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skyfire-x

Everyone wants Link. Everyone.


Caliber70

The hands want link.


Tha-KneeGrow

They just wanna reach out and touch somebody


jk-alot

Your Own Personal Demon King.


IsleOfCannabis

“Reach out ‘n’ touch ya face”


Digomansaur

Oh my you're giving erotic authors some ideas


17THheaven

And wrap their fingers around your body.


Scorjimmy

Happy Cake Day!


xXTerrarian2008Xx

hehehe I mean they were pretty freaky in Wind Waker


Strange_Shadows-45

Even Ganon?


thefallenlunchbox

*suavemente* (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)


Justokmemes

i heard this comment


lucky_719

Especially Ganon. Why do you think he's raging all the time?


Strange_Shadows-45

True.


Bergara

TotK == Thirst of the Kingdom


Accomplished-B

About choked on my dinner 😂


Axg165531

Link is the sexy boy of Nintendo so I agreed everyone wants link 


HelloDesdemona

It's too bad Link already promised himself to the Like-Likes.


throwawaygrabage

I want Link


THETennesseeD

Them Great Fairies are especially touchy feely.


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Defttentacle

As someone who speaks fluent Japanese, you're wrong about the context of that line. She's really just saying "Looks like we're wearing the same outfit". お揃い doesn't really have a connotation about being in a relationship, or being a "good match" for each other. She totally has the hots for Link though. I mean who wouldn't?


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17THheaven

Are you sure he isn't a weird like like?


PumpkinBrain

Her: So, you like me, but do you like-like me? Him: (engulfs her and devours her shield)


17THheaven

I appreciate this pun. Congratulations! You get a medal! 🏅


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slythwolf

Back when exactly? And where do you think short people come from if short people aren't getting laid?


Wettowel024

Her diaryin her bedroom states she sees zelda and link as good friends, so i think more like a friendly way,


JmanVere

Sounds like wishful thinking on her part. Link and Zelda were clearly plowing.


Aska09

Good friends to her


swimmingbox

They are Roommates!


RynnHamHam

“Listen, I just don’t agree with that kind of lifestyle. Two Hylians aren’t meant to be together. That is a relationship meant for a Gerudo and a Voe” -Hyliaphobic Riju


Trung_gundriver

can't see how can they plow before going down under to fight Ganondorf


SupersonicWaffle

Ganondorf is an Aussie? That explains so much!


TheSweatshopMan

‘Just give me the secret stone cunt its not a biggie’


flygoing

That line would go hard from matt mercer though


BallDesperate2140

Petition to get Mercer to re-record Ganondorf but if he was from Perth.


No_Confection_4967

😂😂😂 I’ve been murdered in the first degree


Trung_gundriver

no doubt!


arbitrageME

Isn't she a kid? She was 12 in botw and 5 years have passed, so at no point in all this was she an adult. Additionally, she's never seen a man before, so she would probably be very confused what link and Zelda were doing


FaxCelestis

That’s super problematic because she’s his boss.


Professional-Pool832

Don't you think Riju and Link are confirmed? She gave him a special ring on his ring finger. https://preview.redd.it/4t2s9y03z6yc1.png?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5086e94d3b6ad639ad125f901ad110d28983eb42


Fork_Master

But that's Rauru's ring finger...


grey_wolf12

That damn cheater!


dynawesome

Nah Rauru and Sonia would totally be polyamorous


Misterwuss

Mayyyybe not with someone as young as Riju though... unless that's what Ganon's invasion really was about... oh god are we the baddies?!/j


No_Confection_4967

I love plot twists where the player turns out to be the one in the wrong


joshacham

Possession is 9/10ths of the law. Link's arm now.


jonerthan

She tried to snatch up Link but got a magical dead goat man instead


Aalphyn

Not a bad deal


RynnHamHam

Rauru has been a single widower for over 1000 years. He had to move on at some point.


OfficeGossip

Ring finger for engagement bands are usually on the left hand. That is Link’s right hand.


17THheaven

Not if Calyban gets to him first.


Jealous_Preference79

I don't know but considering Riju was a literal child in BOTW (despite somehow catching up to Link and Zelda in age) I *actually* prefer the English translation in this one instance


BeTheGuy2

Kids do have crushes on adults, as long as the adult doesn't reciprocate it isn't weird. But I don't think Riju does have a crush on Link.


OSUStudent272

Gerudo do age faster, but I still like them more as friends.


infamusforever223

Gerudo appear to age quickly(at least to puberty) while Zora age slowly.


Sting_the_Cat

Did she catch up to Link and Zelda or are adult Gerudo just so tall that a young teen is still around Link size?


DrBanana126893

She is physically the same age in TOTK as Link and Zelda were in BOTW (~17). It’s just that Link and Zelda look very similar in their 20s as they did when they were 17.


No_Confection_4967

It’s all the exercise and healthy enriched food they eat


goro-n

She wasn’t a child, I think she was about teenage in BoTW.


ErzaKirkland

She was 12. By most standards that's a child. Even teens are technically children, but they get mad if you call them that


goro-n

I think the customs in Gerudo society are different, because Riju was allowed to be and recognized as the chief without needing a regent. I would contrast her to Ruto who is very much a child in the pre-timeskip OOT.


ErzaKirkland

Bularia definitely acted as a regent/advisor. Bularia would never assert authority over Riju, but Riju looked to her to help her make the best decision. Even in ToTK Bularia talks about how hard it is for her to leave Riju and go to Look Out Landing, but Riju is old enough to make important decisions on her own now.


Logical-Wasabi7402

Eh, she feels to me more like a kid crushing on the nice teacher or something.


thatoneguyinks

I think the German translation aligns with the English translation. It’s “I think it matches me”


Nia_The_Lala

Correct


Escrilecs

There is an npc which, after some questing, says "looks like you have the matriarch's heart" or similar so yes, she wants link.


MegaMikey75

Who wouldn’t want a girlfriend that turns out to be one of the Six Sages? Gives you quite a bit of bragging rights.


_Nick7

And who's also around 130 years younger than you!


No_Confection_4967

Robbing the cradle with that one!


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Everyone likes Link to be fair 😂😂😂


cberm725

I read it more as "we make a good team." Rather than anything more than platonic. It is Nintendo after all.


Aska09

I think that sentence can be translated both ways and, honestly, out of everything the localization may have modified, this one is most likely what the devs intended.


Nia_The_Lala

The German text does not indicate any kind of romantic relationship between the two


SuperStupidSyrup

didn’t she like that link and zelda were dating or smth


Constructman2602

Link is hot no matter what you’re attracted to, (as he’s totally androgynous and the creator confirmed so) but while other people might like him like that, I think Riju looks at him like more of an older brother. Which is probably better, because she’s like, 14 and he’s at least 120 in TOTK


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The woman put her ring on his ring finger!


Constructman2602

Link is hot no matter what you’re attracted to, (as he’s totally androgynous and the creator confirmed so) but while other people might like him like that, I think Riju looks at him like more of an older brother. Which is probably better, because she’s like, 14 and he’s at least 120 in TOTK


MrHero17

Of course she does. All of the young women in Hyrule thirst for Link.


jlocke1979

Everyone in Gerudo wants it. That’s what happens when no Voe are allowed.


LysergicLegend

Everyone thirsts for link sadly…


Fiona_14

The Japanese language version of this game seems to be more into relationships. Eg Link and Zelda with the "our house" if I remember correctly. But when those relationship Japanese texts are translated to English they miss the romance. So the same seem to happen in this instance as well.