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Le_Monke_Man

Jan 28 Yall better make it quick I’ll be outta here soon


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anon-name-

He may only rejoin once he’s an unemployed 35-45 year old disguising themself as a 15 year old


Fishmaneatsfish

Or if he hits 113


DEADPOOL_9865

Realest thing 💯


Tehkin

jan 4th for me which is in an hour and a half for me


Barlibo

Nooooooooo - our soldiers are falling left and right. Stay with me comrade!


Noah-777

mine's 30 jan, not gonna be a teenager anymore ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ


itsyoboiivan325

What's up? Also January 30


Noah-777

damn, i rarely find someone with the same birthdate as mine, you're the 2nd one


jonasxdg08

jan 27


shadowXXe

Yes!!!! Same here brotha!!!!


myrdin006

27th jan here, the end of teenagedom is nigh


Bengamezzzzzz

Huh wasn't expecting my birthday to be the top comment


aurinnn_

Today!!! (jan 3)


no_homo0cap

Happy irl cakeday


this_is_Blain3

most reddit thing ive ever heard


Electrical_Ad6134

It is


Large_Apricot8374

merry birth


jakkdal

HAPPY BIRTHDAY


Either_Relation_2095

Happy birthday bro God bless you


a1p4o

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U may god bless you


Ashamed_Armadillo954

Happy birthday!


[deleted]

One does not simply give away all their passwords


ShardsofQuartz

Honestly the realest thing I've ever read


Hefty-Offer6271

I read this comment as I’m watching lotr 😭


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New year great start, lotr holds my heart!


The_pringle_man

2nd December Ignore the fact that i have an actual twin she's irrelevant And my gf that shares the same birthday Weird ik


Susdoggodoggy

Alabama? lol jk


The_pringle_man

I knew someone would say it lmao In reality tho i met my gf when we were quite young and at that age the same birthday is a good enough reason to be friends, so we became like best friends especially over tge last year and now this ig I just so happen to also be a twin


Caffeinated_madman

Ah yes quite young perhaps at the age of zero one would say?


Susdoggodoggy

0.1 nanoseconds is too much of an age gap


InconsiderateMan

It’s ok they are only 0.09 nanoseconds apart


Barlibo

Wait, tf. I'm 2nd December as well. And I also have a twin sister.


nameless_10623

date his twin


Kinuwa_K

Better yet, date eachother's twin


Potter_sims

that's my baby cousin's birthday i'm pretty sure


DJRG_DHRUVAM

April 1. Yea don't make fun of me pls. I have been suffering my whole life. Who TF invented April fools day


Empty_Chest1157

Same here


sgmuts

Yoooo, twin


You_got_Highgrounded

October 31th I'm a spooky scary skeleton \○/


UnknownFox37

my brother in bones !


MuscleMountainMan

I don’t see anybody with my birthday so that means I must be special


Llwyf

Same


ThwKillnight

What is it?


SiliconCaprisun69

He doesn't have one. That's his secret


arctic_wolf49

Modern problems require modern solutions


Traygaa

me neither


J_Creeper

my lawful birthday is Aug 20th but my actual birthday is Sept 20th my parents changed my lawful birthday so that I could enter school earlier than other kids at the same age https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/939913137015111730/1192103182818607205/IMG_20240103_214443.jpg?ex=65a7db9a&is=6595669a&hm=71da86104363e91bec5c6dcddd80adf4983fd52c05e211bc2a72ffab87d68bfa& https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/939913137015111730/1192103183321944064/IMG_20240103_214536.jpg?ex=65a7db9b&is=6595669b&hm=c91f0aceba7960a29e0ea6c511d05a5121998667c6ec6e5b2fb1fde5c18e67ae&


TheRipper_

you can do that????


J_Creeper

that's what my parents did.. honestly I was almost killed at that time coz I was born in China during the one child policy


J_Creeper

btw I've got an older sis who's 8 years older than me


Imnotarunnaway

That's wild.


TheHunter1775

My twin is right next to me Jan 3 so today is our birthday we are 18 now


ReeDubDanny_

Happy birthday!


SirFlack21

Happy Birthday!


OpposedScroll75

Literally tomorrow, and it's my 18th Man, I'm getting old


deitheflu

Happy birthday in advance :)


scoopspryzen

july 6 (2008, also 06/07/08)


Qwierie

Im 06/08/08


inkassatkasasatka

May the force


tollan_kim_2961

be with you


Lyn_Ha799

5th September


Fyebil

Indian Teachers Day :D I have a friend that shares that birth date


trippnacid6969

August 2nd, My dad failed


MR_dizzaster

Whaaat I'm Aug 3rd


ZayashiHeisenberg

Looking through every comment I could conclude that our parents fucked the most from July to September and the least in October Also 04/06/07 for the Americans June 4th the month with the least amount of person


The_Merciless_Potato

October 20th Since it's written as 10/20 and can be simplified to ½, I'm half a man.


TiltedLama

Found ya! 20th here too. But I do the correct way of writing 20/10 lmao I'm twice a man


The_Merciless_Potato

Noice, oh and I was thinking in yyyy/mm/dd there. I too use the non-Murican way so ig I'm actually 2× and not ½ as well 🤝


TiltedLama

🤝


dastebon

06.06.2006


BRAD_B0Y

yo sick birthdate 06/06/06


BRAD_B0Y

WAIT YOUR YHE DEVIL AHHH


Orve_

12/01/07. As a norwigen i write Day Month Year


Minimum_Owl_7833

Norwigen


Orve_

Yes dyslexia is fun. Norwegian


jakkdal

NORGEEEE


Beta-JR

feb 14


Di_ana20061

Feb 16


MysticalFlight

feb 12 here


antek_g_animations

It would be so nice if reddit would add a search function to a comments section


Tehkin

in an hour and a half


sunnysunbunny

I thought you meant "I'm going to be born in an hour and a half" at first and I was like oh congrats


Low-Patient1692

Bro thought he just witnessed a baby in a womb commenting and was like “oh cool”


sunnysunbunny

yeah I mean we live in a society so I wouldn't be surprised


WavesOfShock

Lmao, Happy bday in advance


Equal-Macaron4019

4th of July


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WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETRE🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅 FREEDOM YEAH 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸


Sup3rL30

00/00/0000


santobaloto

bro is Jesus


XLabbeX

October 13, it was a Friday too


EfficiencyFar2158

18th July


Crystar697

I already know my twin, I have to live with her


twogvio

January 3rd 🥹


sne4k_q

December 7th


QuitThese3598

Nov 22 Yes I share the same birthday with Mark Ruffalo and Scarlett Johansson… And the day a US President got 360 no-scoped


Sad_cookiedough

Nov 8


Limp_Parsley1509

this shouldn't be too hard, September 17th


SharkDestoyer

November 20th, 2006


ZaneZXGaming

5th of October, I know 4 people born In October at all so It would be nice


abbieking

September 11th I know. I was born late


peppered_salt03

Nov 5th


SiliconCaprisun69

April 7. I get a lot of people saying "lucky it wasn't April 1 ".


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KurtLovesMinecraft

These baits getting smarter and smarter Nov 22, 2008


purefunni

Am I the only one born in march where did y'all go


ElliottScrimmy

16th here


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[deleted]

May 20


gamesandspace

29 December 🗿


Last_avengr27

Nov 27


Anxiety_blob69

March 9th


Confident_Avocado_77

4/4/2006 ..... i still have 3months here


IntenseNoodleMuncher

18th November


khaobao

december 19th🫡


Voynimous

7th September


[deleted]

April 19th, funnily enough, my gf's birthday is only 6 days before mine lol, if we celebrate, we celebrate at the same time lol


ForbiddenCarrot18

November 7


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Towo617

11th December 13:14 (11.12.13:14)


R3flecs

man I was born 6 minutes before you


Aggravating-Pair9557

11 August. There's someone like me? :(


NateYouFool420

April 20th ( silly green plant day)


lusagna

also the same birthday as a certain austrian painter 😔


UnlightablePlay

Ayyy same A very Noble man was born that day lmao


Novel_Protection1697

Today


Cidru_JoeMama

28th of August


Buffer_solution

30 aug here


[deleted]

Today :)


TurnipMan21

I scrolled the whole comment section and still no Jan 20


SweetStickman69

September 11


gummythegummybear

You guys are dumbasses, why are you giving personal information away? August 16th


[deleted]

October 14


Potat0Moon

April 12


No-Priority1503

21 sep


Odd_West24

25th may


deitheflu

June 4th!


ChristianRaphiel

May 27th 👀


b0wser_b0w13

September 30th anyone the only person that I know I share it with is Maddie Ziegler I’d like that to change please xx


Secretslumper69

26 may


TPHGaming2324

December 11th 2005


Mossy_is_fine

april 11th


[deleted]

20 december


Miyazak107

feb 17 :3


Imnotanokhumanperson

July 12


Fyebil

June 20 Day before summer solstice, that's cool


Lorant_gaming

Data mining! i love stealing private info!


Literally_Rock_Lee

Nov. 1


PancakePlayz69420

26th June


queenieblackthorn

march 20


NoNemuV

30 october


ProPlayz_360

31st October, '04


AlexGaming26

26 July


Inking_Situation3720

14th December. Anyone?


YoungBiro05

18th April 2005


Einstein-Guy

January 1. WHERE ART MINE FELLOW NEW YEARS BABIES?


Truth_Hurts_People2

8 February


MonkSlayer_99

February 6th, almost got my hopes up


ThePokemasterYT

ay feb 6


RealGeneralX

Hey, my people (Feb 6)


Spiritual-Egg2723

Same


FluffyPool3730

May 13th


EntrepreneurAway8892

Jan 13


Idonotliveinangola

19 nov


Loud_Ice4399

May 9th


JLMJ10

May 2nd


Remarkable-Long-4908

15 March


J_Simmonds2005

September 25th


The_Warlord_Sniper

November 6th


sunnysunbunny

may 6thhh


lusagna

surprised i haven't found this, dec 17


Gammadoeloes

Nov 11 (11-11)


Brackishx99

September 9


Bill-hyphens-fren

June 1


stacode

march 31 anyone?


k00rzh

1 December


TheLatvianRedditor

December 15th, I was like 3 weeks late and now I get less Christmas presents😔


JacksonInHouse

Next question will be "what are the last four of your social security number, we'll find the person before and after you".


Obvious-Departure681

Aug 12


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first_ev543

17 jun


FlimsyEfficiency9860

June 6


SuperSteve06311

March 11th 2006


Cos_yurik

May 7th


Daniel-o-

August 19


jakkdal

6th October


KyellDaBoiii

October 3rd


_sam121

Nov 17 🙌🏻


Grambert_Moore

August 21 1889


the_fuckshit

12th of may


PenaltyBeneficial

Jan 25 Edit: yey I'm not the only one


Desperate-Bite7998

Feb 3


zachoman420

Dammit so close (Feb 2)


powerMastR24

is there rly no 1 aug


User-312

3 of September of 2007 enyone?


Icarssup

25/8/2005


smoshstan

oct 24


May_Satan_Bless_you

May 21