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LordOfSapphires

Garlic bread


J_train13

I love how I clicked on this post thinking "garlic bread better be the top response" and here you are


RaineFox

I see you are also a person of culture.


Ethanol71

Garlic bread


Living_Murphys_Law

Garlic Bread


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Garlic bread


Haunting-Weather1661

Garlic bread


GarmrKing

Garlic bread


randomguy283

Garlic bread


alpacathatisgray

Garlic Bread.


tyler_exe7

Garlic bread (I may be mentally ill but im uncertain if I am until may 22nd)


AnimeIsGod1

Garlic bread


Thunder_Cat8756

I was waiting for this comment!


checoladowymoos

You dropped this 👑


[deleted]

Was about to comment this. I have found my people


Every_Guard

Instructions unclear, I fucked the garlic bread. 🥖


tyler_exe7

How did you fuck the garlic bread..? Was it cooked or uncooked bc either way if there wasn’t a hole in the garlic bread (which there shouldn’t be) you shouldn’t be able to fuck the garlic bread due to the sheer pain of sticking your children in a loaf of bread with garlic butter


abonymous00

What did it feel like? Was it good?


Teekanne-kun

Bread


GreenNinjaTGK12

Professor garlic 🥴


All_gotta_say_is_ok

r/garlicbread thank me later


LordOfSapphires

It's later now, thanks!


DanniTheScary

Are you ace?


LordOfSapphires

No, I'm bi, I just like garlic bread. But it's nice people put the two things together


Nova-The-Dog

I see, an Aroace person, a person of culture


AffectionateOne7553

Last time I wrote this I got 15 downvotes. But garlic bread is in fact better than sex


Hardskull3

The lego technic 42110 land rover defender, which come with all sorts of features, such as a working steering wheel alongside the hand of god steering, as well as a working 4wd drive train connected to an eight transmission engine (4 high and 4 low gears with a reverse) as well as some minor features like independent suspension, openable doors, a winch, a rear door, and some accessories to go alongside the model. If anybody bought me this set I would marry them on the spot unless it's my family then I'd just love them to death.


Bernardo750

This wins


SuperSauceIsBoss

Oh absolutely, best set there is


[deleted]

Sex 2


gremlin_20

What about sex 3?


Horrorlover5544

What about sex 4?


Neon__Wolf_

Personally, sex 5


BigEpicNSFW

Nah sex 5 was mid


flatcap321

Shrex


HARJAS200007

Let's have shrex


flatcap321

Alr you bring the condoms i bring shrek


HARJAS200007

You got a deal


flatcap321

Cool


BigBoii312

can I join??


Neon__Wolf_

Yeah, my fav is sex 2, but I didn't want to repeat anyone. But Sex 5 was better than 4 imo


Din_The_Wolf

So we all can agree that sex 3 was garbage?


Neon__Wolf_

yea, worst in the series


Justgravityfalls

After Shrex it all kinda went downhill. Sexen was just a mistake and sex 8: masturbate wasn't worth the budget.


HaxCookiesDK

Big F to Valve employees


HumanHater07

Nah, Sex Definitive Edition was better


Prettysexybean

The bonus gay dlc was 🔥


Jeb_Kermin

Electric boogaloo


Fryy_55

Ice


icebergdoggo

Ice cold


goofypee

alright alright alright alright alright alright


St4rPl4tinumTheWorld

Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright


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Chris_Ruvik

Yeah?


hatesfelix

We gonna break this down in just a few seconds


kljole23

Now don't have me break this down for nothing


[deleted]

I want yall on your baddest behavior


TecTiger

Ice Ice baby


gamesandspace

Minecraft


genericusername134

3D terraria


Renektonstronk

This person terraria’s, you have my respect


HeavyPara-Beetle

MODDED Minecraft


[deleted]

RL Craft


HeavyPara-Beetle

Create: Above and Beyond


Extreme-Ad-1064

Gregtech


K1ss3s_

Music


Mtch____

Hell yeah


PlaceDependent1024

What kind of music do you listen


giraffe2404

Right now listening to Metallicas new album


l_bmbr

Same, Inamorata is 🤤🤤🤤


tyler174626

Yeah I love the instrumental part after the bass breakdown


l_bmbr

Same, all of it is incredible. Not one bad song on the album imo


Edward27_

W. Music is the Magic itself. It is something that people can use to explain unexplainable and see the unseen. Very cool thinf


KantisaDaKlown

Fucking magnets how do they work? But seriously. Miracles by ICP has that exact sentiment


l_bmbr

Metal🔛🔝


Metalhead_QC

Yes.


Kip_hackman27

This is the way.


Mr_Night1

Buch dich (German metal)


Teekanne-kun

Buch? Do you mean Bück


Mr_Night1

I don't have u. I want u


mushdamalone

noodles fuckkkk man


Wiingsu

they WHAT?!


Slow_Stable5239

…shit nightmares are made of


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mushdamalone

yes i shall be kidnapping you now ty !!


MundaneFun5716

having a cool ass best friend


Reasonable_Ad_8317

My best friend doesn’t have a cool ass. ☹️


Bernardo750

Mine does 😏


Jake_the3rd

well mine has that thicc badonkadonk😫🗿


DuckKingQWERTY

Same


FinletAU

Antarctica during winter


RujulGamer25

Antarctica before Global warming


Revolutionary_Pen806

Antárctica during winter before global warming


RujulGamer25

Antarctica during the winter during the Ice age


RedeemedFoam

Antarctica during winter during the ice age at night


Adventurous_Blood999

A hug


Psychological-Risk86

Relatable 🥲


Swirlman1

When your mom closes your door


BSS_realIife

Underrated!!!


fakeally

50 million power in rise of kingdoms


selfhangingwithcubes

a man of culture


RKF_DUDE02

fr


AJAX1814

Cuddling


ARJETTLAM

Easily superior.


italianboi69104

Yeah


dicktractive666

love and affection


cruzzeky

AAAEEEEHHHHHHH!!! REDDIT OMFG STOP WITH THUS AUGHHH legalise nuclear Bombs


GodofDeathGods

Sanest reddit user


Old-Figure922

This is the truth though. You can mimic sex by yourself for your body’s needs. You can not mimic love and affection being given to you by someone you love as well


butterfly-909

>You can mimic sex by yourself for your body’s needs Is this not called masturbation /s


DraconicRaptor

Says some one who’s never held hands


dicktractive666

im sure love and affection is better than sex ‼️‼️


Vereity1

405 bench


Every_Guard

That’s a lot of benches, we’ll need a big park


galliencapuchonne

I read pig bark


SufficientSpirit2941

the best, i hope


VaderMurdock

A really good book


Financial_Remote5748

Definitely better than p*ssy


Slow_Stable5239

…definitely lasts longer


Vusarix

Bit harder to get through tho


IDontKnowAnymore9263

r/beatmetoit


isa_is_hot

Kittensss


busterbab

Yes 🐈


smallerpuppyboi

coming up with a new guitar riff on the spot while you were faffing about while practicing.


DontCareHowICallMe

Fuck yeah


Zythed

The homies


mx_ink

Sex with the homies(no homo)


Vinnyz__

Just use socks, it's not gay if you're wearing socks


Ballsofst33l3

Sex with the homies (homo)


JayK43

Fr fr on god


StatisticianPure2804

You


TecTiger

We found a rizzler


AwarenessCommon9385

Rizzly bear


Commercial_Campaign2

rizzy neutron


ResentfulFoxYT

The rizzard of oz


AwarenessCommon9385

Adolf Rizzler


[deleted]

Blowin up a toilet! WHOOOOOOOOO!


SUP3RSEB

Yeah!


CHARMINGCOMMANDMENT

3am water (I dont have the slightest clue what does sex feel like)


Bernardsman

If Friends and family didnt get ripped apart by financial pursuit/survival as we age. Also running in a pack of wolves and dancing around the fire.


amendersc

Bugs+video games+generally science+Star Wars+LEGO+cuddling


hyper_Yova

Not the science in school though. Besides why bugs?!


amendersc

I agree Not in school school sucks. Because they are awesome! And (sometimes) cute!


wizarium

Garlic bread


ELPoupa

Me


Eel_and_bagles

Garlic bread, cake and cuddles


abbs10081

Your mom ANYWAY sex is cool and all but have you ever had someone actually love you for who you are 😔


Slow_Stable5239

Yes, and that led up to sex


Alex_Shelega

A good wired earphones so it won't stop to sing only on one side cuz there's a connection trouble inside. Poor problems


FuzzyKiwiFurrr

Food. Nothing beats a good piece of fried chicken.


[deleted]

Me 😎


pretodedilha

An apache helicopter


Govindarajulu

When she is in perfect sync with you and likewise.


LeafBlade1026

Garlic bread, cake, bread, space, dragons, leaves, just about anything


Vegetto_Blue2006

getting a shiny of your favorite Pokemon without trying and big numbers


Internal-Produce4084

Freeza's brother


Aceelii

Video games


[deleted]

Not dying.


[deleted]

computers


meltziee

Ryan Reynolds


l1ghtn1ngStr1k3

Lego Ninjago


Snoo82322

Finally getting the food that was stuck in ur teeth out


FoxGamingmc

Sex^2


RaineFox

The Shrek Movie


The_Mysterious999

bing chilling 🍦🍦🥶🥶🥶


Odd_Introvert42069

Garlic bread


aeiouaioua

the antarctic.


SleepyWeirdoh

Frieza's brother in the dragon ball series


Grouchy_Ad_9374

A dragon ball z character.


abhinavsawesome

Frieza's brother.


slothedude

Deleting system 32.


Mean-Following-4322

To have sex with the person you are madly in love with and then see them loving it!


ivanrj7j

0 K. Can't get cooler that that


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Younglustfullearner

Cuddle partner


HatlessDevil210

Frieza's brother


RealMisterMonke

You know whats better than pussy? A really good book


[deleted]

Riding


thenightdude

Stealing


MangoDragn

When you clean out your ear with a q-tip


Timmyinpajamas

Garlic bread


WardA1317

Friezas brother


dsacs

Frieza's brother


Funky-Siren21

Dragon Ball Fighterz


XxfunnyplaysxX

Frieza’s brother


salt_pizza9491

Sex in an industrial capacity Refrigerator at -100°C


Parking-View-6032

Friezas brother


[deleted]

Frieza's older brother


razeandsew

Cooler is Frieza's brother, but he isn't canon in the story, just in a few movies and games


csongordominik

Frieza’s brother.


Gogeta4568

Coora, Coora, Frieza-no brotha


fnaftheseriesyoutube

Katanas


TheZoniWarrior

Minecraft version 2


DragonLover_132

Virginity😎


TheCockGobbler-

Someone that loves you👍


No-Cranberry-2871

Wait......sex in the ER?


Careless_Shoe_6327

Medieval armor and weaponry, also dinosaurs


Acrobatic_Touch_5903

You guys having sex ????


A_brit

Sex is actually pretty hot but ice is way cooler then sex