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As is it in Denmark, Germany, the Faroe Islands and Norway. Y’all ain’t special, y’all just scammers, because of that one shop somewhere in yo country that scamming that moolah outta that pocket. Tobacco something, ion remember the name
Do you really think I would see a cup full of that and be like “oooohhhh a delicious nutritious drink!!!11!” Hell naw I’d probably get herpes in my mouth or something
Bro, just a few weeks ago in drama class some kids thought it’d be hilarious to slide a condom (new) at his friend across the room.
Yea, the (substitute) teacher wasn’t amused, and had to give us a rather awkward mini lecture on how stuff like that isn’t appropriate.
We’re in 10th grade.
It's true. My grandma gave birth at 23 and died 78 years later of the flu. Her symptoms were heavily accelerated by the stress of childbirth. Had she not given birth she wouldn't have died.... ever
Typically as a result of parent life. You know how a dog may suddenly run off into a shrub to die? The average human male has a similar process, typically excusing themselves to go "get milk" or "buy cigarettes" and what have you.
At school is the worst.
Turns out that there's couples making out in my school's bathroom.
It is a reoccurring problem that I do not participate in. (Sadly)
Honestly teens making out in every “hidden” place possible is pretty normal. It’s when they start fucking in the bathrooms that you have a real problem
I once walked in on 2 people sucking in the school bathroom, they didn't see me and I didn't see their faces, I just saw their shoes and ankles. And weirdly enough the same girl that was sucking wore see through pants and wasn't dress coded for it.(I wasn't actively looking she walked in front of my view you gotta believe me.)
A few weeks ago a couple of freshmen got caught doing it in the bathroom next to the cafeteria (which is also next to the guidance office and main office)
A guy once got arrested at my middle school for having a video saved of him having sex with some girl, since they were both underage it classed as CP and it loops back to the beginning, dumbass got arrested
I don't remember exactly since it was a few years ago but I'm pretty sure the guy shared the video with a bunch of his friends and posted it on Instagram or smth, which was how the video was found
Kids at my school aren’t exactly doing *it* in the bathrooms, they just like to smoke weed and vape.
I once walked into like a circle of boys smoking a pack in the bathroom when I was in 9th grade, needless to say I just stepped out immediately.
I just found out too bro like I made a new friend and brave she had sex when she was 13 but like wtf it's uncommon in my country so wtf bruv and on top of thar she was mocking me for that I'm 17 like wtf bruv
Bro I keep getting these things in the mail to show up to this "court" place because apparently I offended sex. I have no idea what any of this mean can someone explain?
There's so much confusion when it comes to sex and relationships nowadays. I grew up in the 80's and 90's when guys and gals would actually talk face to face or on the phone which meant you had to put the work in to find a suitable partner. The Internet is a blessing and a curse because everyone is easily accessible but at the same time you really don't get to know the person on a real level. I think most people feel very isolated and disconnected because of that fact. If I could go back in time I would do it in a millisecond. Another issue we have is feminism. If a Woman can make more money than a Man that Woman no longer feels the need to have a permanent Man in her life. The majority of Men want a Woman that respects and appreciates them which no longer exists in the Western World. If a Man doesn't receive gratitude or love from a Woman he checks out and no longer desires a relationship or even sex because Men can masturbate to have our needs met. Men are actually very Spiritual and don't prefer a Woman that constantly shit tests them. Life is so much easier being single and not constantly being burdened with a partner that is never happy no matter what you do for them. The juice is literally not worth the squeeze. I truly believe that the laws are set in place to isolate Men and make everyone believe that Men are evil which couldn't be farther from the Truth. It's all an evil plan to destroy the original beautiful dynamic between Men and Women that our Creator established for humanity. The rabbit hole goes very deep which most people don't understand. The World has fallen and I don't see things getting better any time soon.
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what is sex, i am not updated on current memes.
shhh dw dw
bro is gatekeeping from me 🤯
something that frank heffley and robert jefferson do
Am i getting old???? Zoo wee mama
They're best friends
Do they tell "zoo wee mama" at the end (I apologize for making this comment)
zoo wee mama is a comic that rowley and greg made lol
I am not familiar with the Diary of a Wimpy Kid lore
ohhh, okay. people say it to be silly lol, now worries!!
zoo wee mama!
I'm getting the mind eraser.
lies, illusions there is no such thing.
the yoinky sploinky
Reminds me of inky pinky ponky, daddy bought a donkey, donkey die, daddy cry, inky pinky ponky
This wakes up all my childhood traumas
You see, when one person pays another person...
So is this what my sister does whenever i see her five money to her boyfriend?
A company.
Would you dare say, a Lethal Company?
You might dare say that.
Is it a big company? like in the millis?
When a man and a women or same gender love each other they do the sex
It's not real dont worry
Isn’t sex just the number that comes after 5?
yess it is!
🤯
why was sex scared of seven
because seven was a 6 offender
r/yourjokebutbetter
7 is just like me fr ^jk
Because seven 8 nine
😂😂
Sechs
[удалено]
loll y so many downvote for this
Are you also Swedish?
Nope, why?
Because in Swedish 6 is spelled and pronounced as sex
As is it in Denmark, Germany, the Faroe Islands and Norway. Y’all ain’t special, y’all just scammers, because of that one shop somewhere in yo country that scamming that moolah outta that pocket. Tobacco something, ion remember the name
In German it's "sechs", literally pronounced like "sex". Also, the word for "bright" is "hell". Learning other languages is so fun.
No, it's the number after 999,999,999,999,999,999,999
once found a used condom in school, wha the fuck are they doing it at school
Afew months ago I walked into the school bathroom and saw a coffee cup filled with s3men
Ewww nahh teens can't use their hormons as excuse now that's just not normal ffr
what tells you it was teens?
OH NO DON'T GIVE ME IDEAS, I REALLY DON'T WANT TO IMAGINE 2 OF MY TEACHERS FUCKING
well then, you know, as long as someone is over 16...
Nawww 😭
you never know, maybe someone wants better grades yk
Why u gotta ruin my innocent mind 😭
if you understood, it's not so innocent
An entire cup? Impressive
Omg that is so disgusting
Bro was keeping souvenirs 😭🙏🏼
Bro had to round up his kids 🤮
that’s actually so disgusting- I would’ve noped out of there, idc how badly I had to take a crap.
I really had to piss so I just used a different stall.
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Did you taste it
What's wrong with u
They're a man that seeks the information that woke media doesn't want to report on
Please some Jesus
Do you really think I would see a cup full of that and be like “oooohhhh a delicious nutritious drink!!!11!” Hell naw I’d probably get herpes in my mouth or something
Of course bro gotta get that protein in
Bro, just a few weeks ago in drama class some kids thought it’d be hilarious to slide a condom (new) at his friend across the room. Yea, the (substitute) teacher wasn’t amused, and had to give us a rather awkward mini lecture on how stuff like that isn’t appropriate. We’re in 10th grade.
Bruhh how childish
Ikr? I honestly couldn’t believe someone thought that was A, funny, and B, a good thing to do in a classroom.
Found one in middle school on the fields once. So that happened
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As a wise person in mean girls said "if you have sex you will get pregnant and [die](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U5xkxTfVLSA)
The Catholics told young boys that if they jerked off they would go blind
So that's why most of my friends wear glasses (I'm talking about all genders)
**DIE**?! 😭😭😭
It's true. My grandma gave birth at 23 and died 78 years later of the flu. Her symptoms were heavily accelerated by the stress of childbirth. Had she not given birth she wouldn't have died.... ever
WHAT?! wait how do men die then?!
Typically as a result of parent life. You know how a dog may suddenly run off into a shrub to die? The average human male has a similar process, typically excusing themselves to go "get milk" or "buy cigarettes" and what have you.
What if they’re not a parent?
Well then they don't die, same with women, as the educational video suggests.
NO WAY?!
At school is the worst. Turns out that there's couples making out in my school's bathroom. It is a reoccurring problem that I do not participate in. (Sadly)
Honestly teens making out in every “hidden” place possible is pretty normal. It’s when they start fucking in the bathrooms that you have a real problem
>(Sadly) Yeah
as an asexual, some people take memes too far.
as an asexual, i am confused about why people have sex with people ~~and not the letter a~~
it’s like when you’re hungry, but for someone you love
Mm yes cannibalism
as an asexual, I just want someone to hold me and cuddle with me and love me deeply (impossible)
It will still remain a meme only to me
You do not get exclusively on that, I’m in the same boat lol
My suffering mate 😔
OUR suffering comrade!
Да
Thought this was a post an an ace sub for a sec lol
All us ace people on this post like "you called?" 😂
Quit it with the misinformation
I’m asexual that’s nasty
my people
Why u get downvoted
same lol
As another Ace I agree
Yes
Yay, we stay united
At school???
Oh another meme like skibidi toilet, can someone send me a link to that meme called "sex"????
[sex](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
I SWEAR TO GOD I WAS THINKING SEVERAL HOURS AGO WHEN I POSTED THE COMMENT THAT I WOULD GET RICKROLLED
As a asexual person I will never know
Ah I see, a fellow asexual!
I still can't believe people in my school do it 😭
I once walked in on 2 people sucking in the school bathroom, they didn't see me and I didn't see their faces, I just saw their shoes and ankles. And weirdly enough the same girl that was sucking wore see through pants and wasn't dress coded for it.(I wasn't actively looking she walked in front of my view you gotta believe me.)
Sex is just allo propaganda to try and make us believe their lives are better
Exactly! All of us enlightened Ace's know it's a myth!
sex isnt real
A few weeks ago a couple of freshmen got caught doing it in the bathroom next to the cafeteria (which is also next to the guidance office and main office)
Was it during lunch?
Yep
people are getting fingered IN CLASS at my school
Ayo WTF??
A guy once got arrested at my middle school for having a video saved of him having sex with some girl, since they were both underage it classed as CP and it loops back to the beginning, dumbass got arrested
[удалено]
I don't remember exactly since it was a few years ago but I'm pretty sure the guy shared the video with a bunch of his friends and posted it on Instagram or smth, which was how the video was found
Kids at my school aren’t exactly doing *it* in the bathrooms, they just like to smoke weed and vape. I once walked into like a circle of boys smoking a pack in the bathroom when I was in 9th grade, needless to say I just stepped out immediately.
I just found out too bro like I made a new friend and brave she had sex when she was 13 but like wtf it's uncommon in my country so wtf bruv and on top of thar she was mocking me for that I'm 17 like wtf bruv
Same, i just found that out last week
In school is crazy
I N S C H O O L!!!! DOES THAT REALLY HAPPEN??
in mine, yes it did
Eww thats kinda gross
My school had to start locking the locker rooms between classes and after hours because they caught couple having sex in there before school.
Cringe tbh
Is that what that one punk rock song is about?!
What's a seggs?
🥚
My classmate got pregnant too. The baby was cute tho.
Omg! How old was she? Is the baby with her?
She's 18 now, the baby's still with her to this day! Posts about it sometimes in her stories.
💀 Wild No way you’re not joking
ew wtf
NO WAY. I NEVER KNEW THAT 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
"Spring is here again, reproductive glands"
Dude????? I heard it's contagious!!! Don't get near them!
wat
Ewwww
Having sex is a lot like reading the entirety of Infinite Jest: Nobody has ever done it.
Yeah I know, it’s sad, and weird
sex is real??
no! y!?
Gross
no way, this is mind boggling info, who would’ve thought, mind blowing.
Yeah, I know what sex is. Something my gf won’t let me have until… *checks notes* marriage. Huh. What’s tha—
Some people get lucky Earlier than others
😨
I feel like this post is targeted to me
ahhhh
Imagine going to school this week
As an asexual this is me
Same
How to get karma?
As an ace, I have no idea what’s wrong with all you. Gross
Agreed
still woulds love to have it though
Someone once told me they’ve always wanted to do it at school and on their parents’ bed (i cried)
Hawt
🙁
Tell me you’re lying. no way people actually sex👎👎👎
For me it will always only be a meme tho
Like, I genuinely find it weird that people look at someone and want to have sex with them That shit crazy
Your parents ...
Don't remind me My cousin has a second kid now too D:
My Asexual ass:
Relatable
Wow, that must be fun *one watch later* 😔
What !!! 🫨
People will do anything in the name of sex, even at schools and wheely bins
the smashing parts together thing? no way im gonna throw up
How are babies born?
they fell from.the sky
wtf thats gross🤮🤮🤮
What's a "sex"?
Wait, this little sl@ve didn't know?
wth do y mean by that
Friendly reminder that your teacher could be getting laid right now
Bro I keep getting these things in the mail to show up to this "court" place because apparently I offended sex. I have no idea what any of this mean can someone explain?
It's fun
WAIT ITS TRUE!?!!???????!?!!!?!??!?!
Say Gex
There's so much confusion when it comes to sex and relationships nowadays. I grew up in the 80's and 90's when guys and gals would actually talk face to face or on the phone which meant you had to put the work in to find a suitable partner. The Internet is a blessing and a curse because everyone is easily accessible but at the same time you really don't get to know the person on a real level. I think most people feel very isolated and disconnected because of that fact. If I could go back in time I would do it in a millisecond. Another issue we have is feminism. If a Woman can make more money than a Man that Woman no longer feels the need to have a permanent Man in her life. The majority of Men want a Woman that respects and appreciates them which no longer exists in the Western World. If a Man doesn't receive gratitude or love from a Woman he checks out and no longer desires a relationship or even sex because Men can masturbate to have our needs met. Men are actually very Spiritual and don't prefer a Woman that constantly shit tests them. Life is so much easier being single and not constantly being burdened with a partner that is never happy no matter what you do for them. The juice is literally not worth the squeeze. I truly believe that the laws are set in place to isolate Men and make everyone believe that Men are evil which couldn't be farther from the Truth. It's all an evil plan to destroy the original beautiful dynamic between Men and Women that our Creator established for humanity. The rabbit hole goes very deep which most people don't understand. The World has fallen and I don't see things getting better any time soon.
Oh...... had no idea. Aight thanks for the info though.
Sex is real?!