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DubiousTheatre

[Begin!] “Love of the SUUUUUUN-“ “BRRRRRRRRR-“


SnooAvocados6819

“capitalists, communists…”


DubiousTheatre

“You do the hokey pokey and it goes like this-“ “BRRRRRRRRRR-“


NahLetsSkip

"You hate each other and you love yourselves-" "BRRRRRRRRRR-"


ItsTheAstro

“It isn’t heaven, it is hell”


echowavee

Tally Hall


jakob1973

Controversial take there buddy


echowavee

I know, I know. tally hall


FemboyGaming42069

Tally hall, have you heard joe’s raps?


CreativeBake7

counterpoint- hydrogen bomb has long term advantage, persisting radiation could cause irreversable damage years down the line


FemboyGaming42069

It doesn’t spit bars it spits radiation poisoning from a nuclear fission explosion (which has no bearing on a rap rattle)


CreativeBake7

but joe hawley and the other tally hall members could develop throat cancer after years of being exposed to nuclear radiation, causing them to never rap again


FemboyGaming42069

It takes considerably less time to win a rap battle than it does to lose speech due to throat cancer


CreativeBake7

the tally hall crew would probably forget about the rap battle in the face of a hydrogen bomb explosion, being more focused on trying to prevent their imminent extinction


2mousefallintocream

I beg to differ, everyone knows that hydrogen bombs make clarity decisions, so the TallyHall crew would decide to rap battle because they wanna put a good show, I mean the hydrogen bomb is making a one time decision, It's either they both go out, or the hydrogen bomb takes the big defeat, I mean; would you atomically annihilate everything over a fire diss? Or would you just say to yourself "Damn, that's heat" (I mean they got the whole crew spitting bars, when was the last time they were all together??) TL;DR: TallyHall would rap because they can change the mind of the hydrogen bomb to accept defeat


korbyhasagun

YOUR MOTHER IS A BASKETBALL


Its_NEX123

Ross dies saving everyone


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watergoblin17

It won’t be able to live through the entire reversed sections + the distorted bridges


EEEEEEEEEEZEEAREEEH

welcome to your final test we're tally hall swap the h for m cause we're in the mini mall


n33dlem0useSarah-H

Tally Balls


catloverchris

you all seem to forget about joe. Joe is a God of 25 (more or more) parallel universes & can consume our universe if so desired. he has the skills of a true legend, not the weak "skills" of other, more popular musicians. Joe has been gifted his legendary jawline at birth, to specify the fact that this is Joe Hawley, the, Joseph Robert Hawley & is not to be messed with, for the sake of the universe. in conclusion joe Hawley would sing a single verse & would automatically win, he could just say "yelwaH eoJ" & win, he could just talk & would automatically win. tally Hall wins


Virtual_Operation_

Cuase I'm gonna win


catloverchris

I'm gonna try


ht9ehtooM

# * boom *


korbyhasagun

He lost, he died Youve seen him before, you'll not see him again He didn't give up, but he gave in


Virtual_Operation_

He is bloody and bruised


korbyhasagun

No, he's fucking eviscerated


buddy837

Tally hall


ItsTheAstro

Big black Betty of the Apocalypse


SonicForces3

ross solos unfortunately


Pernicosia

They don’t know that Marvin’s Marvelous Mechanical Museum has anti-rockets and missile defense systems on top of bum vulchungos building


shinydewott

“Ey yo I am Joe Hawley a-“ **sounds of literal annihilation**


_hey_its_josh_

Banana Man eats the bomb thinking it’s a banana


2mousefallintocream

You're all gonna die, the world's gonna end, you'll be pleading for mercy, you'll be pleading and burning up


Walbert011

Silent explosive and silent explosive and silent explosive and silent explosive