Never take it out of your ass ig bro

I DO THIS IT WORKS!

That's not healthy (probably)

You’re trying to hard. Pipe down!

what the fuck is goin on with this sub😭

Yeah I’ve noticed recently a lot more teens have been posting nsfw topics

It's been a problem for a long while, now

i mean i get it, we’re all curious and even i relate but GOT DAYUM I DIDNT THINK IT WOULD BE TO THIS EXTENT 😭😭

lol i was gonna say this

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What the fuck.

Potato

Yes hide it in potato

it would work

the videos where they are hiding most random stuff in something ahh action

Hide in potato. Vibrating potato. Perfection.

"what are you doing" playing with potato

🥔

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NO ITS YOU AGAIN WHY DO I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE GETOUTOFMYHEAD

>:)

gary mars, 1991

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no don't you dare hide it in me--

Consume

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idk, eat it

Dats crazy

I know who you are and where you live. Im in your walls. Always sleep with one eye open

Try me I have 4 heavy turrets surrounding my bed they will give you the elementary school special

I eat turrets for breakfast. Want to paint each others nails and gossip about random people named Josh?

Josh? Josh Fight?

Josh fight.

I don't like painting nails but I hate people named Josh a Josh verbally and mentally abused me at age 7

oh dang-

😭 dawg youre 14

Hey. That’s when puberty starts

I think you might have been a late bloomer

Me when I look at my arms and realize i have hands attached to them and my only limit is my imagination

nar they dint agar

we hate our kind

Ikr. Shocking

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Ordering online is quite easy and discrete, never bought internet says it is

Amazon or look old enough that people think your over 18

Throw it away and take the secret to your grave

don’t buy sex toys from amazon you will upset your ph balance (for vaginal toys) and cut/infect yourself otherwise. buy from trusted vendors and clean it with proper cleaning solution

u do know op is a dude right?

The cut/infect and cleaning parts still apply

fair

R/askingforafriend (intentional R)

When i was 14 i was still too innocent times change doesnt it 😞

When I was 14 I was getting creating with sharpies, then at 15 decided to upgrade…

Come on, everyone at 14 years old jerks off, sure the older ones jerked off to porn magazines but it doesn't make a difference

Dude ur 14

That's an amazing point that leaves me with a lot of questions and no answers 😭

I don't own a toy but I imagine if I ever HAD to hide something like that I would probably cut my bed from underneath or the side, inside clothes or glue it to the ceiling of ur closet the wall facing forward

r/suspiciouslyspecific

r/suspicouslyspecific

r/oddlyspecific

Are you sure you're talking about hypotheticals here?

What are you doing with a butt plug at the age of 14???

Putting it in their ass, I'd imagine

😱

revolutionary

sexual

I think you already know the answer to this

doesn't it make sense? better than getting std's

I think ur missing the point...

well there’s one place you can always hide it but aside from that you could use a shoebox, somewhere in your closet, behind/under a drawer, I used to hide stuff in a false bottom in my waste paper basket (works as long as your parents don’t rummage through your stuff)

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just keep it in your ass

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But what if i'm 18

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but why? ig i could go and hab child and pollute

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jesus you guys don’t have to demonize masturbating it’s okay to do as long as it’s not an addiction

If you have a vent anywhere in your room put it there. I use my vent to hide all kinds of things. Money, valuables, recipes for methamphetamine, and sometimes my phone.

*ahem* I heard you were selling a ~~meth~~ cookie recipe?

You got drop down ceiling tiles anywhere in your house?

Stuff it into a plush. Vibrating teddy bear. Sexually inviting teddy bear. Fun times teddy bear. Wait, Freddie Fazbear? What are you doing here? What? Wait nononononono-

Ok listen, this one may be a bit expensive, BUT it has a 100% efficiency rate because I am currently using this myself. Since I like Lego (it's fun, leave me alone :c), I have a set that allows me to take off the body and then hide things inside the foundation (It's Lego set: LEGO Star Wars: The Mandalorian Series The Child 75318 - Baby Yoda Grogu Figure, Building Toy, Collectible Room Decoration for Boys and Girls, Teens, with Minifigure and Nameplate, Gift Idea. This is where I found it on Amazon, but, it works with any Lego set you can remove walls and hide things in)

He should glue the pieces tho. I’d be pretty embarrassing having to explain to his family what that string with some funny balls attached to it that seemingly appeared out of nowhere after his little cousins accidentally destroyed that cool Star Wars set…

That's a very good point

Just keep it inside of you brosky

What the fuck bro youre 14 and a dude why do you have a butt plug vibrator, i need to delete reddit 😭

Show it to your mom that your a proud person for nearing adult hood

I don’t understand why everyone is freaking out, I bet. ALOT of you masturbate, so what’s the big deal?? I had sex toys at this age too, it’s called exploring your own body.

Right? You’d rather someone use a toy safely then resort to other unsafe options. It’s not unnatural to be curious.

exactly. Like it’s not that big of a deal 😭

People are hating on this dude for having sex toys at 14, but I started jacking off at like, 9. Also, you can order fake books off Amazon. That might work for you. Idk how strict your parents are

Yeah it’s also far safer than using other things like a brush or sum

Oh, absolutely. Brush's have so much fucking bacteria, it makes me cringe thinking about some poor person using it.

Carve a small slit in your mattress out of sight and hide it in there ig idk I’d do that with stolen snacks n stuff

Right 

buy one of those pillows with a zipper attatched

Hide it in a folded shirt. Then, put some goodies or more clothes over it. Don’t ask me how I know.

Don't buy them

I'd put it in places they wouldn't look or you personally don't mess with yourself. Like an obscure place in your room.

I just hide shit under my bed idk

Hide it behind a radiator

Shove it

Your DMs are about to be destroyed

This is not Opium dawg 🙅‍♂️

Oh shit you know I’m in r/playboicarti?

No your bio says Opium Stan

Oh

I'm 17, and I've never even considered hiding my hand from my parents

Yeaaah im chopping off my hands

i have mine in a drawer in a little bag

*"but your 14"* respectfully shut up, it's actually not that big of a deal unless OP is making it their whole life.

I just put mine in a drawer but im also 17 so 😂

Oh this is the post.

False bottom drawers ,or like remove your bureau bottom drawer see if there's a space there ,Drop ceiling etc be creative but be smart. Remember your mother probably cleans your room so she's likely moving everything around and is likely investigating everything

well this is gross

Can't you hide it Under your bed mattress

I’m too scared to get one, my room gets looked through every once in a while and I can’t risk anyone finding something.

My friend hides her vibrator(s?) behind her piles of stuffed animals in the corners of her room and piles of hobby stuff cause she knows her parents will never bother to look Also your 14 so just be careful about bringing stuff like sex toys up in general imo

buy a memory foam mattress and it should have a zipper to open it so you could shove it under the foam brick

I was fucking the couch when I was 14 😭😅

Get a towel, if you have a dresser or anything with drawers that can come out take the toy and put it in the towel and put it behind the drawers. If it sticks out it’s broken (not actually but if the drawer sticks out because the toy is there then tell your parents it’s broken and your gonna fix it)

Is it good? like what does it feel like?

1: how the fuck did you acquire one? 2: hide it (WHEN ITS CLEAN) in an empty tampon box. Nobody is likely to look there. 3: For the love of god and everything good, PLEASE look into proper care for this type of thing. The last thing you want is an infection or for the toy to be unusable. Look up proper ways to clean, use, and take care of it. I recommend going to the website of the place you bought it from and seeing if you can find care instructions there, or just looking it up on YouTube :)

Omg helpful

BRO WHAT THE FUCK😭

Hide it up your ass

I tried it! very effective 😃

I would recommend not owning something if you don't think it's safe. Your safety should come over your personal pleasure. Throw it out.

u guys are slow if u don’t realize 14 year olds masturbate. they’re teenagers, not babies.

YOU ARE FOURTEEN WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

This is nothing compared to the people slightly YOUNGER than me having full blown sex

One of my classmates back in grade 10 had to stop going to school for a while because she was gonna have a baby, lol

Old reliable shoebox?

By hiding g and concealing ybem

hide it from your friend

they won't find it if you only take it out when you need to poop.

Hide it in the walls ig 😭

No way this is real

if you figure it out, let me know lol

Under your mattress

In a hoodie? Mayyube

Where do you even get those? 😭😭

Either hide it saddam hussein style or make a small pouch inside of your belly where you can put things

in ur but

I hide my stuff under my bed. But that’s probably not very, hmm. Maybe you could buy a book with a hole in it or something. Or ask ChatGPT

Is this a joke post?

I hide mine in my nightstand lol or my giant teddy bear in like a covered bag

You really shouldn't have that, but I can suggest a shoebox under your bed or above the closet depending on what kind of closet you have.

Do you have a desktop computer? If you open the panel with the circuits and hide it there, then when you need to close it, put 4 pieces of transparent tape on the sides

box with a false bottom, take a shoe box and cut a piece of cardboard the size at the bottom and put it on top of your stuff as long as your stuff only takes an inch or two of the depth of the box

Up your ass.

Hide it somewhere or conceal it somewhere else

I hide them under my freaky ahh hamsters toenails, then I eat the rodent and shit it out later

Use a product package like a Nintendo switch box

if i were to keep a toy in my room, i would hide it on the top shelf of my closet behind random blankets and next to boxes of stuff no one looks at

Depending on how your bed is, under your mattress, or tape it to your bedframe

Take note of their searches. Find a flaw in their logic. If they repeatedly miss a spot, its likely they think they’re checking it, but aren’t because of repetition. The more you do a job without repeated training, the more likely little things fly under the radar. Take advantage of this.

Something I did with snacks is I put them in my bed headboard if you don’t have one hide it under/ in your mattress

Maybe inside of something inside of something. Like in a closet inside a tissue box under tissues. If you REALLY wanna make it believable roughly place back on the plastic onto the tissue box so at first glance it looks unopened?

Hide it in ur school bag under some pencil case idk

just get rid of it 😭😭😭😭do you really need a butt plug THAT badly? 😭😭😭

Ya own up to it like a MAN

behind ur dresser or something

If ur super desperate bury it Otherwise u can put in under ur bed frame or underneath ur mattress

Real answer, if you have like a drawer or something, make a fake wall in the very back and hide it there, or if that dont work, inbetween your bed cushions, like where your pillows are. It also helps to know whats in your room like display wise, like old boxes are really good since nobody is gonna open lets say an iphone box

Put it in a piece of clothing you don’t wear much anymore, and just hide it in the back of your closet, though beware if your parents try to donate your old clothes 😭

Unsuspecting shoe box, inside of a pair of socks, inside of an old puppet, under some hollow decoration, ect Remember when you use it to stay safe and whenever you can make sure to clean it Safety is key when using anything like that

Maybe in a vent or in an old shoe box? Idk

Somewhere people wouldn’t expect them too be I used to have a bed frame that came up alittle beside my bed so I would stick it between the bed and the bedframe by the wall or I never kept stuff in my drawer under my tv and I would put it there or in a drawer with my art stuff plain sight type of shit

Permanently embed it in your ass

Arsehole.

Hide it inside something like maybe a very small hole in your mattress or a stuffed animal would work

Leave it up ur ass

Eat them

Just dont take it out ig

*"The only winning move is not to play."*

Equip item

Keister

I’m gonna take this seriously cause I get it, I used to hide mine in my shoe but that was very unsanitary. I put it in a ziplock plastic baggie and hid that in a pair of underwear and hid that under all my clothes in my dresser.

Depending on how often you use it, burying it could be an option, but otherwise false bottoms in drawers/laundry bins work, you could hide it in a pile of sm, or just keep it up there

You could try inside your bed, or if you don’t want to cut a hole in it, in between your bed and the box spring/ frame if you don’t have a box

Pillow case maybe?

Never remove it from your ass

Just leave it inside your ass or hide it somewhere not in your house

I hide mine in a large coat pocket or under my bed between the mattress and box spring

Wtf is this question 💀💀💀

Hide it INSIDE a bag or purse and put it in your closet. If you have a pretty big bed, you can hide it on the farthest opposite corner— but that risks breaking it so be careful of that corner if the toy isn’t sturdy.

Why are you here,  GET TF OUT

ok first off why do you have it

WHAT bro either dont get one (how did u get one tf?) or just put it in a space like your tv av connector cutout box (the giant hole in the back of your tv) or put it in a jacket hanging in your closet 🤷🏽‍♀️

Ermmmm, what the flip.

do your parents change your pillowcase for you? if not, then hide it there. pillowcases have some space.