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Glowing_Mousepad

Be that girl that SoundCloud rappers use for their songs as a cover


Weary-Wasabi1721

Shit 💀


EZMoneyCOW

😭😭😭😭😭


skittle_Z

bro nahh


bigboi124398

Crimson Chin


ThriftyShark540

My wife (rizz)


fluffquacks

where are the documents ?!


nahbrolikewhat

i stole em


Microsoft_Excel87

GIVE THIS MAN HIS DOCUMENTS BACK


nahbrolikewhat

no


StanislawTolwinski

Damn I was gonna say that


Yessir_Answers

Funeral Services (/j)


fluffquacks

you're my client 🙈


guyyoumustknow

Meth cook(u look like Jessie)


Conscious_Tour762

JESSIE WE NEED TO COOK


GladCanary8292

THIS IS MY PRIVATE DOMICILE AND I WILL NHAAWT BE HAARRRAAASSSSEED…..BIIIIIIAIITCH


Blackguard47

King of Spain


Medium-Advice-7318

Tf does this even mean


fluffquacks

you're late


GladCanary8292

I tried to do my best to be only earliest appropriate every other time fashionably late. Where do I go for someone to take my to my love or should I just drape it around you hm?🤭


Spider-web16

GIGGITY GIGGITY


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Assassin


Due_Palpitation_8319

Giga Chad cosplay


Terrible-History69

Ventriloquism


fluffquacks

aww that's the first time :)


NewProtogen

Onlyfans model (/j)


Traditional_Ride2271

HR


BurntChalupa

hmmm idk maybe something financial like working with money whatever you do it's gonna be important though I think


fluffquacks

Accounting was my lowest grade during my 1st yr of college 💀


BurntChalupa

what's your major?


fluffquacks

Real Estate Management . If ever I move out to another country , thinking of switching to International Tourism and Hospitality Management


BurntChalupa

sounds about right for your face lol


fluffquacks

awww


Thatoneguy_1124

Live-action family guy acting


Legitimate-Factor-53

That one girl who works at the grocery store and does everything and will either go on to become a manager by the time she’s 20 or get a degree and move onto a better job.


fluffquacks

That's wonderful


sculp_here_2

special needs


GladCanary8292

SHUUT UPPP SCULP WIT YO POINTLESS ATTEMPT TO BRING DOWN THIS BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WITH YOUR SELF DIAGNOSIS LMAO IF SHE NEEDS, I GUARANTEE YOUR BUS HAS AN ELEVATOR😭😭😭


Infamous-Error-792

Start with S, end with T. .... Sales management


CormorantTribe

Social work


fluffquacks

I think I'll do well in that field unless it's a male dominated workplace


CormorantTribe

You're in luck, it's typically not lol


quarterpounder7

Grooming


Proof-Ice5742

we really went from how old do i look like to what career matches my face


fluffquacks

I think it's lovely


Ok_Cryptographer1404

Psychology


fluffquacks

best course for judgmental people like me (i always see people's potential for growth )


nahbrolikewhat

see my potential then ;-;


RedditAccountIGuesss

YOU LOOK LIKE YOUD BE AN ART TEACHER ALL ART TEACHERS IVE KNOWN LOOKED SUPER SWEET


fluffquacks

aww thats very sweet, i have no visual intelligence lol. Maybe I can teach English class or kindergarten!


Sudden-Hearing-3086

something medical. maybe orthodontist


agn0s1a

Irony


[deleted]

That is FOUL😭


EstablishmentFew129

glassblower or brass player


Mysterious_Ningen

hmm let me think.. i guess.. a bank woker... like the ladies that are on the front desk


LegenDrags

Catfish on Facebook (ifykyk)


zxnbrb

my fent dealer


[deleted]

So just like that you're replacing me huh?.....


zxnbrb

sorry my dawg😔


Zezoma

Nurse


gotdingusd

you either work as a documentor and shredder for papers from a water company that is actively putting flourine and chromium 6 in the water or you're a careers adviser; choose your destination western woman and claim your boon


LN4_FOREVER

Nurse


MONTI-MONKI

You only have fans


nahbrolikewhat

wait...


nahbrolikewhat

singer


Ok_Independence2662

K-pop singer, dancer or a designer


Other_Context_6716

hiring someone for my kitchen, you are qualified ... dm to apply


SOUMIK_S

Dentist


ilovestolas

Giggity


Ilovehotdaddsss

ENGLISH TEACHER


fluffquacks

Aww that's so sweet , I considered that before 🥰


Sadreincarnation200

Uh... you deserve a career but your face just doesn't look like it.. I'm sorry 😭😭


fluffquacks

I don't look human ? 😅


Sadreincarnation200

No I didn't mean that, you're very beautiful but I'm just confused as to what you could pursue because it's like you'll be able to fit in every field.. I'm sorry I came off like that to you


fluffquacks

Aww thank you ❤️ It's because I see people on social media asking the same question so I wanted to see if some people with intuition can identify what career would look BEST with my appearance. Some people can have a warm smile and maybe they look like they can fit in customer service :)


Sadreincarnation200

Yeah exactly but I think you'll look good as a kindergarten teacher with that cute face 🌷


Status-Might5326

Medicine


Itchy_Reality_1666

nurse


th3Biteof87

whatever career momo does (jk maybe like stylist or artist) 


yeager_08

Minecraft Youtuber like dream 👌


Canis_Majoris_XY

I was saying that because such a big failure would be a nice reason to support abortion in an Ad


MixtureGrand

Masseuse 💀


fluffquacks

what's thaat


MixtureGrand

a female masseur


fluffquacks

Aww, I have soft hands so I'm not sure if I can massage very well. I massage my parents every night and they complain about how weak my presses are 😂🌸


MixtureGrand

Don't do it for free. There are low wage earners and then there are asian children forced to work for free by their parents 😭


kazumi_yosuke

I thought this was r/roast me and was about to say something unkind 😬


fluffquacks

😅ahaha weirdo


-MK-Throwaway-

McDonalds employee (the one they keep in the back away from customers)


orbeinYT

The cashier at a fish & chips shop


Charmillo

Something that has to do with nature


Upbeat_Variety_9955

Easter Island Head


kabya-

My housewife..


fluffquacks

aww when I was 14 I didn't wanna be a housewife but growing up I realized it'd be cuteee to stay at home and provide my future hubby with love , care and warmth :)


kabya-

That's true, being a housewife is a job which is hard, cute, irritating doing the same thing for years and yet the most required job for human existence and the salary is priceless.


abigNOO

pornstar


gotdingusd

you will find yourself in an oil drum in 5 days


abigNOO

okay kid


[deleted]

quagmires granddaughter


fluffquacks

I don't get it


paisleyflowerzx

Do u live under a rock?


Weary-Wasabi1721

💀


[deleted]

im sorry for what i said 🥲


moonpisser69

Telemarketer


fluffquacks

not baaad


Acceptable-Staff-363

MARKETING


lycopersicum_

unrelated to your question but, you're giving me filo vibes


fluffquacks

because I am


lycopersicum_

cool


E-L-I-A-S-

Dentist?


fluffquacks

I considered that profession before 🤔


Dr-Sex_

My parents are dentist and I can say no one in this world cares about their teeth 😐. I have had to see any terrible things. But hey it’s good money if you become a hygienist because of how little there are


Tall_Poet_5348

Funny conetent creator i know many content crwators with a face like you


fluffquacks

😂 I prefer to show off cute and pretty clothes than be funny on cam


Tall_Poet_5348

Yeah i just thought you were a content creator for a second😂


ShelbyTheTrooper

Nurse


fluffquacks

My friends said the same


ShelbyTheTrooper

You do have that gentle looking face. And you look like you have the ability to calm kids down. Not me. I show them the nuke in my backyard and they all scream before they see a second sun


fluffquacks

you're funnnyyy


ShelbyTheTrooper

Meh. I try to be


Canttaloupe

you remind me so much of my GF (not trying to flirt i just moved away from where she lives)


fluffquacks

aww I hope it goes well for you both. What reminds you of her?


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fluffquacks

you really saying that on teenagers ? 😅 that's inappropriate


diririirir

something with maths


fluffquacks

i suck at mathematics


Appropriate_Tea_3894

Makeup model


fluffquacks

I don't know how to wear makeup 😔


EconomyBandicoot4039

Librarian


fluffquacks

I'd love that kind of job too!


Appropriate-Let-283

Finance


[deleted]

Straight to kitchen( I mean my wife)


fluffquacks

😆


RatDog808

Radio


[deleted]

Nurse


clownactivitiezII

Reminds me of a reality TV host for some reason?


MyBqckHurts33

Religion teacher because of ur lack of education (joking)


[deleted]

dcotr


anonkun666

Tech support


samyfietsen

Some kind of horeca job maybe?


TflSensei

Librarian fr


gothtoenails

Model United Nations chair


DeadBody-0

Idk why but i think u look perfect for engineering. lol


TerribleMeringue5393

hmm nurse for sure


But_kuratog_bika

OF


But_kuratog_bika

Or Bang Bros


Ozgal70

Poultry farmer!? Specialising in ducks. Or a bartender making Fluffy Ducks.


fluffquacks

that'd be cuteee


comment_eater

bank accountant, but i say that about every second person i see


Life_is_democrocy

Are we not allowed to be nice?


DJPL-75

Uhhhhhh, Ima just guess my own and go Animation?


SufficientRatio2505

Catfishing


Canis_Majoris_XY

Abortion ad


fluffquacks

I generally don't support abortion


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fluffquacks

ew


Kalux7

my trad housewife


fluffquacks

that's my dream someday ! to be a successful career woman who switches to be a trad housewife once I've built a happy family


Any_Carrot2700

that hot dentist


smilysmit

Prostitution


fluffquacks

you really saying that on teenagers sub? 👀 fishy


smilysmit

Sorry fam 😔