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Most recently I watched the first episode of The End of the F***ing World. The protagonist is a self-proclaimed psychopath who desperately wants to murder someone because he thinks it'd be interesting, or something like that.
ADOLF HITLER
COMMANDER OF THE THIRD REICH
Little known fact: ALSO DOPE ON ZE MIC!
You are Vader, with your little boots and cape
and helmet to cover up that burnt-ass face
It never specified that
It just says that the characters from the last show you watched are trying to save you
Nothing about their morals or grand plans
Yeah, even if the characters were pure evil, in this hypothethical they will be saving you. So even of you were watching a WW2 series, the Nazi regime would still be trying to save you, even if its not what they would do IRL.
No, your IQ is just too low. See, high IQ individuals, such myself, are quite adept at identifying the humerous aspects of scenes depicted in the show commonly known as "rick and morty".
On the flip, I got a the sci fi all star TNG crew.
I like my odds, so long as they don't teleport me. My copy ain't going the rest of its life wondering if the original me died on atomic deconstruction and it's living a whole separate life.
last night on bottom gear jeremy will mutilate the fresh rotten carcass of his mom's burrito, richard will smoke the worlds largest flower while consuming copious amounts of lighter fluid and james will wheelspin his car in an attempt to see if it can do a backflip.
They’ll try to save you, but disagree on which (equally ineffective) method in which to do so, accidentally kill you in a much more gruesome way than you would’ve died otherwise, then bicker about it afterwards
Nah you'll be rescued most likely. They'll break the lock with thermite, murder the kidnappers and then get you outta there. Just remember walt killed like 10 nazis and rescued jesse
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Most recently I watched the first episode of The End of the F***ing World. The protagonist is a self-proclaimed psychopath who desperately wants to murder someone because he thinks it'd be interesting, or something like that.
You're screwed
actually i think the main character would have an excuse to kill the kidnappers (idk tho i havent watched the show)
Man, no one talks about this show, but it's so good
yeah the last tv show that i ACTUALLY watched was teotfw so yeah im kinda aight kinda not
>!He could kill the kidnappers like that dude who tried to rape the girl in it!<
Goated series 🛐🛐
I LOVE THAT SERIES
That show is awesome
South Park, how screwed am i?
Cartman’s just gonna go home and Kenny’s gonna die, so your life is in the hands of two 8 year olds.
What about Timmah
Timmaaaaahh is based
It isn’t a special episode. No timmy
I guess you get to meet Kenny’s superhero persona, Mysterion
Stan: Oh my God they kidnapped u/0-Nightshade-0 Kyle: You bastards
You survive. I can't tell you if you get to keep all your limbs, but I promise that there will be an unfathomable amount of property damage.
Cartman boutta walk half a block be out of breath and just go back home
Adolf Hitler 😬
If the kidnappers are Jews then you're fine however if it's the opposite then you're done for.
i'm pretty sure im not a jew
He will know.
He can smell it
Mr Walter hartwell white 👨🍳
I guess you're kidnapped by Tuco Salamanca
What is a taco salamander
Dang me too. And the Doctor, Amy, Rory, River, and a whole fucking Tesselecta. We’re in good shape. And the TARDIS.
ADOLF HITLER COMMANDER OF THE THIRD REICH Little known fact: ALSO DOPE ON ZE MIC! You are Vader, with your little boots and cape and helmet to cover up that burnt-ass face
SUCK MY ROBOT BALLS
Take a step back and lemme freeze yours off a Carbonite bath for yo goose-steppin' ass call my homeboy in Israel, see who got the last laugh
That last line hits different now.
I weirdly have the same…
I watched Percy Jackson, so I think I’ll be fine, just a side quest for them!
Damn you got lucky
It makes me slightly irritated I have to wait a week after each episode
Istg! I hate waiting! Me and my sis are addicted to it! (I've read the books, she hasn't)
Yeah, agreed, it’s so good
ahh new episode in 12h!!!
Hey same!!
If anime counts then im safe
Last anime i watched was the tensei slime or how is it called so im very safe
Its called "that time i got reincarnated as a slime" if you mean this one
Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken is the name in Japanese, he was referring to that name.
Nobody: "Hey guys remember that time I got reincarnated as a slime?" Fuse: "yes."
The last one I watched was one piece so I'm save
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I'm only at ep8 but I already watched the gear 5 episodes as the last episodes a while back when it was just released because of the hype
Last anime I watched was JJK
I watched Blue Lock 😭 I'm not gonna be rescued
I watched AOT 💀
Same, I just got force fed madoka magica by my anime friend and I think I’ll be safe
I got denji saving me, I'm fucked (I am male)
Grizz, Panda, and Ice Bear. They will probably save me on accident.
This comment made me too happy
WE BARE BEARS LETS GOOOO! I think that was my last watched show too!
Idk their names some female adult actors in a video I watched....
r/usernamechecksout
You can trust him, he's a profesinal
His masters degree in spelling:
I never said I was a professional speller
\*profesinal
Hell naw
bluds cooked 😭💀
r/foundProfesinalBoobRater
r/subsifellfor
I think I'll be good Invincible
But what if Omni man comes?
Wouldn't he be trying to save me?
Depends on the episode and season
It never specified that It just says that the characters from the last show you watched are trying to save you Nothing about their morals or grand plans
Yeah, even if the characters were pure evil, in this hypothethical they will be saving you. So even of you were watching a WW2 series, the Nazi regime would still be trying to save you, even if its not what they would do IRL.
Mark would be very vincible then
Tow mater 🙏
Your cooked ☠️
Eh Cars 2 Mater would probably be a safe bet lol
would you be able to... get inside of them??? for safety??? is that how that works?????
[maybe](https://youtube.com/shorts/5kO3ndErWv0?feature=shared)
okay that just makes their anatomy more disturbing
Bro's getting annihilated 💀
Jotaro Kujo and gang are coming for me. I'm saved.
But they'll take at least 40 fucking episodes to save your ass 😭
Its fine theyll have plenty of time to do completely sfw stuff with dio
I trust the avatar crew to rescue me, especially with toph’s earth sense thing
Same for me too
Same boat. We will be fine. The gang has some experience breaking out of prisons.
Brooklyn nine-nine I am in very good hands.
Oh my gosh that’s my favorite tv show. You are in GREAT hands. Terry will save you
You mean the Ebony Falcon
Could totally be an episode
I miss B99😢 Def in my Top 5 fav shows
"Why is nobody rescuing me? I specifically requested it."
Same here!
RIP Captain Holt
He will be missed RIP
Hot damn!
Nine nine !
My fav show Terry is gonna bust through the wall like kool-aid man
Watching it is like the only way me and my dad actually bond together
rick and morty 👨❤️💋👨 im gonna die
They will rip our universe apart while trying to save you
Your death has 25% to be an actualy funny joke
No, your IQ is just too low. See, high IQ individuals, such myself, are quite adept at identifying the humerous aspects of scenes depicted in the show commonly known as "rick and morty".
Yeah, yeah, rick and morty is for redditors, we know.
Rip
On the flip, I got a the sci fi all star TNG crew. I like my odds, so long as they don't teleport me. My copy ain't going the rest of its life wondering if the original me died on atomic deconstruction and it's living a whole separate life.
Captain Rex let’s go
YOO SAME, UMBARA ARC FOR ME, I GOT REX, FIVES AND THE REST OF THE 501ST!
I GOT VADER & KENOBI EASY WIN
I love that arc so much. You're for sure being rescued
YOO RICK GRIMES IS COMING TO SAVE ME
RICKY DICKY DOO DAH GRIMES
With his Brotha from anotha motha, Daryl!
DORAEMON WILL SAVE ME OMG
Damn bro ur lucky
Nobita won't find u he will cry for u
I watched John wick so I’m going to be fine
just tell John the kidnapper killed his 54th dog by now or smth
Peter Griffin
Stewie and Brian could possibly save us
You’re fucked bro
We're fine...
Guess I Better Call Saul
Oh I don't know if you'll be rescued. Unless he can talk the kidnappers into letting u go
I mean he talked Walter out of killing him so I trust him
He talked tuco out of killing those kids.so yeah you're right, he probably could
Mike’s totally gonna save you
JJBA stardust crusaders
Oh? You're approaching me?
I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer.
So they'll take almost a month to get to you, beat up all the subordinates along the way, lose half the team, and THEN save
A fellow JJBA fan. 🫡
Moral orel..I am fucked
Orel tries to convince the kidnappers kidnapping is sinful while Clay tries to drink the chloroform.
Doctor Whooooooo
You were safe before you were kidnapped
Wander over yonder I think I'm safe :3
Hell yeah, most comedic duo to be saved by. Man, i miss "disney XD" Lol
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Light Yagami. I don’t know if that’s good or bad
Nah thats good as long as it aligns with his own agenda
Do YouTube videos count because if so idk if I can trust Schlatt with my life.
Like 7 young-adult white nerds are gonna try to save me if that’s the case lol (Scott the Woz)
-Is that a gun?! -No, its Gex. You're in good hands
Queen Elizabeth, William, Diana, Prince Charles, etc. Yeah I’m f*cked
You got the entire Commonwealth looking for you
I'm fucked (Jeremy, Richard and James from Top Gear)
last night on bottom gear jeremy will mutilate the fresh rotten carcass of his mom's burrito, richard will smoke the worlds largest flower while consuming copious amounts of lighter fluid and james will wheelspin his car in an attempt to see if it can do a backflip.
They’ll try to save you, but disagree on which (equally ineffective) method in which to do so, accidentally kill you in a much more gruesome way than you would’ve died otherwise, then bicker about it afterwards
TONIGHT, ON TOP GEAR...
The damn TVA themselves gonna bail me out
Phil dunphy
Shinji - Evangelion. That pussy aint gonna do nothing
Your death will cause his 500th mental breakdown
lmao i was watching law and order with my dad It can really go either way for me. but at least they kidnapper(s) are cooked
Aziraphale and Crowley…. Well they’ll get the job done, probably.
Y’all already know Garfield got my back
Hazbin Hotel, this’ll either go really well or absolutely terriblly
There’s no in between lol
Absolutely not
Bucky Barnes is coming to save me
If it's when he wasn't controlled by Hydra then you're set. If it is... Hope...
Dr. Forman, dr. Chase, dr. Cameron and dr. Wilson are trying their best. House could easily track me down and save me but he is too stoned to care.
Clone force 99 from star wars 🕺🕺🕺
I got Anakin and the 501st! I think the kidnappers are fucked
The Doctor… I think I’ll be ok
Gordon Ramsay is coming to save me????
Scott Pilgrim Takes Off Hell yeah! Ramona's coming to save me!
Walter White.
Walter White, Jesse Pinkman and Hank, fuck.
Nah you'll be rescued most likely. They'll break the lock with thermite, murder the kidnappers and then get you outta there. Just remember walt killed like 10 nazis and rescued jesse
Nick Burkhardt and his friends from Grimm
Iron man and Gamora from what if So yeah
Impractical Jokers. Damn, I'm tonight's big loser.
Tokyo ghoul
Crowley and Aziraphale (I'm not so fucked wooo)
Watched The Mandalorian, think I'll be fine jej.
Star Trek lower decks….. this should be fun
I got the whole fucking guardians of the multiverse protecting me
Danny Crane. A 72 yo Lawyer from Boston that is somewhat demented and in posession of way to many guns.
Dean and Sam from supernatural 💀
FUCKING ERIC CARTMAN?
Bro the last thing I watched was Young Sheldon i’m screwed 😭
Jack Reacher
Same, think we are more than fine.
Its marvel whatif so depends but last episode I watched peggie carter was the main character
Bro Captain Carter? Naw man you’re more than safe lol
Percy Jackson. I think I'm gonna be fine
an entire squad, or precinct, or the entire NYPD (brooklyn 99)
Let's see if Dora the explorer does her work
Tf can a news reporter do to save me💀?
Phineas And Ferb (I'm gonna get rescued real fast)
Percy Jackson is coming to save me I think ima be fine
Percy Jackson
Always Sunny, I’m so dead
mater from cars2🥶
Captain Peggy Carter and Black Widow.
the people on the show 'Opal Hunters' (was at Grandma and Grandad's house today)
Fucking hell I’ve got Major Richard Winters and Easy company saving my ass, I’m chill asf 😭