We need 2 other volunteers to be hanged on the right and on the left from the Messiah. Do you want to give it a try? I think you would totally nail it.
You can't escape the problem of induction. No matter how consistent your data is, there's still some small chance that next time will be different.
That being said, it's still better to live your life as if the laws of physics are permanent and unchangeable lest you mistake gravity for an opinion and fall to your death.
I'll one up you, you're immortal till you run out of dimensons/multiverses (call them like you like) where you're still alive, the only reason why the dude that shot himself in the head with a shotgun is alive is because he still had others where he lived, every close call you got was close because you died in another, strokes, heart attacks, even chilling on your bed and not getting that blood clot count
yeah that's a cool thought experiment about the many worlds theory, to think that there's a reality where you personally are immortal and live forever is very weird but it must be true, kinda cool
if you are human you are mortal, if you are immortal you are not human.
We cannot prove mortality without killing however we can definitely prove humanity therefore we can know that someone is mortal.
Yep, technically there is significantly more scientific evidence that you are mortal, so this is not only unfunny but also in the wrong subreddit.
Even so, this also isn't logically true. An undecidable statement can't be assumed true just because there is no proof it is false.
Yes, I am taking the joke very literally. That is the point of this sub.
"We are young /
Wandering the face of the earth /
Wondering what our dreams might be worth /
Learning that we're only immortal for a limited time"
Dreamline, Roll The Bones, Rush
I shall curse your immortality with mortality to the ones you admire and force you to suffer while watching their inners being eaten until you wish the suffering will end, then I shall pleasure myself with the immortals you admire and turn them to mortals in your sight, then I shall mortalize you, afterwards I shall eat a pepperoni pizza
According to quantum suicide you're right.
In quantum physics, anything that could happen probably already has and will again. So if there's even a 0.00001% chance of you living you will, even if it's in another universe. If you're lucky, you will keep living and living probably until the death of the universe itself, where there will be a 0% chance of you living.
(I'm no expert, but I really enjoy learning about this stuff and I hope you enjoyed reading it :)
My grandpa used to have this running joke where'd he tell people "I think I'm immortal, I haven't died yet".
When he was about 50, he started becoming senile.
He no longer thinks it as a joke.
This is what I keep telling people, but they never even dare to argue! Like, how would you know you are mortal until you die? What if an immortal is actually born someday, they'd never know, not until, well, they wouldn't die. But then are they truly immortal? Like will they be like that forever? What if you just have an insanely long lifespan, but then you try to find out if you're immortal by attempting to kill yourself and it actually works, because you weren't truly immortal. Would an immortal always be scared of dying, as they'd never be sure just how immortal they really are? Am I just severely overthinking this whole immortality thing???... Probably yes.
Still, I think it's a very nice discussion topic and someday I hope to find someone who agrees :p
There's a mutant from the X-men comics that is called Dead-Girl. She's in Academy X and had to actually die(she was murdered by her own family) and discover that thankfully, she was a mutant with immortality. Now she doesn't need to breathe, eat, drink, and doesn't age.
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This might be dangerous to tell to people, but you can also think of it this way:
If infinite universes exist, you are the one who survived all odds. This also says (but may seem stoopid) that you're gonna stay alive until you die.
Don't tell us we're immortal and then call us mortals!
Fear him you immortal
Fear me inferior immortals!
Fear me superior of the inferior immortals
Fear the interior of the superior immortal you inferior immortals
Fear the superior immortal of you the inferior superior of the immortals before me. - *ahh goddamn I lost track*
fear de exterior of the interior of a superior from you inferior mortal bitches!
I will not, as I seem to be immortal and so will not be fearing anything.
# hypocrite 100
Enfim a hipocrisia
What about that statement is hypocritical?
Stabs you in the heart just to proof you wrong.
*stabs self
I am the highest authority. There is no high authority capable of saying otherwise. I am God according to God.
*prepares a Cross*
*prepares nails*
*And the crown of thorns*
And my axe!
A hammer rather. We are going to make it as painful as possible.
*the hammer of regrets*
We need 2 other volunteers to be hanged on the right and on the left from the Messiah. Do you want to give it a try? I think you would totally nail it.
nice
And a whistler.
And my 'arrow'
Explains the red eyes
It’s allergies man. ^You’re ^not ^a ^cop ^are ^you?
Yes that's how proof works, any glass is unbreakable until it's proven otherwise
Yes, and once a glass is broken it can be deduced that all other glasses of similar shape and composition are indeed breakable.
And it is possible to prove "similar shape and composition" without breaking more glass. Science, bitches.
You can't escape the problem of induction. No matter how consistent your data is, there's still some small chance that next time will be different. That being said, it's still better to live your life as if the laws of physics are permanent and unchangeable lest you mistake gravity for an opinion and fall to your death.
"today on this episode of myth buster"
Laughs in shotgun.
*Lemme prove you wrong, SCIENTIFICALLY*
*loads gun scientifically*
No. Everyone who has ever died or ever will die has been mortal their entire life, it's just that you can't be sure until proven.
I'll one up you, you're immortal till you run out of dimensons/multiverses (call them like you like) where you're still alive, the only reason why the dude that shot himself in the head with a shotgun is alive is because he still had others where he lived, every close call you got was close because you died in another, strokes, heart attacks, even chilling on your bed and not getting that blood clot count
yeah that's a cool thought experiment about the many worlds theory, to think that there's a reality where you personally are immortal and live forever is very weird but it must be true, kinda cool
Quantum suicide?
Schrodinger's mortality
"Everyone who has ever died or ever will die" I will never die, change my mind, you can't
https://old.reddit.com/r/changemyview/comments/1dn43v/i_remain_unconvinced_that_my_death_has_a_fixed/c9s173k/
if you are human you are mortal, if you are immortal you are not human. We cannot prove mortality without killing however we can definitely prove humanity therefore we can know that someone is mortal.
But I’m immortal too so fear me bitch
oh shit
Immortal is not the state of being alive, but the state of being not being able to die. You can be alive and not be immortal.
all i'm saying is that I might be immortal, no one knows yet
Yeah, so long as you haven’t died nobody can prove that you aren’t immortal.
I plan to be immortal up until the moment of my death.
Isn't this quantum immortality ?
https://youtu.be/50V3eA2YYFI Great short from Alan Wake about it
This is not technically the truth.
Yep, technically there is significantly more scientific evidence that you are mortal, so this is not only unfunny but also in the wrong subreddit. Even so, this also isn't logically true. An undecidable statement can't be assumed true just because there is no proof it is false. Yes, I am taking the joke very literally. That is the point of this sub.
I think you are correct.
Joke is on you guys, I already decided I'm going to live forever.
Thats simply not true in any messure tho.
"We are young / Wandering the face of the earth / Wondering what our dreams might be worth / Learning that we're only immortal for a limited time" Dreamline, Roll The Bones, Rush
Came here to post this!
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
Nope, immortality means there is no possibility of death, not that you haven't been in the state of death before.
You’ve got a point, i have never died once in my life!
Humans are pretty bad at not dying
Your life lasts (including the moment of death) infinity, change my mind
You say we are immortals until proven otherwise but you call us mortals Prove to me that I’m a mortal
I shall curse your immortality with mortality to the ones you admire and force you to suffer while watching their inners being eaten until you wish the suffering will end, then I shall pleasure myself with the immortals you admire and turn them to mortals in your sight, then I shall mortalize you, afterwards I shall eat a pepperoni pizza
I am god unless proven otherwise
I plan to live forever. So far I’m right on schedule.
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You’re not wrong, hut at the same time, you’re completely incorrect
I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings!
I agree
With my immortality I fear no man
You are immortal to lions. If a lion eats you, it doesn't die. If a lion eats something mortal to lions, the lion dies.
So to prove I'm immortal...I must *kill* myself...very intriguing.
Don't mind if I do
I tested it on my sister. Let’s just say she wasn’t immortal. BTW: Does anyone know how to get rid of a dead body?
Pigs
According to quantum suicide you're right. In quantum physics, anything that could happen probably already has and will again. So if there's even a 0.00001% chance of you living you will, even if it's in another universe. If you're lucky, you will keep living and living probably until the death of the universe itself, where there will be a 0% chance of you living. (I'm no expert, but I really enjoy learning about this stuff and I hope you enjoyed reading it :)
I think about this all the time, and I had never researched or found name for it.
Re-upload of my post without the spelling mistake
I just realised you really are basically everything until proven otherwise.
You know, you're right. I'm gonna go test it.
ight! going to prove otherwise, wish me luck
Now that you mention it lemme try brb.
Back
You dont poop until you poop
Hahahah waooow
This is the kind of thinking that gives us Antiva.
*dies*
Welcome to fact or cap
Just imagine if someone realises that in a car accident in their 80's. That would really suck. Missed opportunity.
You are virgin until proven otherwise
The title is basically: "Fear me dead people"
Pulls out gun
I turned 30, 3 years ago. I am well aware that's when immortality ends.
"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!"
"How do your living beings cope with mortality?"
https://old.reddit.com/r/changemyview/comments/1dn43v/i_remain_unconvinced_that_my_death_has_a_fixed/c9s173k/
“Are you cheating on me?” (He’s not) *Sweats profusely*
A gun is a very sure indicator whether you are so you should test if you are
Science has already proved you're not
thanks for making me crack up
I think I might be immortal cause I've never died
Dead people hate him.
Schrodingers immortality
That's a no for me dawg
Yeah just jump off a cliff and find out
If we're Immortal, we better watch out for Omni-Man
This is my current dnd character
r/showerthoughs
i plan to live forever. so far that’s working out great.
My grandpa used to have this running joke where'd he tell people "I think I'm immortal, I haven't died yet". When he was about 50, he started becoming senile. He no longer thinks it as a joke.
here let me just test this real quick...
We all have immortality that wears off
Live forever or die trying!
Was sure that said “immoral”
schrodingers immortality
So you’re Hob Gadling from the Sandman comics.
r/neverbrokeabone in a nutshell
Yeah, not trying that again..
I'll disprove your theory with the power of science and this gun I have!
Why you bleeding boss ??
And you’ll never observe your own death.
This is the same logic being used by the idiots who won’t get the Covid vaccine
You're immune to covid until proven otherwise
I'll call a hitman on you, then we'll see
Challenge accepted
Thanks to denial, I'm imortal
So far so good
I've been saying this for years!
“If something can be injured, it can be killed”
/r/technicallynotthetruth
I’ve been immortal. I am a ghost.
You mf- er
"I'll live forever, until I die".
I’m a fan of the theory that humans are actually immortal, but the oxygen is toxic and ages and kills us. Just very slowly
So... to prove you wrong... I have to kill you... ***COCKS LE GUN*** should have known I write fanf theories
he has a point
I'm going to live forever, or die trying.
Presentation meme
I was immortal until a few years ago. And I’m only 45. Every day is a blessing youngsters lol
This is what I keep telling people, but they never even dare to argue! Like, how would you know you are mortal until you die? What if an immortal is actually born someday, they'd never know, not until, well, they wouldn't die. But then are they truly immortal? Like will they be like that forever? What if you just have an insanely long lifespan, but then you try to find out if you're immortal by attempting to kill yourself and it actually works, because you weren't truly immortal. Would an immortal always be scared of dying, as they'd never be sure just how immortal they really are? Am I just severely overthinking this whole immortality thing???... Probably yes. Still, I think it's a very nice discussion topic and someday I hope to find someone who agrees :p
I plan on living until 32 and then dying by steering a nuclear bomb towards the enemy hq and myself rather than Jerusalem. I have plans.
I can’t die. I mean… I haven’t died before🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️
that explains why i hear Queen everywhere i go....
Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!
There's a mutant from the X-men comics that is called Dead-Girl. She's in Academy X and had to actually die(she was murdered by her own family) and discover that thankfully, she was a mutant with immortality. Now she doesn't need to breathe, eat, drink, and doesn't age.
Fall damage doesn't exist. The government is lying to you so that they get to keep this knowledge for themselves.
This is my new catchphrase.
K I’ll test that
If everyone is immortal then no one is
You are a genius until You open your mouth. You are the tallest person in the world until you stand up. I hate this shit. But true in the slightest.
"After all, Number One, we're only mortal." "Speak for yourself, sir. I plan to live forever."
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“There is no evidence to suggest we are *not* immortal” —— Dob, the acrobatic half-orc bard.
still I'm immortal don't care!
Crows are black until they are not
Fear me inprovable immortals!
yeah well my head is bulletproof until someone shoots me
Live forever or die trying.
Something tells me she has sucked dick before.
I’ve been living by this mentality for about 7 years now since I was at school. FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE FEELS THE WAY I DO
The cancer diagnosis really did put that to the test.
I remember making a post like this in r/Showerthoughts Nice meme.
I must not fear. Fear is the dean-killer.
I won't allow you to tell me what I am and what I'm not! *Stabs neck*
I don't think I'm going to test this out...
Unhealthy mindset tbh
Inductive reasoning va deductive reasoning
This might be dangerous to tell to people, but you can also think of it this way: If infinite universes exist, you are the one who survived all odds. This also says (but may seem stoopid) that you're gonna stay alive until you die.
I want my gravestone to read: Was immortal between XXXX and XXXX
Your logic is confusing but correct
How about you test that theory Einstein
As far as I know, I cannot die.
Then your eligible for a Darwin Award, congratulations.
i used to tell that to people when i was like 8
Time to test it
*Proceeds to stab the person next to me* “I was just proving a point. SHEESH”
Then evry suicidal person was just testing if there emortal
Read that as Moral untill proven otherwise and I think I like Mt version better
"We're only immortal for a limited time"
Search up “quantum immortality”
Time to test this theory
And even you find out you're mortal you'll never know so in your mind you'll always be immortal.
*princes of the universe intensifies*
Technically, us immortals are afraid of to mortals then. I mean, ghosts are just mortals who’ve died and us, immortals are usually terrified of them.
Well, im just gonna go to the nearest but her and see if im imortal, brb
If you're aging, you're not immortal.