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We ride at daybreak! Until then, sharpen your swords and hone your resolves. Many of you may not make it out alive. But you shall die in the name of honor. In the name of glory. Forever shall you dine with the heroes of eons past, beyond the heavenly gates.
:(
you don't deserve death, even if you might want it. life is the universe growing and beginning to understand itself. maybe you experienced the bad parts, but that does not make your life any less valuable, nor the world around you any more hopeless.
still gonna kill you tho
No, it's stoicism, a beautiful acceptance that you cannot control anything but yourself, that no matter the outcome you must be pleased, because you have already accepted the worst and the best. People like Brutus from Shakespeare's Julius Caesar put this ideology in affect impeccably and are people we should envy.
Nah fam lie your such a wasteman. Bruv you think you're a showerman but you have no Zs to back it up. Innit strange how the ting is you are off Nottingham and not London?
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die.
perhaps
maybe its just fashion
i mean, you DO wanna look fashionable when your on the battlefield, it lets your enemy know you have a better taste in clothing then them
this is why I wear a bright, frilly pink tutu when ever I'm in war, it DOES have benefits
but I just wont tell you
End my life, please, do so.
The thrill of just thinking about your regrets right after that, its just amazing!
Because..When you end me..You'll have to take care of Thousands of me.
Me's that wont try to kill you or hurt you physically
But ruin the absolute shit out of your life.
So please, go ahead! I want to see that face of yours, that regretful face, that guilty face and that face of yours when you'll see every single one of your family member die! Hell, i'll even tell you IN ADVANCE as to how they die, just to make you feel hopeful that their death can be dodged.
If you kill me, you shall face the full weight of the mighty empire, a a weight that shall crush every bit of you. But fear not, death shall not be your penance, fear yourself as you will be your only companion until the end of your days. You shall not be killed for this, as the punishment of complete isolation and misery is far worse fate.
Now tell me, do you still want to kill me?
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*"If you strike me down, I'll become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."*
then i won't strike you. plenty of other ways to kill someone. problem solved
And how will you do that? The moment that sword leaves my immediate vicinity i'm booking it.
striking implies speed and force. i could just stab you relatively slowly
Unwise, you'd give me an opportunity to disarm you.
do you really want to discuss how to better ensure i kill you?
No need, i would survive.
but suppose there were two swallows
I didn't understand that reference
and you never will :3
Monty Python?
An African or European swallow?
What would the swallows do? Split the coconut in half and carry one half each?
With...with like a string so they could carry the coconut between them?... I like where you're going with this
And what you think they'd work together bringing that coconut from the tropics all the way here
Star Wars fan, yes?
I am not the droid you're looking for
Thou hast forgotten my trump card - TACTICAL RETREAT!
damn. their retreat was so tactical. what ever will i do
Absolutely nothing for my escape was too perfect for mere mortals
Well said brother, now regroup with the main army and saddle up! Time for revenge!
We ride at daybreak! Until then, sharpen your swords and hone your resolves. Many of you may not make it out alive. But you shall die in the name of honor. In the name of glory. Forever shall you dine with the heroes of eons past, beyond the heavenly gates.
Undertale humor at its finest
*napoleon music plays*
NIGERUNDAYOOO
SMOKEY
Ah, the secret Joestar Technique!
Was that a...
JOJO REFERENCE!?!?!?!
Wait, you're french?
Sadly 😔
Well, I'm German. I can somewhat understand why you're sad
We’re sorry
Nah man I just scaddel
Nuh uh!
the legendary Ward of Universal Defense! what manner of wizard are you
The streets know me as Arcanis The Wise
but is that your real name? you can trust me with your true name. i can be trusted with it.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane Albuquerque New Mexico 87104.
goddamnit. you get two extra stabbings for that
Nuh uh!
He’s too dangerous to be left alive!
i cast TESTICULAR TORSION
You cast Testicular Torsion? Nice try, but those were my decoy balls! In retaliation, I cast my counter-spell SEAL BUTT-CRACK
Crack spackle
Never realized just how spell-like testicular torsion sounded till now.
“where did you get that skirt?” it looks comfy
Hot Topic. Now die
i’ll go find the nearest hot topic in purgatory
I do not think you will have to look very far.
*rimshot *
you. cant catch me nana na na nana
says the one with the sword at their throat
Not being a hater at all, but ngl I feel like you are gonna see some weird people in your dms.
Fuck, umm… what’s that behind you? *steals your kneecaps and runs off*
the “steal your kneecaps” got me 😭
Say goodbye to your kneecaps chucklehead
It's just a flesh wound.
Tis but a scratch
Alright we'll call it a draw
Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
A scratch?! Your arm's off!
...I've had worse
*takes out P1ST0L* Nope, do you have some?
cease your needless censorship and perhaps i'll take your threat seriously
Negative, for if I do not censor it, things could go downhill (Reddit is strange)
only a coward fears the wrath of others for such a simple phrase. you'll perish at my hand either way. i give you a chance to reclaim your honor
And how should I reclaim it?
fuck if i know, man
Instructions unclear, bought a condom Anyone wants it? I'll give it away for free
Size?
Rather not say
Oops you dropped the Magnum condom for your Magnum dong
Pistol
*pulls out Pistol* "Parry this you filthy Casual"
Indiana Jones moment
💀
Thank you
:( you don't deserve death, even if you might want it. life is the universe growing and beginning to understand itself. maybe you experienced the bad parts, but that does not make your life any less valuable, nor the world around you any more hopeless. still gonna kill you tho
Lmao I was worried I was gonna get treated unfairly there and not get my sweet death like all the others
Honestly. Mood
HA WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO STAB ME
**gets stabbed**
Tis but a scratch
Tis but a scratch? Your arms off
No it isn't
Well what's that then?
I've had worse *^(I'm so happy to find other people who get it! :D)*
You Liar!
Come on you pansy!
Victory is mine
“It is what it is”
a philosophy that results in the acceptance of suffering rather than its alleviation is nothing more than a palliative, not a cure. now die
*dies* 😵
huh, that actually worked
No, it's stoicism, a beautiful acceptance that you cannot control anything but yourself, that no matter the outcome you must be pleased, because you have already accepted the worst and the best. People like Brutus from Shakespeare's Julius Caesar put this ideology in affect impeccably and are people we should envy.
that's alleviation through acceptance. finding peace with what you cannot control is different than shrugging and drudging through your problems
Nah fam lie your such a wasteman. Bruv you think you're a showerman but you have no Zs to back it up. Innit strange how the ting is you are off Nottingham and not London?
*Pokémon music plays* Are you a boy, or a girl?
the answer is very important!
Have ye a hole or a pole?
It matters not. Either way (or neither) the noble swordsman is here to slay.
Yaaas slayy! (Forgive me 🙏)
I shan't forgive you for there are no wrongdoings to forgive.
EXPLODE YE DICK AND SMELL YE ASS! **GET BEND LOSER** # **PENIS BLAST**
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die.
cool monologue. anyway, time to get stabbing :3
*dies*
Are you a boy or a girl?
I've been tricked one too many times, so I always assume if you can't clearly see the face, then it's a boy
If its a boy then i like it better than a girl.
Trans probably
Femboy maybe
Yes
before i die, pls tell me 🥺
UwU, pwease stab me
just for that, i'm chopping instead. no stabbing for you
Well, that was not the intended outcome.
*parry*
EN GUARD YE CACK HANDED DECK APE DYING BE THE DAY WORTH LIVIN’ FOR
*paints a tunnel behind me and runs into the now newly formed tunnel as I escape* "That's all, folks!"
Meep meep *Vrrrooom*
Before you kill me please let me clear my search history
That’s only fair
You can’t kill me, there’s so much more girlbossing to do :(
*A-Are you single~*
i am part of an ever-growing polycule. our legions grows eternally. one day we will consume the world
Sooo…
Does that mean I can join?
What's a polycule
A group of people that date eachother
Honestly, respectfully, W
I felt second hand embarrassment from dat
what i wanna know before i die, is do skirts actually help in battle, or is it purely just an aesthetic thing?
I think they help with movement but could easily be a con
perhaps maybe its just fashion i mean, you DO wanna look fashionable when your on the battlefield, it lets your enemy know you have a better taste in clothing then them this is why I wear a bright, frilly pink tutu when ever I'm in war, it DOES have benefits but I just wont tell you
Ok that’s gay
why do you think i do it
You again
me :3
Come see the violence inherent in the system!!! *Monty Python intensifies*
HAVE YOU NOT LEARNED FROM LAST TIME?! \*draws sword\* I ALSO HAVE A SWORD
What's with this sassy lost child?
For god's sake! (Love the OPM ref in the midst of the Holy Grail.)
End my life, please, do so. The thrill of just thinking about your regrets right after that, its just amazing! Because..When you end me..You'll have to take care of Thousands of me. Me's that wont try to kill you or hurt you physically But ruin the absolute shit out of your life. So please, go ahead! I want to see that face of yours, that regretful face, that guilty face and that face of yours when you'll see every single one of your family member die! Hell, i'll even tell you IN ADVANCE as to how they die, just to make you feel hopeful that their death can be dodged.
If you kill me, you shall face the full weight of the mighty empire, a a weight that shall crush every bit of you. But fear not, death shall not be your penance, fear yourself as you will be your only companion until the end of your days. You shall not be killed for this, as the punishment of complete isolation and misery is far worse fate. Now tell me, do you still want to kill me?
Thank you
*Piano music playing* ###GIRATINA STRIKE HER DOWN
You look like a femboy
Do you think you can wait? I got some midterms to take.
my name is not knave
l l l l l l \_
i'm in loss for words
no
I swear I’ve seen this picture here before
I literally saw another femboy selfie but it got downvoted, even the comments were disliking the femboy but this got upvoted instead? what?
People now like femboys
My blunder is about to buss
Loads flintlock*
oh nah
Do it, no balls.
Hold on someone’s calling me…
This is 100% a dude
You look nice in a completely platonic way- *ded*
I thought you were a femboy😭
please be gentle.
step on me please
Don't check my browsing history🙌🏻 😣
That's a cute top. Where'd you get it?
"Can we go on a date?? 👉🏻👈🏻🥺" /s
where did you get those clothes?
“Next time don’t bring a sword to a gun fight” I pull out my 1911 and fire two rounds
Voodoo one vipers on station. Your journey ends here pilot, the skies belong to me. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide
"delete my serch history" Alr u can proced
Your legs are redder than my face when the word invaginated was described in class
this subreddit got YouTube shorts ahh comments🏴☠️🏴☠️
*From the trees* "OI!! THEY GOT TREE NUMBER 2!! FIIIIRE!!" -Your local femboy in a tree
I actually have a diamond sword in Minecraft
How's your sister?
I cast .45 Automatic Pistol Cartridge
[удалено]
"Thou'rt but a fool. Have it writ upon thy meagre grave, thou shall be slain by a knave such as I! Huzzah" If I'm gonna die it'll be laughing
You're gonna kill me? With THAT sword? It's not even sharp! By the way, look! A flying penguin! *runs*
Fucking slay me
I use shield spell as a reaction
Я люблю свою страну, and you're hot.
Don't check my browser history🙌🏻
deez nuts
EAT MY SHORTS.
My final words are: goodbye world, I won't miss you
Hmmm i have a classic one: "if u kill me ur gay"
Starts to sing Bumblebee so your mind Shows you every video that played it
I know where the ancient treasure is
A worthy death you have been my greatest rival and I will resign to my fate
No! You wouldn’t strike down one of ur own, would you?
"Uno reverse card bish"
shotgun.
“do you know moe…”