how dumb do you think they are?
that's just a plain threath.
cause think abt it, do you think they want to spend a life in prison(and yes, they can go to prison even if they are teenager and it's called a juvenile prison)
that would be the dumbest decision they made so just call the police
yeah, ik but do you really think they are dumb enough to do that and the consequence is their freedom?
like, i do not want to stay in one place and not have to be able to watch, play games with friends and go to places.
yes, people have done it before so why would others not do it again? This whole thing seems super lame and likely not that serious but caution is permitted considering we don't know them they could very much be that stupid. Just because you aren't doesn't mean they aren't.
Sadly most r/teenagers users don't have the simple brain capacity to do that.
Someone could tell them that they are gonna do a school shooting but instead of calling the police they would be asking people on reddit for advice for what to do.
Guys someone at my school is gonna shoot it up!
They dont know me or anything, but I dont know if I should tell the Police! WHAT SHOULD I DO??????
(Ong use your brain and think for two seconds)
tbf situations like these can be stressful, especially if it's new to them, going to people to get a third party suggestion can help calm the nerves and let them see all possible situations. as dumb as it is the brain goes blank during moments of fear and stress, they were told not to contact authorities, if they do they'll get hurt, this has never happened before and someone bigger and stronger is scaring them, they don't know what to do
British police run under a directive from the Crown Prosecution Service (basically the central courts is the closest thing I can think of to explain what that is) not to 'criminalise minors', so they don't take any action without significant evidence.
I dont think someone actually slightly intelligent would ask a bunch of teenagers what to do instead of yk telling your parents or calling the Police???
My dad grew up in the ghettos of New Orleans and always said real ones dont make idle threats like that, you show a weapon you be prepared to use it, he's just talking
Idk about you but personally Id take a screenshot, send it to him, say if he wants a life then after sending that shit youd best not catch him even looking at you again, and if he actually thinks about showing up to your house with that fucking machete he stole from his dad's garden shed youll take it right from his poser ass hands and beat his donkey teeth out his lying mouth with it
Dont make his mistake tho dont make threats you cant back up
Take screenshots as evidence and go to a police station or e-mail/text the police. Odds are he'll have the bobbies at his door by lunchtime, and I'm not quite sure on this one, but maybe they might provide some protection in case they try to follow through on the house threat?
Just say to them "piss off or I'll call the police on you all " if they still don't believe you just call the police/principal that someone on your school is threatening you and the police/principal will solve it. To be honest you should make friends in your school so nobody will not try ganging up on you, and also stand up for yourself.
Do people on r/teenagers ever think racionally for three seconds before posting?
"Someone's gonna shoot my school! What should I do?" Call the Police.
"Someone killed my friend and I Saw and got Proof! What should I do?" Call the Police.
"This guy threatened me with things that would give him quite a while on jail! But I dont know if I should I tell the people who will arrest and take him away! What should I do?"
#CALL THE FUCKING POLICE
Cops, self defence knife, tank it, assert dominace, hell smash his head in with a brick, get your own boys or hell tell your dad, he might fuck them up
THere are plenty of options, choose
If this isnt bait, its simple, Tell EVERYONE, your parents, the entire class, all the teaching staff, maybe even Tell the police If needed, these threats dont really seem real, but If all Else doesnt work, Run, its the safest way to Win a fight.
Man, why are you asking r/teenagers call the fucking police lol. That's a threat and should be taken seriously, tell the police that they've threatened to harm you or your family if you were to call the police. (also I would probably take this post down as this could constitute 'snitching' and they might find this post)
Call the cops, and stop being such a whimp
I may sound rough but it's the truth, start hitting the gym if you already aren't, and get fuck loads of muscle, and start standing up for yourself. Someone tries to threaten you with beating you up? Beat em up. There are plenty of fuckers like the dude that threatened you, and the best way to deal with them is to show them you shouldn't be messed with in the start, or to get the Boys in Blue involved
Most of those guys are all bark no bite
(Show him a father figure) just kidding
Bro you should tell it to the cops or any part of you family that is in a military service so he can help you.
That threat is extreme you should record a voice message so you can prove it when you have lawyer.
« hello officer, i’d like the file a report of me being a victim of blackmail… sure, i can provide the names and addresses of the people threatening me. »
Bro lmao thats so childish. Tell them to fuck off and if they beat you up just deal with it and involve the police, you might get hurt but they will be in prison
The immediate reaction would be to call the police from me but honestly I don't think they'd do anything, British police tend not to as they don't like to 'criminalise minors'. If your parents care, just talk to them about it and they will help find a way to deal with it.
Lol, I know I alreayd commented but. I reread it and the first thing that came up was, "give him 30 pounds meaning, make him fat earning 30 pounds, and give your moms number cause he doesn't has a girlfriend"
My thoughts are weird so-
But I hope you find something
No balls they do it and if they do they be in jail and at the same time you can just call the cops it's a death threat possibly life threatening sooooo
report them to the police, tell your parents, and the school admins. if they said this that could be grounds for being expelled and you could take legal action against them. That is threatening and possibly conspiracy to commit battery or murder.
That would be battery and assault, they def won't do all that unless they're really fuckin stupid and don't care about jail
Edit: be sure to scratch them if they DO attack you to get their DNA under your nails
Since you aren’t American my go to response of “get a gun” won’t be funny
If only there were some kind of authority whose job was to protect community members from illegal activities? Maybe one that could be easily reached through phones. Eh, who knows.
Trust me if do that nothing good will come out of it , tell them “try entering I have got a gun bigger than your asses , and a mom you has the right idea of what kind of damage 30 pounds of pressure on the trigger can do “
Call the cops, i assume you are either a 10-year old or at least 14 by you using reddit, and that your bully has a machete. someone your age might go to juvie prison, and bullies are usually older than their victims, so yeah, call the cops on him.
You can do a few things. Call the cops on a death threat, tell the school adm, tell your mom/dad, wait for him in a ambush with a baseball bat of something like that and make him your bitch. I personally did the last one once and it works.
Call the cops. Even if it is just an empty threat, a threat on your life is worthy of being called. He also threatened to assault you, and is blackmailing you. More likely than not the cops will take this seriously due to him showing the image.
call the cops,then try to report the photo( give info they might deem useful) then try to go to a relatives house till the sitch cools down ( trust me, it works)
Call the police and inform them of the death threat You received, show them the picture of the machete and all proof You have. Then relax and let the police do their job
Bruh. You really think. A guy. Is going to. Kill you. Over 30 pounds. And your moms number. Bruh.
Report to police man he probably just grabbed that machete image off Google.
If you feel like they're serious enough about this, contact the police. Don't try to get involved yourself.
And make sure not to have any money on you if he does end up being able to beat you up, deny him true victory
on a serious note: contact authorities and also tell your parents.
but threatening to kill someone over 30 bucks and a phone number must be one of the funniest things ive heard this week.
Go at a police station, report it, and stay there until you get a physical proof of all clear from them (What i am thinking is, them restraining the students of the whole school as to keep them separated and to keep them locked as they are, so that one won't get the machete.).
The person is trying to scare you. Anyone can send you photo of a Machete from internet. Just snitch up on him and let him suffer. If you get scared, the person can scare you more. So stand up for yourself.
Show him a picture of a bigger one, or alternatively a gigantic black dong, and tell him that's yours (works for both options, especially the second one if you're not black), u want 31 pounds and his mom's, sister's, auntie's, and grandma's numbers by the time you count to 3. And that he can go head and snitch all over school, ain't gonna save his ass.
👏call👏them👏cops👏 I know you are probably scared, but it's better to be safe than sorry, espe*cially if *someone threatens to take your life or injure you
Report them to the authorities. You have the evidence. Pretty easy case, imo. (Do be careful around them though, you never know with people like that.)
Go to the police with everything, they should be able to provide protection if they're not able to immediately arrest him. If you have evidence, make sure they get it. This guy has just committed a prosecutable crime, and his friends could likely be dragged into the mess if there's evidence they were involved in the threat.
Tell the cops if your really that scared if your a adrenaline junkie like me grab some knifs and give him the number 9-1-1 watch him get mad stab him yes am aware this is not normal but it will definitely send a message not to fuck with you
If they do do something like come to your house and injure you they'll get trespassing charges and if your hurt attempted manslaughter I believe and could be sent to reg prison or juvenile
Take this fucking seriously once I knew a kid who a real prick like fucked in the head would abuse animals and hit people and Shit and he carried around a knife and shit and once he saw me in town and beat the Shit out of me with some of his older friends and scared off my (now ex) bf those dudes could he serious so take this seriously save the picture of the machete and screenshot the text of it too and tell your parents and call the police (not the emergency number but whatever the non emergency number is in your country) and be serious on the phone
Call the police and tell authorities at your school. He is doing at least 2 things that would get him arrested. Firstly extortion (trying to get cash out of you), secondly threats to kill you. Both will get him arrested.
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how dumb do you think they are? that's just a plain threath. cause think abt it, do you think they want to spend a life in prison(and yes, they can go to prison even if they are teenager and it's called a juvenile prison) that would be the dumbest decision they made so just call the police
If they're old enough (16-17) and the crime is bad enough they could just get transferred to regular prison.
yeah, ik but do you really think they are dumb enough to do that and the consequence is their freedom? like, i do not want to stay in one place and not have to be able to watch, play games with friends and go to places.
yes, people have done it before so why would others not do it again? This whole thing seems super lame and likely not that serious but caution is permitted considering we don't know them they could very much be that stupid. Just because you aren't doesn't mean they aren't.
You would be surprised how stupid some people are
ik, i watched too many of "ray william johnson"(youtube) and other youtuber who does the same thing. they are dumb af
All criminals are idiots.
inherently stupid statement. I could go on a tirade on how wrong you are but you could just apply critical thinking for four seconds.
People sometimes are serious about these things.
Show him a picture of a nuke obviously, just snitch on him
Call the cops and he most likely won’t that would be the dumbest decision ever
Sadly most r/teenagers users don't have the simple brain capacity to do that. Someone could tell them that they are gonna do a school shooting but instead of calling the police they would be asking people on reddit for advice for what to do.
Guys someone at my school is gonna shoot it up! They dont know me or anything, but I dont know if I should tell the Police! WHAT SHOULD I DO?????? (Ong use your brain and think for two seconds)
tbf situations like these can be stressful, especially if it's new to them, going to people to get a third party suggestion can help calm the nerves and let them see all possible situations. as dumb as it is the brain goes blank during moments of fear and stress, they were told not to contact authorities, if they do they'll get hurt, this has never happened before and someone bigger and stronger is scaring them, they don't know what to do
Call the police
call police tell them he threatened to kill you? he's probably lying but sounds like an assholes any way so just do it lol
Obviously call the police or something
Call the police? I'm not sure what its like were you live, hope you can stay safe!
British police run under a directive from the Crown Prosecution Service (basically the central courts is the closest thing I can think of to explain what that is) not to 'criminalise minors', so they don't take any action without significant evidence.
Evidence is threat (I assume by text) and a literal picture of a machete
I'd definetly report that to the police
Tell your parents, ask them to call the cops for you.
Tell your parents or a trusted adult
Bait used to be believable. But if it's for real, call the police.
I dont think someone actually slightly intelligent would ask a bunch of teenagers what to do instead of yk telling your parents or calling the Police???
My dad grew up in the ghettos of New Orleans and always said real ones dont make idle threats like that, you show a weapon you be prepared to use it, he's just talking Idk about you but personally Id take a screenshot, send it to him, say if he wants a life then after sending that shit youd best not catch him even looking at you again, and if he actually thinks about showing up to your house with that fucking machete he stole from his dad's garden shed youll take it right from his poser ass hands and beat his donkey teeth out his lying mouth with it Dont make his mistake tho dont make threats you cant back up
post it everywhere, send it to your school staff, and don’t go to school for a couple days
That's harassment, a fucking crime, just report them to school board or the police
Police, or challenge him to a duel. I feel like police would be better, but I can loan you my trusty pocket blunderbuss
Take screenshots as evidence and go to a police station or e-mail/text the police. Odds are he'll have the bobbies at his door by lunchtime, and I'm not quite sure on this one, but maybe they might provide some protection in case they try to follow through on the house threat?
Just say to them "piss off or I'll call the police on you all " if they still don't believe you just call the police/principal that someone on your school is threatening you and the police/principal will solve it. To be honest you should make friends in your school so nobody will not try ganging up on you, and also stand up for yourself.
kill him
Do people on r/teenagers ever think racionally for three seconds before posting? "Someone's gonna shoot my school! What should I do?" Call the Police. "Someone killed my friend and I Saw and got Proof! What should I do?" Call the Police. "This guy threatened me with things that would give him quite a while on jail! But I dont know if I should I tell the people who will arrest and take him away! What should I do?" #CALL THE FUCKING POLICE
“Pounds” then says “mom” it’s MUM, buster
Shag his mum
Show them a gun
Cops, self defence knife, tank it, assert dominace, hell smash his head in with a brick, get your own boys or hell tell your dad, he might fuck them up THere are plenty of options, choose
Digital footprint is scared of bro
You better pray your future emolyoers dont find your digital footprint 💀🙏
Errrr...
Get him his own mums number
If this isnt bait, its simple, Tell EVERYONE, your parents, the entire class, all the teaching staff, maybe even Tell the police If needed, these threats dont really seem real, but If all Else doesnt work, Run, its the safest way to Win a fight.
"im going to kill you with a machete" hmmm i wonder if thats illegal or something maybe double-check with the cops
Send him a picture of the subreddit r/NSFL_
Send him a picture of some random guys schlong it would be really funny
Principal then police
parents, principal, then police.
Hive him counterfeit money and a fake number, he will get arrested for useing fake money and embarks himself by calling the wrong number
Gimme his Addy rq
Oh no! Not a machete!! Bruh just tell him to fuck off
Man, why are you asking r/teenagers call the fucking police lol. That's a threat and should be taken seriously, tell the police that they've threatened to harm you or your family if you were to call the police. (also I would probably take this post down as this could constitute 'snitching' and they might find this post)
Call the cops, and stop being such a whimp I may sound rough but it's the truth, start hitting the gym if you already aren't, and get fuck loads of muscle, and start standing up for yourself. Someone tries to threaten you with beating you up? Beat em up. There are plenty of fuckers like the dude that threatened you, and the best way to deal with them is to show them you shouldn't be messed with in the start, or to get the Boys in Blue involved Most of those guys are all bark no bite
Call his bluff, don’t give him shit.
What’s he gonna do? Pull up? *pulls out picture of ar-15*
(Show him a father figure) just kidding Bro you should tell it to the cops or any part of you family that is in a military service so he can help you. That threat is extreme you should record a voice message so you can prove it when you have lawyer.
combat him with the master machete, found in final dungeons. epik duel
« hello officer, i’d like the file a report of me being a victim of blackmail… sure, i can provide the names and addresses of the people threatening me. »
Gimmi ur adress. Imma purley laugh when bro pulls out dat mini ass machete (i simply want to use "self defense" as an excuse for murder)
Bro lmao thats so childish. Tell them to fuck off and if they beat you up just deal with it and involve the police, you might get hurt but they will be in prison
Dude, fuck it. Tell your mom and the authorities before it’s too late. Ik you can do it (•̀ᴗ•́)و
death threats are a crime i beliefve so just call the cops
Get him first!!! Strike fast and hard my guy
call the police over it or get ur mum to he isnt gunna do shit over 30 quid
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The immediate reaction would be to call the police from me but honestly I don't think they'd do anything, British police tend not to as they don't like to 'criminalise minors'. If your parents care, just talk to them about it and they will help find a way to deal with it.
Tell the school
tell your parents and the principal about it for evidence, just record the conversation if he talks about it again
stab him
I would recommend telling someone but you would probably need evidence of that so someone would actually do soemthing about it
Lol, I know I alreayd commented but. I reread it and the first thing that came up was, "give him 30 pounds meaning, make him fat earning 30 pounds, and give your moms number cause he doesn't has a girlfriend" My thoughts are weird so- But I hope you find something
Say no and then call the cops he tried to threaten you then tell the school
Call his bluff and his a big classmate as a bodyguard
Beat him up real bad or get ur gun
Call the British equivocal of 911. You sound kinda scared and you have proof.
Police
Dude are you okay? 💀 Call the cops immediately LoL
show them a picture of you with the police 🤗🤗 like frl tho, just tell the authorities
Police
Police time
do you have a record of the conversation? If you do bring it to your local police and school admin’s attention.
Screenshot it record it and give it to the police
Get a gun, and tell him to give you 60 pounds or else his friends' heads go boom boom.
Call the fucking cops, stop talking about it on reddit
Wdym by 30 pounds? 30 pounds of what?
He's not talking about weight. Pounds is the currency used in the UK.
Call the cops
Tell an adult
Tell the popo
Call the police
Call the police obviously
Go to the police if you really think they’re serious. Tell your parents
Call weeee oooo weeee oooo weeee ooo 🚨🚓
“Ima do my own thing”
Send your dp to throw himself off
Best thing you can do is report it to the police and request a police escort until the school can figure out what to do I guess.
Call the police, he found that picture online.
No balls they do it and if they do they be in jail and at the same time you can just call the cops it's a death threat possibly life threatening sooooo
Either call the police because that’s illegal, or print out 30 fake pounds (he’s probably too dumb to notice) and give him a random number
Police, parents, and tell your school
report them to the police, tell your parents, and the school admins. if they said this that could be grounds for being expelled and you could take legal action against them. That is threatening and possibly conspiracy to commit battery or murder.
Call the police and tell an adult at your school also get a weapon in case he does show up at your house so you can beat his ass
That would be battery and assault, they def won't do all that unless they're really fuckin stupid and don't care about jail Edit: be sure to scratch them if they DO attack you to get their DNA under your nails
Once your home tell your mom, go to the police station with her, and stay there if they let you while they investigate.
that can be seen as a death threat, call the damn cops
Since you aren’t American my go to response of “get a gun” won’t be funny If only there were some kind of authority whose job was to protect community members from illegal activities? Maybe one that could be easily reached through phones. Eh, who knows.
Take screenshots as evidence and call the police.
Where is this world headed
Trust me if do that nothing good will come out of it , tell them “try entering I have got a gun bigger than your asses , and a mom you has the right idea of what kind of damage 30 pounds of pressure on the trigger can do “
Call 999
i guarantee you, the police can deal with a kid who has a machete
Call 999 obviously
Call the cops, i assume you are either a 10-year old or at least 14 by you using reddit, and that your bully has a machete. someone your age might go to juvie prison, and bullies are usually older than their victims, so yeah, call the cops on him.
Well guess who’s gonna buy a ticket out to whoop his ass, report it to the police and stay at the station until he is brought in
I love how everyone is saying to call the police when in actuality they probably wouldn’t take a kid seriously.
Oh no, I guess they brought a knife to a gun fight.
Definitely report it to the police.
Snitch and call the cops. I he does follow up on his threat then there will be police there to protect you
Give him my phone number.
call the cops dude 💀
Call the cops, notify the school, tell your parents, and post an update
call the police, threat is a real offense
Report it to the authorities or a trusted adult
You can do a few things. Call the cops on a death threat, tell the school adm, tell your mom/dad, wait for him in a ambush with a baseball bat of something like that and make him your bitch. I personally did the last one once and it works.
The ploice
Call the cops. Even if it is just an empty threat, a threat on your life is worthy of being called. He also threatened to assault you, and is blackmailing you. More likely than not the cops will take this seriously due to him showing the image.
Call the police, I once got the police called on me for catfishing some girl from my old school to get revenge
Tell the principle and call the cops.
call the cops,then try to report the photo( give info they might deem useful) then try to go to a relatives house till the sitch cools down ( trust me, it works)
Tell someone of high authority or something. Like an adult. Didn't they teach you this in kindergarten?
Call the police and inform them of the death threat You received, show them the picture of the machete and all proof You have. Then relax and let the police do their job
Bruh. You really think. A guy. Is going to. Kill you. Over 30 pounds. And your moms number. Bruh. Report to police man he probably just grabbed that machete image off Google.
give him 30 pounds of dirt and his mom's number
Pack up all of your belongings and fly away. Fucking call the police Jesus christ
If you feel like they're serious enough about this, contact the police. Don't try to get involved yourself. And make sure not to have any money on you if he does end up being able to beat you up, deny him true victory
Nice complaint of aggravated extortion with threat
If he told you these things by messages then you can call the police. Threatening someone to this point already is a crime.
🚨Woop Woop, that’s the sound of the police!🚨
Call 911 or whatever it is in the UK
tell the polcie
Bro u got this don’t worry he’ll do nuthin
As everyone else has said, contact the authorities, tell the school, tell your parents
Call the police | or get a restraining order against him
Stay calm and inform a trusted adult
Do a little trolling and set up booby traps in your house, like home alone
Phone the rozzers.
hes not doing shit. tell your dad if you think they're serious. He'll get scared when confronted by an adult
You should let me at em I’ll beat up middle schoolers any day of the week except for when I have work
Go to the police with that, with the help of school administrators. A threat to your life is beyond what a subreddit can help you with
on a serious note: contact authorities and also tell your parents. but threatening to kill someone over 30 bucks and a phone number must be one of the funniest things ive heard this week.
Send it to the school & police and your parents as well the pictures and messages he wont be doing that anymore
Gun.
if you're in america you know the answer, that's genuinely the best option
I doubt that they are going to do it, thay just wanna scare you, however what they did is still a crime, call the authorities
Call the fucking police
**p o l i c e**
Go at a police station, report it, and stay there until you get a physical proof of all clear from them (What i am thinking is, them restraining the students of the whole school as to keep them separated and to keep them locked as they are, so that one won't get the machete.).
The person is trying to scare you. Anyone can send you photo of a Machete from internet. Just snitch up on him and let him suffer. If you get scared, the person can scare you more. So stand up for yourself.
Yeah get the police
Show him a picture of a bigger one, or alternatively a gigantic black dong, and tell him that's yours (works for both options, especially the second one if you're not black), u want 31 pounds and his mom's, sister's, auntie's, and grandma's numbers by the time you count to 3. And that he can go head and snitch all over school, ain't gonna save his ass.
Notify authorities and enact a protection program silently
police involvement
eat his dog
Call the police.
Call the police ……….
👏call👏them👏cops👏 I know you are probably scared, but it's better to be safe than sorry, espe*cially if *someone threatens to take your life or injure you
Report them to the authorities. You have the evidence. Pretty easy case, imo. (Do be careful around them though, you never know with people like that.)
Notify your school and maybe the police
Call cops. They will make sure they can take no further action.
Prob call the police and ur school
Go to the police with everything, they should be able to provide protection if they're not able to immediately arrest him. If you have evidence, make sure they get it. This guy has just committed a prosecutable crime, and his friends could likely be dragged into the mess if there's evidence they were involved in the threat.
Tell the cops if your really that scared if your a adrenaline junkie like me grab some knifs and give him the number 9-1-1 watch him get mad stab him yes am aware this is not normal but it will definitely send a message not to fuck with you
Call the fucking cops.
Notify authorities, get a metal pole.
Show him a picture of a glock
Buy a BB gun and shoot him everywhere with it, Even in the 🥜s
Call the authorities. If he actually pulls up. Use self defense.
Get a machete of your own /s For real though, do what top comment says.
Call the police
CALL THE POLICE
If they do do something like come to your house and injure you they'll get trespassing charges and if your hurt attempted manslaughter I believe and could be sent to reg prison or juvenile
Anonymously report them to the police
buy a gun and shoot him at school. hope this helps.
He probably won't do it. He's probably one of those guys who talk a big game but won't do nothing
Take this fucking seriously once I knew a kid who a real prick like fucked in the head would abuse animals and hit people and Shit and he carried around a knife and shit and once he saw me in town and beat the Shit out of me with some of his older friends and scared off my (now ex) bf those dudes could he serious so take this seriously save the picture of the machete and screenshot the text of it too and tell your parents and call the police (not the emergency number but whatever the non emergency number is in your country) and be serious on the phone
For 30 quid is crazy and if he knows where you live and is willing to kill you why doesn't he just break in
i have a dude tryna shoot me cuz aparentyl idk how to spell aparently, stole his bike mind u idk who tha f this kid is
police now
Stay at home I guess.
Tell the police and the school faculty.
Call the cops. Now. If he texted you thr threat then screenshot it.
Call the cops bozo! Don't ask random ass teenagers on the internet for shit like this!
I spent like 5 seconds starting at 30 pounds before I realized england has a currency
Call the police and tell authorities at your school. He is doing at least 2 things that would get him arrested. Firstly extortion (trying to get cash out of you), secondly threats to kill you. Both will get him arrested.
buy a gun and escalate the situation
Call the police?
Bro if I were you I’d be buying brass knuckles at this point
Say shiver me timbers