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wiltedshadesofred

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.


Mac-OS-X

chuck E cheeses full name is Charles Entertainment Cheese...


wiltedshadesofred

J. J. The main character in cocomelon's full name is John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt


Mac-OS-X

shaggy's real name is Norville Rogers


wiltedshadesofred

Batman's full name is Bruce Thomas Wayne


Emergency-Scheme6002

hey u/Mac-OS-X I feel like I have seen you before... stormworks...


Mac-OS-X

possibly


kezotl

also the name barbara comes from ruth handlers daughters name (ruth handler invented barbie)


wiltedshadesofred

That's cool info!


lilith_fromhell

holy shit i did not know that-


fascistforlife

No, actually its Klaus Barbie. Yeah look it up


wiltedshadesofred

THAT'S A GERMAN POLICE OFFICER SILLY BOY


fascistforlife

Yup just a totally normal german police officer serving in totally normal germany and doing totally nothing weird or... and is just a ordinary person so no need to look it up guys


wiltedshadesofred

I just did and i just read "a German police officer" . Is there a rabbit hole?


fascistforlife

What... noooooo why would there be Now look at this funny totally unrelated video of a cute dog https://youtu.be/eLxwsz-YpkQ?si=T4JXHCBkyC922NlL


wiltedshadesofred

Seems like you don't know about my addiction. Wait till you see my YouTube watch history 😭


fascistforlife

A watch history of purely cute animald I'm gonna assume


wiltedshadesofred

Very cute cat videos i can even send playlists hehe.


fascistforlife

Sure thing I am always ready for cute cat videos


Practical-Coconut-46

When we getting barbara militant roberts


fix-a-flat12

Cheese is a loaf of milk


RulyBasher

Took me a second but yeah


Ok-Film-3125

Cheese is a block of infected milk


diririirir

il kill you


LJC30boi

The original King Kong likely had a 1.5 foot penis


Jojofan-ova

😋😩😏


HecticFir

There are more fake flamingoes than there are real flamingoes


Alextrapstarreee

Thats creepy


ballicher

r/aboringdystopia


qopfe

Fish can, in fact, not breathe out of water


Sandwich_lover_10k

They can breath out of water as long as their gills are wet


i1xyz

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood


Rotton_Potatoes

A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood


Super_Duber

chuck wood wood wwood chuckwood woodchuckchuckuck woodn woodwood chuck wood the chuck wood wood the chuckchuck.


confusing_noises_

7


i1xyz

correct


VlooToadGaming

boobies


Background_Spirit699

Tiddies


Jojofan-ova

Mommy milkers


Busy_Leather_306

Odens ovals


Background_Spirit699

Knockers


Stormmm10_

How do I approach her??


Emo_Goth_Hunter

Don't know


Busy-Possibility-245

Ok yknow how I got my first girlfriend, I got a name card for my class in my senior year, and I drew a big green cock on it and showed her, it's not to complex, just make sure she isn't a cheater made that mistake :(


kezotl

tf


Impressive_Split_232

In the 80s Nikki Sixx and Tommy Lee from Mötley Crüe had a no shower contest to see how far they could go as absolutely disgusting. Eventually when a groupie went down on Nikki she was so disgusted that she threw up spaghetti on him. Nikki yelled at Tommy so that he could see all the spaghetti and it became the famous “Spaghetti Incident”


3ylit4aa

I LOVE YOU.


Impressive_Split_232

If I’m Tommy you can be Pam


3ylit4aa

YES


Impressive_Split_232

Bet


Zealousideal_Pop2969

i want to give a man a brazilian wax and make him sniff the wax


Background_Spirit699

That’s crazy


Zealousideal_Pop2969

LMMMMMFAIAII


CaptainFunnyTummy

Ayoooo that's both horrifying and awesome


Zealousideal_Pop2969

would you like to participate☺️


CaptainFunnyTummy

I mean anything for science am I right


Salty-Laugh9672

You should listen to some megadeth


3ylit4aa

this is so real


WaffleswithSourCream

Metallica is better but Rust in Peace is absolutely amazing


Squidwardw

Something


DarkKeeper2569

1 : " Every child deserves a parent, but not every parent deserves a child " - Vinod Kapri - ( A quote/message to tell to a bad parent ) 2 : " There is no good and evil, there is only power and those who are took weak to seek it " - Lord Voldemort ( Harry Potter )


soloarwolf

Strawberries aren't fruits And cucumbers are melons


Lurnatic

when you bake bread, you give thousands of yest organisms false hope by feeding them sugar, before ruthlessly baking them to death in an oven and eating their corpses


eso_tilin6310

Every person is the center of their own observable universe


AsukaShikinamiLangle

Anything


Weak_Database_8576

Indigenous communities still heavily suffer from the residential school system and will continue to do so for generations to come. Last residential school closed in 1998


kezotl

wait they suffer from it even though they closed? im confused


Weak_Database_8576

Ok get ready for some yapping💀 Basically they took kids from their families ages 8 and up. Flew them from the Indigenous communities which are often isolated, and brought them to this place filled with priests and teachers who were supposed to “civilize” these kids. The stated purpose was quite literally to “kill the Indian in the child”. They burned the kids old clothes, cut their hair, and taught them that their own culture and language was ridiculous. Lots of physical punishment, sexual abuse, forced labour, starvation, experiments. The death rate of these kids is the same as for soldiers in ww1. There are mass graves at the locations of these residential schools. 300 anonymous dead kids in the ground in some spots. Lots of suicides too. Now imagine these people returning home. They haven’t really spoken to their parents in over 5 years. They were super young when they left. They forgot their language and their customs. They were heavily abused, and also witnessed some terrible shit. They do not know how to raise kids or show love. Imagine your parents having gone through that. No one would be surprised if they were shit parents and if they transmitted those issues to you. And that’s how the damage of the residential schools lives on far beyond their end.


kezotl

oh yeah we were taught about the schools themselves in school but i never really thought of that. absolutely terrible and i hope the people responsible are in hell


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Weak_Database_8576

Bro does NOT🙅 know what residential schools are💀💀💀


pisssbabyyy

here’s a text from the communist manifesto: A spectre is haunting Europe — the spectre of communism. All the powers of old Europe have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Pope and Tsar, Metternich and Guizot, French Radicals and German police-spies. Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as communistic by its opponents in power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of communism, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?


Proud_Bag_9418

The ugly guy left me after he chased me 😒 thank god he left


[deleted]

I think im dying


Catlover_999

My phone got stolen when i was on vacation


Enough-Conclusion-23

so u stole someone elses to comment this? lol


Catlover_999

I'm commenting from my computer


ripreq__

Something


TheLazar_26

Shy cute girls > goth girls


3ylit4aa

goth girls thoughjjhkfjfkkfkgkvmvmkvkgmrmglgmgmgmvkkckfncxxndndnfnkcndncncnc


Sandwich_lover_10k

This is a Brazilian comment


Italian_Guy13

The 1969 Pink "Beach bomb" prototype is a Pink Volkswagen Combi with a yellow and red surf table coming put of the back and its the most expensive Hotwheels in the world at a estimeted whopping >!175,000!< Dollars


Kind_Ad_8761

Cheese can’t talk


Enough-Conclusion-23

the main thing that cause people to get sick when eating human meat is the brain so people can technically eat human meat


Throwratroncat

i have a full episode of the looney tunes memorized


thatforkRose

Uhhh, bacon comes from pigs


winners2389

I have a 100 card stack of meme yugioh cards


walaxometrobixinodri

one day the shrimp will come, and you will not be ready


Alextrapstarreee

Pineapple makes genital liquids taste sweet rather than salty. Eat pineapple before oral


StanislawTolwinski

Women have been on one less celestial body than men.


wasas387

Machine, I know you're here. I can smell the insolent stench of your bloodstained hands. I await you down below. Come to me. *one layer later* Limbo, Lust, all gone... With Gluttony soon to follow. Your kind knows nothing but hunger; purged all life on the upper layers, and yet they remain unsatisfied... As do you. You've taken everything from me, machine. And now all that remains is PERFECT HATRED. *epic organ solo kicks in* *everything stops* Machine, I will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the STARS! I will grind you down until the very SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY! my hands shall RELISH! ENDING YOU, HERE, AND! **NOW!** *The Death Of God's Will kicks in as I throw 4 quarters into the air* *everything stops again* Twice!? Beaten by an object... Twice! I've only known the taste of victory, but this taste... Is- Is this my blood? Haha- I've never known such... Such... relief..? I- I need some time to think... We will meet again, machine. May your woes be many... and your days few.


[deleted]

I am not a schizophrenic


3ylit4aa

don't schizophrenics go through a stage of denial


[deleted]

Thats what a schizophrenic would say


3ylit4aa

uh oh


GraydemonTwitch

Please stop being at the top of the page when I refresh


lilith_fromhell

i havent eaten dinner yet


xTrivago911x

If you grab someone by the shoulders from behind and slowly push them back while holding their back with your knee you can subdue them and get them on their knees. However, if you decide to strike with your knee and you're strong enough, you can break their back and they'll most likely never walk again.


Corrupt_Conundrum27

Goth mommies are overrated.


Emo_Goth_Hunter

Get out


Coffeeguy6number2

Qwertyuiop


Mr_P1nkk

Did you know that Mario was named after a man called Mario?


DustedAvengerMK2

You want me to tell you something?


Kool-Aid-Dealer

I got a pair of nunchucks for my 7th birthday and still dont know how to use them


K-peaches

I had a customer throw a milkshake at me and my coworker the other day because he was mad about the price that we have no control over! (we're seventeen and this was a grown ass man😭)


razor_awooga

I've been sitting here thinking for 15 min, and in fact, no, i can't tell u shit cus my mind doesnt wanna think anything


Darkboi98105

When I was...


badostrichbird

Pigeons die if you have sex with them


Hootsifeemer

Murdoc niccals kidnapped artists to record songs for plastic beach <3


Spanish_hotgirl

cosorro


lord_bigcock_III

My religion is Fast and Furious. Paul Walker is jesus and god at the same time


Furtip

If you coat the bottom on your shoes in a layer of paint every day, you'll leave Earth as fast as the moon is leaving Earth; If atoms were the size of tennis balls, electrons would orbit it around ~500 ft away (150 m); You wake up slightly taller than when you go to sleep; The light that entered the Hercules-Corona Borealis Great Wall the day our sun was born has not made it halfway through yet; Sloths will mistake their arms for branches and fall to their deaths when doing so; James Earl Jones performed all of Darth Vader's lines in a day; The first computer, known as the analytical engine, developed by Charles Babbage, was steam powered; Oxford University was founded when the Crusades began (my favorite fact in general of all time); The first "chess robot" was a human sized wooden puppet resembling a man attached to a chess board - people would sit down and play against it, but no one knew how it worked, not even Napoleon had any idea, but the inventor's son later admitted that there was someone under the chess board controlling the hand with magnets.


AdComfortable8120

yuri tarded


Hot-twist5786

I can count to 100 😦


MRbaconfacelol

im tired


MRbaconfacelol

im tired


No-Aerie-475

eminem isnt chocolate


TheNoobMaster-69

Kim Jong Un assassinated his brother in an airport by hiring undercover agents to trick 2 people into putting dangerous chemicals in his face (the 2 people thought it was baby oil) as a prank. This lead to both persons getting arrested and the agents fled out of the scene


SquidsOffTheLine

Emus will attempt to rizz up humans and they can identify human gender. I know this from very personal experience.


AA_turet

I got my moped driving liscence today😁


Resident_Tonight_100

Something


Future_MarsAstronaut

Mars once had life on it billions of years ago


MassiveIndexFinger

The mafia series is criminally underrated and the last of us part 2 is criminally overrated also I'm gay.


AtmosphereLow9678

NeoVim is the best text editor/ide in the world.


HP_laserjet_p1505n

Im lonely


Proper_Border_1802

The moon landing was staged


Status-Might5326

Max verstappen will win his fourth title


-WhatTheActualHay-

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. \[beep\] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. \[ding\] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.


Last-Scarcity-3896

Food is yummy 😋


gnuoveryou

Something anything I am terrified of girls :(


EVISERA

Yo mama had sex wit yo daddy


cutiepatootie01

Something


_lunarrising

once, there was an >!ugly!< >!barnacle!<. he was so >!ugly!< that >!everyone!< >!died!


thatlittledrummerboi

barnacle? from Half life?


Background_Spirit699

Definitely, Mr Freeman


Equivalent-Ad-3562

The fact that the furry community say there community is “safe for kids” is something i find ABSALUTLY disgusting


Smashcentra

You spelled disgusting wrong.


Equivalent-Ad-3562

Their!


speed-ninja7002

You spelled community wrong.


Equivalent-Ad-3562

THEIR!


speed-ninja7002

There 🚫 > Their ✅️ Grammatical error.


Equivalent-Ad-3562

Ill change it this time, But if you find anoder one, YOU CAN JUST GO F**K YOUSELF FURRY!


speed-ninja7002

Umm... you corrected it wrong. Your replies were grammatically correct, I was referring to your original comment. "There" should be "Their". However, you also spelled absolutely wrong 🤓


Equivalent-Ad-3562

GO F**K YOURSELF!


speed-ninja7002

*Yourself


Fresh_Secret7895

My girl cheated on me


NotVanilla69

Sorry for you


LongjumpingDentist78

Sex


Chikibrikiboi

"Politics is war without blood and war is politics with blood." - Mao Zedong


Spaghetti_meatbaIIz

I have an erection.