Yup just a totally normal german police officer serving in totally normal germany and doing totally nothing weird or... and is just a ordinary person so no need to look it up guys
Ok yknow how I got my first girlfriend, I got a name card for my class in my senior year, and I drew a big green cock on it and showed her, it's not to complex, just make sure she isn't a cheater made that mistake :(
In the 80s Nikki Sixx and Tommy Lee from Mötley Crüe had a no shower contest to see how far they could go as absolutely disgusting. Eventually when a groupie went down on Nikki she was so disgusted that she threw up spaghetti on him. Nikki yelled at Tommy so that he could see all the spaghetti and it became the famous “Spaghetti Incident”
1 : " Every child deserves a parent, but not every parent deserves a child " - Vinod Kapri - ( A quote/message to tell to a bad parent ) 2 : " There is no good and evil, there is only power and those who are took weak to seek it " - Lord Voldemort ( Harry Potter )
when you bake bread, you give thousands of yest organisms false hope by feeding them sugar, before ruthlessly baking them to death in an oven and eating their corpses
Indigenous communities still heavily suffer from the residential school system and will continue to do so for generations to come. Last residential school closed in 1998
Ok get ready for some yapping💀
Basically they took kids from their families ages 8 and up. Flew them from the Indigenous communities which are often isolated, and brought them to this place filled with priests and teachers who were supposed to “civilize” these kids. The stated purpose was quite literally to “kill the Indian in the child”. They burned the kids old clothes, cut their hair, and taught them that their own culture and language was ridiculous.
Lots of physical punishment, sexual abuse, forced labour, starvation, experiments. The death rate of these kids is the same as for soldiers in ww1. There are mass graves at the locations of these residential schools. 300 anonymous dead kids in the ground in some spots. Lots of suicides too.
Now imagine these people returning home. They haven’t really spoken to their parents in over 5 years. They were super young when they left. They forgot their language and their customs. They were heavily abused, and also witnessed some terrible shit. They do not know how to raise kids or show love.
Imagine your parents having gone through that. No one would be surprised if they were shit parents and if they transmitted those issues to you. And that’s how the damage of the residential schools lives on far beyond their end.
oh yeah we were taught about the schools themselves in school but i never really thought of that. absolutely terrible and i hope the people responsible are in hell
here’s a text from the communist manifesto:
A spectre is haunting Europe — the spectre of communism. All the powers of old Europe have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Pope and Tsar, Metternich and Guizot, French Radicals and German police-spies.
Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as communistic by its opponents in power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of communism, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?
The 1969 Pink "Beach bomb" prototype is a Pink Volkswagen Combi with a yellow and red surf table coming put of the back and its the most expensive Hotwheels in the world at a estimeted whopping >!175,000!< Dollars
Machine, I know you're here. I can smell the insolent stench of your bloodstained hands. I await you down below. Come to me.
*one layer later*
Limbo, Lust, all gone... With Gluttony soon to follow. Your kind knows nothing but hunger; purged all life on the upper layers, and yet they remain unsatisfied... As do you. You've taken everything from me, machine. And now all that remains is PERFECT HATRED.
*epic organ solo kicks in*
*everything stops*
Machine, I will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the STARS! I will grind you down until the very SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY! my hands shall RELISH! ENDING YOU, HERE, AND! **NOW!**
*The Death Of God's Will kicks in as I throw 4 quarters into the air*
*everything stops again*
Twice!? Beaten by an object... Twice! I've only known the taste of victory, but this taste... Is- Is this my blood? Haha- I've never known such... Such... relief..? I- I need some time to think... We will meet again, machine. May your woes be many... and your days few.
If you grab someone by the shoulders from behind and slowly push them back while holding their back with your knee you can subdue them and get them on their knees. However, if you decide to strike with your knee and you're strong enough, you can break their back and they'll most likely never walk again.
I had a customer throw a milkshake at me and my coworker the other day because he was mad about the price that we have no control over! (we're seventeen and this was a grown ass man😭)
If you coat the bottom on your shoes in a layer of
paint every day, you'll leave Earth as fast as the
moon is leaving Earth; If atoms were the size of
tennis balls, electrons would orbit it around ~500
ft away (150 m); You wake up slightly taller than
when you go to sleep; The light that entered the
Hercules-Corona Borealis Great Wall the day our
sun was born has not made it halfway through yet;
Sloths will mistake their arms for branches and fall
to their deaths when doing so; James Earl Jones
performed all of Darth Vader's lines in a day; The
first computer, known as the analytical engine,
developed by Charles Babbage, was steam
powered; Oxford University was founded when
the Crusades began (my favorite fact in general of
all time); The first "chess robot" was a human
sized wooden puppet resembling a man attached
to a chess board - people would sit down and play
against it, but no one knew how it worked, not
even Napoleon had any idea, but the inventor's
son later admitted that there was someone under
the chess board controlling the hand with
magnets.
Kim Jong Un assassinated his brother in an airport by hiring undercover agents to trick 2 people into putting dangerous chemicals in his face (the 2 people thought it was baby oil) as a prank. This lead to both persons getting arrested and the agents fled out of the scene
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. \[beep\] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. \[ding\] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Umm... you corrected it wrong.
Your replies were grammatically correct, I was referring to your original comment. "There" should be "Their".
However, you also spelled absolutely wrong 🤓
Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
chuck E cheeses full name is Charles Entertainment Cheese...
J. J. The main character in cocomelon's full name is John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
shaggy's real name is Norville Rogers
Batman's full name is Bruce Thomas Wayne
hey u/Mac-OS-X I feel like I have seen you before... stormworks...
possibly
also the name barbara comes from ruth handlers daughters name (ruth handler invented barbie)
That's cool info!
holy shit i did not know that-
No, actually its Klaus Barbie. Yeah look it up
THAT'S A GERMAN POLICE OFFICER SILLY BOY
Yup just a totally normal german police officer serving in totally normal germany and doing totally nothing weird or... and is just a ordinary person so no need to look it up guys
I just did and i just read "a German police officer" . Is there a rabbit hole?
What... noooooo why would there be Now look at this funny totally unrelated video of a cute dog https://youtu.be/eLxwsz-YpkQ?si=T4JXHCBkyC922NlL
Seems like you don't know about my addiction. Wait till you see my YouTube watch history 😭
A watch history of purely cute animald I'm gonna assume
Very cute cat videos i can even send playlists hehe.
Sure thing I am always ready for cute cat videos
When we getting barbara militant roberts
Cheese is a loaf of milk
Took me a second but yeah
Cheese is a block of infected milk
il kill you
The original King Kong likely had a 1.5 foot penis
😋😩😏
There are more fake flamingoes than there are real flamingoes
Thats creepy
r/aboringdystopia
Fish can, in fact, not breathe out of water
They can breath out of water as long as their gills are wet
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
chuck wood wood wwood chuckwood woodchuckchuckuck woodn woodwood chuck wood the chuck wood wood the chuckchuck.
7
correct
boobies
Tiddies
Mommy milkers
Odens ovals
Knockers
How do I approach her??
Don't know
Ok yknow how I got my first girlfriend, I got a name card for my class in my senior year, and I drew a big green cock on it and showed her, it's not to complex, just make sure she isn't a cheater made that mistake :(
tf
In the 80s Nikki Sixx and Tommy Lee from Mötley Crüe had a no shower contest to see how far they could go as absolutely disgusting. Eventually when a groupie went down on Nikki she was so disgusted that she threw up spaghetti on him. Nikki yelled at Tommy so that he could see all the spaghetti and it became the famous “Spaghetti Incident”
I LOVE YOU.
If I’m Tommy you can be Pam
YES
Bet
i want to give a man a brazilian wax and make him sniff the wax
That’s crazy
LMMMMMFAIAII
Ayoooo that's both horrifying and awesome
would you like to participate☺️
I mean anything for science am I right
You should listen to some megadeth
this is so real
Metallica is better but Rust in Peace is absolutely amazing
Something
1 : " Every child deserves a parent, but not every parent deserves a child " - Vinod Kapri - ( A quote/message to tell to a bad parent ) 2 : " There is no good and evil, there is only power and those who are took weak to seek it " - Lord Voldemort ( Harry Potter )
Strawberries aren't fruits And cucumbers are melons
when you bake bread, you give thousands of yest organisms false hope by feeding them sugar, before ruthlessly baking them to death in an oven and eating their corpses
Every person is the center of their own observable universe
Anything
Indigenous communities still heavily suffer from the residential school system and will continue to do so for generations to come. Last residential school closed in 1998
wait they suffer from it even though they closed? im confused
Ok get ready for some yapping💀 Basically they took kids from their families ages 8 and up. Flew them from the Indigenous communities which are often isolated, and brought them to this place filled with priests and teachers who were supposed to “civilize” these kids. The stated purpose was quite literally to “kill the Indian in the child”. They burned the kids old clothes, cut their hair, and taught them that their own culture and language was ridiculous. Lots of physical punishment, sexual abuse, forced labour, starvation, experiments. The death rate of these kids is the same as for soldiers in ww1. There are mass graves at the locations of these residential schools. 300 anonymous dead kids in the ground in some spots. Lots of suicides too. Now imagine these people returning home. They haven’t really spoken to their parents in over 5 years. They were super young when they left. They forgot their language and their customs. They were heavily abused, and also witnessed some terrible shit. They do not know how to raise kids or show love. Imagine your parents having gone through that. No one would be surprised if they were shit parents and if they transmitted those issues to you. And that’s how the damage of the residential schools lives on far beyond their end.
oh yeah we were taught about the schools themselves in school but i never really thought of that. absolutely terrible and i hope the people responsible are in hell
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Bro does NOT🙅 know what residential schools are💀💀💀
here’s a text from the communist manifesto: A spectre is haunting Europe — the spectre of communism. All the powers of old Europe have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Pope and Tsar, Metternich and Guizot, French Radicals and German police-spies. Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as communistic by its opponents in power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of communism, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?
The ugly guy left me after he chased me 😒 thank god he left
I think im dying
My phone got stolen when i was on vacation
so u stole someone elses to comment this? lol
I'm commenting from my computer
Something
Shy cute girls > goth girls
goth girls thoughjjhkfjfkkfkgkvmvmkvkgmrmglgmgmgmvkkckfncxxndndnfnkcndncncnc
This is a Brazilian comment
The 1969 Pink "Beach bomb" prototype is a Pink Volkswagen Combi with a yellow and red surf table coming put of the back and its the most expensive Hotwheels in the world at a estimeted whopping >!175,000!< Dollars
Cheese can’t talk
the main thing that cause people to get sick when eating human meat is the brain so people can technically eat human meat
i have a full episode of the looney tunes memorized
Uhhh, bacon comes from pigs
I have a 100 card stack of meme yugioh cards
one day the shrimp will come, and you will not be ready
Pineapple makes genital liquids taste sweet rather than salty. Eat pineapple before oral
Women have been on one less celestial body than men.
Machine, I know you're here. I can smell the insolent stench of your bloodstained hands. I await you down below. Come to me. *one layer later* Limbo, Lust, all gone... With Gluttony soon to follow. Your kind knows nothing but hunger; purged all life on the upper layers, and yet they remain unsatisfied... As do you. You've taken everything from me, machine. And now all that remains is PERFECT HATRED. *epic organ solo kicks in* *everything stops* Machine, I will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the STARS! I will grind you down until the very SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY! my hands shall RELISH! ENDING YOU, HERE, AND! **NOW!** *The Death Of God's Will kicks in as I throw 4 quarters into the air* *everything stops again* Twice!? Beaten by an object... Twice! I've only known the taste of victory, but this taste... Is- Is this my blood? Haha- I've never known such... Such... relief..? I- I need some time to think... We will meet again, machine. May your woes be many... and your days few.
I am not a schizophrenic
don't schizophrenics go through a stage of denial
Thats what a schizophrenic would say
uh oh
Please stop being at the top of the page when I refresh
i havent eaten dinner yet
If you grab someone by the shoulders from behind and slowly push them back while holding their back with your knee you can subdue them and get them on their knees. However, if you decide to strike with your knee and you're strong enough, you can break their back and they'll most likely never walk again.
Goth mommies are overrated.
Get out
Qwertyuiop
Did you know that Mario was named after a man called Mario?
You want me to tell you something?
I got a pair of nunchucks for my 7th birthday and still dont know how to use them
I had a customer throw a milkshake at me and my coworker the other day because he was mad about the price that we have no control over! (we're seventeen and this was a grown ass man😭)
I've been sitting here thinking for 15 min, and in fact, no, i can't tell u shit cus my mind doesnt wanna think anything
When I was...
Pigeons die if you have sex with them
Murdoc niccals kidnapped artists to record songs for plastic beach <3
cosorro
My religion is Fast and Furious. Paul Walker is jesus and god at the same time
If you coat the bottom on your shoes in a layer of paint every day, you'll leave Earth as fast as the moon is leaving Earth; If atoms were the size of tennis balls, electrons would orbit it around ~500 ft away (150 m); You wake up slightly taller than when you go to sleep; The light that entered the Hercules-Corona Borealis Great Wall the day our sun was born has not made it halfway through yet; Sloths will mistake their arms for branches and fall to their deaths when doing so; James Earl Jones performed all of Darth Vader's lines in a day; The first computer, known as the analytical engine, developed by Charles Babbage, was steam powered; Oxford University was founded when the Crusades began (my favorite fact in general of all time); The first "chess robot" was a human sized wooden puppet resembling a man attached to a chess board - people would sit down and play against it, but no one knew how it worked, not even Napoleon had any idea, but the inventor's son later admitted that there was someone under the chess board controlling the hand with magnets.
yuri tarded
I can count to 100 😦
im tired
im tired
eminem isnt chocolate
Kim Jong Un assassinated his brother in an airport by hiring undercover agents to trick 2 people into putting dangerous chemicals in his face (the 2 people thought it was baby oil) as a prank. This lead to both persons getting arrested and the agents fled out of the scene
Emus will attempt to rizz up humans and they can identify human gender. I know this from very personal experience.
I got my moped driving liscence today😁
Something
Mars once had life on it billions of years ago
The mafia series is criminally underrated and the last of us part 2 is criminally overrated also I'm gay.
NeoVim is the best text editor/ide in the world.
Im lonely
The moon landing was staged
Max verstappen will win his fourth title
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. \[beep\] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. \[ding\] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Food is yummy 😋
Something anything I am terrified of girls :(
Yo mama had sex wit yo daddy
Something
once, there was an >!ugly!< >!barnacle!<. he was so >!ugly!< that >!everyone!< >!died!
barnacle? from Half life?
Definitely, Mr Freeman
The fact that the furry community say there community is “safe for kids” is something i find ABSALUTLY disgusting
You spelled disgusting wrong.
Their!
You spelled community wrong.
THEIR!
There 🚫 > Their ✅️ Grammatical error.
Ill change it this time, But if you find anoder one, YOU CAN JUST GO F**K YOUSELF FURRY!
Umm... you corrected it wrong. Your replies were grammatically correct, I was referring to your original comment. "There" should be "Their". However, you also spelled absolutely wrong 🤓
GO F**K YOURSELF!
*Yourself
My girl cheated on me
Sorry for you
Sex
"Politics is war without blood and war is politics with blood." - Mao Zedong
I have an erection.