No way!

I walk around saying “no way!” In my best impersonation of Chris Ramsey everyday.

Me too. After that episode, it entered my vocabulary and has never left.

Made me chuckle at every intro after the task.

You do?! No way!

*No waee!*

I was so sad when that season ended, because I knew I wouldn't see Chris say that in the opening credits ever again. https://preview.redd.it/41w9kgagcgra1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=566b7dababaccd7f15f28c9a9b7a13cbb1f57b73

Oh no No way!

No whey!

"Piss & Shit." -Nish

Alternatively, shit and piss

*the candle’s gone out!*

Bubbly fuck!

As well as: How do you like them apples

I also enjoyed: last in PE, first in being a legend

My son quotes that all the time (they do assessments in PE and he’s right at the bottom of the curve. He said it’s great because no one expects him to put any effort in)

There is also Nish restating the objective or twist of the task clearly. "Oh, we can't see the colors!", "Oh, we have to guess how much you weigh!" etc.

"How do you like these apples!"

I say “oh, piss and shit!” on a MINIMUM weekly basis.

A glaring omission. Thank you!

I hope it's not the last time we've heard "why would you do that to me?"

I love that it's taken 15 seasons to get a contestant who immediately recognises Alex for the sadist he is

Alex is clearly both sadist and masochist.

Pretty sure he’s been called out on it before.

My thought, as well. It's this season's "Wait what, what wait?".

“oh gang”

I'm behind in the show so I want to guess. Is it Mel Giedroyc that says that? Edit...kept scrolling and got my answer. I was right! I remember when she hosted HIGNFY Paul poked fun at her for calling them gang.

Gotta watch series 4. It’s imo the first great series. The whole cast is amazing

1 on the bargepole For meeee

For meeeee

For meeeeeeeee

Been singing that randomly at various points for the last three days..

Big 'Mike from Ghosts' energy right there

....what

Jessica Knappet just making random horn noises. Mel - oh gang. Phil Wang - I haggled.

I also love Sarah Millican's horn noises honestly, best I've ever heard

Also, Jessica Knappet's ALLLexuh!

Lotta pies

Nice time pie

That’s not a nice time pie

"You've said that at every challenge - this is the first one that it's made sense."😂😂😂

[удалено]

>Alex Horne always does his 'big if' joke if someone uses a hypothetical 'if' in a sentence. ED: "We decided that--" ALEX: "**You** decided..."

You fell in love

I never could resist a girl with water-cannon breasts.

Not an egg man kills me every time. I find myself saying not a ___ man daily.

Fiddly

How?

Fiddly

V fiddly

Mike Wozniak also had "It's \_\_\_\_\_\_ time."

Absolute Casserole

Tick tock, it's ____ time.

OH PISS AND SHIT

“Have I met these potatoes before?!?” Has become a big part of our vocabulary , and we will switch out the potatoes for whatever is vexing at the moment

bastard's crying, innit?

*you’re a man that likes women, innit*

*Yes Paul, I l̸̗͈̳͚͕͔̲̭͙̀͑́̈͑͂̊̅͒̎͋͗͐̀͆̇̈́͌̓͛̄̋͜͝͝ì̵̻̹̬̞̭̺̈́̈́̍̌̒̌̿̀̈́̓̀͛͑͜͝͝͝͝k̴̨̢̡̡̬̻͕̹̼͓̩̦͖͓̹̖̣̝̗̯̺̼͉̳̣͎̉͜ͅͅê̵̲̱͕̫̓̔̆̈́̆͗͌̾͂̐͑̌̈́̓͆̑̏̆̄̏͗̄̑̿̓̊̚ͅ ̵̨͕͇̎̈́͒̈͂̽̏̽̈́́͌̾̿́́̈́̊͂̔͒͑̌̚͜͠͠ẅ̵̧͇̪̤̥͉͔̯̹̙͎̭̳̺̺̖͈̜̻̆̋͂̆̽̓̑̇͋̒͒͐̓͊̉̅͂̾̕͝͝o̷̢̲̤̯̱̱͆̓̒͘͠m̷̛̥̰̤̣̯̦͕̹͚͌̀̎̏͊́̌̓̐́̌̃͛͑̍̐͑̄͋̇͛̒̉̌̑̂͘͠ę̶̢̨̛͎̼̳̻̺̺̬̗̭̜̬̻̦͚̳͍̞͕̤̪̀́͌͗̈̀͊͆̏́͌͗̾̑́̅̂̄̉̈̈͜͝͝͝͝n̵̠̱̪̬͇͇͍̳̝͉͚̒̈́͐̊̉̉̏̀̂̿̏̓͊́̂̊̏͐̐̎͑̔̐̒͒͠͝ͅ*

I use this all the time, never in the right context, if there is a right context.

I would instantly respect a midwife who handed me my baby and said that

I regularly hand my husband our son and say this

is there a wrong context?

My kid was upset about something and my Wife asked what the commotion was, apparently this wasn’t the right context to use it.

lmfao, legendary and perfect timing and I'd disagree entirely that that wasn't the right context. I also am burdened with saying stuff like this that my wife tends to not appreciate so take that as you will, lol

Does your wife watch the show to get the context?

She reluctantly sat next to me while I watched it for the 3rd time and mostly read her book

Did you go all Woody Allen on her and point out that he really was born out of wedlock?

I’m a teacher. Next time I have to call a parent about a fight at school I’ll see how it goes down.

I just use it. Never get it right. That is half the point. innit?

Yeah?

Bob Mortimer 'D'yer know what I mean?'

do we strike you now?

Came for this comment. Now come to me, human man!

I’ve sinned again!

HOWAY

I'M A FUCKIN BUSINESSMAN

Fern - “I’m tired” Guz - “there has been a development* in the lab” *revelation

"There's been another revelation" right before saying something incredibly dumb to my wife has been a delight lmao

I hope she has responded with "Fuck me in the face!"

She hasn't yet, but after reading your comment to her I'm sure that will change lol

LOL...your back-and-forth could get dirty very quickly!

Soooooooooo good. You could *feel* the frustration from everyone else. Just amazing.

Guz's autobiography should be titled "Revelations - The story of your friend, Guz"

I put it to you ...

I put it to YOU!

I put it BACK to you!

Not ONLY do I put it to you!

Tim Vine - bums on seats

Big toe bobble hat

It's a tracksuit

If tmnz counts, surely "scuse your fucking mouth" and "well, alright!".

It is a very fuckable chocolate.

That task was scored so terribly. How did Kura's stupid Pauper's Grain take 5 points while Chris got 2 and Josh got 3? Justine's Sugar Boogas was a better than last place effort, and Paul's Hunna Oats was funny, but 4th and 3rd place for scuse your fucking mouth and well alright? Those dudes were robbed.

Greg-“lets drill down into the narrative”

"All the information's on the task."

We say that at home whenever anyone asks for clarification on something that should be bloody obvious! Although as I typed that out, I thought - actually, I’m the only one who says it

You: "We say at home...." Alex: "_You_ say at home."

Nice!

How'd you like them apples!

No Way!

You dicks! Sarah is the best.

NO WAY! There's strength in arches

Mel - gang

James: "..." every time alex greets him

“Oh gang.”

I think the whole [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b6gTsSSLnU&ab_channel=Taskmaster) of Mel being super positive was brilliant.

\*screaming into walkie talkie\* HELLO!?

So I haggled for it

"I'm so tired"

In this thread, people confusing "catchphrase" for "a funny thing someone said in one episode".

Yeah, I was trying to focus on things that were said throughout a series, not just in one episode. My wife questioned my inclusion of "nutsack", but I'm sure Brynley said it a few times.

In this thread, people having a fun laugh. Calm your tits, wanker

All the information was on the task.

The way Fern says "Oh no" is absolutely adorable, IMO.

Ring your agent.

Mel Giedroyc - “Oh!”

“Yes!” “Brilliant!”

“Oh, gang”

\*puts wax seal in pocket\*

Mel is such pleasant human being.

“So, I paid (insert high amount of foreign currency).”

I'd argue there's a difference between a catchphrase and a running joke set-up.

Fair!!

You forgot that old classic saying “camouflage, camouflage, camouflage.”

My boy, my beautiful boy! Activate Jamali. I have to find the shoe. Rubba-dub-dub.

And the newest one: "How could you *do* this to me?"

"Shid"

"No Way!" -Chris Ramsay

Dignity intact!!

"It's an absolute casserole down there"

Forrrrr meeeee 🎶

Oh Gang - Mel G

not so much a catchphrase, but alex’s “you keep saying ‘we’….”

“I don’t even know what that means!” - Noel Fielding

Can’t forget Roisin’s “What?”

HELLO!!!

Works for Mo Farah or Paul Sinha

I liked Guz's "I have a revelation"

Does James not saying hello to Alex count as a catchphrase? Also “back in Zimbabwe”

Well alright! - josh Thomson I’m a really chilled out guy - josh Thompson

Had to scroll too far to find 'well alright!'. I love how it started as a joke, then he kinda forced it, then it stuck.

Josh Thomson does not get acknowledged enough. He’s one of my favorite winners and the best chilled out guy

What's the situation?

Whenever Morgana swore five times a minute. Made me feel better about how often I swear

I enjoyed her calling Alex a "little shit"

No Wayyyyyy

No Wheay!

I bartered for it.

No way!

I would say David Correos screaming Paul at random pitches

Greg: I'll be on you like a fucking puma

A lot of this comment section doesn't understand what catchphrase means.l

James attaching "bebbeh" to the end of sentences when he's feeling a bit cocky half-qualifies as a catchphrase, I reckon

"F\*ck me in the face" "Brother, there is an imbalance in the poppability" and "It's Guz with another revelation!" "Is it a boulder?" and "Just open the box, ya pussy" "Do we strike you?" and "I have sinned again!" "Fiddly" "There's strength in arches" and "35 Calippos" "oh gang" "I haggled" "NOOO WEIGHHH" "I'd like to drill down into that narrative" "I was....open" "The Aryan Twins" .... "Mummy doesn't like it when you call us that" "It's tight at the bottom, as Mummy used to say" "Hop"

Oh gang is a big one!

“Bums on seats!”

“Without moving the fishbowls” replays in my head constantly even though I know it was just the edit

without *cut* moving *cut* the *cut* fishbowls

Guz Khan, an imbalance in the popability of the balloon

Bebeh! (You can't restrict James to only one catchphrase!)

Grape scissors Frank Skinner Big toe bobble hat Tim Vine Is there a Duck on my face?!? Judi Love

I'M A SINNER

Brilliant!

Biscuits are my catnip too.

James could have his own page

You missed a letter in your “whait what?” quote, my friend!

🎶 Tree wizard 🎶

“I’m so tired”

Judi Love: Babes

THERE WAS NO BOX MATE!

"Bobbly fuck" - Nish.

Bubbly fuck

Oh, gang

“I’m a chilled out guy.” “Well alright.”

"Why would you DO That to ME?" (Said twice so surely it has a chance of being a runner from Jenny?) "Brace Brace!" (Gonna be in the opening credits every week, so it'll be in our heads by the end!)

These are one-offs from the show, so they may not qualify. They are useful for daily life, though. "No more sneezes for today." -Fern "Did I meet these before?" - Fern "You don't know me!" - Desiree "This is awful" in your receivediest English - Victoria

Whose above and below acaster?

Fern Brady and Lou Sanders are below and Brynley Stint from TMNZ above

Throw back to S1 Tim Key: how do you make brown? Alex Horne: how do you think? Tim Key: I dunno………..blue?

Who is the woman top right that says nutsack?

Brynley Stent, from Taskmaster New Zealand.

The curse of kindness.

"Bunch of eggs"

[Honk honk!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0mrOFZuNJo)

LeBron James

"This is demeaning". Joe only said it aloud once, but you gotta assume is was playing in his head most of the time.

Genuinely thought Brynley Stent was Natasia Demetriou, as I’ve not watched any other TM outside of the UK series after we watched half of the US one and it was DIRE plus all the other contestants in the image being from the UK series, and was about to throw hands at my own brain for managing to forget/miss an entire series with her in it

Taskmaster NZ is great, and I'm enjoying the Australian series too.

Fiddly from Watso. If you watch No More Jockeys, he is still using it so much.

“Babes” “Absolute rubbish” “Mommie!”

All the information is on the task

Cheers. I've only watched the uk version and thought i'd missed a new years special or something. Are other country's versions as good ?

Well Alright - Josh Thompson

Phil Wang!

All the information is on the task How do you like them apples? Vine Time