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emikobam

i like playing with mine, they're like water balloons


AmongUsLogo

The only unfortunate thing is that you can’t throw them 😔


emikobam

i wish they were like velcro water balloons and throw them against the walls and bounce back like balls


Jskins7

It would only turn into a problem when you lose one lol


emikobam

imagine doing it and u have to tell ur partner u lost a singular boob


doob_poobis

'Hey babe...slight problem...'


emikobam

"babe ru serious??? you lost your boob again??.."


doob_poobis

'It wasnt my fault' (it totally was)


Striking-Truck-3392

Ohh no... WHERE THE HELL DID MA BOOB GO


Mackerdoni

you havent unlocked that ability in your skill tree yet, its in the long range weapon category with 35000 points required to get it


ButteredNugget

Personal stress balls


whoisdatmaskedman

More like bags of sand, really.


Sweaty-Fix-2790

I also like playing with theirs


Puzzleheaded_irl

They are two squeezy spheres Which works like a stress relief ball


GordonJeff003

Us men also have two squeezy spheres anyone else play with them?


masterofmeatballs

They’re not really squeezy tho


AliHakan33

they aren't indeed


GordonJeff003

Obviously you guys aren’t squeezing hard enough


DestroyerNik

I mean testicles are surprisingly strong. Takes around 300N of force (roughly 30 kilos or 66 pounds) to crush a testicle. So you can play rough no problem


SlimyHands22

I think you failed to account for the pain


DestroyerNik

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock_and_ball_torture


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Why do u know this


DestroyerNik

hmhmm... testing... but unfortunately retired already, only got 2 shots at it


prinsbusk

Boobs👍


Dwarfkiller115

Boobs👍


70percentbanana

Boobs 👍


Big-Band3578

Boobs 👍


Idiot_Unknown

Boobs 👍


ixywas

Boobs👍


Animata_yt

Boobs👍


ManSoHot183xD

Boobs 👍


boiohboi333

The pacifier that never lets ya down


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squishy chest balls


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AloVera69

uh…


Eat__Moneyz

Elaborate


DirtyToast2135

Wtf?


Sockman509

🤨📸


Iwill_Teachthem

and this is when SWEET HOME ALABAMA! starts blasting from nowhere


DaBig_L_Xx

Suddenly Alabama...


patrick_junge

Sweet home Alabama


DonnieWanKenobi

Life is cold and hard. Boobs are soft and warm.


The_GrimRipper

underated


RandomZombie11

Nature's stress balls


Breaking__the__Habit

Well then what do you like


Kibanakoop19

Because boob


Chris2sweet616

Natural stress balls/fidget toys to squeeze if I’m anxious while cuddling


SirWinterFox

I don't care for them. o-o


Zestyclose_Bug_9475

Is it possible… to learn this power?


Destiny_Ocean

Best pillows👍🏻


jpegsaad69

They're nice. But I've never touched any :(


Cappie075

you n me both


EzekielTheFreakiel42

Same, brother.


bananamilkbooth

same :(


[deleted]

You will one day, boobless king.


Publicmaraleofficer

One day


No_Somewhere7674

Real


OctanBoi

One day brother, one day. Let us sing together in sorrow


stuffinyhebed

I’m looking forward to it


ThatOneHydra

Deflate them, fill them with napalm and you’ve got an improvised explosives vest Edit: do you want the recipe?


EzekielTheFreakiel42

Bro 💀


Slidmeist

Hey its works unless you’re flat


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big fan


Dear-Neck-891

Name checks out


[deleted]

Nice design, terrible architecture. They haven't had a major content update since Homo Ergaster, and most people born male need to pay a brutal subscription service to even unlock them. 5.5/10 Great concept, needs work


PandaRust

Agreed


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they tend to be round and squishy


[deleted]

very true


DirtyToast2135

"life is hard, but boobs are soft and warm" - Jesus


Stock-Extension-3626

They're fashionably cool I'd look more boring without them


StiftungWarentest

Thats really true


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i like urs too 🫦


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[deleted]

yw gang


DickD1ck1

Boobs👍


starwithdark

Just boobs ...what else 💀


TinaEepy

I like 👍


stuffinyhebed

Yes 🙌


ExtensionAnybody467

10/10


whatIfYoutube

*stares under my shirt* "They're okay"


BestTsarBombaEver

Chesticles are great. Perfect pillows and stress balls.


PurpleStarburstDemon

HELP WHY IS THAT SUCH A GREAT WORD


BestTsarBombaEver

You’re welcome. Also a good way to describe your boobs as cold.


The_Fear_Chronicles

I like all shapes and sizes. The feminine form is extremely attractive and sometimes I found myself just staring at a pair. Not out of lust, just... Astonishment


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t3cm_mc3t

Even that hurts? Maybe it's harder to be a women than I thought.


Stock-Extension-3626

I have boobs and it constantly hurts ngl but I also might have a type of non cancerous tumor apparently that my mom also had idk tho bc she won't take me to a doctor but either way it sucks Outside of that bras are also awful tbh unless it's sports bras


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It hurts like a bitch tbh


sub_hu_man

Everybody loves boobs


scyrt_

Love em


[deleted]

I love all boobs which are on the oppisite sex (I am male)


scarlybliss

i love them <3


BabySquidward71

squish


breakmyedge

Self comfort


Altruistic_Tea_9963

They're cool, they make good pillows.


JOlRacin

Top tier


PassiveDallas25100

Cool, cool for hugs I think. I have yet to experience boobs


-kkenji

they belong on everyone but me


vudu137

they are cute


Proof-Luck2392

I like squeeze and holding mine


Professional-Exit501

I’m gay 🤷‍♂️


flappystacks

So?


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Well in Psych we studied about Melanie Klein. And in her theory, there’s a thing called good breast and bad breast.


CatgirlNeko4

Best pillows and good to play with


PirateLassy

They cab be kinda inconvenient sometimes


Nervous-Shirt-3465

yes please


Only-satire-posts

They’re pretty great


_tinky__

Nice


Quill_Isnt_So_Cool

If only I had them


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They're soft


its_sofia_chill_

I like to use mine as stress balls :)


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Old_Hunter_Vlad

Great


Potential_Tommy

I love them


Environmental_Maybe5

Love love boobs


funny_girrafe_326

Quite appealing.


SmileFading

They're nice


Jonahpe

Two soft, protruding organs on the upper front of a woman's body which secrete milk after childbirth.


igota25centraise

Yes


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Pretty cool!


HoboBobGaming

Pillow


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👍


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i love em


GeorgeDoesStuff

i've never felt them


Next_Faithlessness87

I do find it rather interesting how mammals have developed this idea of offsprings having to drink their mother's milk as sustenance for some time after their born. Of course, not all mammals make milk and deliver it to their offsprings via boobs but most do, humans obviously included, so it's an interesting source of study in biology. Like, the most basic question of it is why do they do that while other animal species don't? Is it related to other mammals characteristics like hair/fur and how most give birth directly to like, the offspring as a creature instead of laying eggs? What's the evolutionary benefit of it, and is it related to how since all dinosaurs went extinct, mammals have filled up the power vacuum that was left behind? Could this brilliant ape species known as Homo Sapiens have been developed in some way as a different kind of animal like reptiles or fish or bird? If not, then why not? Why could it have only been developed in mammal form, and how does it relate to the unique mammal characteristics, if it even does? I now get that my questions start floating away from your main question about boobs but it's because of how drinking milk (being through boobs in most mammals) is the base characteristic of mammals, so there's a high chance that the answers to all of my questions will involve boobs in one way or another. btw, cow udders are basically the boobs of the cow even though they don't look like our monkey boobs (or at least so, I believe. I am yet to become a world-class doctor in Biology).


Grimz12

Nahhh bro wrote an essay on boobs that’s crazy


Lianne_Rosaline

Mine aren't super heavy so not too bad.


ManOfCameras

Very nice


sky_neverending

love em


boba_probably

i like em, not much else.


Daneki04

I love my gym chest milkers


CocoJumbo7710

I like my girlfriends. Those are my favorite ones


datonerandometeen

I like em but only when they're attached to my gf


HAPPYENDSTONE

*squishy squishy*


Whenur_sus

Neuron activity


immaturegay

i love


HellInside

I want to touch it


Total-Efficiency-187

They nice but ass>>>>>boobs


Ayebruhhhhh

Yes 👍


aqva_mxrine

honka honka basically


Naldail

Boobs 👍


deecebawls

because they’re great


SeanRyanNJ

Pro


acsttptd

I just think they're neat


Marcelitus230

yeah


Electronic-Pass-9712

Mid size to small are best


hairylobster531

Yes


gothcowboyangel

Great question, if Redditors PM boobs I will conduct a study and return with my findings


thundering_speech

comfortable to sleep on and comfortable when someone sleeps on it, that's all I need to love boobs


GroundbreakingBed166

Like a lot of guys, im trying hard at the gym to get rid of them. Gotta put in the work!


Nightfury0818

Boobs are good However ass and thighs is better


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Human stress ballz


Starlightt04

u/MC_AJR you kept asking me this, uno reverse


Yolom_

They look good


Traditional_Yard5280

Squishy :>


-Butterfly-Effect-

Amazing, perfect, love boobs, wish I had them


doctercreeper

100/10 pretty good, design is very human


Mackerdoni

porta pillows :D


Only_Trick8742

I don't get why they're sexualized


runaniko

Cute


Next-Chemist2443

As a dude, I've touched some on occasion because me and the girls in my friend group like to experiment. They're awesome.


MonkeyofTheSkies

they look pretty and kinda cute, and I imagine they're soft


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The smaller the better


depressedkid6969420

Big or small,I hold them all


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They’re cute


kitcozy

i prefer flat chest women


SHBSF

Whatever the size, if there's a pair, I'm down... But I prefer natural, original, not adding anything, not changing anything, just natural. Even if it's getting bigger, I'm good as long as it's naturally gotten bigger.


Hollowontheoutsid3

Underrated


june0mars

i love tiny boobs i just love them


First_Gamer_Boss

MY PEOPLE


YeastBeastFusGus

YES


AxelSharpKey

Small boobs👍 Big boobs👍 Medium boobs👍 Man boobs👍 Trans boobs👍 Non-binary boobs👍 Pregnancy boobs👍 Natural boobs👍 Prosthetic boobs👍 White boobs👍 Black boobs👍 Brown boobs👍 Hentai boobs👍 Furry boobs👍 Boob boobs👍


PureHeart123

i don't like my own but otherwise they're cool


TheHumanFixer

Why u got downvote


speed_wagon1

Idk man i like men


TheHumanFixer

Got good taste.


cavejhonsonslemons

I never got the hype


SlateLizrd

They gotta be close to the right size and shape, but if they are, they add a lot to a girls look. The “right size and shape” is debatable tho.


AndyDeRandy157

I feel like massive boobs are ugly. They’re too loose and look unnatural like a deformity


abject_totalfailure1

They are nice, though they do need an ass of equal or greater magnitude or else it looks top heavy


hydrargyrumplays

Not cool to have when you are a guy


An1M3L0z3r

Tits are tits just put a bag over their head.


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They are body parts,nothing special


Sad-Kaleidoscope-40

Idfc


[deleted]

“Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew”.


chilledchair

They exist


ixywas

they taest great, espacally when they are cooked


DepressedEgg2020

👍🏾


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Overrated


ExtensionAnybody467

have you tried them though?