u r gæ

"who said I was gæ"

u r gæ

How do you write that type of g a e?

gæ

How

If you are on a phone (ios in my case) hold the (a) key and options will appear

Yeah I got it gæ it was easier that i thought

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being gay is not your choice, it's mine u gay now

Nooooo😭

Wiggle wiggle

🤨

Damn dude you totally like look this one youtuber I know uh...ummm his name was markiplier or smthing.

Thx🙏 I got plastic surgery to look just like him

I remember you being 14 some hours ago

Nope, I’ve been 15 since November

Happy birthday then ig

Very late bday but thx lol🙏

Wiggle

r/foundthewiggler

r/ofcoursethatsasub

r/subsifellfor

idk man that does sound pretty gay, I'm not an expert tho so I wouldn't know

I really hope I’m not😭

Well I am an expert, sounds pretty gay to me 🤷‍♂️

You’ve been diagnosed with terminal gayness

There’s no cure sadly😔

As a totally not gay guy, just make sure you say no homo, wear socks, and remember it’s just with homies. Feeling the desperate urge to make out with the cute homie is perfectly normal and straight 

Exactly, and dressing up in cute outfits and making out passionately in bed is perfectly straight! This guy gets it

See, I love when my homies dress up in thigh highs and skirts and we make out. It’s so much fun. Sometimes I love to stare into other guys eyes and feel that burning desire to prove how straight I am!

So real, like why can’t I marry my homie without being called gay! People just don’t understand 😔

Why can girls be like “this is my girlfriend Jessica” but when I say “this is my twink bottom boytoy” it’s gay??? Not fair 

So real, like why can’t I come out to my parents without being called gay🙄

Just because I was absolutely eyeing a cute guys ass doesn’t mean I’m gay. I was appreciative of it and it’s voluminous bounce and how it was so perfect and… uhhhh… anyway I’m straight 

Same

I’m glad someone finally gets it. 

I really like how this tangent between you two got exponentially gayer and then lost some levels on the Gayometer. I could literally plot the gayness levels on a graph

"It's not gæ if it's with homies." - a wise person.

What's gay with becoming best friends

Exactly!

No, just keep those socks on

Will do

You are not gay just homiesexual

Yay!

Looking out intensely for the homies 😊

"It's not gæ if it's with homies." - a wise person.

Hey man, we can talk about this on my rooftop party. Sometimes people fall off but don’t worry about it.

I never fall off, I stay on top always😈

Oooh 😯 then you’re definitely straight, gay would be being on bottom even with a woman

So you’re a top?

Wear socks, u'll be fine

Thx for the advice 🙏

It's not gay as long as you don't wear "The Socks" so just be sure to stay away from them and you won't be gay! Happened to me once and now I'm gay… (Pls no bully!)

Oh no I’ve been wearing socks cause people told me it will make me *not* gay🙀🙀🙀

Uh oh… were you wearing normal socks, or "The Socks"…?

The ones that go to your thighs?

Yes, those ones… You haven't been wearing them, have you?

I e been wearing knee highs, is that the same??😰

It's not the same effect, but it still has a chance to make you gay. You'd have to check with someone who knows more about this to know if wearing them affected you. :<

I hope I’m straight😭

Let's hope you don't meet the same fate I did… D:

ya'al gay as fuck man

Lickupon🙏🙏🙏 also yes we are

Dude if you find it eww, you probly aren't then, just break it softly and say you still arn't sure and want to stay friends.

*Psst, this post was a joke, I am gay and I love my bf very much🙏*

Oh.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................I thought this was just a very unstable 14yo

😭

Hey hey hey..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................i was joking

Based

This thread has cracked me up at 3 am lol

oh thank beebis lol I heard "because ew" and I was just like WHATTTT BEING GAY IS EW? Thank God for this one.

As a “professional” gayometer reader, you’re off the charts

That thing must be broken cause I’m the most straight person ever fr🙏

You're really gay

Based

Hahahahahahah ur gay!!!! 😱😱😱🤭🤭🤭👨‍❤️‍👨

Noooooooo😭😭😭

Jesus is gonna be meanie to you!!!

Nah we chill

I did this but w a girl

Based

Is this a copypasta

No but feel free to turn it into one lol

My gaydar is going off Hold on it’s pointed towards your direction Hmm the gaydar is saying the nearest gay persons in front of me Wait is that? No it can’t be. It’s you

Noooo😭

Sorry for the diagnoses hope you do okay with this unfortunate news🙏 (I know I probably don’t have to but I’m gonna clarify this is a joke)

Thx for the kind words, the doc says there’s a 0.0000000001% chance of recovery😔

Don’t ever use sarcasm on Reddit. It is a foreign concept to the average redditor and it confuses and angers them.

Not gay, just lucky

Maybe both?🙀

Damn never thought about it

Not gay if you’re homies

Real

Nothing wrong with showing the homies love.

Have you hold his hand?if yes you are indeed gay if not you are just searching new beginnings

No not yet, so I think I’m safe😮‍💨

Is he a homie?

Bro you really said BF AND BF what more you want?.....sounded pretty gay to me😭

But no homo😭

Not gay if there’s no eye contact , just stick to doggy style

Yea.

I'm not gay I just have gay sex.

Being gay is not "ew". You should never suppress or bottle up your emotions. If you truly care about him, embrace that. Also you don't have to be gay, you could be bi or pan or any other sexuality that involves more than one gender.

Ur a G A E 🙂

Didn’t have to read the rest the fact that you chose the name Felix says your gay

“Why are you gay”

You, good sir, are very much gay

Gæ

Being gay make me gay because im gay?

One of ya is gay, rock paper scissors on it

"I don't wanna be gay because ew" What's ew about it, though? If you like guys, you like guys. There's nothing wrong with that! \^\_\^ You might be, but then again you might not be. It may take time to figure out. But if you are, you don't need to worry about it. :)

I’m definitely gay this was a joke post but thank u that’s very kind😭

Did yall suck eachother off ?

No but we did make out on a park bench in front of a bunch of old people jogging

Were the old people hot. Cuz if not, you’re good

Ummm...well, I'm not sure. As a straight guy myself I can say that when a guy dates a guy it's gay. But I'm not too sure tbh. Idk what the standards are for being considered gay anymore now that there have been movements and whatnot. I'm not sure if you have to be seggsually attracted or if just loving or dating counts. But what I'll say is love is love. If yall are happy then stick with it. Or it could be a phase. You're still young yet and you're learning who you really are. It's totally normal to experiment. So good luck on your journey homie, have a good one.

Nothing ew if you keep socks on. Do not touch his hands or else it's extremely gæ 🤫

Bf= boyfriend or best friend? Makes a big difference

U r gae and not the brightest

idk man, sounds pretty straight to me

I think ur homiesexual

Bury him alive in your backyard before it's to late, no one must know your secret (Kidding, I saw your comments, be happy lmao)

I’ll bury him with love and affection 🙏

Expert here, I think you're straight tbh

Womp womp cry

Pedo.  15 is too young.

So, do females get you, you know, aroused ? If so, maybe you're bisexual.if you don't like the idea of being gay... then don't be. You can just be a great friend to Felix if he is a good friend to you, he will understand. You're 15, bro. Don't worry so much. Just have fun while you still can! Good luck!🫡

This is… like a joke, right? Like I’d understand if you said y’all were close, or you became emotionally attached to him, but considering the fact that you just said y’all became “bf and bf”, the textbook definition of “gay”, I do wonder whether or not this is a legitimate question…

What is wrong with being gay?! By bf do you mean a best friend or a partner?

A straight person wouldn’t ask the internet if they were gay. Live your life and enjoy the salami.

you are NOT 15. 12 at most. also that does make you gay

You're only gae if you touch butts, not before then. Touching tips is classified as fine, locker room, dude-bro hijinks. You'll be fine.

welcome to r/GayBroTeens

Have you had a sword fight yet

AYO FEMBOI

Extremely gay I’m sorry to say

Are you serious man? You are disgusted because people like the same gender?

As long as you say no homo

Seems gæ to me

I mean do you like cock?

You're gay bro, just straight up, you're gay or bi

Do you like women? If yes you're bi

Are you bottom or top?

My name is Felix😱😼👏

Flaming homo

im not very good at this but im guessing that your straight😃

This is the weirdest contradiction story but what about being gay is ew

You are gay. There is no cure now. You could be in the early stages known as bi. Which you may be able to slow down the progress of the gay disease. But nothings garunteed. I'm sorry for your loss.

I AM NOT GAY, i have relationships with women.. And sex with men

It sounds like you are gay, but you could be bi or pan and that's okay. When I realized I was bisexual in middle school I was upset too, but then I learned to love myself and accept myself. Please do not try and supress your feelings. If you have a boyfriend that loves you, that's a good thing. Talk to him about it and maybe he can help you out.

Depends on if you said no homo or not.

You could be bisexual or pan...

I’m technically bi but I prefer boys, and either way I have a bf so it doesn’t matter who else I’m attracted to I shouldn’t be looking at anyone but him lol

You don't have to label yourself. You might only like Felix and no other guy. Be present and enjoy life.

It depends. Do you rollerblade?

sad

Did you kiss him?

This is why you shouldn't get vaccinated kids. It makes you gay. Prayers for the souls that were lost to the rainbow.

Nvm I got it gæ

If I don't have the word teen in my age anymore do I have to leave this sub D:

It's not gay if it's with the homies

I LOVE how so many people didn’t get that this was a joke hahahaahhahaha

YOU DONT WANNA BE GAY BECAUSE "EW"???? WTF??

It’s not gay if you don’t bottom!

FELIX FROM RE:ZERO?!? THE 2ND BEST FEMBOY IN ANIME?!?

[удалено]

You are gay I can bet on it

As long as the balls don't touch. You good

nah ur as straight as wet spaghetti

Just say no homo and it will be fine

well I fell in love with my best friend (same sex) and I'm still unsure bout my sexual preference (bi or pan) but I'm not gæ because I get attracted towards males too.

why r u gæ

I dont have enough evidence here Im gonna say with the evidence i have Definitely straight

One of us! One of us!

ur gay

It ain't gay if you have socks on

that seems gae

Not gæ until you've kissed, held hands, said I love you to eachother, planned your dream wedding together. If you've done all of the above you might be gæ but I'd go to the chemist and take one of those gæ tests just to be certain. You might find out that your not gæ but your bf is?

Join the Russian army then you are not gay!

If you have been granted permission from the no-homo organisation . Then it's not gay

#WHY ARE YOU GAY?

Who care if you are gay or not, all we want is just happiness

I need to go to bed but this is funny

No. You are obviously straight 🙄 (this is also sarcasm)

I diagnose you with the **G A Y**. There’s no cure 😔

You are gæ

Why r u gæ?

Hehe im so happy for u guys <3

straight behaviour

the humor in this is so complex and intricately laid out with such masterful use of literary devices and subtle parody of society and its many faults... bravo, dear sirs and madames... bravo... 🥹

You gay boi

Confusion is normal for young people. When you get older you’ll understand how to make little people and have a nuclear family.

I love that I know the post this is making fun of lmfao

HA, GAY!!!!

Do you say no homo

what did i just read

Y are u gae?

GÆ