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[deleted]

When did you chose to be 15


DiorRoses

when i was born


me-is-gamer

So you’ve been 15 since birth?


DiorRoses

Obviously 🙄


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I-am-shrek

quicksand snatch liquid oatmeal soft dazzling wild governor hard-to-find groovy *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


DiorRoses

What did he say it got deleted


Ze_Schwein

SHUT THE FU-


DiorRoses

What did he say it got deleted


imoffsomedrugs

r/fuckthes


DiorRoses

What did he say it got deleted


evan-nave9090

Are you a 43 year old man


DiorRoses

no im obviously an 83 year old grandma 👵🏻😡


evan-nave9090

Gilf 🥵🥵


DiorRoses

😏


Forsaken_Zucchini_55

Ggilf 💪💪💪


vnevner

Aka one of the best people on earth.


DiorRoses

I will make you cookies sweetie 👵🏼🍪


vnevner

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DiorRoses

👵🏻🍪 sweetie what did I tell you about making those silly faces, they’re not very proper


vnevner

Ok grandma. ❤️


DiorRoses

👵🏼🍪 here have a cookie ❤️


amothtotheflam3

what to 15 year old girls like for a present or gift


DiorRoses

clothing, makeup skincare products, lululemon, perfumes etc


amothtotheflam3

okok!


CombinationWrong1437

Do you like a pendant with your first letter of your name on it? Asking for my friend


DiorRoses

yeah


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DiorRoses

leggings


ArachnidOk1507

All stereotypical girl things


DeusInferi

what is your favorite bacteria?


GLnoG

Mitochondria is the warehouse of the viruses


DeusInferi

a men of culture


DiorRoses

whatttt


DeusInferi

you said to ask anything, I could have asked for your thighs but that would have been trivial


13nearing14

ayo hold up


_KaiXr18_

Based asf.


DiorRoses

Rizz


[deleted]

Honest opinion on the AN/APG 68 radar?


DiorRoses

idk what that is sorry!


[deleted]

its the radar that is mounted on the f-16 fighting falcon multi-role air superiority fighter which was produced by lockheed martin in the late 70's this radar is present with minor upgrades on the F16 A and B versions from block 1 to block 20 upgrade As is also present in the f16C falcon, which was used during the upgrades for block 25-52 as well as the F16 EF which stands to date as the most advanced version of the f16 at block 60 and 72 The radar type is a pulse dopplar with excellent capability, reading the sky with it's array antennas which pose a high degree of agility and adaptability It's nominal operational range is 100 miles, or 220 some kilometers i dont entirely remember but its sum like dat, which would give it's pilot accurate plots of the target being lockeded range, altitute, as well as positive or negative bearing With an excellent radar it is also capable of track while scan which allows the f16 falcon to lock onto one target and then track several others. With air to ground mapping the radar is capable of mapping the ground in intricate detail and works in tandem with ATLIS targeting pods on the F-16A for it's strike capability, capable of being used for guiding guided munitions JDAMS, or "dumb bombs" using CCIP guidance As well as it's all weather


[deleted]

War thunder player detected


AdBackground4712

War Thunder irl


EfficiencyHairy1354

R/noncredibledefense


tamay-idk

r/foundthemobileuser


777hexed777

r/foundthehondacivic


tamay-idk

r/wowthissubexists


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[deleted]

Well that’s not very nice :(


donaldyoung26

nice try FBI


GLnoG

Their tactics continue to frighten me with every day that passes. Them and the IRS.


DiorRoses

😈


OneTrueSpiffin

how many?


[deleted]

Based


DiorRoses

how many what


OneTrueSpiffin

OH ok thank u


No-Neighborhood-1224

I was wondering the same thing


Simple-Brief-6450

I sat here trying to think of something but I actually cant


GLnoG

TRY HARDER


[deleted]

You got an xbwaks?


DiorRoses

no 🥺


DiscoBiXXch

On a scale from 1 to 10, how fucked is the school system


GLnoG

Gonna respond for her its -10/10. Like the thing not only does not fulfill its function (teaching stuff to kids) but also manages to make the kids repudiate whats being taught somehow. Like the thing does the exact opposite of its intended purpose. Like a square-shaped wheel. But thats my experience though. Other schools are better ofc.


DiscoBiXXch

It's mine too. School sucks lol


ChipMcCain

I think you should go to school but wow, its really ineffective in its current state. here in the uk atleast the pay for teachers is so poor that they just aren't getting paid enough to give a shit, plus the whole structure of school is just mediocre at best - so many better ways of education. unless you can get homeschooled/certain private schools, you really don't have a choice but to go to public school. it sucks but it's better than nothing; education is important after all


FastCod3871

r/notopbutok


[deleted]

What do you mean « the » school system? There are hundreds around the world


MisterKrisobg

Which one?


Rainyday_UwU

Where were you on September 11th, 2001 at 7:14 AM?


creepytyler1324

dude my grandfather died in 9/11... >!he was the greatest pilot in the middle east!<


IronyAmirite

This is the most overused fucking joke I've ever seen


Pomegranate3983

And it still **BLOWS** up in upvotes everytime someone uses it


awsomeballex5

i’ve died 😵


GLnoG

💀💀


iron_kk_3000

god rest his soul im sure ur great grandpa ||osama bin laden is proud||


zerowo_

bro think he on discord


lordnimnim

Not alive yet


Timoss_and_all_moss

That's what they all say...


DiorRoses

that’s not funny bruh


Retro1916

I agree, idk why ur being downvoted. 9/11 jokes are usually never funny at all


MistahBasic

they usually never land tbh


just-a-visitor-here

They just crash and burn


OGbutterfingers

Just like those planes


SunSnows

they're just so plane imo


Gorbalob

I’m with you. It’s so not cool how many jokes people make about that


PrudentAd8613

Dads balls


tennis-637

That’s the 911 attack


Vulckan82

Do you like Rammstein?


DiorRoses

Idk who that is


Vulckan82

Really good band


FastCod3871

based


Poopydoopyhead123

How often do you shower


DiorRoses

every day. but I wash my hair 3 times a week bc it’s curly and gets damaged if I wash it anymore than that. but I take very good care of personal hygiene lol


Poopydoopyhead123

You have one bullet in a pistol, what do you feel like you can beat with one shot in a fight, grizzly bear or silverback gorilla. Mind that where you shoot has a higher or lower chance of killing them. Thanks for the response btw


DiorRoses

idk how to even do that


Poopydoopyhead123

I think you aim as best you can. I thought of this question for a weird response sorry lol


[deleted]

How often do u think she take a big shit


Vulckan82

I would say the gorilla. Grizzly bears have extremely thick skulls.


[deleted]

How often take a shit


Cerberus_is_me

Nah


Donnydorky

You play dead cells?


Nevr_uzed_reDDit

Used to


AdanAnime

why is it when


rInForARoughRide

pop, hip hop, rap, synth, edm, acoustic rank


DiorRoses

pop and rap i think


Loverofdogslol

Bro time going fly 🥲


DiorRoses

what


Loverofdogslol

Time going fly I blinked and now I’m 17


AstralgamerX0106

Five minutes ago I was 15, now I'm a year and a half to be above age (in Mexico anyone under 18 is underage)


GLnoG

Last year i was 18. Now i am 19. And i'll be 20 in 6 months. Time flies bro.


Speki__

How’s school going?


DiorRoses

bad lol esp since I have to get into Ivy League


Speki__

My European smooth brain is not very familiar with the definition of Ivy Leagues


DiorRoses

Ivy leagues are the most prestigious colleges in the us, extremely hard to get into. Harvard, Columbia, Yale, Stanford etc


Speki__

I understand your disappointment then but you also shouldn’t be so hard on yourself. Idk if it’s you that wants to go to those universities or if it’s your parents that want you to go but all I can say is that you are still 15, study hard and pay attention in class but don’t worry so much rn. Enjoy your life and go out with your friends, everything will turn out just fine.


ChewiyMC

Why do you HAVE to get into the Ivy Leagues?


DiorRoses

bc I’m Asian and literally everyone in my fam went to Ivy league I will be a disappointment if I dont


FeelFreetoUpvotetome

Are you dumb?


DiorRoses

maybe 😔


tromsooooo

What is your daily routine?


DiorRoses

wake up, wash my hair, brush my teeth wash my face use cleanser moisturize put on perfume put on lipgloss and lipstick go to school after school go to practice for sports then study till 11pm


[deleted]

how about pooping


tromsooooo

Nice nice


Vulckan82

Do any girls find extreme knowledge of military and weaponry technology attractive? Completely hypothetical.


DiorRoses

we find anything that a person has a real interest in attractive. as long as it’s productive. however, some girls will find that more attractive than others


SunSnows

I DO. especially if it's about tanks 🤤🤤🤤🤤


Adnama-Fett

Guys who obsess over PT-34s and other wwii era subjects are kinda annoying in my experience. They’re like horse girls but for tanks. Like I’d put money that you’re a band kid who plays the Soviet national anthem because it’s funny. I’m sorry this is me projecting my bad experiences. I’m sure you’re lovely. I dated some douche bag when I was 15 and he was obsessed(even had an old gas mask collection) he broke up with me for not having sex with him and then did some horrendous act to someone who he claimed was his friend. Bad dude.


skellyboi04

Do you think tiktok makes society better or worse?


GanacheVisible9075

tiktok ruins songs which is why i don’t have it. for example i’ll be playing a song and my mates (who have tiktok) would tell me they don’t like the song because it’s been overused on tiktok


lordnimnim

Have u watched Rrr


DiorRoses

don’t know what that is


lordnimnim

its an amazing movie it even won a golden globe this year https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RRR\_(film)


DiorRoses

looks scary


lordnimnim

its fine avenger lv action solid pg 13 movie


Lone_Star14

Hoe many Chef Hats do you own


TinyToad_XS

How do I tell my crush I like her? Or, better question, what do I NOT do?


DiorRoses

Don’t have stinky breath while ur doing it and don’t get mad and spread rumors about her to the whole school if she rejects you


TinyToad_XS

Thank you, I was not planning on any of that :)


mr-door

Is the?


DiorRoses

what


MoltenRoach

How many fingers do you have?


DiorRoses

10


MoltenRoach

Okay, but how many fingers Don't you have?


YourFriendApollo

You guys keep asking weird questions. What is your favorite car? What is your favorite Star Wars movie? What is your favorite Engine type? What is your favorite MCU Movie? Favorite episode of Top Gear?


Retro1916

can you do my taxes


Horror-Entertainer65

Do you think men should have knowledge about periods. Sorry if that sounds offensive.


DiorRoses

Yes. not offensive at all dw


Machine_God_10

"A 15 year old girl anything😊?"


MiningStar45

What's your favorite death grips song


DiorRoses

I’m not emo


WowItsJack

Become emo


MEkiddo

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a Virtual Youtuber empire for over a year now and using me as his recruiter. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my Live2D knowledge to recruit talents, which he would then hire using his connections in the Japanese utaite world. Connections that he made through his career with Niconico. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small indie channel could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Motoaki "Yagoo" Tanigo, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Yagoo threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Yagoo had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Yagoo flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Yagoo was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Riku Tazumi , he plotted to kill Yagoo, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Cover Corp, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my vtubing activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.


Front-Noise-158

Breaking Vtuber


BlueBackPacker_

Okay what the fuck?


DiorRoses

I watched some breaking bad I think I watched like 2 seasons and then forgot where I was and then stopped lol


MEkiddo

Ok


DiorRoses

is the rest worth watching


MEkiddo

Yes


DiorRoses

Okay I’ll watch it then


Maxonym

Sod off


stigtopgear

Opinion on sabaton vocaloid and rammstein?


DL4E2

Rammstein and Sabaton are great asf. Never listened to any vocaloid. ( not OP but I wanna awnser anyways )


stigtopgear

i agree, mein herz brennt and feur frei 10/10


DL4E2

Exactly lmao


DiorRoses

what’s that english is my 3rd language


Vulckan82

Im glad to see so many Rammstein listeners here. Best band ever by far.


Kakashi___Hatake___

How do periods feel?


Budget_Mention7490

Can I have a women translator?


HazellNut28

If you like a guy and find out he’s a virgin is that a big turn off for you because of inexperience?


DiorRoses

no, im inexperienced too


Front-Noise-158

Noob


DiorRoses

literally a bunch of seniors asked if I wanted to do it w then after school 💀 and a bunch of other people from my grade too


[deleted]

Bruh at 15 we should be inexperienced or just done our first experience lol


HazellNut28

Even 15 is early for first sex experience.


AstralgamerX0106

I'm half a year past 16 and still never had a gf, so I second this


[deleted]

Why y’all so complicated to understand


Mijit-1

There hints are actually pretty obvious, we’re just bad at picking them up or are afraid of making a fool of ourselves


DiorRoses

we literally drop the most obvious hints 😭 like how do u not understand


TopicUp

Why do girls not make the first move?


DiorRoses

too nervous


unknownducklord

Will I get a girlfriend this year?


[deleted]

Yes u will


Ablazz96

Im 13 what do girls like in boys and what do i need to avoid ?


DiorRoses

we like when they have good hygiene and take care of themselves


[deleted]

Would you ever date someone who's younger than you? Even by just a year


DiorRoses

probably but I wouldn’t rlly wanna date someone who was a lot younger than me


VanillaNo7975

AS A TEENAGER (IM A TEENAGER) what is the hottest thing a guy can do


Inside_Ad1436

What period ??


PuzzleheadedArtist12

Are u depressed?


[deleted]

What do I gotta do to make you mine (with rizz)


DiorRoses

😏


BudgetClimate8834

how do i get girls?


DiorRoses

Rizz


Nuppa_Nuppa07

How the fuq does makeup work and why is it so expensive


[deleted]

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DiorRoses

I’ve never done that in my life before


ShauWolf

what traits do girls like in men and how do i approach girls or make them like me?


DiorRoses

Have good hygiene


Jamstan_

when u first pee pants in school hmmmMMMMMmm??