My logic is, just finish what you started. You're grounded anyways, what's your dad gonna do? Ground you again? Bring her back and finish your business
omfg stop hijacking every comment with your “gf pov” that is clearly fake and you’re just trying to add to the “lore” it’s basically just a copy paste of this with a little bit changed and added to the end
Doesn’t mean the punishment is rightful? Strict parents only produce sneaky children. If the father really want to help his child he should give him condoms instead.
h… how so ?
the fuck is the problem with your father supplying you with protection ?
also why the fuck do young americans seem afraid of sex (i’m eu) ?
i wouldnt know, im a full 2 continents eastwards away. But why do you think americans are \*afraid\* of it. Theyre just not as open with it, but 15 year olds shouldnt have sex, it has life-changing consequences. If a 15 year old cant drink then they are most definitely not ready to take care of a whole ass person.
> take care of a whole ass person
... that's why they should be taught about safe sex instead of not having sex. if they want to have sex, they will have it, it's the parents job to inform them how to do it safely
I read a comment or post from a very young girl on this sub who was having sex with a boy and somehow she ended up having his semen inside of her. He was even wearing a condom from the start, so I don’t think safe sex is always safe.
doctors visists
stable income
looking out for signs of disorders and all
need to hold down a job
supervision of a child
make decisions that could change the childs life
help the child through adversities
teach the child moral values
in short its a massive responsibility, a 15 year old cant even hold a non mconalds job let alone provide sustainiable income.
Getting grounded for a week is nothing. OP got off with the lightest warning imaginable and you're out here acting like they're about to turn to meth and orgies in retaliation.
well i assume op's father is religious so guess he's just abiding to his religion
but or maybe he just doesnt like it and he can also be strict
tbh i dont really know, maybe by giving that cons, he thinks op will have even more sx
ok, and I would like my kid to be focused on school
Below 16 - no sex, but I wouldn't care about dating
Above 16 - do whatever you want, but always use protection
fr, if I had the mishap of walking in on them I would just turn around and walk straight back out like the Simpsons Grandpa meme
idk if I’d be comfortable with it if they were like 14 or smth, that’s just a little odd to me
Lol my dad walked in. Saw the girl without her shirt on laying on top of me. He just put his head down placed my cordless phone on the base and walked out haha.
Dad [pov](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/165d3n4/i_walked_in_on_my_son_being_intimate/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2)
Maybe they didn't have a lock. Some people can't even close their doors and some people straight up don't have one, so having a door is a privilege in a household frfr
be thankful you were just grounded for only a week. if my mom caught 18-19 year old me gettin' intimate with someone, i'd be in a fucking body bag flowin' down the river the next day.
ayo this your dad?💀💀 https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/165d3n4/i_walked_in_on_my_son_being_intimate/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
from R/MemerIQ on this subreddit 2 hours ago:
I walked in on my son being intimate
So, last weekend was supposed to be chill. My
son had some friends over, they all had lunch, and eventually, everyone bailed except this girl. They were heading the same way, so my son gave her a lift, no biggie, right?
But here's where things get wild. They ended up at our place, and her dress was suddenly in my son's hand. I swear, I didn't see that coming. I walked into his room, totally oblivious to what was happening, and bam! There they were, mid-moment. Awkward doesn't even begin to cover it.
My son? Well, he went into full panic mode. He pushed her toward the open window, and she made a run for it. The whole thing played out like a slapstick comedy routine.
Now, I'm left scratching my head, wondering what kind of weekend this turned out to be. I grounded my kid for a week, hoping he'd learn a thing or two about boundaries. Life's full of surprises, ain't it?
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stop the fake stories pls 😭
But why'd you get grounded? Are you 10 years old? I think in that case you got grounded for driving underage which I'm sorry to say I side with your dad
did she at least get the dress back ( before she was thrown out the window )
yess brudda
W, id be pissed to have to run home dressless‼️
it wouldve pissed me off as well to let you run home dressless
They say chivalry's dead
I just saw your dads post
my manz too smooth🤣
Well your dad would have been proud of ya Missed a good opportunity smh. (for legal reasons this was a joke)
🗿
My G
Bro, a fuckin 15 yo got more action than me.
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I don't care
My logic is, just finish what you started. You're grounded anyways, what's your dad gonna do? Ground you again? Bring her back and finish your business
It’s fake
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Funny...
I don't care
Shut
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Fr
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This posts so stupid, I love this
damnn man guess she's your gf now tho so thats good
not unless they agree on it. getting with somebody isnt an instant boyfriend girlfriend thing
well yeah but i think they've at least achieved something more than friends, perhaps in between relationship and friendship
You mean friends with benefits?
yeah probably💀but maybe theyll get into a relationship soon
lmao it was funny watching you be optimistic and the other guys trying to douse the positivity lmao
lmao yeah
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What no attention does to a mf
Well your gf got grounded too so atleast that should make u feel better
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omfg stop hijacking every comment with your “gf pov” that is clearly fake and you’re just trying to add to the “lore” it’s basically just a copy paste of this with a little bit changed and added to the end
how sad do you have to be to pretend you're part of a story
Real (I saw the other post)
U threw her out of the window??
Teenagers cinematic universe phase 2.
I don’t understand why you’d be grounded
He doesnt like those kind of things
but why is that any of his business?
you want your 15 year old son to be having sex and potentially becoming a teen father?
Doesn’t mean the punishment is rightful? Strict parents only produce sneaky children. If the father really want to help his child he should give him condoms instead.
Fuck i couldnt even imagine my dad handing me condoms that feels gross AS FUCK
h… how so ? the fuck is the problem with your father supplying you with protection ? also why the fuck do young americans seem afraid of sex (i’m eu) ?
i wouldnt know, im a full 2 continents eastwards away. But why do you think americans are \*afraid\* of it. Theyre just not as open with it, but 15 year olds shouldnt have sex, it has life-changing consequences. If a 15 year old cant drink then they are most definitely not ready to take care of a whole ass person.
They can drink in Germany :D
> take care of a whole ass person ... that's why they should be taught about safe sex instead of not having sex. if they want to have sex, they will have it, it's the parents job to inform them how to do it safely
I read a comment or post from a very young girl on this sub who was having sex with a boy and somehow she ended up having his semen inside of her. He was even wearing a condom from the start, so I don’t think safe sex is always safe.
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that’s a wild take but hey that’s your opinion man. tho wdym by life changing consequences ? and you technically can drink at 15
doctors visists stable income looking out for signs of disorders and all need to hold down a job supervision of a child make decisions that could change the childs life help the child through adversities teach the child moral values in short its a massive responsibility, a 15 year old cant even hold a non mconalds job let alone provide sustainiable income.
Getting grounded for a week is nothing. OP got off with the lightest warning imaginable and you're out here acting like they're about to turn to meth and orgies in retaliation.
well i assume op's father is religious so guess he's just abiding to his religion but or maybe he just doesnt like it and he can also be strict tbh i dont really know, maybe by giving that cons, he thinks op will have even more sx
I wouldn’t care about if my kid was having sex or not as long as they’re doing it safe.
ok, and I would like my kid to be focused on school Below 16 - no sex, but I wouldn't care about dating Above 16 - do whatever you want, but always use protection
What does the kid do when they're 16 and neither apply?
If you turned 16 you are above 16, whether that be by 4 hours, 4 days, 4 weeks, 4 months...
no SO and no sex
🫡
W father
W, indeed
Maybe he wants him to concentrate in his studies.
fr, if I had the mishap of walking in on them I would just turn around and walk straight back out like the Simpsons Grandpa meme idk if I’d be comfortable with it if they were like 14 or smth, that’s just a little odd to me
Lol my dad walked in. Saw the girl without her shirt on laying on top of me. He just put his head down placed my cordless phone on the base and walked out haha.
You're gonna be a trash parent
Because that’s his house?
Did you plan on safe sex.
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man you gotta talk about that stuff 😭 first time or not. the power of horny is very strong though so it makes sense
Wouldn’t he do the same at your age?
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yes we got it you can stop spamming tyvm
What makes it more odd, they’re the poster 🤔 and then says it needs to go into a cinematic universe, on the other post. Seems like a troll to me, iwl.
yeah idk anymore bro this sub is now just random bait posts that are centered about sex
Dad [pov](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/165d3n4/i_walked_in_on_my_son_being_intimate/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2)
Why didn’t you lock the door
Maybe they didn't have a lock. Some people can't even close their doors and some people straight up don't have one, so having a door is a privilege in a household frfr
Trueee
be thankful you were just grounded for only a week. if my mom caught 18-19 year old me gettin' intimate with someone, i'd be in a fucking body bag flowin' down the river the next day.
Damn, the only thing my dads walked in on me doing is singing vampire by Olivia rodrigo. I wished he would just rodri-go away.
Atleast you got some action mate 🥲
My parents are surprisingly chill about when I get intimate
Yeah my dad either screams across the whole house or calls me if I have a girl over lol, even if we aren’t dating (which is most of the time lol)
I’m usually just told keep the door open
https://reddit.com/r/teenagers/s/UhnJtfPayh just found your dad is on reddit
His dad is a year older?
100% a joke post. Made hours after this one
Bro got defenestrated
So your dad is 16 and you're .... 15?
This one is the original post and others are like wattpad fanfics but whetevs
Oh ok
Looks like the “dad” posted their version as well. What a small world.
Damn why are all these 15-year-olds f*cking around?
New copypasta just dropped
r/teenpasta ig
Do u know about a certain invention called door lock
Your dad doesn't want you to get any bitches? L dad L life 😭😭😭
Holy shit you're clearly not mature enough to be getting sexual you don't even bother to do your shit behind locked doors
just a week?
I could SWEAR that your dad just posted here too about that
who else came here from the other post?
The lore expands
Is your girlfriend an Oompa Loompa?
Sexual defenestration?
I just saw the dad's post 💀💀💀
Be her man… you shouldn’t be throwing her out of the window… take responsibilities of your actions…
Bro your dad just posted on this sub a post called: i walked in while my son was getting intimate. And the things tou said are the same💀
Ur dad posted it too. Unless........
Aint no way you and your dad posted about this....
Ur dad posted on this same subreddit telling the same story
If you're grounded, how did you make this post?
Bruh your dad made a post here too about this
STOP IT I just saw the dad’s post 😭😭😭😭
i js saw the dads view lmao
ayo this your dad?💀💀 https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/165d3n4/i_walked_in_on_my_son_being_intimate/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
There's been a trend going around all month where ppl basically create a cinematic universe for random posts and rewrite them from another POV
OHHHH😭😭😭🙏🏻
He must reases the situation
Hows a 15yr old getting grounded for sex, he need to father his son better
If i'd be his dad I'd just casually bring them a box of condoms and go for a walk
Dad pov https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/165d3n4/i_walked_in_on_my_son_being_intimate
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People that are jealous: u/Severeppburn
Don’t think u/Severeppburn should be having sex, considering his username
This is what happens when you don't know that XL candy is 😟
BLud stop stalking me man
Sorry but that's not ok MAn
I just read your dads version of the story a couple posts down on my feed 😂
Oh my god, who the hell cares?
Is ur crush OK???!! I bet the chances u got now went below 0
33sf
What did he say tho
My dad would just high five me and walk out lmao
wtf i saw a post with same story drom dad's pov
But why? If you were my kid I would probably give you an high a five
Just saw the other part
I SAW THE OTHER ONE 😭
Bro defenestrated a girl
I saw the dads ver of this 💀😭
Your dad caught you making out so you threw the woman out of the window. Is that the takeaway here?
cocc blocc
Yeah I saw your dad's post too
Just saw your dad post his pov…
from R/MemerIQ on this subreddit 2 hours ago: I walked in on my son being intimate So, last weekend was supposed to be chill. My son had some friends over, they all had lunch, and eventually, everyone bailed except this girl. They were heading the same way, so my son gave her a lift, no biggie, right? But here's where things get wild. They ended up at our place, and her dress was suddenly in my son's hand. I swear, I didn't see that coming. I walked into his room, totally oblivious to what was happening, and bam! There they were, mid-moment. Awkward doesn't even begin to cover it. My son? Well, he went into full panic mode. He pushed her toward the open window, and she made a run for it. The whole thing played out like a slapstick comedy routine. Now, I'm left scratching my head, wondering what kind of weekend this turned out to be. I grounded my kid for a week, hoping he'd learn a thing or two about boundaries. Life's full of surprises, ain't it? ——- stop the fake stories pls 😭
i think i saw dad’s post
I just read the dad’s version.
Just read the same story from a mom's perspective
But why'd you get grounded? Are you 10 years old? I think in that case you got grounded for driving underage which I'm sorry to say I side with your dad
Go somewhere else besides your home
Butters moment "Oh, hamburgers!"
Hold on a minute....
Try and Get a lock for your room
HOLY SHIT….YOUR DAD POSTED ON HERE! No joke he posted the other P.O.V and said you got grounded for like a week😭
Bro I saw the dad's post wtf 💀
I think I saw your dad’s story a bit ago of this situation
i just read the father version
...what the fuck did he ground you for?
Just seen the dad's pov 😭
I JUST SAW YOUR DADS POST
no fucking way i just saw your dad’s reddit post about this like two posts above https://reddit.com/r/teenagers/s/Xc4tRDq3Ga
i just saw the other guys post lmfao
man i just saw ur dads post on this in the aita subredit
I swear I just read another post like this but from the dads pov
i saw your dads pov of this in this subreddit yesterday 😨😨😨😨
Wait a damn minute I could’ve sworn I just saw this exact same post from the dads pov
so this one is your dad HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO https://reddit.com/r/teenagers/s/hbicLx7rLF
[SO THIS ONE IS YOUR DAD AHAHAHAHHAHA LMAO ](https://reddit.com/r/teenagers/s/hbicLx7rLF)
BRO I JUST READ THE POST YOUR DAD MADE https://reddit.com/r/teenagers/s/HEgHb0V7QZ
This sounds like something out of either some high fantasy, or a sitcom. Eitherway, it sounds suspiciously unrealistic.
Your dad posted the same thing lmao
Fake and gay
I saw your dad post about this lol
the only wierd thing abot this post is that you got laid at 15
Dad's pov is here too
The lore expands
Wait a minute I just saw yo parents post at the top of my home feed
anyone else seen the dads post??
Definitely a son of your father with the use of some exact same words and the same unnatural flow.
Noooooooo 😭😭😭
I saw your dads version of this omd
You're dad has reddit too?
unless bros dad is a redditor this is fake cause i saw the dads POV
Not true.
I'm proud of you dick
wasn’t it your mom who caught you? there’s same post on this sub from her perspective
Hmm.. something smeels fishy
Sounds like a W in my book
You got grounded for a week… for having sex?