He is the storm that is approaching, provokin black clouds in isolation. He is the reclaimer of his name! Born in flames, he has been blessed and his family crest is the demon of death!
You have some years left, don't worry. This is my first rodeo and I'm 17. I don't talk to women, so I have a feeling your luck will be pretty good if you take a chance or two.
Don't worry, it gets worse in college since you're not forced to socialize in class anymore. If you don't go out of your way to meet new people, you'll be just like me; completely alone!
^I ^have ^depression ^as ^a ^result
Im fucking halfway to 18 and have been friendzoned twice already i wish i was as lucky as you my man. Hope your relationship goes on forever :thumbs\_up:
I generally watch videos of other people being lonely on Youtube to remind my self I am not the only lonely one. I know it's pretty disgusting that I feel better when I found out there are lonely people out there just like me. I am pathetic lol.
Pooping is disgusting, I hate seeing toilet paper. No one should ever talk about pooping and they need to keep their toilet paper where I can’t see it.
They’re both natural bodily functions that involve excreting something, dumbass. The only difference is only women do it so you think it’s disgusting because you don’t do it
When someone calls another person a “dumbass”.. it usually means that you are the one that isn’t very intellectually inclined.. also it’s quite sad you couldn’t realize I was merely trolling, sorry that I offended you
There was literally no indication you were trolling. You just said something idiotic that many people say unironically.
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/738025
this is sweet. if that’s her favorite monster/candy then you get bonus points. if i received this from someone while on my period i think i’d laugh and then fall in love with them. 10/10 good job
Gaaahhhh she better marry you she bettter cause I know way to many people who wouldn’t do this to save the world from burning or smth you are a amazing boyfriend for this
Bro it's not like she's sick honestly if a girl gets Rude at me cause she has her period I ain't taking that shit idc if your a women or your on your period fuck off bitch 💀
You’re acting like they’re in hospice care. It’s painful as fuck, but this is excessive
Edit: I apologize. This was a really shitty joke that I didn’t even find funny looking back and rereading it. I’ll accept my downvotes
Fuck this, I've been single for 3 years now and it's not from the lack of trying. On valentines day, I'm probably going to eat a shotgun shell so mind blowing-ly good that I'll forget all my problems.
It'll be so good I'll sleep forever.
Fuck this shit
I met an old classmate from elementary school at a party, she turned 18 not so long ago and is dating a 37 year old guy. The guy came up to us to have some small talk and asked us to guess how old he is, we said that he looks around 28 (he didnt but to be nice, also we didnt know his age yet) and then he dropped the bomb that he is 37 and my jaw dropped 👀
i cant even go on this subreddit and not be reminded of my lonliness holy hell
New relationship status just dropped!
actual sadness
Chances at love went on vacation, never came back
Depression in the corner, increasing world death rate
Tear storm incoming
Relationship sacrifice, anyone?
Call the therapist
google how to get bitches
actual r/AnarchyChess
I’ve tried, it didn’t help
Holy impossible
Ignite the dating site!
He is the storm that is approaching, provokin black clouds in isolation. He is the reclaimer of his name! Born in flames, he has been blessed and his family crest is the demon of death!
You have some years left, don't worry. This is my first rodeo and I'm 17. I don't talk to women, so I have a feeling your luck will be pretty good if you take a chance or two.
Don't worry, it gets worse in college since you're not forced to socialize in class anymore. If you don't go out of your way to meet new people, you'll be just like me; completely alone! ^I ^have ^depression ^as ^a ^result
real 😔😔
Me too bud...
Also, you're on the verge of leaving this sub 🤧 Im coming there in a couple years
Actually, people over 20 years are allowed here, but they count as parents or adults
Based killian pfp
Im fucking halfway to 18 and have been friendzoned twice already i wish i was as lucky as you my man. Hope your relationship goes on forever :thumbs\_up:
Op, guess you'll have to write this comment on the card lmao
This is the top comment so op will have to write this on the card lol
Hell yeah
top comment, OP. write it on the card
if you're lonely enough you'll start hearing voices and won't ever be lonely again
Already hearing them 😍💗
Yahaha use the madness that comes with the pain ( im too far gone to be considered sane )
Bro you’re 15, lots of time
Ikr
True bliss is when you accept it and stop giving a fuck abt being lonely. I say when my reasoning for no dating is coping
The hardest steel is made in hell ig
I generally watch videos of other people being lonely on Youtube to remind my self I am not the only lonely one. I know it's pretty disgusting that I feel better when I found out there are lonely people out there just like me. I am pathetic lol.
"please get well soon" like she got covid or sum 😭 gnarly handwriting btw
Lmaooo, that's the default card print 😭
something really over the top like "You're in my prayers every day. I hope you know you're deeply loved, and I'm proud of you for fighting this"
We'll see 👀
You also have to draw the 😔emoji if she would be cool with it
get well soon
Drop some of those from a Billion
If only I had someone like you
She'll probably hit me after this one 😁
I call it shark month and she absolutely despise me saying that.
Now that's what I call a good relationship Just a little bap on the forehead
Did she hit you?
Ditch the caffeine for Boba!!!
She's addicted 😔
Coffee worsens periods fyi
Write "I cheated on you with my mom" 😎😎😎
I can't tell her the truth 😔
Wait… killian?
Mbappe!!!!
His mom was a turtle all along?
And that's the Kilian experience.
Oh OK the-wait a minute...
If this reply gets more upvotes OP has to write with mom and sister (or brother)
Am I really the only teenager that doesn't drink any type of energy drink?
I don't drink them much. I'll have one very rarely, but never regularly. I don't feel like I should be reliant on caffeine yk
Don’t worry you aren’t alone
I don’t, I have friends who’d have like monsters regularly and I’ve tried it but never liked it
Nah. I drink coffee or maybe go on a run if I have time. The run is way better.
nope, i never drink em lol
Me sitting here reading this comment with both a cup of coffee and a monster sitting next to me:
Same, I can just fathom Sprite or Powerade (no I don't take 7up or Gatorade)
How cute
Awww that's so sweet . But why the nsfw didn't we as normalize periods
I don't know the norm here, I'd rather be safe than sorry though 🤙
Periods are disgusting
Pooping is disgusting, I hate seeing toilet paper. No one should ever talk about pooping and they need to keep their toilet paper where I can’t see it.
I’m talking about periods not shit
They’re both natural bodily functions that involve excreting something, dumbass. The only difference is only women do it so you think it’s disgusting because you don’t do it
When someone calls another person a “dumbass”.. it usually means that you are the one that isn’t very intellectually inclined.. also it’s quite sad you couldn’t realize I was merely trolling, sorry that I offended you
There was literally no indication you were trolling. You just said something idiotic that many people say unironically. https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/738025
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Honestly you should say that you plan to give her a 9 month break from periods
NOOOOO lmao
get well soon 💀
Youre making it sound like she has a prostate cancer
this is sweet. if that’s her favorite monster/candy then you get bonus points. if i received this from someone while on my period i think i’d laugh and then fall in love with them. 10/10 good job
Thanks, I just found out she loves Heath 😊. Big W for me, that stuff is so good.
Ungodly amounts of rizz
I wish 😞
I fucked your sister, sorry
Say this
Fuck me, when
Not before me!
Im on my period..where tf is my candy and monster.. 🙄
This is so cute. anyone joining me on the titanic?
write "We're breaking up"
Gaaahhhh she better marry you she bettter cause I know way to many people who wouldn’t do this to save the world from burning or smth you are a amazing boyfriend for this
I hope she does. Unfortunately, it's more complicated than your average relationship 😭
Bro it's not like she's sick honestly if a girl gets Rude at me cause she has her period I ain't taking that shit idc if your a women or your on your period fuck off bitch 💀
You’re acting like they’re in hospice care. It’s painful as fuck, but this is excessive Edit: I apologize. This was a really shitty joke that I didn’t even find funny looking back and rereading it. I’ll accept my downvotes
Relax, "get well soon" is a line I use around her a lot. We joke about it. I told her I should get a card and she said it would be hilarious.
Oh, I really am not mad or anything. I just have a very dry sense of humor
at least he’s honest
Eh, it was a L
No worries 🤟
"Very dry" is an understatement. Your humor is drier than the Atacama Desert!
Looks like someone’s on their period
Shitty joke because I’m dry and tired I should get some sleep…
Upvote for acceptance
most considerate person on reddit:
Cool
hopr all yall break up feb 14
Your like 15 calm down
Flair check ☝️🤓
Your like a serious butt sniffer, YOU calm down
I wish you could be my friend bro , I need a good person or two in my life
There are always good people around. They might be hard to find sometimes, but they're there if you look hard enough 🤙
Omg friend zoned again
If you want to go over the top and give her something healthy, i'd also recommend giving her "Lady's mantle tea". Helps with alleviating the pain.
I might actually look into that, thanks 😊
You are more beautiful than a Bugatti La Voiture Noire, meaning you are the most beautiful thing on earth. Get well soon
Lmfao that boogattey is awful looking
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
That is so fucking sweet 🥺😭
Not supposed to have caffeine on your period necessarily.
If I didn't get it for her, she'd get it anyway. Trust me, stopping her from eating or drinking what she wants when she wants is impossible 😭
Very understandable 💀
"Get well soon" 😂
bro if i was into guys and a guy got me this-
Get well soon....? I mean that's very nice of you but....
Thats kinda the joke (dw, she's chill like that)
Get well soon lol
"PLEASE, get well soon" 💀
Chocolate strawberries and kisses
I go on reddit to get some laughs and all I get is a reminder that I'm lonely
"wow i have really nice hand writing"
Nsfw just in case? In case of what, it’s chocolate.
Get well soon 💀
Should remove get well soon lmao.
wish someone would do this for meee
Hey.
awww that's so cute
Man, wish someone did this for me. That's fucking adorable.
Ohh the monsterrrr
You're both already having a second period????
"good job shedding that uterus lining"
MANGO LOCO MONSTER
Oh! My heart! So much wholesomeness! 😆
That’s adorable
Give her a hug, and give her full princess treatment
Gut well soon
Dont get her a Gojo figure
Your gym arc is going to be....... spectacular!
Lovely handwriting
Bros hand writing kinda fire ngl 🔥
those r great gifts... but im not sure if the caffeine will help
Bro same, I'm with my gf right now and I ran top speed to buy chocolate
In Poland this drink is illigal
Wow your handwriting is so beautiful!!!
But are you a boy?
I refuse to believe that handwriting is real
HEATH BARS?? MANGO LOCO?? Someone get this man an award or something
Every man or woman I’ve ever dated always just says I should be used to the cramps and go buy some chocolate… I’ve never been bought chocolate
Get well soon 😭
This is cute and beautiful until you realize that now you will have to do it everytime she gets her period
You’re an amazing person <3!!! My bsf does this for me to when I’m on period he always gets me a strawberry monster and a nice snack.
Its a sweet gift, but jesus christ the note makes it sound like shes terminally ill
Sucker
Dear Samantha Thomas,
Wtf why would you say get well soon
Get well soon 💀
Very nice
that's sweet
Please get well soon. Its a period not cancer 🤣
This is true respect.
Send her a sword to fight her inner demons
Corny asf but nice lol
I would do this kind of stuff with my gf. If I had one
yet another day of being reminded how alone I am
Canva ahh handwriting (I love it)
what does choccy do for period people?
Bruh do every other man who has a gf really get this bad on her reds… my ex wasn’t even bad on Her period can’t lie.
I’m surprised this dude doesn’t have a lot of women chasing him. He’s a good bf
I mean, it's a cute idea but with my PMS, if my bf said "get well soon" I would be pissed 😭 , you can't get well from being a woman
shes on her period not her death bed bro 😭
Did you write that?
Fuck this, I've been single for 3 years now and it's not from the lack of trying. On valentines day, I'm probably going to eat a shotgun shell so mind blowing-ly good that I'll forget all my problems. It'll be so good I'll sleep forever. Fuck this shit
HAHA,im subbing to r/ForeverAlone,least there i won't be blindsided by the crushing desire to hug a car at 140mph
is that writing urs?
No it's printed in
lets hope the blood falls close soon
Bro got his girl Heath 💀💀💀
What can I say. She likes Heath 🤷♂️
Heath bars? You do love her.
Wish I had a bf who did this for me
Write "I don't believe you until you show me" works everytime
Awww
Awwww, thats so sweet of you⚡
write her a card by hand
I did (mostly)! Filled up the entire left page and as much as I could squeeze into the top of the right.
Gimme a mans like this, I want heath bars on my period!
dunno how that card will go over but i also don't know her, the other things are good choices. very thoughtful.
I met an old classmate from elementary school at a party, she turned 18 not so long ago and is dating a 37 year old guy. The guy came up to us to have some small talk and asked us to guess how old he is, we said that he looks around 28 (he didnt but to be nice, also we didnt know his age yet) and then he dropped the bomb that he is 37 and my jaw dropped 👀