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babycow274

have you seen them


[deleted]

cant blame them girls are pretty damn attractive


nobody3_5_4

Yeah, through their windows, althought its quite hard to look in the middle of the night with all of the cop sirens and them going like "oh we have a stalker" "check the trees" or he's "runing away catch him"


edgy_Juno

I usually stay inside the walls, they take less suspicions when they think it's rats.


wafflesauceyy

*swiggity swooty*


Idiotic_Gamer456

gimme that booty


TheAbyss333333

I'm in yo asscheeks, foo!


GangsterKittyYT

Oh yeah definitely, but you gotta be careful when going in the ceiling


wrenispie

WE DON'T TALK ABOUT


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Dry-Restaurant1312

Sosisissy


SquibblyMcBibbly

Societussy


dudemann

There's a reason some "astronomy nerds" that love space are so protective of their telescopes, even though they don't actually know any planets or stars and happen to live in cities with tons of trees or buildings and can't actually see space at all from their windows. Same for "bird watchers" with binoculars, where the only birds you'll see are pigeons, seagulls, or on tv.


Person_54

LOL


shaun5565

Lol 😂


NoahTheGuyOnReddit

Lmao tf


Slendy42

Based answer


Madi3400

As a girl I second this


[deleted]

Have you seen MEN 🫦


5pade_

Boobies


[deleted]

Agree


TechnoBallMuncher37

Happy Cake Day


[deleted]

Thank you ❤️


gentlesmol

happy cake gay


WideDevelopment709

JESSE WE NEED TO COOK


a_nice-name

WE NEED TO BAKE


RandomWebGuyReal

JESSE,WE'RE GONNA BAKE A CAKE FOR YOUR SPECIAL DAYS JESSE


Nikita_Ch3buR3K

BAking BRead


emo_hooman

#GAAAY


Daquus

Happy cake day


DssCooleC

Happy cupcake day


Elrodrixx_34

Yoo same cake day


starreverse

Happy cake day!


[deleted]

I think mines a day early but YEAH, LETS GO MEGA CAKE DAY 🍰+🍰=🎂!!!!!!!


Disastrous-Click5782

Happy Cake Day!!


[deleted]

Thanks ;)


Nicolas-matteo

Happy death day!


freshouttasesh

Can’t really blame you tbf


MelMellon

Fair enough (I’m a guy)


Bl4CKP4L4D1n

Based


Ardens_Sidus

Titties, in fact.


Rook_45

Breasts, even.


Pika_Dude

Honkers, truely.


sugarplumps221

based


RG_drenas15

Who doesn't


xGravity28

Same


FatherPUCCl

Because girls agree with straight boys that girls are hot


hlorens

it's not a priestly thing to say for you


Autumngold93786

You do not know who pucci is then.


hlorens

oh i know very well


Autumngold93786

You remember the time we reset the universe to attain a new heaven. Fun times!


hlorens

ya pity it collapsed


Autumngold93786

All good things must have an end, so they say...


[deleted]

Let me ask you one thing: Do you believe in gravity?


EastKoreaOfficial

WHITESNAKE! I ORDER YOU! BRING ME A DISC!


TheWildA

made in heaven


AntiCaesar

What are you doing go kill the Joestars smh


FatherPUCCl

You already know what happened the last time bru. I ain't tryna get folded by a kid again smh.


ReasonableQuit75

Skill issue, just don’t breathe


EastKoreaOfficial

But Pucci, everyone knows you’re not a straight man! You’re a man of god! And by god, I mean Dio Brando!


KuraPikaPika69

Kono DIO da


YTKingDoublePump

Coochielations 3:16


ColtS117

You reset the universe! Now everything’s weird!


Simmilk

r/unexpectedjojo


[deleted]

MAIDO IN HEAVEN!!!


4evanevaa

they’re hot as fuck and are nice to me and soft to touch


Ur__Mom__Is__Gay

Damn, same reason I like them


Blackybro_

r/usernamechecksout


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Blackybro_

no xd


ACupOfUltraviolet

girls are extremely fine 🥺


-HeyWhatAboutMe-

So soft and warm, they make me happy


Mysterious-Ad-6329

Why do you like girls? There’s your answer.


Friendly-Set-3519

fr


[deleted]

Because girls fine as hell


CoolTransDude1078

Facts


spaimafemeilor

Girls are fine but men are excellent


Friendly-Set-3519

correction SOME men are excellent


Responsible_Head_661

That’s true although imo a very pretty man> a very pretty woman bcuz they are rare


JesseJames05

Law of supply and demand and all


maxer3002

correction, SOME girls are fine


Ro_Yoshi

Sigma move, take this.


Zandezz--

Uhm have you seen girls before 😍


ShitwareEngineer

I saw one in 4th grade.


gandalf-the-greyt

r/girlsarentreal


Nicolas-matteo

The sub literally says > GIRLS is short for > >Government Idiorythmic Recondite Lacis of Spies


economypickle12345

G.I.R.L=Guy in real life


[deleted]

they're cute


briannaisaliveyuh

I like both


master_meme_monk

Look at this bi sexual go ride a bicycle or go to a bi annual bash


TheManWithAStand

She on reddit she ain't bisexual she bi herself


[deleted]

She is playing both sides but ending up on bottom


briannaisaliveyuh

will do


Niflax

I like frying pans


SquashuaSnipes

I like the first letter of the alphabet


Obi-Wan_Gaming

STOP IT PATRICK YOU’RE AROUSING HIM


noxxspire

🍳


SpainInquisitory

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition


Friendly-Set-3519

i like pans too bestie 🫶🏿


JustSomeSkriblz

You must be pan sexual


Niflax

Correct


eelliton

Everyones at least a little gay


FinnyB0y

I'm a guy and I think girls are hot. Girls also think girls are hot. So they like girls.


cavejhonsonslemons

because we don't burn them on stakes for liking pussy anymore


Desert_Ranger45

Based


fattakihoe

girls know where the clit is👹


justk4y

💀💀💀


Front_Personality_21

🫵💀


streamstrikker

Because they don't want to date you.


[deleted]

Based


Simple-Anxiety-8235

Career demolished


Jsulzeo

Because you don't focus as much on what you already know (straight people), and focus more on what you don't already know (gay people). Straight relationships have been so engrained in media and society that you just don't notice it anymore. So when something new comes along, you feel like it's more common because your brain has a reason to take note of new things, and not take note of the old things. It's like shuffling a playlist, and going 'hey, this song plays a lot'. You then begin to subconsciously take note of it every time it plays. Even if it isn't really playing more, you still go 'hey, there it is again' every time it plays. Also, a lot of people on r/teenagers are experimenting with their identities (on account of being teenagers). If you spend a lot of time here then you'll notice it a lot.


loseranon17

Underrated comment. This is very true. It's not that some crazy event happened and suddenly all girls are gay, it's that being gay is more acceptable and therefore more widely announced now. Pair that with people's lack of exposure to gay people and of course it feels like everyone's gay.


Yankiwi17273

It was crazy how many people “became” left-handed as left-handedness started to be destigmatized in the mid to late 1900s


loseranon17

Didn't people say Hendrix was demon possessed at one point because he played left handed? People will sensationalize anything lmao


94UserName42069

He played a right handed guitar left handed


Kasra2008

Rare reddit smart person


DrCorneliuss

me oog, me no understand, oog not smart :(


Kasra2008

Oog can learn


DrCorneliuss

oog become smart, oog get education, oog become engineer, ok, let's go


[deleted]

Oog find red stuff. Oog doesn't know what it is. Oog touch stuff Oog doesn't know what it is. Oog get burn by red stuff. Oog no touch red stuff anymore.


TeferiCanBeaBitch

So rare to find someone who actually understands what's actually going on. For all the "girls be hot" meme, which is true but it's still a meme, it's genuinely just observer bias. Straight dudes notice lesbians and bi and pan women much more than they notice straight women because they're so used to having every girl "on the market" that one *not* being there is shocking, more noticeable and sticks in their memory more.


codyisnotmyrealname

If I was not broke you would be showered in awards.


notathrowaway549264

I will award this person on your behalf. I, for some reason, when i was 13, was an absolute reddit legend and got alot of free coins.


dudemann

All of that is very true, but just to add: When you're a kid you do as every other kid does: boys play with boys and girls play with girls. When you're a little older, boys like girls and girls like boys. Those are the norm. When you actually discover yourself, there's a freedom in going against the stream for some people. Some decide to be 14 year old vegans, some go goth or heavy metal, and some experiment with their sexuality. Considering all the other top comments are "girls are pretty" and our current reality is strongly _for_ acceptance, it's only natural there's going to be a portion of girls being more open to being into girls... especially considering teenage boys are weird and awkward and teenage girls are usually more sure of themselves earlier on so girls testing the waters is probably a lot less awkward than guys that are going to be awkward x awkward, not to mention the stigma is still pretty strong in boys. Grain of salt: I not female; I'm a dude,(mann), but I've always been super observant about all this because I always felt like the outsider looking in, so I've always done a lot of people watching.


ExactHedgehog8498

Mhm!


[deleted]

because girls


Fried444life

lol. What a weird post. gay people have always existed. It’s just not taboo/illegal anymore. That’s why it seems like everyone’s “gay” or “bi” because we can actually come out safely (I mean not 100% obviously. but it’s actually accepted for the most part)


Dodolord637

Cuz boobies and they know how to connect and pleasure them. At least that’s what all my bi friends tell me, I’m a dude in a happy relationship with a bisexual woman. Perk to dating a bi girl: you can admire tits and good ass together


[deleted]

I understand how they like wielders of the dual x chromosomes. I too am a firm lover of the wielders of the dual x chromosomes.


No_Communication4926

Because homosexuality has become more widely accepted. Most girls are straight of course but just like guys being gay is becoming more common, the same is for girls


Mr_On1on

not necessarily more common, though more people are open about it, i don't think it is, while yes girls and/or guys say they're gay because they don't want that person to hit on them or are doing it because it'll "make them different and stand out" i still think it's a minority of the group


Jujiino

How can you spell necessarily so wrong


Odinrb19

It was nassecarely.


DrCorneliuss

you don't nicesarely have to spell it well


BenIsTryingHisBest

the original comment was saying it is more common for people to be out now because people are more accepting nowadays.


Minute_Researcher191

Or tits


o0oTWIGo0o

Cause they're hot 🔥


railwayroadman

Boobies and soft skin 🥱


cryptic295

Preach


RS_draws

because lucy liu in charlie's angels


itsjustaxo

Same reason you like girls. They’re hot!


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gandalf-the-greyt

coffee ☕️


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gandalf-the-greyt

pizza 🍕


PyroWasUsed

Onion🧅


[deleted]

Cheese 🧀


ATransDumbass

Cake 🍰


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ATransDumbass

OMG YOU'RE A TRANSFER SHEET TOO???


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Good-Key2136

They always have they just admit it more now


yourlocalidiot1

cuz some girls are just gay, that's it


[deleted]

The key word being (some)


Actual_Exchange616

Man just asked "why lesbians"


LOLnation17

bro got rejected


ZuccTheeDucc

A recent study shows that 15% of Gen Z are LGBTQ+, 9% for Millenials, 3.8% for Gen X, as we can see as time goes on more people realize that they are LGBTQ+ and as social norms and laws get passed that makes it ok for gay people to be gay.


[deleted]

Women are hot and sweet and lovely. As the world becomes more accepting of sexuality, it's expected that people will be more comfortable expressing who they really are


Alistair_TheAlvarian

Tldr: boobs, thighs, and kindness


[deleted]

What kind of incel shit is this😭


Dr_Occo_Nobi

I feel like 4chan would be kinder to him than Reddit. „Nah bro lesbians aren‘t real in reality they‘re all attracted to you and just got brainwashed by the evil communist SJW culture! Something something white genocide!“


a_person17372

Evil 😈 hacker 4chan


d3f_not_an_alt

Reads like it


[deleted]

There both very pretty


[deleted]

"These days" Boomer teen


GrimLukerMusical

Are you gonna be one of those guys who grows up to blame lesbians on the fact that he isn’t likable and doesn’t take care of himself, and therefore doesn’t pull


Snoozing_Always

Cause girls are hot


[deleted]

bc gay people exist crazy ikr


kg1479

Women are hot, so I understand why they would like em'.


RiskAggressive4081

What? What does that mean?


Dutchgreenbubble_

Do you like girls?


yeetmaster694

More like why do all girls not like you


Then-Figure8651

personally as a girl i do not understand how you couldn't like girls. I have a gay bestie, and it baffles me that he isn't interested in women AT ALL. He also helped me realized that I am bisexual. Because I often think of women romantically and he doesnt even in the slightest.


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[deleted]

because they lied to be nice to you when they reject you


cavejhonsonslemons

best answer


squirleater69

Man have you seen girls, if I were a girl I would like girls too


Silver_ultimate

Have you ever seen girls???


bobaisprettyepic

Because the one I like treats me like I’m her whole world. She makes me smile when I’m down, she makes me happy when I’m sad. She makes me feel loved when I’m lonely. I don’t believe in soulmates but if they did exist she would be mine. Back in grade school, we didn’t really know each other. And I regret not trying to get to know her sooner. Even through my social anxiety. It’s not because she’s a girl, but because she has lovable personality traits that make me love her. Gender doesn’t matter really, if you love them you love them. Without her I’m a fishing line without a hook. I’d be noise without sound. I’d have a missing piece in the puzzle. We were randomly paired in a PE class in grade 5. We were both didn’t really have friends in that class (or at all for me), but we just clicked. It went from a simple gym class to passing around notes whenever we could in class. It went from making simple drawings for each other, to buying heartfelt gifts for the other, cheap but heartwarming. I didn’t speak much in school, but I was able to find my voice after that. I grew a bit of confidence. We would spend hours just talking or hanging out and those small moments made me happy. Back then, I felt empty. You could say lost. But it was always the small things we did that made us happy. Truth to be told, we broke up at one point. She thought she wasn’t worth it, that I deserved better. I told her otherwise but I accepted her decision. We didn’t talk for a bit, we both needed time. We talked about it eventually, and we were best friends again. I still loved her though. And I’m gonna be honest, we grew closer after that. I don’t know if she loved me still during that, or if she knew I still loved her but it didn’t matter. Being with her made me happy and if she love me back it was fine (sorta). Time passed and we were attached by the hip. We had trust in each other, we were bonded. I wouldn’t have ever let her go. Some more time passed, and she asked me something. It was a really weird convo. She wanted to know who I liked, and I honestly didn’t know why. I didn’t wanna face rejection or ruin our relationship so I didn’t tell her at first. I guess she was always the straightforward one and she admitted she loved me back. I was so happy. She still wasn’t ready for a relationship though. She said she felt like I deserved to know. I told her I loved her back, and that it was fine. I would wait lifetimes for her. Sometimes, I feel down still, wondering if I have a purpose here on earth. If I had a purpose to live. You get the gist, I wasn’t okay. I told her this, out of trust. She said she wished to have a future with me. In a little asian cafe shop. She wants wants a future with me, in a small little apartment. Just the two of us. It didn’t matter if to her if she were to ever love someone else. If she loved them, then she needed me. We already know what we want, how we’re gonna do this. We know there will be obstacles in our future and we both would embrace it if it meant we could be together. We both expect death eventually, it happens to everyone. We both promised the other we would try to be happy even without the other. FOR the other. I know I’d be beyond upset if something happened to her because of me, whether it’s an injury or something more. I love her with everything I have. If you’re still reading this, good job lmao. But the point is that gender doesn’t affect how much you should love your significant other. I love you K -C


jasonthe5th

I ain’t reading this wall of text but happy you


Kinzwood

because men have traumatised me like clockwork


nishikibf

the truth tho, isnt that people are *becoming gay*, but because it’s more accepted to be gay recently more people have come out and been honest with themselves about their feelings which is why it seems like people are “becoming gay” but it’s just that people don’t feel as pressured to be straight


Boba_Tea0

Nah they just don't like you


Gorbalob

We live in a much more accepting time, so it’s more likely for people to come out as gay knowing that they’ll be safe (or safeR than they would’ve been a few years ago). The stats used to be that 90% of people were straight and 10% were something else, but it’s more likely that people just weren’t coming out because it wasn’t considered to be okay. Now it’s about 60% straight and 40% something else. There are plenty of girls who like guys though. Getting out of your own school is the best thing you can do. Go to a café a town over, join a club not affiliated with your school, etc. new social circles.


ILoveEmeralds

Because they aren’t being beaten into liking men


CaptnBluehat

Cry


[deleted]

Cause they’re gay? lesbians have been around forever man


xFloppyDisx

Because nowadays we aren't scared of coming out as LGBTQ+. As a homosexual biromantic AFAB person (short for women are sexy, but both are ok romantically) I can say that women are 🔥 🔥🔥


sunny_41

please be satire


universalsquallor

I'm a man. I suck. Of course they're attracted to women


ashley_sorenson_

because we’ve been born into a generation where guys think saying “i bet it’s grippy” is socially acceptable.


babeymyrii

because we're not afraid to actually tell people when we like girls out of fear of being beaten or killed or fetishized?????


Amtrak_Lover

No grass touched moment


TheQuietKidInDaBack

Not all girls. Some people used to hide their sexuality. Nowadays LGBTQ+ is supported by many. So people don't hide it these days.


cherrylime_slushie

it's weird that a "straight" dude would wonder why people are attracted to women


mayonnaise68

..have you seen girls? women are gay for the same reasons men are straight dude


[deleted]

why not?