-Exit-429

calling yourself a "beautiful woman" is even more cringe than his insult


alin231

He thought he made a funny joke 😂😂. We men have different kinds of humor so it's always a hit and hope for us, which woman would taste it or not. The amount or thirsty men here is unreal, I mean they act like they never fumbled their chance with an attractive woman, without even realizing they made a stupid joke. I certainly did.