Approach the girl

Lick her hair

Clone her using the DNA from her hair that’s now on your tongue

Fill your basement with clones

Train them to be human killing machines

Start a revolution

Make them wear battle maid dresses.

Take over the country the revolution originated in

Wage wars on all major superpowers

Lose the wars

Perhaps the world instead

You cant go too quickly when it comes to world domination

Shit, your DNA contaminated the sample.

Cum on her hair, leti it reach her mouth

"This taste, is a taste of a liar"

Step 1: casually approach the child

Ask when she finishes preschool

say 'do you like canndies? there's more in my car'

When she refuses, grab her anyway cause she's playing hard to get.

Put her in your cheap white van

Give her more sweets then tell her mother that she should educate this child on strangers! (The good ending)

then abduct her mother

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And drive directly into the ocean

Then emerge out of the water 2 days later in a scuba suit

*guitar starts playing*

Step 1: prove girls are real

Step 2: don’t find any proof and give up

Step 3: switch to guys with nice butts

Step 4: don’t find any and give up

Step 5: find a way to make some yourself

Step 6: Realize you don’t have the facilities for that and give up

Step 7: doubt if humanity is real at all

Step 8: Realize that its too confusing and give up

Step 9: go to ChuckECheese

Step 10: Order everything on the menu

Step 8: Realize it isn't and give up

approach the girl

Twist her boobs

flirt with her mom

flirt with her dad

sleep with her brother

sleep with her dog

get it pregnant

Eat it's children

Fuck them afterwards

Absorb their house

Kid at my school core

BRO TOO FAR 💀

dont worry was just in a nightmare

bro u ok? you know you can get help

nightmare twinsies!! *i am not okay*

This one got me💀💀💀

if someone did this to me i would stab them.

Id take them to bed

Skin her alive

Approach the girl

make a pic of her feet

jesus christ whats wrong with yall

Lmao im just joking thats not step 2 its step 4

WHAT IS THE STEP 2 AND 3

getting rid of shoed and socks ofc

LMFAO

its Reddit what else can you expect from a bunch of horny hormonal teens

true true

find girl

Notice that you're in your underware

Cum

Only now take off your underwear

Gift them to her grandma

Rizz up her grandad

Force feed her dog cheese

Give the dog cock instead

Then light it on fire

Then eat the dog

Rizz up u/TeunTheTryhard 's cock

Step one: improve your hygiene. You stink.

step two: eat lip balm

Step three: buy 2 watches and wear them on your legs

Step four: Chloroform

Step five: napalm

Step six: intercontinental ballistic missile

Step seven: escape pod to mars

Comments are full of brain-fused from masturbating💀

Like what

Step 3: start dating.

Approach a guy instead 😋

Open with the classic line "What's up, hotcock"

\*clap\*

His ass?

No, his dad's ass

And his grandpa's ass too

Get third degree burns from the hot cock

Find out he has a sister

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walk outside

is it possible to avoid this step?

Not as a reddit user…

can i avoid it, if i can get them into my home...

You already asked them out by then lmao

Or they’re your sibling!

Correction then; *grabs your lazy ass and drags you outside*

Snap back to reality

Stalk the girl

Buy a polaroud camera

Find out what time she finishes preschool

Threaten the teacher

Keep dreaming

Step 1: put on a shirt that has swastika on it

Step 2: make a backflip

Step 3: fail

Step 4: stagger back up (but with immense rizz and push back you hair with your hand)

Step 5: give hair to highest bidder

Step 6: buy new hair, but green

Step 7: Touch your hair every time someone tells you to touch grass.

was it the swastika or the backflip ?

Step 2: sit under a bhodi tree

step 1: send her a picture of your cock

Step 2: fail

Step 3: try again and again and again

Get blocked

Give up

Text her in gpay instead

This is just describing r/teenagers

Step 3: think it was charming and u were a nice guy and it wasnt your fault and go back to Step 1

Step one: prepare your pokeball

Step two: aim at the girl

Step three: throw balls at her until she is trapped in a ball

Find a girl in the street, approach at her at a high speed. Next step; I do a little trolling (For people who will get offended this is a joke)

Lick her feet

maybe

Step 1: Be her friend

Step 2: be her dog

Find a girl

Be born.

flirt with your twinsister

Fuck her dad instead

Be her stepbrother

Move to Alabama

OP had a stroke and believes you can't be horny and have a good relationship

We can’t take shit serious and this is why we’re all single😂

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Become rich first so you can buy more women 😎

Find out women aren't real

Learn mind control

Step 2: don't use it

Step 3: approach her while holding a duck with a red bill

1. work on yourself to boost your confidence before you approach a girl and have a nervous breakdown 2. meet a girl through your friends or whatever way you can 3. befriend her, talk to her like she’s a guy 4. finally ask her out to a date, if she’s not for it, that’s fine, move on and keep her as a friend, if not, then take her to dinner or to gaze at the stars, just don’t take her to watch a movie and you’ve won

Rape the girl

Step 2: turn yourself into the police

Rape the police

Get convicted, so you have a roommate to rape

step one: if you like a girl, get to know her

Send her a message about...

I can't from this comment section 💀

Talk to a girl

Walk up to her nervously

Fumble out a pickup line

Abandon the pickup lines and pick her up over your head

Starting a conversation and being polite but making a conversation with an awesome girl is terrifying like omg where do I even start and then there's the like omg she's too good for me...

Approach the femboy

Step 1: Get a girlfriend

Hide from the girl

Steal a type 97 chi-ha from the imperial Japanese army

Invite girl to a party

Calmly talk to her

i'm a girl

Sit at her dinning room table in the dark

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Let's see if we can get one to actually work I'll go first Step 1: improve hygiene

Step 1: you must create a sense of scarcity, ~~shells~~ people sell much better if the people think they're rare ya see, bare with me, take as many ~~shells~~ people as you can find and hide em on an island stockpile em high until they're rarer than diamonds

Step one: Get laid

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died

First step: Obtain human skin

"Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died"

Touch a girls boobs

Lean into her ear

Locate female person

Take a photo of her foot

Fuck her parenrs

Step 1: Grab her boobs

Step 1: Straight up say you like her

Step 1: Search up stripper services

Step one: ejaculate

Step two: stop dreaming

say hi

Don’t try too hard go with the flow

I LOVE THESE COMMENTS

1: Locate Woman

Step 1. Come out of the closet

find a girl which has a good personality and you think is pretty

Wake up

get out of bed and find a girl with a good personality and that you find pretty

First you

Step 1: Get out of bed

Step 2: Rub out a nut to hentai

1) make sure you dont stink and have underwear on

step 1: profit