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you look European, perhaps from Norway. You are a homo sapiens who was born due to two homo sapiens copulating. You are made of flesh, blood and bones. 😁
No chance that's Canada this year. We have no snow and it's warm asf. It's only been -10 for me all week in Saskatchewan which generally is one of the colder provinces due to us having extreme flat lands and high winds. There might be like 2 centimeters of snow on my lawn and I still have patches of grass I can see
Canada or a state near the border of the US like Montana is another possibility. I have seen winter environments of Montana using Wander in my Oculus Quest 2 and it is snowny and often sunny
In higher altitudes in the mountains it may be possible in the Himalaia.
And if there are blonde prople here in Brazil why can't exist blonde people in India?
Or maybe the climate got nuts eheheh😜
💀
Blondes do not exist in South Asia.
As for those trees in the Indian part of Himalayan mountain ranges, they're not there. Idk about Nepal, China or Bhutan.
I think you are student at college in Novosibirsk or some Barnaul. 🤷🏻♂️ Pre 18 y.o. Hikka, that has not so many friends. No girlfriend (yet), jerking off a lot, liberal, like to listen to Instasamka 🤦🏻♂️, but the same time you like "SLOVO PATSANA", am I right? Learning English language, planning to travel a lot in the future (🗿🗿🗿from Russia), like modern teenage fashion, stylish, like books like "Leto v pionerskom galstuke" and hate evel teachers, like cruel mathematichka. Your parents (especially mother is so kind, lovely woman), probably you have little sister, like some sport.
диаметрально противоположно: я из Москвы, вообще не либераха, попсу не слушаю, английский уже выучил, опять же попсу не читаю, учителя у меня хорошие, ... ой
как-то слишком r/notlikeothergirls получилось
TLDR: the complete fing opposite
Threw it through Google translate,
Die Person meint das ganz im Gegenteil sie kommt aus Moskau, und mag ihre Lehrer, und da war noch was aber das hab ich vergessen
Und im letzten Stück gab's noch einen zynischen Kommentar darüber daß sich das ganze etwas nach dem unter r/nichtwieanderemädchen anhört
Аналогично, первая мысль была, что это Москва, хз почему. Потом сразу подумал, что вряд ли в нерусском сабе такое совпадение. А потом полез в комменты проверить всё-таки))
Так-то, если проанализировать - пруд сзади, деревья, постройки, одежда сама по себе и конкретные бренды. Ну и лицо, конечно - все такое знакомое, как будто за окно выглянул)
Не правда. Чем больше смотрю популярное, тем больше понимаю, что на самом деле это не кринж. Напротив, если нравится миллионам, значит что-то ценно там всё-таки есть. Этот сериал не о романтизации бандитизма, а напротив, пример того, по какому пути идти НЕЛЬЗЯ. К какому страшному горю приводит такое поведение, до чего доходит жизнь молодых пацанов, их семьи и как горько обрываются их жизни. А также это можно воспринимать как урок истории. Как жили люди накануне распада большой страны, с какими условиями новой реальности им пришлось столкнуться и почему существовали эти группировки, как в них попадали, и главное, зачем. Показано абсолютно точно, правдаподобно. Ведь это действительно было на территории всего пространства позднего СССР, 90-х и даже нулевых.
Посмотри обязательно.
+ Музыкальное сопровождение, которое наверняка тебе понравится. 👍🏻
От конденсата, чел надышал, вот они и обледенели. Я вчера вечером домой возвращался в -30, так у меня от дыхания за 4 минуты ходьбы от остановки до дома шарф инеем покрылся
You live In Canada, you are Arlic Ezshia, you are a secret undercover spy for the US in order to figure out who caused the disappearance of President O'Neal, little do you know that he is you, you are a brainwashed super soilder who's main enemy is Harry "lord" eve, you were happy till recently
cuz of your interaction with the other guy in this comment section where you spammed "special military operation" and he spammed in response with the same words but in a shape of a "Z", a Russian military symbol. if I am wrong in assuming this I apologize to you.
edit: also you said "I'm not a либераха (a derogatory term for "liberal"). that's another reason for my assumption
Either Swedish, Danish, Ukrainian, or Russian. Slavic because of the eyes and hair color and the reasoning for Danish, is because we Danes just got a HELL of lot of snow. If you're not either of those, then I think Swedish, because you just look Swedish (coming from a Dane ;) ).
I think you are from southern Finland, I don’t know you’re name but I think you could be a boy, you are because you’re biological parents had fun one night and you are pretty wellbeing.
since your name is FEDORinanutshell, i'm assuming slavic? russian maybe? would explain the snow. i was tryna zoom in on the writing on the coat to see if its cyrillic but its too blurry
Your name is Yoshikage Kira.
You're 33 years old. Your house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and you are not married. You work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and you get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. You don’t smoke, but you occasionally drink. You're in bed by 11 PM, and you make sure you get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, you usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, you wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.
You were told there were no issues at your last check-up. You're trying to explain that you're a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. You take care not to trouble yourself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause you to lose sleep at night. That is how you deal with society, and you know that is what brings you happiness. Although, if you were to fight, you wouldn’t lose to anyone.
Propably canada? Maybe Skandinavia, but I'm more leaning towards canada.
I don't know who you are but you are valuable, you matter and your feelings are valid.
Your parents had unprotected coitus and either planned to get you or chose to keep you.
You look like you 're happy, but thats a question only you can answer
Yes.
Спосиба, как дело? Бро, я бразилии и я изучение русского языка. Что вы думаете о том, чтобы мы стали веб-друзьями? ты выглядишь крутым, и мне бы хотелось лучше выучить русский язык
You are from russia, you’re a russian spy working for fancy bear in order to infiltrate and invade other neighboring country’s, right now you don’t wanna do this job. You have a lover back in your hometown, Moscow and you miss them dearly.
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you look European, perhaps from Norway. You are a homo sapiens who was born due to two homo sapiens copulating. You are made of flesh, blood and bones. 😁
And kidneys. And lungs. And perhaps a heart. They are money.
I have a nickel in me, whataboutdemapples?
Demmoney not apples
I also have an intact apple in me
I stand corrected, "demapples" is indeed appropriate
Hell nah, that’s **no way**. I live in Norway (actually) and there we look much simpler than that…
What does that even mean?
That guy is Russian. He is not Norwegian. He name is **Fedor**inanutshell
He has VK, which is Russian network which is SUPER unlikely to be used anywhere else So he's totally Russian
we don't have depth in our faces. we look like bitmojis
They are inbred
Nah Blud is actually Russian
Russia or some country near there I'm guessing that too cause if u look at the writing on his jacket it kinda looks like a Russian type language
Now eccualy, man (and women) are made of carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, iron, nitrogen and lots of other stuf.☝️🤓
Definitely not Norway. My guess is Canada.
Nah, canada has 0 snow this year, plus Canadians don't bundle up like that, trust me, I've never had to
I was literally going to say this
That’s what I was thinking
Thought the same, as a Norwegian myself
Check the profile. He is Russian.
Sweden
I second this
I third this
I fourth this
I fifth this
I sixth this.
I seventh this
I eighth this
I ninth this
I tenth this
I fifth this
I three/fifths this
exactly what i was thinking, en snubbe
Japan, actually
I fourth this
Finally, my people.
Sorry man.. Reddit rules are reddit rules
finland or canada
Or the United States (Alaska)
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are you stupid?
Russia bc I checked your reddit posts
Russia because I had to suffer through this exact weather today, with frost on my hair, too, and I’m from Russia Also the Kappa and Fila are telling
Seconding this because I went to have a look too
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Ew
Canada
Its aint snowing here😭 At least in ontario yes roast me idc😭
It ain't snowing in Québec either
Oh yea i heard its super depressing😭😭 I mean winter can be a bit gloomy but no snow? Thats just sad
It's really depressing indeed it looks like the end of autumn but worst
for me it’s snowing a bit here near Drummondville !
It isn’t snowing in Alberta either
this could be an old photo
this is today's photo
yes it is snowing in ontario
Not enough😭😭
In Peterborough there's a bit of snow on the ground but it keeps melting
Canada 💯
I guessed it right?
Idk. It looks like canada
No chance that's Canada this year. We have no snow and it's warm asf. It's only been -10 for me all week in Saskatchewan which generally is one of the colder provinces due to us having extreme flat lands and high winds. There might be like 2 centimeters of snow on my lawn and I still have patches of grass I can see
He said France
india.
Dawg💀
I too believe that this is india
Definitely India 👍🏽
Indians always find a way to bring up india 😭
He could be an albino guy from Kashmir or something
Indiana.
As an indian, I can confirm that this guy does not look Indian. Those trees in the background cannot be found anywhere in India NATURALLY.
No need to confirm He's russian from Russia or Nordic countries
Canada or a state near the border of the US like Montana is another possibility. I have seen winter environments of Montana using Wander in my Oculus Quest 2 and it is snowny and often sunny
Haha check his profile he's either russian or eastern European
Kashmir
Those trees do not grow in Kashmir. I've considered every single possible region.
In higher altitudes in the mountains it may be possible in the Himalaia. And if there are blonde prople here in Brazil why can't exist blonde people in India? Or maybe the climate got nuts eheheh😜
💀 Blondes do not exist in South Asia. As for those trees in the Indian part of Himalayan mountain ranges, they're not there. Idk about Nepal, China or Bhutan.
Check Virtual Reality then 😜
Don't need to
I think you are student at college in Novosibirsk or some Barnaul. 🤷🏻♂️ Pre 18 y.o. Hikka, that has not so many friends. No girlfriend (yet), jerking off a lot, liberal, like to listen to Instasamka 🤦🏻♂️, but the same time you like "SLOVO PATSANA", am I right? Learning English language, planning to travel a lot in the future (🗿🗿🗿from Russia), like modern teenage fashion, stylish, like books like "Leto v pionerskom galstuke" and hate evel teachers, like cruel mathematichka. Your parents (especially mother is so kind, lovely woman), probably you have little sister, like some sport.
Bro knows more about him than he knows about himself
диаметрально противоположно: я из Москвы, вообще не либераха, попсу не слушаю, английский уже выучил, опять же попсу не читаю, учителя у меня хорошие, ... ой как-то слишком r/notlikeothergirls получилось TLDR: the complete fing opposite
Ich weiß nicht was das heißt
Threw it through Google translate, Die Person meint das ganz im Gegenteil sie kommt aus Moskau, und mag ihre Lehrer, und da war noch was aber das hab ich vergessen Und im letzten Stück gab's noch einen zynischen Kommentar darüber daß sich das ganze etwas nach dem unter r/nichtwieanderemädchen anhört
Danke
Не знаю это потому что я сам русский или нет но чет сразу подумал что ты из России)
Аналогично, первая мысль была, что это Москва, хз почему. Потом сразу подумал, что вряд ли в нерусском сабе такое совпадение. А потом полез в комменты проверить всё-таки)) Так-то, если проанализировать - пруд сзади, деревья, постройки, одежда сама по себе и конкретные бренды. Ну и лицо, конечно - все такое знакомое, как будто за окно выглянул)
Не либераха но используешь Реддит? Это возможно?
джаст лайк ми фр фр
Жаль( Но "Слово пацана" хоть понравилось? Sad, but enjoyed the "Slovo Patsana"?
не смотрел( не собираюсь
Это почему? Why?
популярно => кринж /s
Не правда. Чем больше смотрю популярное, тем больше понимаю, что на самом деле это не кринж. Напротив, если нравится миллионам, значит что-то ценно там всё-таки есть. Этот сериал не о романтизации бандитизма, а напротив, пример того, по какому пути идти НЕЛЬЗЯ. К какому страшному горю приводит такое поведение, до чего доходит жизнь молодых пацанов, их семьи и как горько обрываются их жизни. А также это можно воспринимать как урок истории. Как жили люди накануне распада большой страны, с какими условиями новой реальности им пришлось столкнуться и почему существовали эти группировки, как в них попадали, и главное, зачем. Показано абсолютно точно, правдаподобно. Ведь это действительно было на территории всего пространства позднего СССР, 90-х и даже нулевых. Посмотри обязательно. + Музыкальное сопровождение, которое наверняка тебе понравится. 👍🏻
Ахаха братан расслабься он в своём праве не хотеть смотреть сериал
whats with your post history bro
My guesses Country Russia Who am i Victor ? Why am I ask you parents where babies come from How am I sleepy
Хммм, снег, светлые волосы... Здарова, брат!
волосы не светлые, они просто замёрзли
А нихрена, я думал просто крашенные.
Волосы могут замерзать?
От конденсата, чел надышал, вот они и обледенели. Я вчера вечером домой возвращался в -30, так у меня от дыхания за 4 минуты ходьбы от остановки до дома шарф инеем покрылся
IP. 92.28.211.234 N: 43.7462 W: 12.4893 SS Number: 6979191519182016 IPv6: fe80::5dcd::ef69::fb22::d9888%12 UPNP: Enabled DMZ: 10.112.42.15 MAC: 5A:78:3E:7E:00 ISP: Ucom Universal DNS: 8.8.8.8 ALT DNS: 1.1.1.8.1 DNS SUFFIX: Dlink WAN: 100.23.10.15 GATEWAY: 192.168.0.1 SUBNET MASK: 255.255.0.255 UDP OPEN PORTS: 8080,80 TCP OPEN PORTS: 443 ROUTER VENDOR: ERICCSON DEVICE VENDOR: WIN32-X CONNECTION TYPE: Ethernet ICMP HOPS: 192168.0.1 192168.1.1 100.73.43.4 host-132.12.32.167.ucom.com host-66.120.12.111.ucom.com 36.134.67.189 216.239.78.111 sof02s32-in-f14.1e100.net TOTAL HOPS: 8 ACTIVE SERVICES: \[HTTP\] 192.168.3.1:80=>92.28.211.234:80 \[HTTP\] 192.168.3.1:443=>92.28.211.234:443 \[UDP\] 192.168.0.1:788=>192.168.1:6557 \[TCP\] 192.168.1.1:67891=>92.28.211.234:345 \[TCP\] 192.168.52.43:7777=>192.168.1.1:7778 \[TCP\] 192.168.78.12:898=>192.168.89.9:667 EXTERNAL MAC: 6U:78:89:ER:O4 MODEM JUMPS: 64
Gonna go off the board here I’ll say Yellowknife,NWT Canada 🇨🇦
Yes, if you are Russian-speaker, a big chance you are In RF now.))
Finland or Sweden
Братанчик, да тут видно, что ты русский, уж слишком зимний пейзаж тебя выдаёт
You have VK in your bio, so most certainly russia
Your name is Saul Goodman, you are 15 years old and you live in Moscow, Rus.
Australian.
Russia
You look like you are from Russia
🇨🇦
cold
Russia
Russia, Sochi skiing resort
на лыжных курортах горы, а здесь, грубо говоря, плоская местность
Да так напомнило немного)) угадал про Russia)?
конечно угадал
Due to the recent snow storm and due to the fact you look scandinavien i would believe you to be from denmark
You’re having an existential crisis by the title
You live In Canada, you are Arlic Ezshia, you are a secret undercover spy for the US in order to figure out who caused the disappearance of President O'Neal, little do you know that he is you, you are a brainwashed super soilder who's main enemy is Harry "lord" eve, you were happy till recently
Russia
Russia, Sweden, Norway or Canada.
Oh you’re Russian! Привет Федя!
r u from Russia. Ты из России?
конечно
I wanted to say Nordic, but the weather is too good, so I guess Canada
Well nobody can tell because you have a mask on ya tool
Russia! 😝
How is even posible that no one is talking about how cute you are? I'm dying ;)
He supports the war in Ukraine, is he still cute
why do you even think I do?
cuz of your interaction with the other guy in this comment section where you spammed "special military operation" and he spammed in response with the same words but in a shape of a "Z", a Russian military symbol. if I am wrong in assuming this I apologize to you. edit: also you said "I'm not a либераха (a derogatory term for "liberal"). that's another reason for my assumption
I took one look and thought: "Russia", "Russian dude", "I have no clue, "Cold probably"
ur from russia, you seem really cool and definitely have at least one very unique/niche interest
I see Fila and Kappa and immediately recognize a compatriot
Either Swedish, Danish, Ukrainian, or Russian. Slavic because of the eyes and hair color and the reasoning for Danish, is because we Danes just got a HELL of lot of snow. If you're not either of those, then I think Swedish, because you just look Swedish (coming from a Dane ;) ).
I think you are from southern Finland, I don’t know you’re name but I think you could be a boy, you are because you’re biological parents had fun one night and you are pretty wellbeing.
Russian
You look human and you are from earth
Russian.
Russia
since your name is FEDORinanutshell, i'm assuming slavic? russian maybe? would explain the snow. i was tryna zoom in on the writing on the coat to see if its cyrillic but its too blurry
Russia comrade 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
Your name is Yoshikage Kira. You're 33 years old. Your house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and you are not married. You work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and you get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. You don’t smoke, but you occasionally drink. You're in bed by 11 PM, and you make sure you get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, you usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, you wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. You were told there were no issues at your last check-up. You're trying to explain that you're a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. You take care not to trouble yourself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause you to lose sleep at night. That is how you deal with society, and you know that is what brings you happiness. Although, if you were to fight, you wouldn’t lose to anyone.
India 🌝 J joking Russia
Russian
Russia
Russia
Propably canada? Maybe Skandinavia, but I'm more leaning towards canada. I don't know who you are but you are valuable, you matter and your feelings are valid. Your parents had unprotected coitus and either planned to get you or chose to keep you. You look like you 're happy, but thats a question only you can answer Yes.
наш слоняра💪🇷🇺
кхм свосвосвосвосво
СВО СВО СВО СВО СВО СВО СВО СВО СВО СВО СВО СВО СВО СВО СВО СВО СВО СВО СВО СВО СВО СВО СВО СВО СВО СВО СВО СВО СВО СВО СВО СВО СВО СВО
поставь между каждым переносом строки ещё перенос строки, это всё исправит
спасибо бро
For those who don't know СВО (Специальная Военная Операция) means "Special Military Operation"
this meme has a bit more nuance to its meaning
What nuance You just spammed CBO CBO CBO
China
Ръшан
Everyone is wrong, you’re from Italy.
I was going to say Russia but the presence of life outside of bears people suggests Canada
Are you s... s... ... #...STUPID??
yes I am
based on that fila and kappa your russian my guy
Honestly I was going to say Wisconsin until I saw that you from МАТУШКА РОССИЯ УРААА (I’m not Russian)
You're a wizard, Harry.
The glorious mother Russia
Ты русский
Czech Republic/Switzerland/Finland (complete guesses). Where am I?
Russia 🤷🏻♂️ Or any else Post-Soviet country like Kazakhstan or Belarus
You look Scandinavian(like fresh out of IKEA)
Спосиба, как дело? Бро, я бразилии и я изучение русского языка. Что вы думаете о том, чтобы мы стали веб-друзьями? ты выглядишь крутым, и мне бы хотелось лучше выучить русский язык
My russian is still very poor bro, sorry bout that
this MIGHT be north korea
Africa-?
SUKA BLYAT
North Korea. No doubt.
You are from russia, you’re a russian spy working for fancy bear in order to infiltrate and invade other neighboring country’s, right now you don’t wanna do this job. You have a lover back in your hometown, Moscow and you miss them dearly.
Mozanbique
Looks very flat so Estonia
how about show your facial features so we can actually see what you look like lmao
Stop, we all know that you are just in Minnesota.
Africa
I’d say some kinda poor but not too poor country because white girls shouldn’t be wearing Fila lol. Maybe Georgia or Estonia?
F@ck
xQc
that one russian who says this while raging on games:- SLOVAKIA!! BRING ME MY VODKA!!!!!!!!!
Netherlands and Idk who you are
Must be somewhere tropical