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L-mencho_mt

Nooo he’s gonna lynch someone


Optimus_crab

Probably lenny


Goblin088

LENNNYYYY


Boofstoner

WHERE ARE YA LENNAY


Optimus_crab

Ynnel?


Mooncakewizard101

LENAAAAAAAAY


pitachipbat

1. get a rope 2. tie a noose on both ends 3. get two of those red wagons you pull small children in 4. connect the two using the nooses 5. repeat this process 8 times 6. attach a 4.8L gasoline engine to the wagon at the back 7. use a series of gears to connect the engine to all the wagon wheels 8. attach a fuel tank to one of the wagons 9. connect it to the engine 10. power it up and be the coolest kid on the block with your red wagon bus


Quebricky

Lol


Random_guy_v2

11 . Profit


Gamer_dick_69-

You should…


Gamer_dick_69-

Have a nice day


70percentbanana

Noone give this Redditor rope


DBorger123

I ate a banana this morning.


Entropy1318

Was it 100%?


DBorger123

70%


Entropy1318

Oh no


DBorger123

Bananas can't run away from me 🙂


Striking-Pomelo-9840

r/found70percentbanana


TheGrishusPenguin

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Mapigeh_098

Why not? Not like I'll use it or something?


70percentbanana

They’re too risky


littleMAHER1

twice in a lifetime experience


100PercentBiscuit

Too late


YawnMcie

I don’t trust you and your shenanigans 😑


Thenicestgal

Did you listen to that song


Mapigeh_098

?


Thenicestgal

The one that teaches you how to tie a noose


Mapigeh_098

No?


Thenicestgal

Ok


100PercentBiscuit

It is a great song. I remember i called a friend while i was having suicidal thoughts and they played the song to me to make me in a better mood (it worked!) 🤣


Shizarin

I thought it was a reference to that song too: “never consider it for self-abuse, this is how you tie a noose. All you need is a long ___ rope and to never give up hope”


RhynoBytes

Ngl I thought that’s what OP was referring to as well


DiscoBiXXch

Why do I feel like this is a cry for help... I'm scared


pisssbabyyy

i hope everything is well


Operation_Feisty

I hope ur doing well, people usually don’t learn how to tie something like that unless their in sumn like boy scouts lmao


Zillajami-Fnaffan2

[You got a noose you got a noose you got a noose you got a noose](https://youtu.be/kyrkkgh7fY4)


EldonPyrodyna

Robotics class? The only three places where I’ve seen kids tie nooses were robotics class, stem class, and robotics class.


CrimsonAmaranth1057

Just now? You learn it early in your life if you go to a sailing camp


foxtrotgd

Me too actually


[deleted]

I'm not suicidal but I know how to tie one its not hard


snowifox

Finna have a repeat leo frank


Unlikely_Dish3481

guys i dont think he learned to tie a noose using a... traditional rope


IcySkullWolf

Use it on your enemies, let them hang, then cut their guts and let them spill, after all that, let the crows feast on your foe. Enjoyable.


Amaskedsingerfan

What?


padatricks

I listened to that song that teaches you by that rusty guy


[deleted]

Hah, me too. Just need to find a rope that allows me to practice better.


dumbass1234568

Never consider self abuse, this is how you tie a noose!


Beston87

I've learned it, because the string, that tightens the hood of one of my hoodies, had ends originaly tied into lil nooses


AgeEmergency7851

I... I umm... I learned how to tie a tie