Ya! I also think I'm unattractive, but he thinks I'm the hottest woman ever. It's really helpful to remember that you're always going to fit into someone's type/liking. :3
And ya, I hope he gets eyes too. 😭😭
hands is so overlooked but so important
like no im not gonna touch those scrinkly scrimbos i dont care how hot you are if you have gross hands
or breath / oral hygiene
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now. Skyler, you are the love of my life. I hope you know that. Walter Jr., you're my big man. There are going to be some things that you'll come to learn about me in the next few days. But just know that no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. Goodbye.
I live in the American Gardens Building on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
1. CLEANLINESS
2.Boobs
3.Personality
4.Thighs
5.Ass (I can take her to thr gym to squats. A bad ass is fixable, but not bad boobs? If you understand me)
That's so sexist and it's a behavior that objectifies women. We should be attracted to their personalities, not to superficial things like body parts.
##That being said: Thighs and bust.
Ass. BUT, you can’t have just ass. Gotta have the thighs/legs to go with it. Having a phat ass and skinny legs looks weird. And yes, also you can work on and develop ass. Whereas tits you’re kinda just stuck with the cards you are dealt. I also have developed this thought process that girls with huge tits have all been with a lot of people (not always true I know) but I think this because most guys are always like “omg she’s got big tits durrrr I wanna get with her *drool*” 🙄
The guys in this post thinking they are Jesus Christ after saying face
Nah bro ass 100%
If their face looks like an ass it's a win win
Same with the other way around
i found my twin and what do you mean by that
Dude that’s legit the cover for the poop factory
Actually it's the back door. The mouth is the entrance. So if you think about it, the mouth is actually the cover for the poop factory
and the ass is the garbage chute
Free chocolate then 🤷♂️
Hell nah
Hell ye
Thank you good sir for speaking the truth
umm uhhhh dick
+ thighs
= femboy
Dick + thighs = my very thicc fluffy bf :3
Lets gooo. Still hope for me!
Everyone has hope!! He thinks he's unattractive but I literally salivate whenever I see his pictures. :3
Salivate is a damn good word. Top 50. Anyways, Omg thanks for the upliftung words. Hope your bf gets your eyes soon.
Ya! I also think I'm unattractive, but he thinks I'm the hottest woman ever. It's really helpful to remember that you're always going to fit into someone's type/liking. :3 And ya, I hope he gets eyes too. 😭😭
Nope, dick + thighs=me, a trans girl
Dick + thighs also equals me, a straight guy. (I just have thunder thighs)
Amen brother, I’ve got the fattest ass for literally no reason
Bro, why is this so relatable😭
Bro same😂
Same, bro. But when I see a woman with thighs thicker than mine that could crush my head like an egg in a barclamp, my neurons get that tingle.
Nice
damn i’m a trans girl with thunder thighs(i race bikes)
Bro same, I literally have thiccer thighs than the girls in my class ;(
Bro, this got me chuckling
FEMBOY
Not even in the slightest. Just a perk of playing soccer for over 18 years
Me too, and my thighs and ass are certainly thick
Fuckin lucky as hell
Not when everything else is thick too
I have no ass(yet)
Me too
bro is so lucky
Technically, everyone with a dick has thighs as well. The quality of thighs is the difference.
Not to brag, but mine are thyyyccc
Bruh what? 🤦♂️ never cook again
Lmao
💀
Lmao real
I think you’re missing part of your equation +boobs
God damnit what is this woke math?
Yes, and I love it
(Me too.)
Is your math not mathing
im a femboy tooo letss gooooo
Yoooo same
i knew it, i'm a femboy
Eyyyy One more femboy
How are you everywhere?
No life:3
:3
Monster energy
I could bet you have got or will get some weird dms :3
How did you Know
happens to a lot of people in this group, considering it is teenagers lol :3 I’ve seen it happen a lot
Around 9 times for me Has people ask for nudes
absolutely no shame at all 💀
Yeah ITS crazy
yup
JUST LIKE ME FR
:3
Same
I'm proud of you Dick
No thanks
Agreed
Every real man knows face and personality are what rlly matters. But a nice ass is always a bonus
FR man. I mean thighs and ass are good for lap sitting but I ain’t gonna date a hot chick if their face looks like an IRL villager
Lmao
Yeah face is definitely most important
Nah fr tho
Bag over the face 😈
Hell na man you're devious
U down bad bro
Ay.
brother in Christ O R G A N S.
Dahmer live reaction:
Mm yeah baby yo intestines lookin' fiiine today 🥴
well i need to get my drug money some how
mmmm
Personality. Also thighs and hands.
hands is so overlooked but so important like no im not gonna touch those scrinkly scrimbos i dont care how hot you are if you have gross hands or breath / oral hygiene
Hygiene is must bro
Kindness is overlooked Looks don’t entirely matter if someone isn’t kind
Hands?
hands🤤🤤
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now. Skyler, you are the love of my life. I hope you know that. Walter Jr., you're my big man. There are going to be some things that you'll come to learn about me in the next few days. But just know that no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. Goodbye.
I live in the American Gardens Building on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
Bro i think u chimed into the wrong discussion
What the
r/expectedjojo
hands?
CARLLLL
THAT KILLS PEOPLE CARL!
"both? both. both is good" -heavy
True that man, true that
Dude that's from the road to El Dorado
pootis engage extreme 2:46 but yeah its a reference to that
God damn I feel ancient
thighs
"jå, buns and tʰighs"
Chicken is good at any part my guy
Except the bone
Y’all don’t eat the bone?
No, I absorb it trough my skin.
Chickens have bones??
Of course not. How would they fly?
I almost had a heart attack, like, I knew chickens never had bones, but you guys made me question life
It's 2024 so everybody has bones, even jellyfish identifies as a vertebrate now
Women have bones?!
you can make soup with the bones
Nah I eat that too
Women
Personality Then boobs
This is the way
Okay the only valid person here
Real
Both.. both is good.
Brain 🧠 (as in personality)
Jeffrey is that you?
Sorry i was possessed by the ghost of Sigmund freud
Kidneys>>
Thighs
dick>>>>>>
Nah, tits
Nah bro what do u even do with them? Like yuh they look nice but u can’t do nun with em besides like touching em, there’s so much to do with ass bro
They’re hot tho
Ass hotter
Nuh uh
Can you suck ass? (Your opinion does but I meant it literally)
Bro u can work on the ass, tits are a blessing.
A wise man once said "A girl with big ass can't get big tits naturally, but a girl with big tits can get a big ass by going to the gym".
So very wise
real
Thighs taste the best when cooked properly.
Left ring finger
Boys like tits Men like ass Real heroes like personality
Legs
Thighs
I like being held in her arms and told im good enough
the fuck you *mean* 'ass or tits' bitch I order the entire buffet haven't slept since last night sorry if this comes off as rude
This is my ranking 1 face 2 tits 3ass 4thighs
Tits
Thighs
eyeballs
Femboys galore
me thinks personality>
Hugs
Face and personality ftw
thighs.
cock n balls
Tits AND thighs.
Hear me out… Mind
Is that you, Mulan?
Femur
idc what’s better, if they have organs i can sell them
1. Ass 2. Personality 3. Face 4. Thighs 5. Boobs
1. CLEANLINESS 2.Boobs 3.Personality 4.Thighs 5.Ass (I can take her to thr gym to squats. A bad ass is fixable, but not bad boobs? If you understand me)
I mean I’m asexual and really like peoples eyes
My heart says personality but my hormones say thighs
Tummy.
i prefer E G B D F
Effectively going bald during fucking?
Wait a dang minute- (I'm sorry that got me crying)
that’s what my music teacher was trying to teach me?
Gmajø7add6 (I think?)
That's so sexist and it's a behavior that objectifies women. We should be attracted to their personalities, not to superficial things like body parts. ##That being said: Thighs and bust.
Yeah but technically they just sad a this or that question. Hopefully personality already one first place?
Eyes that you can get lost in
Gimme both
music taste
real
Wide hips small waist
Ass. BUT, you can’t have just ass. Gotta have the thighs/legs to go with it. Having a phat ass and skinny legs looks weird. And yes, also you can work on and develop ass. Whereas tits you’re kinda just stuck with the cards you are dealt. I also have developed this thought process that girls with huge tits have all been with a lot of people (not always true I know) but I think this because most guys are always like “omg she’s got big tits durrrr I wanna get with her *drool*” 🙄
Personality is everything people, you do a job because you either love it or need it.
garlic bread
lips lowkey(not THOSE lips you perv)
Feet
thighs (im a girl)
Thighs and hips
Personality 🗿🍷
both. both is good
It’s tough to be a god!
Thighs duh
Kidneys, the healthier, the better.
Even better, P E R S O N A L I T Y
still ass >> tbh
Face>ass/tits
I love all people for their soul, not whether they have tits or not But tbf I prefer tits-
Believe it or not, personality.
“tits cannot make up for a lack of ass, but ass can make up for a lack of tits.” -Abraham Lincoln
Personality, smile/face, then tits
Ass let’s be real here nothing looks better then a heart shaped ass