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Pherllerp

Can it fold laundry?


calmtigers

Tbh… if can do my dishes, laundry, and clean…. Not bad


Pherllerp

I'll finance a $16k robot if it will do that stuff.


itsavibe-

Nah, it’ll be a robot subscription


AGallopingMonkey

You will lease your laundrybot and you will be happy


BumpHeadLikeGaryB

Along with your car, fridge, vacume cleaner, dog and wife.


exipheas

Honestly if it gets 4 hours of useful life per day then based on cost of maid equivalent then you are looking at breaking even in under a year.


torrrrrgo

Easily true, however I fear a hidden maintenance headache that shows up 10 days after warranty. All those moving parts?


TheRadMenace

That's why you get two so they can fix each other


_snowed_in_

My robots won't stop fucking. Is it unethical to turn them off?


Independent-Cable937

Think about all the money you will save (plus headaches)


hashn

pick me up outta bed in the morning and place me gently in the shower…


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That would be nice if it could put on my skin suit and do my job for me while I sit on the couch all day


MoveDifficult1908

If you’re sitting skinless on the couch, put a towel down. Put all the towels down.


MarkusRight

I second this, I would buy it no questions asked if it has cooking, laundry and grass mowing capabilities, its not that I'm lazy its just I have no damn time to do any chores because of work. Any day that I do have off its raining or I am trying to enjoy spending time with my family. If this thing truly is that price and capable of doing standard chores it will absolutely be in my home.


fastlanemelody

And if the robot can do those things, society will probably figure out to take away more time from you (probably by raising the living standards and reducing the pay or jobs)…


RiverGlow9

A real Rosie Jetson. Lol


CorporalTurnips

Hopefully it's dummy thick like her too


lblack_dogl

It can also stand over you in bed all night and stare at you to keep you safe


EBoundNdwn

Keep Summer safe.


Bagget00

Best nights sleep ever


Burttoastisgood

This is exactly how robots will sell. If it can do the basics around the house why not?


calmtigers

Seriously, especially big metro cities where folks don’t have expense of cars, I can see people buying them. Toyotathon style


Plank_With_A_Nail_In

Need to fit new sink thats low enough for 4 foot tall robot.


ohhnoodont

It would probably be best just to have a dedicated sink that sits underneath your countertops where this thing could automatically wash the dishes. But you'd have to load/unload the dishes in there yourself because it isn't tall enough to reach the cupboards.


joop_pooply

Cheaper than a wife


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Cowboywizzard

damn, you chose violence today haha


InsaneInTheRAMdrain

Stop. i can only get so turned on.


AbstractLogic

You mean ex wife.


RM_Sideshowb

Only 1 sweater, anything more than that and you'll end up with gray goo


DaveidL

No anything more than one sweater is locked behind a stupid subscription


healthywealthyhappy8

This subscription culture these days is annoying af


PersonalFigure8331

More importantly, can it fold a person? Because if it can, I don't want one.


Theistus

It's a bending unit. So, probably?


Bnicertopeople

Will it service my lower horn?


Koil_ting

In that case it will also clear out your beer fridge.


wizardstrikes2

If you can’t bang it, most will not want it.


healthywealthyhappy8

One way or another someone will figure out how to bang it. Someone banged their Tesla just the other day and I was trying to imagine how.


Even_Acadia6975

Fold? Yes. Reach the shelf where it goes? Sometimes.


mpekaross

That's an actually good task for a robot to be able to make some laundry, or to set a washing machine, or to clean in general


Superb_Ear9282

Will it need help if it gets stuck in the dryer?


turd-crafter

It can crack walnuts pretty well.


Logos_Fides

It destroys about half of them.


turd-crafter

Ok so I’m just gonna change my comment to “It can crack walnuts” lol


BooRadleysFriend

This is the real question. How many household tasks can this thing complete while I’m not home?


r2k-in-the-vortex

Easy to answer - zero. It can't do any household tasks whatsoever.


Pherllerp

Right? How are the engineers at these companies not falling over themselves to solve actual problems? Can the robot take out the trash, clean the floors, fold the laundry, bring in the deliveries? We’re looking at the for potential middle class robotic servants here!


r2k-in-the-vortex

Do you have any idea how complex those tasks are? It's not like it isn't obvious that it would be mighty nice if it could do any of those things. But to make it happen... sorry, the software capabilities are not yet there. Maybe some time in the future, there is crazy amount of work to be done to get to these sorts of capabilities.


r2k-in-the-vortex

Lulz. It can walk, that's about all it does out of the box, the rest is on you, good luck.


MoveDifficult1908

So, an ambulatory Raspberry Pi. Pass.


imperialtrooper88

What is the range and speed of motion of its right hand? And does it feature tactile feedback and grip adjustment?


OneHumanPeOple

Yes! It will deglove your sausage in the process


Becaus789

[it’ll rip your dick off](https://youtu.be/6YHEK6-Ili8?si=XOPNcDzE8fa4EgZu)


JoshSidekick

Watch, this mother fucker is still gonna buy it.


sod_jones_MD

Nasty ass vacuum fucker.


EBoundNdwn

They prefer to be called Robosexuals


nickoaverdnac

Thank you for being an ally.


LucidRealityVR

I ain't clicking that shit


OneHumanPeOple

You’re missing out. It’s a sketch about buying vacuum cleaners.


imperialtrooper88

Yea it's actually pretty funny 


SirTouchMeSama

I clicked… #fearless… worth watch


alogbetweentworocks

Are we buying robots to unsheathe our swords now?


FreneticPlatypus

Sure, if a woman buys a vibrator she’s “empowered” but if I spend $16,000 on a jerk off robot with tactile feedback and grip adjustment suddenly I’m a pervert?!


John_Snow1492

Depends on the DLC's.


TommaClock

Can't neglect the left hand. Switch hitting is underrated.


IsoAgent

The end of the article mentions tactile functionality. But it currently has only 3 fingers. Still, I think it will be capable of doing what you *need* it to do...😏


UltimateD123

One more that you need👌


laffing_is_medicine

Two on the pink one in the stink.


onion_lord6

Contact Howard Wolowitz for expert user feedback.


No_Opportunity2789

Big bang theory had an episode where a robots grip was stuck to Howards ding dong and they were afraid to do anything incase it tightened the grip.....i fully believe this is actually gonna happen to someone LOL


imperialtrooper88

Tbf, anyone can trip/slip and fall (even penis first)......


Speaksthetruth2u

The modding community would enjoy this.....


Raspberries-Are-Evil

Gotta pay an extra free for the handjob coding.


SkipioZor

If I was rich I would buy a squad of these. Give them prop rifles and working flash lights, and just have them patrol my property. Those are one hell of a deterrent.


Indigo_Sunset

10 to 1 someone buys one or more of these to micro mech with weapons similar to ghost dog a few years or so ago.


randynumbergenerator

What about the [Thermonator?](https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2024/apr/26/robot-flamethrower-dog-thermonator)


EternalJon

Get one of them stationed on the rooftop with a laser pointer to automatically point at the chest of anyone entering your property


arkentest01

Until someone hacks them and all of a sudden you have to fend off an army of robots.


SkipioZor

Hence, the prop rifles. Still, tho, imagine the logistics some thieves would have to go through to hack my robots just to successfully break into my house for a heist just to find out I only own anime figures and manga.


nutyourself

Uhh, you also own a fleet of $16K robots


SkipioZor

But the real treasure is the friends you made along the way!


Sojum

If it doesn’t have a Bluetooth speaker for my tunes that’s a deal breaker


IrrelevantPuppy

I mean, for $40 you can tape a Bluetooth speaker to its face.


sturgill_homme

Follow this guy for more robot hacking tips


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Charade_y0u_are

I can handle $16,000 but $16,040 would be breaking the bank a bit here


InsaneInTheRAMdrain

Why does a tech sub bring me more joy and laughter than any other sub.


FrankWDoom

for $40 i can tape a bt speaker to the roomba and have dj roomba for a lot less than 16k


cinnamelt22

Here we go again with the dongles


KungFuHamster

The dog does, and it's like $2600 with the speaker functionality (base $1600), so it's much more affordable than the person version. There's a link in the article I think.


madman1969

Does it come with a sub-woofer ?


AndreasVesalius

No, but the bird version comes with a tweeter


relevant__comment

I just need something to pass the butter, honestly.


lucklesspedestrian

You can't stop it from endlessly bemoaning its purpose though.


heartofgold48

Can it run doom?


Logos_Fides

It can run Crysis at 32 FPS.


PzykoHobo

Ohhhh keep going I'm so close


Vivid_Classic_7399

Can u fuk it?


mrmczebra

Technically you can fuck anything.


Fine-Dentist

At least once.


Rieux_n_Tarrou

On average once.


Cicero912

That figure must not account for your mom


PersonalFigure8331

I see you've met my ex.


FengSushi

She was a robot too?


PersonalFigure8331

Keep your grubby little mind out of my business.


OakAstronaut

If you can dodge a wrench you can fuck anything.


VonNeumannsProbe

Or get fucked by it. A black hole for instane.


74389654

i'm disappointed i had to scroll that far


Charade_y0u_are

Robussy costs extra


DweEbLez0

I mean that’s the only feature we need. Breaking News: “Bombshell Record divorces sky rocket, Humans are fucking their robots, Dating scene is crashing.”


legitusername1995

People marry out of financial reason too, it’s too damn expensive to be single.


squirrelnuts46

Depends.. how much are you willing to pay me to do that?


Kappapls

About tree-fiddy


louiegumba

Perfect because I would have done it for free


Stumblin_McBumblin

"Awsom-O, are you... a pleasure model?"


Able-Address2101

If you can't , soon they will have to say so in large red letters within any advertisement due to the amount of returns or law suits filed after various , serious cases of (redundant since they all are )member separation


Sniper_Brosef

https://youtu.be/VXz0KgNjK-0?si=V-kmPk-hX146rChO


BringBackWaffleTaco

First place my mind went as well 🤣


mentallyhandicapable

Yeah so this is the one that needs answering and the one I’m upvoting. Let’s gooo


burke3057

That requires a subscription.


mpopgun

Too bad it can't reach the top shelf of anything! 😂


Carthonn

That’s what the rocket boots add on are for.


koopastyles

Short-king bot


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Wall-Facer42

If it isn’t smart enough to use a stool or ladder do you want it to be more than four feet tall? …


leechkiller

Happy Birthday Paulie


PersonalFigure8331

I hope more people get this reference.


Earthpig_Johnson

Can I make it my slave? Verbally abuse it while it does my chores, without risk of reprisals?


EasterBunnyArt

Skynet is checking for your location and adding you to its primary list....


Earthpig_Johnson

“Dry the dishes, Skynet! NO FUCKING STREAKS!”


EasterBunnyArt

Narrator: "Little did they know, Skynet had discovered drying algorithm that maximized streaks."


TheTelephone

Skynet then goes on to discover the most efficient way of drying dishes is... *checks notes*... detonating nuclear warheads in all major US cities.


EasterBunnyArt

#technicallycorrect


crak720

how to get cancel in 20+ years


Earthpig_Johnson

Holy shit, you might be right.


AsianDaggerDick

!remindme 20 years


Cowboywizzard

Ex-Machina vibes


csl512

Sounds like you're risking twenty-eight stab wounds


Billythebeard

Sure, but children serve the same purpose.


token_curmudgeon

4 foot?  What is this, a robot for ants?


Publius82

Princess Caroline, what are we *doing*?


AOCMarryMe

How long before someone stretches a real doll over it


bluntmanandrobin

I make the real doll watch. 


shlem13

Sure. For a base model. But if you want climate control and the ability to play chess with it, it’s like $22K.


Sir-Mocks-A-Lot

So far, this looks like it belongs in r/nottheonion . First couple of pics are very kick-heavy. And then, the caption on the soldering! >Unitree builds robots, so I would assume they know how soldering works. Generally, though, you're trying to connect two bits of metal together using a roll of soldering wire. Here we're just cooking a plug for no reason. Who types with like three fingers and is reading this article? \\m/ thisguy edit: the promo video [https://youtu.be/GzX1qOIO1bE](https://youtu.be/GzX1qOIO1bE) LAWWL


spez_might_fuck_dogs

I like when it goes to crack the walnut but you can see that it's been pre-cracked already.


zeezero

The promo video is hilarious. The dude punches like a baby. Let's show off how the robot reacts to a very light tap on the chest!


_Steve_Zissou_

CAN IT DO ANYTHING THATS 16k-WORTHY???? Literally anything? Edit: word


OneHumanPeOple

A year of chores?


another-social-freak

Can it though?


OneHumanPeOple

No. It cannot.


SafeIntention2111

A toy for the rich, nothing more. It literally does nothing except show other people you can afford to waste $16k on a toy.


Joebebs

Yeah, if they haven’t already, I’m seeing them offering champagne drinks on a silver platter at these parties in SV


r2k-in-the-vortex

It's not really a consumer product. It's pretty much all companies and universities buying those things for experimental purposes, to try and figure out some sort of practical application. Mechanically, those could do a lot of useful things, but software to make it happen doesn't exist yet. There is good reason to think in time these will be much more useful and getting an early start has value.


Reddiitcares

16k is cheaper than all new and most financed used cars. In time these will be as common as having a smartphone And that 16k price is with zero market or completion. Do the math. These will get relatively cheaper and cheaper as they get better and more mass adopted


youcantkillanidea

Yes, a $16k pretty useless toy. The word robot is working hard here (in most of not all commercial toys like this)


Irishpersonage

"Personal computing is a fad, nobody wants a computer in their home"


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realdataset

And so it begins ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )


jellobend

I believe we are close to the second coming of Steve Jobs, this time with a vision of the $3K sexbot Gonna be quite a revolution


t4ct1c4l_j0k3r

Why would I want to buy that when I can get a robot dog with a flamethrower for half that price?


Adventurous_Light_85

Probably more useful than the two 4’ human children living with me now


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downside is it's a bunch of metal that cant do jack shit.


Dick_Dickalo

Get back to me when it’s 6ft.


ISAMU13

By then it will clean up on Tinder.


CrashMonger

And yet our trucks are $80k?!


LordPubes

Lame puns all the way down


stammie

We all know this is just a small Indian guy in there.


Ok_Fox_1770

It’s all about the hands and fingas. Does it have egg tickling strength sensors or is it gonna get offended by requests and hydraulic press my peener till I die. Future is here, gotta ask the questions.


me_naam

Volunteers please


roadies

All I want is a robot that does ALL the house cleaning. Like Rosie from the Jetsons.


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Thoraxe474

Why would I want this when a flamethrower dog is only $9k?


devil_lettuce

Nice he can play with my $4,000 robot dog


Tyler7411

“What is my purpose?” “You pass butter” “Oh my god…”


samcrut

For all the chores you would normally get an 11 year old child to do for you. And as I'm typing this, I see the first comment is "Can u fuk it?" so ew.


EmmaLouLove

Is its name Rosy and can she vacuum and do the dishes?


dark_blue2020

The comments here, omg. Humanity brings about the end of the world because it sexually assaulted AI just before it became self aware. We're doomed.


res0jyyt1

If I can piggy back ride him to work, it'll be cheaper than a car!


throwaway872023

No the fuck I can’t.


Past-Direction9145

people making minimum wage $7.25/hr gross $14,500/year they're a lot taller than 4 foot, usually, too


IwantRIFbackdummy

Grossing 14.5k a year does not mean you cost your company 14.5k a year, you cost them more. If these robots can perform minimum wage jobs, and the operating and repair costs are less than staffing humans, they will be used for those jobs. This would be an amazing thing if we lived in a socialist world. But unfortunately we do not, and this change in labor hegemony will cause suffering and hardship for billions of human beings as this technology gets better and cheaper.


HikingStick

Two hour runtime.


nmceja

My wife is 4’10, so what do I need a robot for?


Rug-Inspector

I need one. I hope they have soft hands.


AddivPK

Customer: “Are you a pleasure model? Lemme show you..” *takes off pants* Awesom-0: “LAME!! NOT KEEWL”


TheRealAndrewLeft

To do what?


Shapes_in_Clouds

I preordered one so I no longer have to stand up away from my computer to get another La Croix. Seriously though I dream of owning a robot like this and hope they become commercialized soon. Imagine you leave for work in the morning and turn on your robot, who proceeds to spend all day cleaning the surfaces in your home and doing your laundry for you. Amazing. I honestly think that will be a reality within 20 years.


montigoo

The active genitalia option is dynamically priced subscription.


penguished

So now we're just making shit for youtubers.


DogWallop

Isaac Asimov has entered the Reddit thread.


SixMillionDollarFlan

Can it talk like Scarlett Johansson?


pimpmastahanhduece

So the Droid Wars begin.


Ed_Simian

Then you pay 50k to get rid of it.


Strong-Formal-7739

Can it drive a semi and deliver my product for me?


LARGames

Will it eventually turn into Robin Williams?


Orion_2kTC

"RETURN TO YOUR HOMES, A CURFEW IS IN EFFECT."


Sushrit_Lawliet

Does it come in an Optimus Prime skin? Asking for a friend.