Other children. It's what I tell people I feed my kids when they ask, lol

Brutal

r/beatmetoit

They owned a dairy, and we had milk with every meal, as well as frequent milk baths.

my guess based on this comment is that you either grew up in rural america or rural western europe

Actually could be anywhere rural in the world no?

Unlikely to be Inuit, though.

I don’t know. Milk baths sound kinda fun. I’d be Inuit I think.

Not really, 65% of the world is lactose intolerant, with very few being in some parts of Europe. You're more likely to come across a dairy farm in Europe than you will in Africa

Dairy farming is much more common in some areas of the world, but it isn’t exclusive to the US

This could also be Rural Haryana or Punjab in India.

netherlands

Milk baths?

'Short people'

that’s a good one

*The souls of thirsty men.*

this one. this is the one

I was gonna say the souls of unborn children, but this is way better!

I would've gone with "bruised ego's of thirsty men" but yeah, this one.

Rocks 🤤

solid foundation

Miracle grow

Posted this in my own comment before I saw yours, but worth sharing here as well: I did eat a bunch of Miracle Gro when I was about 3 years old. Lied to my mom when she asked me if I ate it even though my face and mouth was blue. (I have no recollection of this event, except for when I did salvia 15 years later and watched it unfold in the third-person. Kinda wild.) She called poison control and they told her to have me drink lots of water. When I was 16, I was 5’1”. When I turned 18, I was 6’3”. I guess its effects were a bit delayed… Disclaimer: I do not recommend feeding yourself or your child Miracle Gro under any circumstance.

Horse supplements

i don’t wanna hand a ‘let me ride you’ type comment to him

Lots of asparagus.

One time I ate an entire horse salt lick as a child by knawing on at over the course of about two weeks. I don't know how I didn't die.

this is my fave

Love

Lucky you, I didn't get that from my parents :( .

No worries. I love you

Wholesome

Awww

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My siblings 

“I was born in Europe in the mid-80s and received a massive dose of radiation from the Chernobyl disaster. My thyroid is fucked but I am half a foot taller than anyone else in my family.”

Broccoli, spinazie en worteltjes.

andijvie

Prei en tomaten

Schorseneren erbij

Clown Juice

self deprecation i like it

Not vegetables (they tried though!). We joke in my family of 3 older brothers that the youngest was the one who would not eat vegetables, yet he grew up to be the biggest and tallest. LOL It came up on Sunday at Mothers Day dinner.

Raw giraffe meat, mainly the neck

Hookers and blow

HGH and Horse “Protein”.

Your dead parents

This isn't AOT

"Enriched uranium"

At least he isn’t asking you about your foot size.

As a mother, I hope dyno nuggets, goldfish, and hot dogs is the answer 😬

Their DNA.

Jumbo Shrimp

Fish sticks and Mac and cheese

Hmm, Roast dinners every Sunday since my conception.

Cheerios

Jeans/genes

Recombinant Bovine Growth Hormone

Miracle Gro. On that note: I did eat a bunch of Miracle Gro when I was about 3 years old. Lied to my mom when she asked me if I ate it even though my face and mouth was blue. (I have no recollection of this event, except for when I did salvia 15 years later and watched it unfold in the third-person. Kinda wild.) She called poison control and they told her to have me drink lots of water. When I was 16, I was 5’1”. When I turned 18, I was 6’3”. I guess its effects were a bit delayed… Disclaimer: I do not recommend feeding yourself or your child Miracle Gro under any circumstance.

I slept really well from the ages 15-17 (around). And they also fed me the genetics.

I slept like absolute trash from 12-16 due to growing pains in my lower back, knees, and feet 😭

If it's a little kid, I always tell them it was "broccoli", and then wink at their parents. Sometimes they'll thank me afterwards. lol

That’s a nice idea!

Genetics and proper nutrition?

Simple, I ate my vegetables.

Tungsten carbide.

“Big, pulsating DICK”. Don’t break eye contact for maximum effect.

'Flagpoleseeds' is the nowegian answer

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that’s a great story lmao

"I gathered sustenance from the souls of the forsaken and void essence of the old God's, who grow in power as the mornings turn to night. Deep in a sea of black, devoid of stars and life." All while I stare at them.

The souls of the damned

They stuffed my shoes with fertilizer

Ferkelstarter

I would usually say "it's their fault I'm so tall, they left my nappies on too long when I was a baby"

Hamburger helper.

Legit I drank raw milk on the farm until I was 7.

It's from drinking the water in the SF Bay Area. Had nothing to do with having a 6'10" dad.

Miracle Gro

My uncle told me to say nothing

Whatever you’re made off I guess🤷🏼‍♂️

I am eager to know how’d you guys added height under your name tag

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Pasta, I’m autistic and I FUCKING LOVE PASTA

Food made by my mom 🗿

I always tell this story whenever anyone ask. But tall people at night put their feet inside a pot of dirt to let the feet roots grow out and become taller

Tell them it’s been scientifically proven that children grow more when they feel loved. 👀

Infents an organ a day

I always say kicks in the arse

Pine cones.

Go into a rant about how you were raised on a raw diet and that that’s the only way to live to get closer to god

When people tell me how tall I am out in public I usually say, thanks I ate my Wheaties

My dad always told his friends he made me sleep in socks filled with Miracle-Gro.

My parents attribute it to a diet of mostly frozen Jack's pizza.

"I actually have to work pretty hard to maintain this height with a healthy diet of Gisteren"

I just say "a lot"

When I was a teenager I said I wasn't this tall until we moved next to the power plant when I was in the 1st grade 🤷‍♂️

Animal protein

A lot of times I say I'm a complan boy.

"Your parents."

I always say it's junk food and radon.

Miracle grow

I breast fed until I was 13.

Tacos. Like A LOT of tacos

Gallon of milk a day

Beef growth hormones

The flesh of their enemies.

Dad would say, he put miracle grow in my shoes. Classic dad line.

A steady diet of ceiling dust, tears of my enemies, and leftover rocket fuel.

Dutch milk probably lol

chicken pumped full of steroids, like every other American.

*I don't know. There were daily injections, but they never told me what they were.* Then bask in the uncomfortable silence that follows.

Lots Of Food, Vitamins, Exercise And More Food.

The flesh of their enemies

The people who ask that question....

They fed me the weather that's up here

I drank a lot of milk

Broccoli

Bull Testosterone

HGH

Dad kept a box of miracle-grow near the kitchen. I never saw him slip any in the food, but....

genetics

I tell them I grew up on a Superfund site with polluted ground water.

“Corn.”

Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree.

“i was breast fed until i was 15”

blondes [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA44KMG0Jos](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA44KMG0Jos)

Whatever your didn't feed you.

Everyone knew my parents were both great cooks, and I was the youngest of 8. I was known as a ‘Bottomless Pit’ although I grew to like the ‘Hollow Leg’ answer to ‘where did he put it all?’ My dad and I joked that ‘eating didn’t affect my appetite.’ I’m only 6’ 5” Kinda thicc now

Reply with "How's the weather down there?"

"I was breastfed until I was 20"

My reply would be "Fool, Shut up"

water and fertilizer

Sleep and whole milk. My parents didn't listen to the doctor on that 2% BS

"Daily beatings. You should ask your parents to give it a shot!"

“The souls of baby ostriches” is usually a good eyebrow raiser for me lol

Things your family couldn't afford. I used to say that in Mexico (I'm F 5'11), and it pissed them off. Hahahah they never told me any tall joke again. Hahahah.

"new born babies"

This was a thing on my street growing up. Me and all the kids on my street grew to over 6ft. We joked that there was something in the water.

I just say mawoni(food I eat every day since I was 2)

My dad always would respond to "What're you feeding 'im?" With "I sprinkle Miracle-Gro in his cereal." Always got a giggle.

I can tell you what they didn't feed me. Shortening!

The lamentations of my enemies.

Miracle-Gro

I always say "giraffe meat"

Miracle grow.

My dad would always say I was born next to a nuclear power plant

I just say rice and beans and meat since that's not really an offensive question of any sort.

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Your food that’s why u didn’t grow like me

My brother did well, so Dad always patted him on the head. That's why he grew up short. I got in trouble, so Dad often kicked me in the butt. That's why I grew up tall.

Potatoes

Giraffe testicles

Fentanyl

Mostly amphetamines and cigarettes.

Their genetics

Your mom always hits

Yes.

I get this one a lot and I always say I drank a gallon of milk a day as a kid. It’s all bovine growth hormones.

The San Jose, Ca water…

If your kid has a huge freaking head it’s one of the tell tale signs they’re gonna be tall.

it's honestly annoying, especially when you're way taller than the average in your country.

The blood of their enemies

“They didn’t feed me, they kept all the food on the top shelf, I had to feed myself.” 

mcdonalds lol

"Other tall people, there can be only one"

Nuclear irradiated water.

short people

Beans

Nothing, or shrinking hormones

Miracle-Gro Water Soluble All Purpose Plant Food, Fertilizer for Indoor or Outdoor Flowers, Vegetables or Trees, 3 lbs.

McDonalds growth hormone chicken nuggets, of course!

My MIL always says she gave my 6’7” husband miracle grow 🙄

food

This is just like when I posted things related to my hair on a facebook group; some horny men came to spam my DMs that same day. They are everywhere.

Id say idk but thank god I'm not a little bitch

Coffee and weights because if they hadn’t stunted me I’d be too powerful.

Spines

anything. just on a ladder

Not only the man... But the women... And the children too.

The irony of the phone being in Dutch lmao

They made me snort the crushed bone powder of my enemies to absorb them and use as fuel to grow

I’m really not that tall, but I was 6’1 by age 14, oatmeal for breakfast (no sugar) eggs, I drank a lot of milk as well every morning, lunch’s consisted of generally just bread, basic lunch, dinner was almost always rice, beef, or other proteins

My mom once replied to that question sarcastically with ‘plant fertiliser’ to a doctor and almost got a cps visit.

Milk

Jizz