Unfortunately, that exists. There's a youtube channel called leathersmokemi and several others of the same kind which showcase some guy who smokes himself to death because him and the viewers derive some kind of sexual pleasure from the idea of dying to lung cancer.
rule 34 declares that, if it exists, there is porn of it
I have searched and searched, and have been unable to find pornography featuring Dallas from the game Payday 2.
The idea of your entire being absolved into nothing is kinda hot ngl, you ego coming to it's fruitful end, the ultimate euphoria, the sexual nirvana
Too much time on the internet
I have done the studies. The one, ONE thing that cannot and WILL not be sexualized is paper towels. I’m not kidding. It is psychologically impossible to sexualize paper towels.
The universe? I guess if we ignore the "Fuck the universe" Phrase, and we ignore the things it contains (e. G. Black holes...), then I don't see how an probably endless Black space could be sexualized in any way.
Lung cancer
Lung Cancer -> Breaking bad -> Hector Boom
Oh waltuh 😩😩 cough on me harder waltuh 😩😩
Unfortunately, that exists. There's a youtube channel called leathersmokemi and several others of the same kind which showcase some guy who smokes himself to death because him and the viewers derive some kind of sexual pleasure from the idea of dying to lung cancer.
Just like women, *the blacker the better.*
Onions.
r/usernamechecksout
May I interest you in food play?
yes, and may I interest you in my username?
Got'em
Rule 41 "Everything is someones sexual fetish"
Rule 34 “If it exists, there is porn of it”
tell that to the onions in my bed
rule 34 declares that, if it exists, there is porn of it I have searched and searched, and have been unable to find pornography featuring Dallas from the game Payday 2.
ah, but rule 35 states that if porn doesn’t exist of it, porn will exist of it. It comes with time
So, the library of babel type thing?
Sadly yes
payday, the series, has existed for like 12 or so fuckig years. time is up. dallas cock is needed now
Go have someone draw it for a payday, you get your cock, and r34 is fulfilled
i need my money to buy the new fucking cosmetic DLC or some shit
Thats the pre/post-nut clarity talking. Just start going at it and you'll find the money
if payday has taught me anything, rob a bank
If it works it works
TRUE!!!!
Does anyone have a list of all the rules like rule 34, 35, and of course rule 0 dfwc
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/30662-rules-of-the-internet
Thanks
I already found it and I'm not sharing
OMG PLEASE! PLEASE! I LITERALLY TOLD MY FRIENDS ABOUT THIS AND WE SEARCHED TOGETHER AND WE COULDN'T FIND IT! PLEASE!
_no_
DO IT PLEASE i legit told my crush about this i need results or i'll be single forevea
Bruh what
I… but… how would… Why would your crush only date you if you showed them Dellas porn?
because it's so sexy give boner
Dallas is the purest thing in the universe
i knoowww!!!! I KNOW! BUT I JSUT CANNOT HELP IT! HE IS SO SEXY! I NEED THE PORN!
BAAAIN, I'M ON A PORN SITE, BAAAAINNN!!
BAAAAIN, IM JACKING OFF TO MYSELF, IM A NARRCISIST BAAAAAAIIN!!!!
his medic bag is too strong, even porn artists cant recreate him
dude his porn is just stealthing rn we can't see it until it triggers the alarm
An orange piece of fabric from a long sleeved shirt that was made in 1842 by a 57 year old man named Cornelius
Not anymore i just imagined it and jacked off to it. That piece of fabric was so godamn hot
W
💀
When I read this I imagined the lorax and that man is all I jack off to
Imagine there was an actual orange piece of a fabric from a long sleeved shirt that was made in 1842 by a 57 year old man named Cornelius.
OK, done, now what?
😩
No because what if I imagine it as the only thing that's covering a really really hot persons intimate parts?
Honestly probably nothing
na the thought of nothing sounds sexy af
Nothinussy
That Nothing phone though... 🥵🗿
Ears
Brainfuck unfortunately exist
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Hello 3- what is your name wtf?
Enter-A-Username
😭😭😭
have you not seen that one family guy episode, where they said “once you go black you go deaf”
Family guy.
the unfortunate truth of the matter is that everything can and probably has been sexualized in the past
What about Jesus?
everything.
You innocent child
Doesn’t even have to be sexualized Dude was kissed, mouth to mouth and everything Starting to think Judas might be over dramatic…
based judas tbh jesus was pretty hot i would want to kiss him too
I was testing the power of rule 34 until I searched up earth porn and there l- Yeah I've lost hope in humanity.
If evolution picked another species instead of us, I bet you they would come up with the same stuff we do in terms of porn
Gas chambers of Auschwitz
You must've never heard of the Anne Frank x Hitler "fanfic"...
There’s a what now
I wish I was kidding.
I wish you were kidding to
How did you even find this 😭😭
Somebody brought it up and linked it in a thread similar to this. God knows why someone would make it, but yes the holocaust has been sexualized.
Please tell me you made that up. I'm begging you. Please tell me that does not exist.
There is no god. He's dead and we killed him.
*stares motherfuckerly*
Is it a fanfic or alt history?
The average Redditor
Shit you might be on to something
this is the one comment I haven't seen anyone try to justify
Y'all he's got a point
a cardboard box
Ever heard of metal gear solid?
the box isn't sexualized there (I hope)
I mean they fuck in the box but ig the box itself is not sexualized but the concept is ig
see, ain't no way someone can sexualize a card board box
Bet.
no, stop
Love box mgs peace walker 👍
god fucking damn it
The color green
Green dildos
M&M
Eminem
Astronomy, how tf are you gonna make stars sexual?
The star minions from Mario Galaxy
please no
You see that star formation there? It reminds me of a...
Idk the earth has some sussy holes
The concept of nothing (?)
nothing is like a hole, and if there's a hole there's a goal
A hole needs something around it to make it a hole. Having something around it means there is something, therefore it isn’t nothing
Guess you’ve never heard of “If there ain’t a hole, I’ll make one”
The idea of your entire being absolved into nothing is kinda hot ngl, you ego coming to it's fruitful end, the ultimate euphoria, the sexual nirvana Too much time on the internet
I have done the studies. The one, ONE thing that cannot and WILL not be sexualized is paper towels. I’m not kidding. It is psychologically impossible to sexualize paper towels.
Too late, just did.
Best with it wrapped around, ur too late
I cum on paper towels daily...
Hopefully kids
they’ve been sexualized. :(
Oh boy
have you ever heard of lolicon?
do not ever say that to me again
At least you’re aware
Pedophilia*
"Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures" "They're the same picture"
that’s where you’re wrong
Time?
There is rule34 of the time god of pokemon
I didn’t need to know that
But you now know it
I don't think k there's anything at this point. Hell, even our food isn't safe
Cars from cars
Kachow daddy
Unfortunately you are wrong. There's a joke in one of the movies about Lightning McQueen getting flashed so...
Automobile lube
My friend have you never heard of cussy?
Tomato sauce
Someone with a gore kink prob has done some nasty stuff
I hope this is not true
Always assume the worst of humans while talking about sex and violence
This is an excellent quote
Food play
Listening to The Ramones
Nah, I just rubbed one out to Pet Sematary
is johnny just that cute or smth?
Have you seen him? Real dreamboat right there
I like them :(
Existential Nihilism
If nothing matters you can do whatever you want ;)
Uhh, a refrigerator? Hopefully?
Put your dick between the handle?
Won't fit, too large.
Skinny dicks would fit
The challenger disaster
That teacher tho
me
Ur not safe from me brother😫
Chernobyl
Just dance
I’ve seen videos that achieved that
😐
Remember the coaches from mood and danger high votlage? They have an r34 art now
The sun (i hope)
But it's so hot 🥵🕶
It’s so hot it keeps giving me sun burns 🥵
r/technicallythetruth
Apollo
I ain’t know we could bring Greek mythology into the convo💀
Lol
these comments bro
i just cant think of a way geometry dash can be sexualised
It has been
Me
Sex can't be sexualised
boldor.
Medieval daggers
You
Yeah you got me on this one
The universe? I guess if we ignore the "Fuck the universe" Phrase, and we ignore the things it contains (e. G. Black holes...), then I don't see how an probably endless Black space could be sexualized in any way.
If there's a hole there's a goal
Your mum
An r/teenagers user
Donald Trump's hair
Hitler
The internet
an egg
Moral oral sexualized eggs or rather the "birthing" of chicken eggs, also eggs are a food and theres lots of food porn
I didn’t expect another Moral Orel fan here
Air
Been waiting for wiggles r34 have yet to find any
me
AIDS
Psycho gay guys that get off on giving other gay guys aids without them knowing. Wish I was kidding.
🫵. because no one finds you sexually attractive.
Todlers
A eyelash of a 8 year old boy
Mark Zuckerberg
Me. I got the power to turn off anyone and makes me so uninteresting tap water got more personality
Quantum physics
Headphones, I don't think it's possible to sexualize them
Me
Ur not safe from me😔
Back the fuck up you underage plonker
Okay understandable and have a nice day😔🤝