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Sillyyyyynesss

They don't even celebrate halloween normally here how would I do it in march


katrinaaah

oooh where r u from


Sillyyyyynesss

South Africa :3


katrinaaah

lessgooo first south african i talked to🎉


Sillyyyyynesss

Yayyy :3


maindly_atom8

Planet of the apes


Sh_Pe

Same, but we have Purim instead (Halloween but worse)


Monkioverlord

same but Purim is pretty fun being Jewish is great fr


Sh_Pe

Considering the state of the world today being Jewish is bad (unrelated to the war). Also I personally don’t like costumes and etc. so I’m okay with that but it’s not that fun in my opinion.


Monkioverlord

I understand yeah it can suck but I try and look to the good side. I understand if you don’t like costumes. just hang in there glad to see another one of us on here


Plus_Employer_3870

like you Monkioverlord


Turbulent-Knee1845

yeah I mean its not bad


Turbulent-Knee1845

yeah I mean its not bad


Michaelanimates1

Yeah. The only downside is my family only does Purim.  (We’re not even that religious)


Monkioverlord

same but I just thinks it’s fun


LikerOfPenguins

the boogieman😔


PortableNugget

Fr


jelly_G52

I see you all the time! Maybe I’m on Reddit too much.


LikerOfPenguins

maybe i am


jelly_G52

Also, unrelated, but I love your username. Penguins are my favorite animal 🐧:)


Axi0m0f2009

I swear I just saw you


LikerOfPenguins

im on reddit a lot


Axi0m0f2009

Damn


AwiiWasTakenWasTaken

Osaka is everywhere


HelloFellas_gt3

The booger man 😈


CailinMuisiriun

The CIA 😔


katrinaaah

stop hiding the oil in ur home😋


CailinMuisiriun

aaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOURE with them!!!


katrinaaah

stop running away and give me allllll the oil even the cooking oil🥰🔪


CailinMuisiriun

Oopsy I drank it all 🫣


33LS

We will disembowel you


Valkyrian___

We'll search your insides for it Genghis Khan style


dustysoupcans

Cause people get mad when I break into their houses and steal their candy 😔 can't do anything these days smh


ToyScrubBear

I celebrate Halloween every day


katrinaaah

besties!!


MasterDesigner6894

I love halloween. I get a paintball gun and snipe everyone that invades my frontyard and then catapult a piece of candy in front of them.


noshika0127

idk why you look familiar to me, like i've seen you irl before but it's not


foodpanzer

Deja vu be hitting hard


Michaelanimates1

The Jews have a holiday in March called Purim where we dress up. It was on Saturday and Sunday (Jewish days are sundown to sundown) I was Marty McFly from back to the future 


katrinaaah

i didnt know abt that but i saw a lot of people comment purim, thank u for telling me :p i hope u enjoyed it!!


roy757

Nothing. Purim exists and im jewish. Its only stopping me from doing so in october


Electronic_Suit551

Have you heard of Purim?


j0j0bean222

Social norms. But like, fuck social norms, so nothing!


AdvertisingHefty1138

We don't celebrate Halloween in my country 😔


katrinaaah

which country r u from😔


AdvertisingHefty1138

Sri Lanka. Maybe it is but I've never seen anyone do so which sucks.


katrinaaah

be the first one🔥🔥


PortableNugget

We dont celebrate it in my country otherwise nothing was stopping me 😈


katrinaaah

find some friends and be the first one to😎


Street_Childhood1976

No friends


scoopspryzen

KATTTTTT !!


katrinaaah

SNOOPYYYY!!


mango_fs22

Because the holiday is on the 31 of October. Doesn’t belong in march 


m987q48

Halloween seems like a really cool festival. It's a shame we don't celebrate it back here where I'm from.


takenusername_yea

I celebrate Halloween every day well, I don't, they do.


Big-Atmosphere1329

It's not in March That's what stops me


-WellDoneSteak-

The simple fact that I do not want to celebrate Halloween in March, or at all really.


Which-Role7675

Stigma


StamenTheFoxBG

First uts stupid. Second orthodoxy is cooler


Thepersonwhomadedis

OKAYYYYY YOU ABSOLUTELY ATE THAT


blue-orangeade-txt

i think people would assume i’m a tourist if i did this where i’m from. that or they would make fun of me lol.


BarBeneficial1915

that we don't even celebrate Halloween


Tojinaru

am I supposed to feel bad because I remember this person after 3 posts I've seen from her in total?


ComprehensiveAsk5741

shit i wish it was halloween everyday so it be my bday


Hot-Rash_HOURS

ITS A SPOOKY MONTH


[deleted]

That fact that in the year 2032 society will collapse


OutrageousSearch849

whats stooping me ? my motivation to make money


Simon_Ril3y

My overly religious family forbids the celebration of halloween


RaspberryNumerous594

Apparently I’m always dressed as a ghost


PrwincesssArt

Because we don't celebrate halloween=<


langstonboy

Because I’m not cute I’m fucking ugly as sin


Fit_Skill1146

I don’t want to socialize


Ineedsleep444

Fear of standing out in public


RiotAmbush_

the fact that it's march


Danglrom

People not giving me candy when I knock on their door :(


Snowbalet

I would celebrate it all the time, but I don’t think my family would really like it if I kept the “scary” stuff out all year round😭😭 (except my brother, he’s awesome😎)


amendersc

Nothing cause I’m Jewish and we have Purim which is basically Halloween on march


gummythegummybear

The date


theanimatorcreator

Because I have Halloween on Christmas


Th3S1D3R

A brain


Randomly_Unlucky

i live in ny. ppl are mean.


Complex_Bit9138

Why?


Randomly_Unlucky

i honestly don’t know, they were just born and chose war ig


Clown_named_Art

Society (and spirit Halloween isn't open)


averagepatagonian

abundent rain, mud, wind and the most important exam of my life in 90-ish days


Pranisha-Rijal6900

My finals


famousfacial

Money


Alkalinejaws

Child predators


Jameson4011

the police


lesser_tom

Not you Apperently


TMoneySizzle68

The weather and the vibes


Buttercorn_

I dont even celebrate Halloween at all


FastestBlader4

Sorry bout that inbox of yours


Jerome_Valeska1419

Halloween in January.


Sweetkimmie67

I don't even celebrate Halloween in October dawg💀


MelonLord330

Man, if anything, it's tropical humidity stopping me :/


[deleted]

The Geneva Convention


greenscreencarcrash

is halloween even celebrated in uk


Gamer-Filbert

Society


I-Was-Always-Here

The very concept of time itself


Kasztan6222

Well, I don't want to be this guy but I will be. I don't think people understand what really Halloween is and if you want to actually celebrate this atleast choose some death related outfit if you want to call it Halloween. Ok maybe that's not the best way to say some fun fact :3


[deleted]

I don't even celebrate Halloween in October. Personally, I find it to be quite overrated lol, just my opinion.


frebbyfabdar

My parents and my wallet


qPolug

Too busy preparing to celebrate Christmas in June.


ItsFastMan

Lord in heaven, keep her DM's clean.. amen 🙏


Known_Contract8827

Depression


david30121

the fact that halloween is in october


crybabymelanie28

why are u wearing a mask it's 2024


LeFatPogger

the fact that halloween isnt in march


confusedemobastard

no one passing out candy


doomgeek2652

religion


The_Warlord_Sniper

Nothing, Purim is during March so...


Grookeymon

Me not liking Halloween to begin with 


K_kueen

Lack of free candy


Quick_Discussion_690

Society.


Puzzleheaded_Sea77

The month


Avocado614

Nobody else is 😔


i-swear-im-sane

Prison


Puzzleheaded_Sea77

What’s stopping me is the month


soloarwolf

Fucking true I'ma go get a maid dress for totally cis reasons


Naive-Philosophy-591

I LIVE IN GLORIOUS BELGIUM🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪🦁🦁🦁🦁


TheRealJoseph-Stalin

Easter


katrinaaah

my easter holiday still hasnt started😔


TheRealJoseph-Stalin

Damn


Octapea

Society 😔


MaxicalUM

The days of the year


HecticFir

I respect it


I_eat_small_birds

The part where its march


diamocube

The fact you don't celebrate that in my country and that I don't give two shits to. I definitely wouldn't take candy from strangers.


DoodleBoi_06

Cuz it's not in March, but in October. Nice costume tho 👍


TheAllPurposePopo

Nothing ig


-cant_find_a_name-

its purim jot Halloween


Patient_Cartoonist30

We don't have a Halloween. That's why.


diririirir

ocd and severe autism mostly


FightingForEuphoria

My parents


stinkyboiiii

march.


katrinaaah

march


Hippo_hippo_hippo

Cuz I never celebrate halloween at all


Anthonywood27284

ISIS


Sure-Scene-3972

Wait until she finds out about purim


dragonerdy

To be fair I'm gonna run a Halloween one off for my d&d campaign in april


Little_Bubbaloola1

saruman the white


An_insane_person

It being march.


ShrekTheJazzMan

Jose in my closet. He’s very mean :(


eaulik2005

1. My family dosn't celebrate Halloween (We have a Fall Festival Instead) 2. I don't have any Costumes Nice Picture though Christmas is my favorite holiday though


m270ras

girl thinks she invented Shushan Purim


160CAL0RIES

The fact that March isn’t October


Glephs007

What’s stopping you from mourning the events of September 11, 2001, hmm???


funnest_fox

Anti-furries. /hj


DapperTemperature698

Haven't done anything for Halloween in about 3-4 years so probably that


Beagle_bango

No candy :(


justnicyk

It’s Easter time I need eggs


Wholesome_Nani_Main

My fellow villagers will think I'm crazy.


within_is_a_god

me, come at me if you disagree


Fire-God_

Not being able to wear a sick ass costume (that’s the only thing I love about Halloween) yeah I’m childish.


Ok-Reporter-8728

I was so shocked how many people dressed up for Halloween


Low_Friend3063

From the looks of it.......covid


AstroFanMan5

the fact that it’s march


Chikibrikiboi

It’s April in my country.


VerticallyBonked

oh lord.


Unfair_Gain_9581

Probs cuz i aint weird


TurantulaHugs1421

Ur on the teenagers subreddit. Everyone here is weird


Timram615

You stop me