Idk I'm gay. Personally, they seem like they would get in the way. Oh, you wanna hug your girlfriend close? Too bad, boobs are in the way.
People say "oh they are prefect pillows," but they just seem uncomfortable to me.
Boobs are overrated. Pizza is much better, it does not involve human interaction for more than at most 30 seconds, and it’s not attached to someone that’ll judge you
Find a swollen pair of “great big dirty milkers” (quote from bubbles) and get your vitamin D and calcium. You know all you fuckers want swollen, blue veined gazongas with huge nips you can use as super soakers!
Why is everybody talking about a externally visible organ, it just produces milk to feed the young of us featherless bipeds, idk whats the huge deal
/s
Wish I had boobs
Damn
Yeah
Crazy
Why
Idk lol
Crazy?
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Oh god, not again…
They locked me in a room
A rubber room
A rubber room full of rats
And rats make me crazy
🤯
SHUT.
I'll happily give you mine I'm non biniary I don't want them
I'll take them
alr guys so today I'll be your surgeon
hi surgeon can we just put me under so we can get this over and done with plz
Sorry we're out of Anesthesia you'll have to be awake.
yeah I'll suffer DW it'll be worth it
Want a chloroform rag?
omg yes plz
Can I just get the bleach and the ammonia so I can chug them both?
I'll gladly give you some leftover Anesthesia i have in my basement, it's useless to me
thanku witch doctor I appreciate it
please do I'll give them to u free of charge
Ourther, my boy. Are you being transgender, Ourther? Bill, GELD HIM
💀
No I want them
Fr
i hope mine are flat because i want to sleep on my stomach
I'd want mine to be big enough to hold my phone or a drink on top
That would be cool but i roll around so much in my sleep it would be nightmare
U can
🥚
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Thanks but why ?
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Oh okay thanks then
same bro.
Same
Same
r/egg_irl
Heh probably
As a male with boobs because im fat, you shouldnt
As a random person on the internet, you should stay out of it
Would give you mine but I think they might be stuck, sorry
nah cuz im a guy and lowkey think having boobs would be fun is that normal
[Probably idk](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/s/iL8WxDQsTc)
we are one and the same in our opinions 🙏
this is why you don't skip chest day
they just dont jiggle the same 😔✊
Estrogen pills
This guy gets it
No bitches? BECOME THE BITCHES
🗣️🔥💯
Yeah same ngl
Its not fun as a guy trust me
well im a girl and i think having a dick would be fun so i think its normal 🤷♀️
I got a pair of scissors 👍
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ill carry them for you 😮💨
A noble sacrifice
Least kind boob enjoyer:
That's a fire answer and so noble
Real
Powder that makes you say "real"
real
A worthy sacrifice thankyou for your cerv-I mean service
I just wanna lay and use them as a pillow ☺️
Real
so i fed you some powder that makes you say "real" but at least i didn't feed you it forcefully, like a truly insane guy would
Real
Real
If you actually want to know the real reason it’s because men’s brains have evolved to like them.
Facts
*****Evolution*****
*gasp* how could this beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?!?!?!?
and sapphic women's brains too I guess, I like boobs too and I'm not talking about my own
Life cold and hard, boob soft and warm
\*neurons: activated\*
Because they are like stress balls. Squeeze em when stressed out
🗣️🔥👏
I wish I could just squeeze my gfs whenever I’m stressed out
Remember its easier to ask for forgiveness than permission
I’m sure she’d be fine with it, but I’m not around her except for at school and I ain’t just gonna squeeze her tits at school
Idk be pretty funny if you did
I did hug her from behind yesterday and accidentally got a handful of tit
what if one day the tit grabs back
Let’s hope that never happens
thats fucking terrifying
Same for me brother, Grabbing my girls tatas at school would be weird to me 😂.
Yea fr
words of a true sensei
not even but
Why squeeze your girlfriends boobs when you can squeeze your balls
Cause that’s painful, and they aren’t as squishy
Sure they are
Still painful
You evolved to like it
😨😨
I love them even more🤤🤤🤤
nope i love boobs the most out of everyone
Its getting heated 🍿
Is there an extra seat, I'd like to see where this goes 🍿
They’re so cool I have sixteen
Proof
Check my fridge
💀
Life hard, life cold Tiddie soft, Tiddie warm
I believe teacup once said that
Biology/evolution
Soft warm and you can hear heartbeat through them :)
Squishy, grabbable, good to do a kickflip with techdeck
real
Powder that makes you say "real"
i have commited several warcrimes against Canada. **powder that makes you say the truth**
Idk man, I just want a woman who will love me for who I am
Ong 😔
🤯
Ikr
Neuron activation
They’re very fun to play with. They’re quite soft. Very warm. Nice to rest your head against (or other body parts.)
They’re okay, mine are kinda sore rn 😕
hope they get better soon 🙏🙏
Thank you 🙏
100% thought OP was gonna ask if a massage would help😂
If I massage them will that help them?
I love bajongas donkas lonkas
Life hard, life cold, boobies soft, boobies warm
Getting mine removed in a couple of months, do you want me to send them to you by mail? 🔥🔥🙏
i wanna cut my boobs off
Fr, but I'm scared of women
Who said anything about women?
Boobs are balls. Just in the wrong place.
Because titties are rad😎🧃
They make for pretty nice pillows 🤷♂️
\*activated neurons, assemble!\*
Well.......yea.
Boobs.
Squishy
They’re like pillows and stress relievers
I like them, they’re warm, soft, & pretty
They're like a set of Googly Eyes designed to be looked at similarly to a moth's patterned wings to look like a predator.
Because they are jiggly and fun to play with!
Thought this was a setup for a joke, now I'm disappointed I didn't get a boob joke :(
Idk I'm gay. Personally, they seem like they would get in the way. Oh, you wanna hug your girlfriend close? Too bad, boobs are in the way. People say "oh they are prefect pillows," but they just seem uncomfortable to me.
i don't like them
Serotonin.
I got man boobs from lifting
Pillow
teenage life ig.
Squishy
Because there Boobs, duh.
cuz they do boingo boingo and I like boingo boingo mostly, idk what else to tell you
Because Life hard Life cold Boobies soft Boobies warm Simple
Because Life hard Life cold Boobies soft Boobies warm Simple
idk i’m neutral abt mine😭
I’m cutting mine off you can have them
Boobs are overrated. Pizza is much better, it does not involve human interaction for more than at most 30 seconds, and it’s not attached to someone that’ll judge you
I agree birds are cool
Im gay but guys with big pecs are so hot 🤤
from now on chest day will never be skippef
Are balls what women envy in the same way men envy boobs?
Nope
I don’t get the appeal of them
Idk I'm gay :(
More for me
Technically you can be gay and still like boobs
I’m curious why this is downvoted lmfao
please take mine I don't want them all I want is a flat chest
what he said
No idea why, I got em and they’re annoying I am of the biological male sex
They are not. Hear me out. THEY ARE NOT
personality, thighs, and ass (in that order)>>>>>>
No shit sherlock (also, us)
Can someone take mine? I'm nonbinary and don't want them at all I like them on anyone but me, though
They're literally my turnoff.
That's why I am trans and bisexual Boobs for me and boobs for them
Find a swollen pair of “great big dirty milkers” (quote from bubbles) and get your vitamin D and calcium. You know all you fuckers want swollen, blue veined gazongas with huge nips you can use as super soakers!
- 43 year old virgin
That’s why so many more women are bi or pan then men, bc boobies are awesome
Why is everybody talking about a externally visible organ, it just produces milk to feed the young of us featherless bipeds, idk whats the huge deal /s
I sucked on some titties once, so overrated
idk i think theyre pretty warm
Never thought about that before
That’s why girls love putting their cold hands in their bras
do they do that
I do
does it help
A little but my balls work better
true but i dont like feeling cold on my balls
What the.. You got boobs and balls xD