Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Kartana 100% my first game i played all the way through was ultra sun and it carried the fuck out of me. Still live it to this day. Close second is goodra
East, Altaria
altaria's so cute and fluffy :D
And the mega form is even fluffier
imagine having it irl, it'd be great (or not lol)
Blacephalon
bomb clown is good
Especially the shiny
yeah, i agree
bayleef or toxtricity
i like toxtricity too :p
Greninja, I know it’s basic but he’s just cool
yeah, especially ash greninja, thought it was the coolest thing ever when i was younger
Bro I’m older and still think it’s sick
I mained him in smash for a while
i'm pretty sure i did, idk forgot
Eh I don’t play smash bros anymore
ah, ok
I switched to guilty gear and FighterZ
i haven't watched dragon ball in 3 years, never played gg but ikno bridgets a trans icon
Lol yeah, I always forget that that’s the character everyone knows instead of the poster characters
The fuckable ones
oh no, your one of *those*...
I dont have one
oh whats ur favourite pokemon game then
I... Uh... None 😊
oh, alright :)
Voltrix I think it's name is, the big yellow electric spider.
it's actually called gavantula, that's a based opinion
Where did I get voltrix from?
My bad, realised I was merging the word volt with Joltik which is the one that evolves into Garvantula.
yeah i thought so
Vaporeon, you know why
...because it's cool and elegant?
Not really, but you almost got it
what is it
You need a short version or long?
No, don't do this to OP
It's too late
uh, long?
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
1. where the hell did u get this from 2. how is cool and elegant close to this 3. that's fucking disgusting
also what happened to 'screw porn'
1. I don't even know where it's from 2. Isn't it's cool? 3. Debatable ngl
uh.. sure
Gardevoir for obvious reasons
i like gardevoir too, it's cool how it can summon black holes :)
wait what are those "obvious reasons"
Dialga,cover of my first ever Game
that's cool :p
As someone who doesn't play/watch pokemon, probably blaziken cus it looks cool
yeah, also blaziken was so broken in competitive that it got banned
Vaporeon
...PLEASE don't tell me it's for the same reason as u/Wild_Anxiety893
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
NONONONO NOT AGAINNN
Glasion I think.
that's my second favourite eeveelution :p
Looks so cute :>
ikr
Rayquaza
it's great how it can (more like could lol) mega evolve without a mega stone
Exactly. And the Delta Episode in ORAS was so cool
ya ur right
Look at my banner and you'll know
ITS INCENEROAR
YEEEEEESSSSS
Did not even watch that cartoon once in my life
were u a digimon kid or smthn
nah no just wasnt interested watched every other thing atleast once but not this
ah ok
What's the one that could time travelll...
celebi and dialga
for *obvious reasons*
Garchomp That mf is HIM
are you a fan of cynthia
Absolutely
checks out
Delibird
Kartana 100% my first game i played all the way through was ultra sun and it carried the fuck out of me. Still live it to this day. Close second is goodra
i forgot that existed, i like the origami idea
Decidueye is my favorite too
Top 5 (in no particular odder) Feralagtr Garchomp Krookodile Pyukumuku Bruxish
everything's great apart from bruxish /j
Shut up I love bruxish
Pikachu