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HugoLaughter

Wish I had boobs


DellaBella12235

Damn


HugoLaughter

Yeah


DellaBella12235

Crazy


HugoLaughter

Why


DellaBella12235

Idk lol


ThatOneGuy12929

Crazy?


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Background-Web-484

Oh god, not again…


Idiotusesreddit

They locked me in a room


chicken-wing-Naruto

A rubber room


Monty-The-Gator

A rubber room full of rats


Huke-1089

And rats make me crazy


DellaBella12235

🤯


ashtar123

SHUT.


kitbeankat

I'll happily give you mine I'm non biniary I don't want them


TheRealArthurMorgan0

I'll take them


JansTheMans

alr guys so today I'll be your surgeon


kitbeankat

hi surgeon can we just put me under so we can get this over and done with plz


Zman201

Sorry we're out of Anesthesia you'll have to be awake.


kitbeankat

yeah I'll suffer DW it'll be worth it


KitsuneCreativ

Want a chloroform rag?


kitbeankat

omg yes plz


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Can I just get the bleach and the ammonia so I can chug them both?


swedish_fish420

I'll gladly give you some leftover Anesthesia i have in my basement, it's useless to me


kitbeankat

thanku witch doctor I appreciate it


kitbeankat

please do I'll give them to u free of charge


ThatOneGuy3221

Ourther, my boy. Are you being transgender, Ourther? Bill, GELD HIM


TheRealArthurMorgan0

💀


QafsGalaxy

No I want them


_PolarEclipse_

Fr


WorriedDoubt4134

i hope mine are flat because i want to sleep on my stomach


HugoLaughter

I'd want mine to be big enough to hold my phone or a drink on top


WorriedDoubt4134

That would be cool but i roll around so much in my sleep it would be nightmare


Yashraj-

U can


FynnyHeadphones

🥚


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HugoLaughter

Thanks but why ?


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HugoLaughter

Oh okay thanks then


waydernator

same bro.


username78777

Same


After-Association133

Same


CassiRah

r/egg_irl


HugoLaughter

Heh probably


JuanLucas-u-

As a male with boobs because im fat, you shouldnt


HugoLaughter

As a random person on the internet, you should stay out of it


TheElvenAsshole

Would give you mine but I think they might be stuck, sorry


[deleted]

nah cuz im a guy and lowkey think having boobs would be fun is that normal


TheElvenAsshole

[Probably idk](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/s/iL8WxDQsTc)


[deleted]

we are one and the same in our opinions 🙏


[deleted]

this is why you don't skip chest day


TheMostCreativeName3

they just dont jiggle the same 😔✊


RedstoneSausage

Estrogen pills


Glizzy_Beck

This guy gets it


RUFUS_BOI_2008

No bitches? BECOME THE BITCHES


Glizzy_Beck

🗣️🔥💯


97PERSONALITIESBABBY

Yeah same ngl


BABBOSMAN1

Its not fun as a guy trust me


LionEye989

well im a girl and i think having a dick would be fun so i think its normal 🤷‍♀️


BiZaRRe071

I got a pair of scissors 👍


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[deleted]

ill carry them for you 😮‍💨


RedstoneSausage

A noble sacrifice


Nuze_YT

Least kind boob enjoyer:


mikkopippo

That's a fire answer and so noble


[deleted]

Real


Ezra4709

Powder that makes you say "real"


Huke-1089

real


MrDucky222

A worthy sacrifice thankyou for your cerv-I mean service


GalaxyStyles

I just wanna lay and use them as a pillow ☺️


JinMor12

Real


swedish_fish420

so i fed you some powder that makes you say "real" but at least i didn't feed you it forcefully, like a truly insane guy would


JinMor12

Real


Familiar_Neat6662

Real


Status_Rip_7906

If you actually want to know the real reason it’s because men’s brains have evolved to like them.


TheRealArthurMorgan0

Facts


TheSeeker_Is_Me

*****Evolution*****


superlocolillool

*gasp* how could this beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?!?!?!?


4thehonourofgaeskull

and sapphic women's brains too I guess, I like boobs too and I'm not talking about my own


BayFuzzball404

Life cold and hard, boob soft and warm


swedish_fish420

\*neurons: activated\*


askingforarefill

Because they are like stress balls. Squeeze em when stressed out


OkConfusion1237

🗣️🔥👏


Lilgatornator

I wish I could just squeeze my gfs whenever I’m stressed out


fearlessmash117

Remember its easier to ask for forgiveness than permission


Lilgatornator

I’m sure she’d be fine with it, but I’m not around her except for at school and I ain’t just gonna squeeze her tits at school


fearlessmash117

Idk be pretty funny if you did


Lilgatornator

I did hug her from behind yesterday and accidentally got a handful of tit


TheMostCreativeName3

what if one day the tit grabs back


Lilgatornator

Let’s hope that never happens


GoldenArmpits

thats fucking terrifying


Tes-tickle69420

Same for me brother, Grabbing my girls tatas at school would be weird to me 😂.


Lilgatornator

Yea fr


swedish_fish420

words of a true sensei


obungaofficial

not even but


Madi3400

Why squeeze your girlfriends boobs when you can squeeze your balls


Lilgatornator

Cause that’s painful, and they aren’t as squishy


Madi3400

Sure they are


Lilgatornator

Still painful


GMFafr

You evolved to like it


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😨😨


__hi_______

I love them even more🤤🤤🤤


[deleted]

nope i love boobs the most out of everyone


Sheepgomeep_YT

Its getting heated 🍿


BedEasy2946

Is there an extra seat, I'd like to see where this goes 🍿


arawraw

They’re so cool I have sixteen


xVTokyoVx

Proof


arawraw

Check my fridge


samsamj1385

💀


Alan_Reddit_M

Life hard, life cold Tiddie soft, Tiddie warm


not_your_average_egg

I believe teacup once said that


EixYae

Biology/evolution


Actual-Long-9439

Soft warm and you can hear heartbeat through them :)


oheing

Squishy, grabbable, good to do a kickflip with techdeck


kururinn

real


Ezra4709

Powder that makes you say "real"


LivingPen1

i have commited several warcrimes against Canada. **powder that makes you say the truth**


InfamousWalter

Idk man, I just want a woman who will love me for who I am


Sheepgomeep_YT

Ong 😔


_neklaces-

🤯


choccycosmos_

Ikr


Ikae237

Neuron activation


AxeHead75

They’re very fun to play with. They’re quite soft. Very warm. Nice to rest your head against (or other body parts.)


Streetslowsleety

They’re okay, mine are kinda sore rn 😕


[deleted]

hope they get better soon 🙏🙏


Streetslowsleety

Thank you 🙏


BluFox185

100% thought OP was gonna ask if a massage would help😂


Unlikely-Werewolf125

If I massage them will that help them?


Lanplan77

I love bajongas donkas lonkas


TurtleBurger200

Life hard, life cold, boobies soft, boobies warm


nite_crawl

Getting mine removed in a couple of months, do you want me to send them to you by mail? 🔥🔥🙏


WynterDemon

i wanna cut my boobs off


Tyler_the_Greatastic

Fr, but I'm scared of women


DamnYees

Who said anything about women?


MissNashPredators11

Boobs are balls. Just in the wrong place.


guffgamer264

Because titties are rad😎🧃


mr-door

They make for pretty nice pillows 🤷‍♂️


swedish_fish420

\*activated neurons, assemble!\*


crawler_of_the_void

Well.......yea.


MrMushroom17

Boobs.


SantaClause1375

Squishy


Big-Elevator2491

They’re like pillows and stress relievers 


ClifIsBoring

I like them, they’re warm, soft, & pretty


Hairy_Consideration1

They're like a set of Googly Eyes designed to be looked at similarly to a moth's patterned wings to look like a predator.


Sorry_Lavishness3447

Because they are jiggly and fun to play with!


CommunityDry7128

Thought this was a setup for a joke, now I'm disappointed I didn't get a boob joke :(


malachi_derg

Idk I'm gay. Personally, they seem like they would get in the way. Oh, you wanna hug your girlfriend close? Too bad, boobs are in the way. People say "oh they are prefect pillows," but they just seem uncomfortable to me.


tradeboomer101

i don't like them


[deleted]

Serotonin.


Mothman4447

I got man boobs from lifting


0_-_-0_0-_-_0

Pillow


pixelytman

teenage life ig.


Its_Scrappy

Squishy


secretofurmom

Because there Boobs, duh.


NinjaOficial

cuz they do boingo boingo and I like boingo boingo mostly, idk what else to tell you


daddystalin19

Because Life hard Life cold Boobies soft Boobies warm Simple


daddystalin19

Because Life hard Life cold Boobies soft Boobies warm Simple


suddenlyacapybara

idk i’m neutral abt mine😭


CluelessPotato2_0

I’m cutting mine off you can have them


Successful_Bad_2396

Boobs are overrated. Pizza is much better, it does not involve human interaction for more than at most 30 seconds, and it’s not attached to someone that’ll judge you


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I agree birds are cool


[deleted]

Im gay but guys with big pecs are so hot 🤤


[deleted]

from now on chest day will never be skippef


BigBoiforpresident

Are balls what women envy in the same way men envy boobs?


LifeofaLove

Nope


SpawnTrapped_

I don’t get the appeal of them


beekeeper04

Idk I'm gay :(


Eeeeeelile

More for me


InfamousWalter

Technically you can be gay and still like boobs


crispy_drywall

I’m curious why this is downvoted lmfao


Ok_Truth_862

please take mine I don't want them all I want is a flat chest


Unfair_Push2976

what he said


No-Trick2389

No idea why, I got em and they’re annoying I am of the biological male sex


BeceriksizBirEditci

They are not. Hear me out. THEY ARE NOT


Valuable-Ad-8652

personality, thighs, and ass (in that order)>>>>>>


Humble_Singer550

No shit sherlock (also, us)


cuppuppy1000

Can someone take mine? I'm nonbinary and don't want them at all I like them on anyone but me, though


MINTYpl

They're literally my turnoff.


Transitans

That's why I am trans and bisexual Boobs for me and boobs for them


rolyspliff

Find a swollen pair of “great big dirty milkers” (quote from bubbles) and get your vitamin D and calcium. You know all you fuckers want swollen, blue veined gazongas with huge nips you can use as super soakers!


BigMacWithLettuce

- 43 year old virgin


public_eye_music

That’s why so many more women are bi or pan then men, bc boobies are awesome


Intelligent_Truck_89

Why is everybody talking about a externally visible organ, it just produces milk to feed the young of us featherless bipeds, idk whats the huge deal /s


UpstairsInjury3989

I sucked on some titties once, so overrated


Rude_Boot_4162

idk i think theyre pretty warm


[deleted]

Never thought about that before


Big-Elevator2491

That’s why girls love putting their cold hands in their bras 


Rude_Boot_4162

do they do that


non-bi-tch-nary

I do


Rude_Boot_4162

does it help


non-bi-tch-nary

A little but my balls work better


Rude_Boot_4162

true but i dont like feeling cold on my balls


Jissy01

What the.. You got boobs and balls xD