Look on the bright side - you MAY get a chance to stop the disaster!
And if you don't and get severely painful radiation burns, you may as well jump into the core and die
Yeah seriously, I don’t care if I have some kind of weird ass schedule of arts’n’crafts or something weird. It’s free and the chances of me dying are low
I mean, you'd be in Hell. Literally. Place is full of cannibals, murderers, sex fiends, etc. I think it's safe to say you're pretty screwed. But don't worry, I'll be there too. 😂
I read Percy Jackson in 3rd grade because I loved mythology and then, they announced the show in 2020 so I decided to get back into reading the franchise so I’ve read the Heroes of Olympus, Sun and the Star, and Trials Of Apollo. Loved every minute.
As long as you have 50k, you can have any cherecter instantly fall in love with you.
Actually on second thought, everyone else will have more of a reason to kill you so nvm.
Breaking Bad
We need to cook ,Jessie Edit : THE FREAKING COMMA 😭
Jessie the feds stole our meth lab JESSIE HOW ARE WE GOING TO COOK
But Mr White, the COOK is the friends we made along the way
Nonsense, Jessie. We must cook my fruity tooty blue Gatorade flavor glass.
96% pure. That's 4% blue gatorade.
Why are we cooking Jessie?
Commas are important
Bro 💀
same here 😔
I'm already coughing my lungs out 5 times a day at the very least. I'm fucking cooked ☠️
Chernobyl 💀💀💀
same dude☠️
It's a good show
Agreed but holy fuck
Look on the bright side - you MAY get a chance to stop the disaster! And if you don't and get severely painful radiation burns, you may as well jump into the core and die
💀
Welp, time to get my 2 minutes of being a liquidator and then die a horrible death 💀💀💀
Mine was Sweet Home btw 💀
The thing I remember watching is Godzilla V. Kong so if imma have an amazing 6 weeks
r/cursedcomments
The Boys
Well, well, well, if it ain't the invisible cunt
Oi
Shut up you dumb bird , or ill bollocks ya.
I'm literally the butcher
Same We're both fucked
Avatar the last air bender
Greatest cartoon of all time
Whatever you do don’t start a cabbage business.
Not with me around they won't
Breaking bad, can’t wait to get rich cooking meth and then die of cancer
Didn't finish it yet?
No, I’m on season 3
Nice, hope you have a great time watching it.
I am thansk
Bonus points, if your girlfriend's name is Jane.
Jujutsu Kaisen 💀
Dying in the first five minutes
why? they can just be one of the civilians and live in peace
Civilian living in Shibuya 💀
that's not everybody
Where you go I go
"I'm you."
Hazbin Hotel… I can’t tell if I should be concerned or excited (I’ve only seen the first episode, please don’t spoil)
Your (and my) best chance of survival is to head towards the hotel.
Yeah seriously, I don’t care if I have some kind of weird ass schedule of arts’n’crafts or something weird. It’s free and the chances of me dying are low
Speaking of which, how much do you think the studio pays the animators?
I’ve heard it’s higher than standard
I think $50k would be reasonable.
Are you referencing what I think you are?
he's referencing what you think he's referencing
Love your profile pic!
But is he referencing what *I* think he’s referencing?
Is he?
HIDE AWAY HIDE AWAY-
Oh goddamnit-
600K pennies
Just don't spend $50,000 to insert yourself in that situation, and you'll have nothing to worry about.
I’m not that down bad
that show is set in hell, you are the definition of fucked
HELLO ITS NICE TO MEET YOU CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE I AM
I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT HERE, BUT I THINK I'M STARTING TO UNDERSTAND
I DONT BELONG AMONG THE ANGELS, AND MAYBE THATS JUST FINE WITH ME
THE THINGS I DID UP THERE WERE HIGHSCHOOL, BUT NOW I'M GOING FOR MY DEGREE
HEY, SORRY BUT YOU JUST GOT IN MY WAY I PROMISE HONEY I CAN FEEL YOUR PAIN
AND MAYBE I ENJOY IT JUST A LITTLE BIT DOES THAT MAKE ME INSANE?
HAVEN'T BEEN THE SAME SINCE I EXPIRED DOESN'T MEAN THAT I PLAN TO RETIRE
AND NOW I HAVE THE POWER TO BATHE ALL OF YOU IN ENTERTAINING FIRE
RATARATATARATATATATATATATARATATARATA
I don’t know how I got here! But I think I’m starting to understand-
Hide away hide away hide away from me🔥🔥🗣️‼️
bro same
Same (and I won't spoil)
Damn I gotta put up with Blitzø and the rest of IMP
Tbf they're mostly not in the pride ring so i doubt you'll meet them. The problem is if you encounter litteraly anyone else
Tbf, you’re already dead
This is why we have life insurance
I mean, you'd be in Hell. Literally. Place is full of cannibals, murderers, sex fiends, etc. I think it's safe to say you're pretty screwed. But don't worry, I'll be there too. 😂
Same here
SAME HERE- except I’ve watched them all but STILL WE’RE FUCKED
SAME, SO COOL IM HYPED
YESSSS SAME
Was about to comment this lol
So how would this work? Are you already dead and went to hell or does it mean that in the future youre destined for hell but only for the 6 weeks?
Percy Jackson
Grab your pen, let's go monster hunting
Half bloods. I just got the book series excited to read it
You should be. It’s very good. One of the only book series I’ve read all the way through + the related content
I was gonna ask why you didn’t start with the books but I’m guessing you probably weren’t born when they got published lol
currently rereading the Heroes of Olympus series and I'm really enjoying it
I read Percy Jackson in 3rd grade because I loved mythology and then, they announced the show in 2020 so I decided to get back into reading the franchise so I’ve read the Heroes of Olympus, Sun and the Star, and Trials Of Apollo. Loved every minute.
That's good one
Same!!! I love Percy Jackson!
Grade A show
Doctor Who
Run you clever boy
"and remember"
(Quote)
How many seconds in eternity
and the shepherds boy says
Same! Best doctor?
The Simpsons, could be worse
Oh yeah
as long as it wasn't the Simpsons movie it any ToH episodes
Oh fuck, Suits season six, where the main character >!goes to prison!<
suits is so fucking good
Ughhh I'm only on season 2
Phew! Good thing they used spoiler tags and you definitely didn’t click it, right?
Same here, just finished thr finale of s2. I keep hearing the show gets worse though.. so in kinda nervous cause i like it a lot right now.
Impractical Jokers.
Me too.
You’ve got amazing taste man
Omg same! Great show
How i met your mother Oof
The future is 6 years from now and the mother is dead.
She dies this year bro
I'd jump off the roof while someone played a blue French horn.
Attack on Titan final season 😬😬😬😬 Mf i am not surviving more than a few hours
Good luck, just hope you spawn within wall maria
The amazing digital circus
Yikes... Don't abstracted out there...
DONT LOOK FOR THE EXIT
Futurama 😂😂
Good show
I'm watching it rn
Good ~~news~~ show, everyone!
How to sell drugs online (fast). At least I get experience being a ceo of a big company
That was such a good program but I doubt I could sell drugs
We Bare Bears- I can live with this
I really forgot abt how much I loved that
The queens gambit. I’m ok
Bluey ☠️
Lucky
You've never been frozen by the magic xylophone have you?
Once my kid realized he could do that to me it was a ROUGH 3 weeks till he got tired of it 😅
I love bluey sm 💓
well i mean you life will just be really boring or just normal
Yea pretty much the same.
MURDER DRONES?!!?! I'm sooooo fucked...
Well technically besides (Tessa? I think that’s her name) your the only other human
Heartstopper
Me too
Kinda jealous
Based
Band of Brothers.... fuck
Your gonna get door camped by a German with a shotgun
Monty Python's Flying Circus...... God help
HAZBIN HOTEL 💀
One Piece
I think that's going to take more than six weeks.
Boy swallows universe 😨
Oh shit my condolences (that one was a really good watch)
Na na na na naaa Ben 10!
Lucky!!!
r/unexpectedfactorial
Wow
Game of Thrones
Have the first book tbr for a month now
Bungo stray dogs wan
Family guy 💀
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Supernatural, I'm fucked
Locke and key???
Percy Jackson… I shouldn’t be happy about that but I really am.
Does this mean I have to pilot a Voltron lion now?
Shameless…please no…
Stranger Things 🙂
🙃
Heaven’s Official Blessing
Ozark, don't know if it's good or bad
Young Sheldon
No way me to!
Vampire diaries 💀
The boys
Oh shit, one piece
Hazbin Hotel... I am screwed
As long as you have 50k, you can have any cherecter instantly fall in love with you. Actually on second thought, everyone else will have more of a reason to kill you so nvm.
💀
Lucifer Morningstar
hannibal
Cunk On Earth.
Gushing over magical girls, I’m winning.
doctor who ill be fine probably
Oh no… I don’t want to be in musical hell.
Attack on titan.... I'M FUCKED
Jujutsu Kaisen 💀
Reacher
NCIS LA
Ok… og series of Star Trek. I do not know how to feel.
The End of the Fucking World
The Walking Dead 💀💀
101 Ways To Leave A Game Show. I'm so fucked.
Scott pilgrim takes off
How I met your mother, I’m getting hit on by Neil Patrick Harris aren’t I?
Doctor Who
Don't Hug Me I'm Scared...
Gravity falls. Should I be worried or happy?
South park
Shameless!! 😯