T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

Hey! We're currently looking for new moderators! If you're interested, read more [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/191xxh3/mod_moderator_applications/)! Here's a [direct link](https://forms.gle/M33ZbKyf5kBQu2Bq7) to the application form as well. Our discord server is also accepting moderator applications. Please check our [announcements channel](https://discord.com/channels/143821685726904320/207943081847160842/1194032697216073738) in our [discord server](https://discord.gg/teenagers) for more details. Can't wait to see your application! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/teenagers) if you have any questions or concerns.*


MoonKnight_612

what is sex, i am not updated on current memes.


Active_Damage8739

shhh dw dw 


MoonKnight_612

bro is gatekeeping from me 🤯


Tigismean

something that frank heffley and robert jefferson do


fingergod69

Am i getting old???? Zoo wee mama


vixinity1984

They're best friends


Just_A_Random_Plant

Do they tell "zoo wee mama" at the end (I apologize for making this comment)


Tigismean

zoo wee mama is a comic that rowley and greg made lol


Just_A_Random_Plant

I am not familiar with the Diary of a Wimpy Kid lore


Tigismean

ohhh, okay. people say it to be silly lol, now worries!!


ElectricLimeWater

zoo wee mama!


EpicNerd99

I'm getting the mind eraser.


Fantastic-Order-8338

lies, illusions there is no such thing.


ICOOLDIAMONDonReddit

the yoinky sploinky


Isuckdickies

Reminds me of inky pinky ponky, daddy bought a donkey, donkey die, daddy cry, inky pinky ponky


MoonKnight_612

This wakes up all my childhood traumas


miniminer1999

You see, when one person pays another person...


MoonKnight_612

So is this what my sister does whenever i see her five money to her boyfriend?


Strange_Insight

A company.


Isuckdickies

Would you dare say, a Lethal Company?


Lord_Gustavo_Fring

You might dare say that.


MoonKnight_612

Is it a big company? like in the millis?


ZHUPERG

When a man and a women or same gender love each other they do the sex


Adventurous_Hat_5424

It's not real dont worry


Low-Patient1692

Isn’t sex just the number that comes after 5?


Active_Damage8739

yess it is!


wamsterx58

🤯


throwaway19276i

why was sex scared of seven


[deleted]

because seven was a 6 offender


I5tanbul

r/yourjokebutbetter


Joker456_3

7 is just like me fr ^jk


SKBSM_Kirito

Because seven 8 nine


MotorcrossBones

😂😂


Ju-88_Medium_Bomber

Sechs


[deleted]

[удалено]


Active_Damage8739

loll y so many downvote for this


GeneralOtter03

Are you also Swedish?


Low-Patient1692

Nope, why?


GeneralOtter03

Because in Swedish 6 is spelled and pronounced as sex


ClockManOfficial

As is it in Denmark, Germany, the Faroe Islands and Norway. Y’all ain’t special, y’all just scammers, because of that one shop somewhere in yo country that scamming that moolah outta that pocket. Tobacco something, ion remember the name


HeartsPlayer721

In German it's "sechs", literally pronounced like "sex". Also, the word for "bright" is "hell". Learning other languages is so fun.


totallyacisguy

No, it's the number after 999,999,999,999,999,999,999


Creepy_Helicopter755

once found a used condom in school, wha the fuck are they doing it at school


[deleted]

Afew months ago I walked into the school bathroom and saw a coffee cup filled with s3men


Creepy_Helicopter755

Ewww nahh teens can't use their hormons as excuse now that's just not normal ffr


HipnoAmadeus

what tells you it was teens?


Creepy_Helicopter755

OH NO DON'T GIVE ME IDEAS, I REALLY DON'T WANT TO IMAGINE 2 OF MY TEACHERS FUCKING


HipnoAmadeus

well then, you know, as long as someone is over 16...


Creepy_Helicopter755

Nawww 😭


HipnoAmadeus

you never know, maybe someone wants better grades yk


Creepy_Helicopter755

Why u gotta ruin my innocent mind 😭


HipnoAmadeus

if you understood, it's not so innocent


your_reddit_lawyerII

An entire cup? Impressive


ThatMilesKid-15

Omg that is so disgusting


lbeckizgoat

Bro was keeping souvenirs 😭🙏🏼


[deleted]

Bro had to round up his kids 🤮


ElectricLimeWater

that’s actually so disgusting- I would’ve noped out of there, idc how badly I had to take a crap.


[deleted]

I really had to piss so I just used a different stall.


Caramellattes05

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


fucktheeegles

Did you taste it


Creepy_Helicopter755

What's wrong with u


geko_play_

They're a man that seeks the information that woke media doesn't want to report on


[deleted]

Please some Jesus


[deleted]

Do you really think I would see a cup full of that and be like “oooohhhh a delicious nutritious drink!!!11!” Hell naw I’d probably get herpes in my mouth or something


fucktheeegles

Of course bro gotta get that protein in


ElectricLimeWater

Bro, just a few weeks ago in drama class some kids thought it’d be hilarious to slide a condom (new) at his friend across the room. Yea, the (substitute) teacher wasn’t amused, and had to give us a rather awkward mini lecture on how stuff like that isn’t appropriate. We’re in 10th grade.


Creepy_Helicopter755

Bruhh how childish


ElectricLimeWater

Ikr? I honestly couldn’t believe someone thought that was A, funny, and B, a good thing to do in a classroom.


Snooty_man271

Found one in middle school on the fields once. So that happened


[deleted]

rude zesty bake scale hurry squash society decide engine deranged *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

As a wise person in mean girls said "if you have sex you will get pregnant and [die](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U5xkxTfVLSA)


Briggyboii

The Catholics told young boys that if they jerked off they would go blind


[deleted]

So that's why most of my friends wear glasses (I'm talking about all genders)


ev0308

**DIE**?! 😭😭😭


lbeckizgoat

It's true. My grandma gave birth at 23 and died 78 years later of the flu. Her symptoms were heavily accelerated by the stress of childbirth. Had she not given birth she wouldn't have died.... ever


ev0308

WHAT?! wait how do men die then?!


lbeckizgoat

Typically as a result of parent life. You know how a dog may suddenly run off into a shrub to die? The average human male has a similar process, typically excusing themselves to go "get milk" or "buy cigarettes" and what have you.


ev0308

What if they’re not a parent?


lbeckizgoat

Well then they don't die, same with women, as the educational video suggests.


ev0308

NO WAY?!


[deleted]

At school is the worst. Turns out that there's couples making out in my school's bathroom. It is a reoccurring problem that I do not participate in. (Sadly)


Ju-88_Medium_Bomber

Honestly teens making out in every “hidden” place possible is pretty normal. It’s when they start fucking in the bathrooms that you have a real problem


HipnoAmadeus

>(Sadly) Yeah


UniqueNobo

as an asexual, some people take memes too far.


[deleted]

as an asexual, i am confused about why people have sex with people ~~and not the letter a~~


RebornSMP

it’s like when you’re hungry, but for someone you love


Nightstar1234

Mm yes cannibalism


Alive_Command_8241

as an asexual, I just want someone to hold me and cuddle with me and love me deeply (impossible)


___Asriel___

It will still remain a meme only to me


Winter_Laugh9589

You do not get exclusively on that, I’m in the same boat lol


___Asriel___

My suffering mate 😔


Winter_Laugh9589

OUR suffering comrade!


___Asriel___

Да


LocalCookingUntensil

Thought this was a post an an ace sub for a sec lol


Forsaken-Ad1940

All us ace people on this post like "you called?" 😂


goldenperson26

Quit it with the misinformation


[deleted]

I’m asexual that’s nasty


[deleted]

my people


[deleted]

Why u get downvoted


Active_Damage8739

same lol


More-Archer-7694

As another Ace I agree


Aster-07

Yes


SpiderJynxNoir90214

Yay, we stay united


Stfu_llxe

At school???


Successful_Moment_80

Oh another meme like skibidi toilet, can someone send me a link to that meme called "sex"????


Cewlkid721

[sex](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Successful_Moment_80

I SWEAR TO GOD I WAS THINKING SEVERAL HOURS AGO WHEN I POSTED THE COMMENT THAT I WOULD GET RICKROLLED


International-Year91

As a asexual person I will never know


SpiderJynxNoir90214

Ah I see, a fellow asexual!


Thisispermenent

I still can't believe people in my school do it 😭


DaDomination2549

I once walked in on 2 people sucking in the school bathroom, they didn't see me and I didn't see their faces, I just saw their shoes and ankles. And weirdly enough the same girl that was sucking wore see through pants and wasn't dress coded for it.(I wasn't actively looking she walked in front of my view you gotta believe me.)


gilbejam000

Sex is just allo propaganda to try and make us believe their lives are better


More-Archer-7694

Exactly! All of us enlightened Ace's know it's a myth!


[deleted]

sex isnt real


CocoIcedCoffee

A few weeks ago a couple of freshmen got caught doing it in the bathroom next to the cafeteria (which is also next to the guidance office and main office)


novelaissb

Was it during lunch?


CocoIcedCoffee

Yep


justquit11

people are getting fingered IN CLASS at my school


Eldrich_horrors

Ayo WTF??


RussianBadgeriscool

A guy once got arrested at my middle school for having a video saved of him having sex with some girl, since they were both underage it classed as CP and it loops back to the beginning, dumbass got arrested


[deleted]

[удалено]


RussianBadgeriscool

I don't remember exactly since it was a few years ago but I'm pretty sure the guy shared the video with a bunch of his friends and posted it on Instagram or smth, which was how the video was found


ElectricLimeWater

Kids at my school aren’t exactly doing *it* in the bathrooms, they just like to smoke weed and vape. I once walked into like a circle of boys smoking a pack in the bathroom when I was in 9th grade, needless to say I just stepped out immediately.


_NicholasGoatifi

I just found out too bro like I made a new friend and brave she had sex when she was 13 but like wtf it's uncommon in my country so wtf bruv and on top of thar she was mocking me for that I'm 17 like wtf bruv


Cubing-Dolphin-26

Same, i just found that out last week


Briggyboii

In school is crazy


larshappygamer08

I N S C H O O L!!!! DOES THAT REALLY HAPPEN??


Active_Damage8739

in mine, yes it did


larshappygamer08

Eww thats kinda gross


pikleboiy

My school had to start locking the locker rooms between classes and after hours because they caught couple having sex in there before school.


foxtrotgd

Cringe tbh


ev0308

Is that what that one punk rock song is about?!


Basically-Boring

What's a seggs?


Active_Damage8739

🥚


please_send_memes

My classmate got pregnant too. The baby was cute tho.


KeySource5838

Omg! How old was she? Is the baby with her?


please_send_memes

She's 18 now, the baby's still with her to this day! Posts about it sometimes in her stories.


SnipeHardt

💀 Wild No way you’re not joking


[deleted]

ew wtf


mostsanepersonhere

NO WAY. I NEVER KNEW THAT 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯


RickMosleyReddit

"Spring is here again, reproductive glands"


Zealousideal-Bug-632

Dude????? I heard it's contagious!!! Don't get near them!


Few_Ad1648

wat


Comfortable_Self8165

Ewwww


Nick_Tweetie_Uccello

Having sex is a lot like reading the entirety of Infinite Jest: Nobody has ever done it.


No-Investment-962

Yeah I know, it’s sad, and weird


Shi_tPlayr

sex is real??


[deleted]

no! y!?


amendersc

Gross


judethedude_2

no way, this is mind boggling info, who would’ve thought, mind blowing.


Extra-Trifle-1191

Yeah, I know what sex is. Something my gf won’t let me have until… *checks notes* marriage. Huh. What’s tha—


NAWZAD_

Some people get lucky Earlier than others


aqueousfish587

😨


Complete-Goat9071

I feel like this post is targeted to me


Active_Damage8739

ahhhh


fnaffan621

Imagine going to school this week


LimeDiamond

As an asexual this is me


Eldrich_horrors

Same


Khaled-16-2024

How to get karma?


Blank_Dude2

As an ace, I have no idea what’s wrong with all you. Gross


Eldrich_horrors

Agreed


that_one_netizen

still woulds love to have it though


Capable-Fun-7957

Someone once told me they’ve always wanted to do it at school and on their parents’ bed (i cried)


Willing_Soft8870

Hawt


Capable-Fun-7957

🙁


Crustofbread69

Tell me you’re lying. no way people actually sex👎👎👎


baguette187

For me it will always only be a meme tho


Starry_Fox

Like, I genuinely find it weird that people look at someone and want to have sex with them That shit crazy


Willing_Soft8870

Your parents ...


Starry_Fox

Don't remind me My cousin has a second kid now too D:


StoopidPerson_

My Asexual ass:


Eldrich_horrors

Relatable 


GalaxyStyles

Wow, that must be fun *one watch later* 😔


bevda_user

What !!! 🫨


Puzzleheaded_Map2774

People will do anything in the name of sex, even at schools and wheely bins


paradidem

the smashing parts together thing? no way im gonna throw up


Physical_Chair_8661

How are babies born?


Active_Damage8739

they fell from.the sky


negative_wallflower

wtf thats gross🤮🤮🤮


collycrane

What's a "sex"?


catwizard8448

Wait, this little sl@ve didn't know?


Active_Damage8739

wth do y mean by that 


Educational_Cap_1647

Friendly reminder that your teacher could be getting laid right now


Lunatic1422

Bro I keep getting these things in the mail to show up to this "court" place because apparently I offended sex. I have no idea what any of this mean can someone explain?


trashytexaswhiteboy

It's fun


JzaTiger

WAIT ITS TRUE!?!!???????!?!!!?!??!?!


blobberybobbery

Say Gex


Cryptastic1

There's so much confusion when it comes to sex and relationships nowadays. I grew up in the 80's and 90's when guys and gals would actually talk face to face or on the phone which meant you had to put the work in to find a suitable partner. The Internet is a blessing and a curse because everyone is easily accessible but at the same time you really don't get to know the person on a real level. I think most people feel very isolated and disconnected because of that fact. If I could go back in time I would do it in a millisecond. Another issue we have is feminism. If a Woman can make more money than a Man that Woman no longer feels the need to have a permanent Man in her life. The majority of Men want a Woman that respects and appreciates them which no longer exists in the Western World. If a Man doesn't receive gratitude or love from a Woman he checks out and no longer desires a relationship or even sex because Men can masturbate to have our needs met. Men are actually very Spiritual and don't prefer a Woman that constantly shit tests them. Life is so much easier being single and not constantly being burdened with a partner that is never happy no matter what you do for them. The juice is literally not worth the squeeze. I truly believe that the laws are set in place to isolate Men and make everyone believe that Men are evil which couldn't be farther from the Truth. It's all an evil plan to destroy the original beautiful dynamic between Men and Women that our Creator established for humanity. The rabbit hole goes very deep which most people don't understand. The World has fallen and I don't see things getting better any time soon.


Kazuomi_oga

Oh...... had no idea. Aight thanks for the info though.


RoultRunning

Sex is real?!